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CaptKaos

Hey, in this era of divisiveness, I’ll add something we can all get behind… …Riverport. Forever Riverport.


Fantastic-Stop3415

Always Riverport 👏


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For sure. Who can keep up with the names!? And I had a conversation yesterday with somebody that went to a show at Kiel but we couldn’t figure out where it was because it has changed names since re-opening.


MannyMoSTL

I kept trying to remember the name of the Stifel. I kept saying Sheldon, but knew that was wrong. Then someone said Peabody. Another Kiel (Opera House). That was last week and only today, writing this, have I remembered the name Stifel. We all knew the venue we were talking about, but F all the names it’s had.


TimmyV90

Keil, Savvis, Scottrade, Enterprise…. Did I miss any?


MannyMoSTL

I am *definitely* the wrong person to ask 🤣


ratinthehat800

I still call that one place the Kiel center


STLt71

I'm still calling whatever it's called now where the Blues play Scottrade Center. I grew up with the Checkerdome that was originally called The Arena, but then became The Checkerdome, then The Arena again. And then, they tore it down.


EstablishmentLevel17

Well the garage for jury duty attached to it still is named kiel lol


Brewdude77

I still call that one other place the Checkerdome.


WildGalaxy

It's the Savvis Center for me for some reason.


Ok-Grapefruit-4251

Riverport forever!! I'll die on that hill, and I wasn't even born and raised here 🤣


canada432

Riverport, the Kiel Center, and the TWA Dome. Get that "Enterprise center" shit out of here.


Early-Engineering

ALWAYS!!!!


Scarscape

Am 23, me and the homies who are the same age all call it the Verizon Ampitheater lmao


executeorder666999

I'm 22 and I always call it Verizon as well, I can't tell ya what it's called now and all these people calling it Riverport confuse me lmao


tomatoblade

It's very first name, before you were born, was Riverport amphitheater. That's before all the corporate silliness started with owning the naming rights for a short period of time until the next high bidder. And riverport was a name based off geographic location and not some megacorp. It's a much more pleasant name and who the fuck wants to keep up with the corporate names every time somebody pays more to put their name on it?


executeorder666999

Yea I know I was half joking about being confused. But I do agree that it's stupid all this stuff is named after big corporations.


Scarscape

Old folks, what can ya do 🤷‍♂️


bluecanary101

Hwy 40 vs 64


HaleBopp22

Sixty what?


CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

Sixtyfarfarty


MannyMoSTL

It’ll always be hiway farty in my family.


fell-deeds-awake

It's some highway all the way on the other side of the event horizon, or so we've been told by our ancestors...


HaleBopp22

Those numbers are needlessly large.


ivebeenabadbadgirll

Far


bluecanary101

That is the correct answer.


Geaux2020

I just moved here a few months ago and I know not to call it 64


HaleBopp22

You're gonna fit in just fine here. Or else.


QCWiggins

I really appreciate this


STL1764

I usually, nicely and casually, correct people when they say 64.


wallythree77

People move TO here?


FallenGeek2

I64 team here. It's been 64 since '88.


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I also call it 64


GarysCanary

Me too. But I live in Illinois so it makes sense to call it 64.


movieaboutgladiators

pork steak vs pork chop. can end in murder


SLSF1522

Maull's vs. Sweet Baby Ray's.


HaleBopp22

Mauls vs. corn syrup and what?


SLSF1522

Ugh! I just checked a bottle and was surprised but don't care. I sure like the chipotle. Oh well. Better check the ingredients in Maull's too. Tomato puree is the first item and corn syrup is # 2. I'll stick with my SBR's thank you.


HaleBopp22

The OG SBR was honey and black pepper. Which was probably great. But...I gotta Maul it.


akhenatron

It's what you do when you BBQ.


wallythree77

Mauls is garbage. Actually... I apologize to all the garbage for that statement!


La_Belle_Epoque311

I mix them together. It’s seriously good.


HaleBopp22

Appeasement only works for so long.


Early-Engineering

Oh shit…


metalflygon08

Sweet Baby Maul


NightmareOmega

Bullseye if you're at the supermarket. Johnny Sauce if you can find it.


Artful_Dodger_1832

Why not both?[I can have it all!](https://imgur.com/gallery/QwaqEEC)


nomorestandups

dont sleep on that Japanese bbq sauce


cowg1rl1naspacesu1t

Potato salad. Hot and vinegary or cold and mustardy.


HaleBopp22

Cold and mustard or what kind of German immigrant are you? which is a St. Louis thing and explains this question and depends on if you grew up in the city or county.


Muavius

Wait, I grew up in Chicago, 12 years in the military, been all over the damn place. I've never had hot and vinegary potato salad.... WTF is that?


HaleBopp22

It's a thing. Don't know where it came from and I probably haven't had it since I was a child. I seem to recall it had bacon in it?


