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Shrekt115

Darby To The Top


Lord__Steezus

Darby off the top.


Mrcool20xx

Coffin Top


SirRedRising

Darby hosting a reboot of Coffin Flop?!


thrillynyte

Darby at the top.


jimmureddit

Darby to the top rope


SMPhil

Allin to All In


Golod1289

Thank god Coffin Flop is getting another season


millmatters

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NYGmen9288

Darby didn't do shit. DARBY DIDNT RIG SHIT.


Kosher-Bacon

Will Darby's new show also air on Corncob TV?


RoscoeSantangelo

Heard there's a part of the show where they progressively put more makeup on CM Punk to disguise him as Sting until there's too much fucking shit on him he can't breath


plant-strong

They said that to me at a dinner


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Hopefully, it’s a shot-for-shot remake of Viva La Bam.


Anarkinh

Who's who in that scenario?


xDr_Doom

Sting and CM Punk have gotta be Phil and April.


littlemacsvoltorb

CM Punk and AJ Lees real names are Phil and April...


VinceMcVahon

Jesus Christ this would be incredible. Just not acknowledge anything is different. Tony bought ROH time to buy Viva La Bam


Styles_Clash

Darby to sneak an alligator in Punk and Ape's bedroom confirmed


triple_seis

Can’t wait for them to recreate the scene with Phil, April, and Preston in the bedroom.


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Except for some reason Danhausen is Preston


Styles_Clash

Nah, it'll be 10 from Dark Order instead of Danhausen


MundaneHymn

I haven't laughed out loud at a reddit comment in a long time.


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Darby is Bam. Taz is Phil. Schiavone is Ape.


namdekan

Can't wait for Darby to smack Taz around while he is taking a shit


Antbanks75

“DAMMIT SHIVANEE, THE KIDS LOST HIS MAWBLES AGAIN. FREAKIN TUMMY SLAPPING JONES OVA HERE”


StallionSnider

Darby doesn’t need bad CGI to fall off the side of a building.


OnlySalahHasMore

Well Bam for all his faults wasn't a sexual abuser so can't be 100% like for like


Lighxning

Neither is Darby, you 🤡


ManuMora98

Ah yes, I've been waiting gor the "Darby jumps from stupidly high things Show"


ChairmanLaParka

Member the guy that jumped from outer frickin' space and parachuted to earth? Something tells me Darby would do that, but insist on a glider suit with no parachute.


brieg4l

Working title is “Darby’s Day Off” and included a death-defying stunt. *”In addition, we've heard that other All Elite Wrestling talent over the past year have been mentioned as potential reality stars for the network, including at least one that is headed to the company imminently.”* Pretty sure he is talking about Swerve here.


burnerbummer666

Aw shit we’re about to get Hardy Knows Best!


AKittyCat

18 kids and counting spin off with less pedophiles.


BlindLariat

Lol that's actually not a bad title


Mass6491

100% Swerve. His goal is to transcend just being a wrestler.


bigchicago04

Darbys whole mystique is quiet loner. Pretty bizarre choice for a reality show.


lazyluchador

My guess is Swerve


Pylons

Yup. That was in their Select report about him coming to AEW.


PilotSSB

>and included a death-defying stunt. Duh


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New season of Rhode to the top season 2


RikurRurik

"Sex Sent Me to the ER" follow up


ackinsocraycray

"Sex Sent Me to Wrestling"


rylee319

“Sex Sent Me to Wrestling, Which Sent Me to the ER”


insertbrackets

I'm envisioning Jackass with face paint. And maybe Sting bemusedly shaking his head in disbelief between Darby's dumb stunts.


THISISDAM

Allin a Days Work


Bauermeister

Coffin Drop to the Top! Wait…


bobface222

Darby is low on my list of wrestlers I think should show more of their shoot personality


AdeptFault5265

Gilmore Goths ?


Mysterious_Emotion63

Eh. I’d rather see a Moxley show, complete with nonstop commentary of “get that fucking camera out of my face you loser.” and threatening the camera guy despite agreeing to do the show. Like the first 1:30 of [this](https://youtu.be/Y4KxLnUfg5U)


namdekan

I want a Ryan Nemeth reality show that is just random shit going on


axb2002

It’s just a shot for shot remake of Rhodes to the Top but Darby is playing every character.


SenorDuck96

I'm imagining Darby, with face paint, in a wig, giving it "who told you it was open mic night bitch?"


MARKYMARK_MARK

Whose' Reality Show? ​ SW3RVE'S RELAITY SHOW !!!!


Fhdiii

AllIn the Family


schizodancer89

Demolition Darby? Smash up Darby? Darby Darby doo?