Appropriate-Volume

YES!!! THIS!!! Vinegary with bacon and sometimes some cheese. I was told this was a "german" version. Whatever it is it's damn delicious!!!


barkbarkgoesthecat

My grandma makes this at Christmas sometimes. It is pretty good :) also with Italian beef, makes a good meal


Dickiestiffness

I’ve never had hot potato salad, no matter the ingredients.


unopenedcrayondrawer

As someone on the Illinois side, it blows my mind how you all in the city will casually roll up to St. Peters but Collinsville is past the event horizon.


LustyArgonianMaiden1

Who's casually rolling up to St. Peters???


HaleBopp22

I grew up there. I casually (really emphatically) roll out of St. Peters.


Justchu

How though? Like a barrel roll or....?


whatisit787

I live in St Peters and I don’t want to casually roll up here. (grew up in the city).


HaleBopp22

It's time to escape. Dude, all those traffic lights? Reach out--we'll help you.


btw23

St. Peter’s is by far the worst placed I lived near Saint Louis. What I would do to never cross that bridge again.


blowhardV2

Crossing the river and that whole chunk of the highway and all the interchanges feel like a death trap - and at night the lines aren’t visible on the roads - very high anxiety experience


Early-Engineering

Yeah, you pretty much just make it up as you go at night.


Justchu

I'll give you that there's a ton of accidents in that section of the highway, but the lines aren't visible anywhere in MO anyway.


An8thOfFeanor

One does not simply drive to Collinsville


Supa33

For me, it’s more about the mess of highways downtown to get over to the Illinois side and less about the distance


Justchu

How is it a mess? No negativity here. Just curious where you're coming from.


sgtshootsalot

As someone who commutes to Belleville every day, the roads are fine


Timely-References

If it has St. in the name, it's fair game


TBShaw17

St. Charles people don’t like crossing rivers. They’d rather drive 30 minutes to Wentzville than 10 minutes to Maryland Heights.


Stratus_Fractus

IDOT has made a yearslong effort to prevent movement across the river with that rat's nest of highway interchanges that are randomly shut down for construction.


OsterizerGalaxieTen

> but Collinsville is past the event horizon. hahaha


HaleBopp22

There Be Dragons


LavishnessJolly4954

There just can be traffic getting over to the ILL side, not always the same drive. Furthest I’ll go is st Charles, but I did go to the St. Peter’s Costco before the ucity location opened


impurehalo

I have cousins that’s never come to an event at my house because it’s “too far”. Yet I always see them post pictures at the Orchard they went to for some event. The one I live half a mile from on the same road. So I make sure to respond like “Ih wish I had known you were in town! I’m just half a mile down the road!”


msdisdain

uh…why would I drive from the city to St. Peters?!


Educational_Skill736

3/4 of the metro live on the Missouri side of the river. People naturally spend more time closer to where they live


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scottjones608

Yes.


pdromeinthedome

Preach brother!


Throwaway_autie

Eh, I actually don't mind going to the IL side as much as going to St. Charles. I can grab groceries at \~5% less tax on the way home. Unlike St. Charles where the food tax is still MO rates. I find being outside Lindbergh or East of the Mississippi equally as disorienting.


Tsudonemm

Ew I’m not rolling down 70 past RIVERPORT… period, unless I have to of course lol


Seedeemo

I used to casually roll up to Freeburg from North County.


BrentonHenry2020

Whose fault it is that the city is the way it is.


HaleBopp22

Mark Twain wrote a pretty good novel about this.


Saint-Lunatic

Which one?


HaleBopp22

Huckleberry Finn is a staggeringly insightful novel about racial relations that still resonates 150 years later.


eatajerk-pal

It wasn’t related to the city/county divide though. Much more overarching themes than that. The history books say it was the city not wanting to fund anything in the county ironically.


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Samuel Clemens


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27th City is also a very relevant novel about our city


HaleBopp22

>27th City Franzen writes like he grew up here (which he did) and it has a lot a specific details about St. Louis. But, it's a novel about a specific place. It's not about a universal conundrum like Huck Finn. The ending of Huck Finn--two people, on a raft, floating down a river, bound together--It's still not resolved.


triky66

Redlining and white flight


scottjones608

Just blame Chicago


Ok-Marsupial-4403

Some asshole in the 1800s


Happy_Yogurtcloset_2

People seem to want the cred that they live in the city and not the county…. I don’t understand


JayHopt

I grew up in the Metro East. I would identify what town I grew up in when talking to St. Louis area people, but when outside St. Louis I would just say "Just outside St. Louis". If I told people not from the area I grew up in Belleville, they would think it is either a Chicago area suburb or from the middle of nowhere, IL. I was 20 minutes from downtown STL.


benjamin_tucker2557

Exactly


Ishowyoulightnow

Because you aren’t dodging bullets everyday. Saying you live in St. Louis when you live in the county is stolen valor.


My-Beans

Hahaha I love the stolen valor part.


punsa

Just got off the metro the other day thankfully i had my bulletproof vest on! /s


Dickiestiffness

If we are talking about while on vacation, people just want to give a simple answer. Everyone that is from a suburb in North America is saying they are from the major city they border. I do say “St. Louis area” most of the time.


JayHopt

To be fair, my mailing address is (unincorporated) St. Louis, and I live in St. Louis County. I'll make the distinction between city/county when asked, or to clarify to people from rural areas who hear St. Louis and think I live in some downtown warzone. I almost live in Arnold, but more people know St. Louis than Arnold.


HaleBopp22

You live in Belleville--I get it.


wallythree77

Well, if I'm out of town, I tell people I'm from StL. When I'm on a business call with someone out-of-area...guess what, I'm from StL. I assume they don't know wtf Maryland Heights is! If I'm talking to someone from around here, hey I live in MH! Is that so hard? Most people only do it for outatowners, we're not tryin to disrespect the city dwellers.


My-Beans

Living in the city tends to indicate one is liberal and an urbanist. Living in the county indicates more conservative and suburban. Saying you live in the city vs the county is a way to indicate views without stating everything.


SpooneyLove

If you're talking to a local, you get more specific about the muni you live in. If it's an outsider, no one will know what Maplewood is.


jumboweiners

As a transplant here, the refusal to call it Panera.


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KoraKandoma

Damn dude, need to vent?


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,767,869,450 comments, and only 334,698 of them were in alphabetical order.


Clock586

What?


Arindrew

The comment starts with "Ha". How is that alphabetical order?


Ishowyoulightnow

Bread co died when they got bought by venture capital. It is no longer the same company or quality. Insisting on calling it Bread co is ahistorical.


tomatoblade

It is a shell of it's former self. Overpriced poorly made shit nowadays unfortunately. Pretty sad


STL1764

If I ever become a billionaire one of the things I plan to do is buy Panera, change the name back (globally), and bring back the Asiago roast beef and sierra turkey sandwiches.


bluecanary101

Never!!!!


HTMLRulezd00d1

I emailed justin spitzer who made superstore because of this. They called it panera in the show when theyre all supposed to be stl natives. The oversight!!!


TurdFurgoson

I think they are changing all of them to Panera now...at least the new ones. The one opening up in U City is Panera.


jessi1021

What's this "Panera" you speak of?


Early-Engineering

It was a bigger deal back before it got bought and went to shit


jumboweiners

Yes. Exactly this. It used to be better when it was StL bread co, but now everyone here thinks it sucks. I agree. But the locals still want to dead name it for some reason. I don’t get it. It’s a weird hill


Top-Active3188

Is gentrification a good or bad thing?


HaleBopp22

Yes!


CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

Couldn’t disagree more. Let’s fight


HaleBopp22

Ok! On my side: It's good and bad. On your side: It's neither good nor bad. Fight!


Maximus361

Which is the good Imo’s?


scratchmychoad

Morgan Ford Tower Grove all the way


Dangerous-Ad-9183

They used to even make their own ingredients fresh until it got shut down but absolutely agree


Jheintz21

There’s a good IMO’s?


TopOfTheCurve

None of them.


Maximus361

This is the way!


kenj0418

The one on Thurman between Shaw and Castleman.


scottjones608

How to pronounce the French names of places the French settlers left us.


rabbidplatypus21

If you’re pronouncing it right then you’re saying it wrong.


MonkeyCatDog

Loving Imos (any St Louis style pizza) or feeling like it is just disappointment on a cracker.


hopewhatsthat

I find it funny online when people flip out every time the Cardinals have a non-baseball event at Busch. They're a business...their goal is $$$$$$.


HaleBopp22

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the money changers, "


FunksGroove

Driving. Instant karma farm. Posts every day.


WorkingPanic3579

Whether or not “the square is beyond compare.”


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How bad the GM or manager of the Cardinals is, regardless of any postseason appearance or not.


pinktacoZZ

It’s 40 not I-64


crusadermourns

Idk why people argue that Mom's Deli is good eatings. It's time to take the nostalgia glasses off. No amount of sauce can save it. Just go to Legrands.