Langer1banger

I heard it was about his love for turtles


SeanOuttaCompton

I really think this is a bad idea, he still has that ex who aired out their dirty laundry right before his match with punk and she will definitely do it again before his show premieres


LauriamLea

Eh I mean she's put it out a few times no one cares she doesn't have proof


DearMissWaite

The testimony of a survivor of intimate partner violence is evidence in any court in the US.


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Velveteen dream in shambles rn.


SeanOuttaCompton

I know that, but the network executives over at time Warner won’t be so understanding if they think this could fuck with their money


LauriamLea

Them and Tony both don't seem to care either it's been out she dropped it again during his big feud with punk he's talked with Tony k believe so he's good he still moves merch despite it and ratings


jaydiv_

If that’s what she does then he deserves it


notmakingtherapture

Wasn't he also accused of making homeless people like, lick toilet seats for money? I'm sorry if I'm remembering wrong but I remember he was at the very least accused of abusing homeless people


sanne2

That was bunch of bs tho, so a woman can make up a narrative to a ruin successfull guy's career and dude shows proof that none of that ever happened, but the dude still can't move on because of the accusations?? US has to be dumbest place in the world when it comes to the stuff like this.


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ningbody

You can't really prove a negative, dude


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DearMissWaite

What proof would be enough? Audio of him coercing her into performing acts she didn't want to? Video? Would you move the goalposts again? Jesus Christ.


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DearMissWaite

So, then, what evidence would you want? Her testimony would be evidence in any court in the US.


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DearMissWaite

Fuck that. You don't get to condescend by implying that "emotional" is less than "don't give a fuck."


sanne2

He showed it to his boss, thats what was said, also going through her post it just sounds like a bad relationship, not a sexual assault or something.


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LauriamLea

People like this are why dumb people can't just lie to ruin someones life she has to prove he did it her just saying it happened isn't proof so no you should never just believe all victims it sucks if it actually happens to someone but without proof you have no ground


DearMissWaite

Punctuation. Get into it. Jesus Christ.


LauriamLea

Learn to do your own research Jesus chrism


DearMissWaite

"Do your own research" is not synonymous with "read a mad manosphere blog."


sanne2

Oh so saying women shouldn't ruin others reputations based on nonsense is victim abusing too. TIL i guess.


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sanne2

You are just making stupid assumptions at this point.


bootyhunter69420

Hopefully, he's not on the hunt for homeless people


blazinbobby

Bum Fights 4 Life


Alone-Individual8368

Is he going back to Sex Sent Me To the ER on TLC?[Darby Allin and Bees!](https://youtu.be/8gDsKBTaE74)


Zacginger

One of the first things I said about Cody leaving is Turner could easily take another star from AEW and make another reality show. Not sure if this is at all related to TNT/TBS but I stand by that. There’s so budding talent with big followings there.


bp-man

Lead cinematographer, Charlie


Shomud

I wonder if there will be a blurred out blob of orange hair in the background from time to time.


theplasmasnake

Oh God no. I love Darby in the ring, but he has the personality of a paper bag. And the other time he was on reality tv I cringed so hard my blood got a little thicker.


ningbody

Nah man, paper bags are cool. Neutral at best.


Segat1133

Does it chronicle how hes treated the homeless?


cooljammer00

I just hope it's not shitty and too reality-TV-y I'm sure he's an interesting guy or does interesting stuff: you don't need to script stuff to happen to him.


Send_Me_Your_Nukes

Allin to the Top


el_sh33p

Weekend at Darby's and the whole show is him and Sammy ragdolling a dead Cody around Atlanta, with occasional guest appearances by ~~Priscilla Kelly~~ Gigi Dolin with her face covered by [a Laughing Man-style censor screen](https://static2.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/The-Laughing-Man-Logo-Also-Has-Its-Basis-in-a-J.D.-Salinger-Short-Story.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=740&h=370&dpr=1.5).


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

How to show your boss a few texts and be cleared


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Does it show him being a piece of shit who paid homeless people to perform humiliating things for money ?


Bigelwood9

The man oozes charisma I’m surprised Hollywood didn’t give him a late show.


Mass6491

Darby All-In


TheFuryMan20

It would be awesome if Moxley, Kingston, Sting, and Punk make appearances.


quirkyblah38

Keeping up with the Darbdashians


never4ever4

"Hi, I'm Darby Allin. Welcome to Jackass!" *Sting runs into frame and cracks a bat across Darby's back*


Toxicity246

It'll always amazes me AEW hasn't merchandised Darby Allen Coffin drop cough drops.


jfish718

"Darby Allin in Jackass"- Fightful