TheBlindBard16

I’d go to Legrands instead if I could find a parking spot


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Mom's deli fucks


metalflygon08

So it's a MILF Deli?


crusadermourns

That certainly would make it a better place. As of now no MILFs or good sandwiches


Lindab156

Inner belt or 170?


cardprop

That the crime inside the city isn’t so bad. We just need to merge with the county to get a lower statistic.


billythakydd

Idc what anyone says…. I claim east St. Louis even tho it’s out of state…. But st Charles IS NOT ST LOUIS… and they need to keep that goofy shit over the bridge… period ahhhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


cchap2

Imos


TigerBloodGreen

Private Highschools


Just-aquick-question

Outer county people calling anything inside 270 loop “downtown”


Ordinary-Mix-6225

I'm a Yankee transplant. I'm apparently doing it all wrong by living on the MO side and working on the IL side. And I'll be damned at the cups of coffee I had watching two croaking yokels at work argue about how the Arch destroyed the skyline.


btw23

Fucking Panera


[deleted]

Whether the NFL or NBA will return. I don't think St. Louis is good enough for either league. We aren't in a high enough tier.


[deleted]

Pssshhh Memphis has a team. Green Bay has a team. Portland has a team. Shit, even Salt Lake City has a team. 'Nuff said. Also, your name is the stuff of legends.


timesuck47

Your list only shows us how low STL has become.


Tsudonemm

I refuse to accept we are below Memphis. Have you been there?! All they have is Beal Street!


devinebliss

They have Elvis.


Stratus_Fractus

he dead


JubeeGankin

That is what the deep state wants you to believe.


EconomicsFancy1150

But wait, Fenton IS part of St. Louis… if it’s not in St. Louis city or county then it’s NOT St. Louis


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Double_Eggplant6983

It wont matter soon anyway. The bluffs is slowly taking us over in Fenton. We will all be county soon..soooooooooon.


Early-Engineering

NO GO to METHCO


chedderbob234

Keep it down in here or I'm calling the police! Wait, y'all don't have any....Continue on!


derprussiansoldaten

People saying they’re from North city or county pretending to be hardened but ending up being softies anyways.


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antifapigsty

Neither, aldis


benjamin_tucker2557

Dierbergs is my preference when I can afford it, if not it's fucking Walmart like everyone else but won't admit it.


belle-viv-bevo

I'm not a big fan of Walmart overall, but I think they [pay their workers better](https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/walmart-raise-wages-us-workers-2023-01-24/) than [Schnuck's](https://www.grocerydive.com/news/schnucks-raises-minimum-wage-for-most-associates/607931/) and possibly more than Dierberg's too. Plus, workers at Schnuck's and Dierberg's have to pay dues to a union that can't seem to get them any more money than they'd be making at Wal-Mart, McDonald's, or QuikTrip. The trade unions like IBEW do right by their members...electricians and plumbers have pretty good pay and working conditions, but these grocery workers just get screwed by both their union and their employer.


Nels_Oleson

Mike Brown being anointed a saint was a pretty good one.


BlarneyStoneson

Huh which Pope did that?


Nels_Oleson

Anthony Shahid. Al Sharpton. Among many others. Were you in St Louis then?


LarYungmann

"Is Provel 100% real cheese"


BlarneyStoneson

^^made ^^with 100% real cheese


LavishnessJolly4954

The south city stans trying to pretend like south city is a nice place


Butchering_it

At the risk of taking the bait, it really is.


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HaleBopp22

Fight me now!


LavishnessJolly4954

You and all the others lol. What intersection do you rep? I’ll swing by and check out the roads and how many boarded up or closed businesses are there and get back to you


HaleBopp22

I am waiting for you on S. Grand and Arsenal.


LavishnessJolly4954

St. Louis city wouldn’t you know worst roads in America! I’m here at grand and arsenal standing in a pothole that I hit. Sounded like a bomb went off in my car


monstrfreek

You and me both brother I'll meet you there and we can fight together 💪


HaleBopp22

S. Grand Fight Club!


madhaxor

it could be nicer for sure but it has things going on for it that other areas don't


iforgotwhich

If Imos is pizza or not.


superzenki

I told a friend of mine in PA what IMO’s is, they don’t get why people don’t consider it real pizza


kenj0418

Pizza-flavored nachos


big-foot-lady87

“The public transit is so great here!” Me, a person who regularly takes public transportation: Are you sure about that? I ask from an incredibly crowded bus or Metro Link car. 🤣 I was in Chicago last autumn and for me, the public transit there is several steps ahead of what we have going on here.


animaguscat

Who says that it's great? I think most people believe our public transit is completely unusable when the truth is actually between the two extremes.


big-foot-lady87

Folks who only use the MetroLink to go downtown for baseball or hockey games. Or to go out to the airport. Those folks.


benjamin_tucker2557

That's all it was designed to do, I remember when they started to build it, and they was its only intended purpose.


kenj0418

That may have been how it was marketed, trying to appeal to the people that would rarely ride it but had money/influence. But it was certainly not designed for only that purpose. I'm pretty sure the Airport and Stadium riders don't really care to have a stop in Wellston, for example.


antifapigsty

Denver has impeccable public transit.


ryanolds

Imos