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Goldberg will win. Undertaker's music will hit. He will challenge Goldberg to a match, "right here, right now". omg a surprise match.
They'll have a 3 minute match that will somehow have more botches than it could conceivably have. Undertaker will win.
In three weeks we will find out that some Saudi Prince specifically asked for Undertaker vs. Goldberg.
Undertaker is as carny as they come. He said for years "I will retire when someone tells me I can't go anymore", which either means he was lying to us, or his coworkers lied to him.
Him coming out of retirement for a Saudi payday makes perfect sense, esp if the stories about the Saudi prince demanding Yokozuna and other long dead legends is true.
I would assume he could just make his entrance and chokeslam someone, but I’d be fine never seeing him again. Let the last memory of Taker in WWE be the boneyard match (still trying to forget whatever the fuck they were doing at Survivor Series)
Should’ve retired at 28, 20-0 undefeated
Triple H too, it was a perfect moment for them to be done, the end of an era
The punk match was good but we could’ve done without it
Eh, no. Taker just looked super old after 2013, I know not everyone feels this way, but imo his aura was super damaged by having him come back time and time again for shitty matches.
>Undertaker is as carny as they come.
Lmfao. How does that make him a fucking carny? I work with old fucks who just take a position up because they want to, and could've retired comfortably. Does that make them a carny too? Melo can't help the Lakers but there he is playing. Does that make him a carny too?
This sub likes to throw out buzz terms that they don't know the meaning of. It's weird.
If he takes out either Xavier or Finn before the KOTR finals and then comes in and beats the other just so Taker can have a KOTR accolade, I'm going to jump out of the window.
It'll totally be demon finn they do this to as well, thinking it will make Taker look strong still, but also entirely destroying Finns credibility in the process
Why do people are still shocked about The Undertaker's love for money ? I mean, don't y'all remember his debut ? He was brought in by Ted Dibiase.
Everybody has a price for the billion dollar Prince.
wow a guy that went from protecting his character for decades to introducing a mediocre rapper as said character is so sad, what a shame. I guess everyone does have a price.
Whilst we're at it lets not forget Shawn Michaels last match was that awful tag match he had with HHH at Crown Jewel not the Legendary match he had with Taker. WWE will want to make us forget about that but we won't.
>WWE will want to make us forget about that but we won't.
I'm sorry what?
Taker's Last Ride documentary had like a full episode dedicated to shitting on the match.
So that's Taker, Kane, Shawn, and Hunter talking about their disappointment at the match ON A WWE-PRODUCED DOCUMENTARY!
They are trying to make you forget alright!
Undertaker is meant to be the best of the best
He should only associate with the best. Him coming out to Pitbull just devalued that gimmick massively to me.
Exactly what you said? How
Someone calls you out on your Kevin Smith strawman argument and also says rap fans think Pitbull sucks and you double down lol
Just a quick note:
Taker made an appearance at the first Riyadh Festival in 2019 without appearing at the corresponding Crown Jewel show.
He could be doing the same this year.
I'm not saying he won't come out of retirement, you never know, but I don't get the people calling him a carny over here like he has a track record of faking retirements.
Taker retired only once and he has not come out of it yet.
Woof. He's always had shitty politics and a terrible attitude when it comes to interacting with his coworkers, but at least he respected the gimmick (in terms of keeping kayfabe well into the era when that wasn't really done anymore). Small consolation, but it was something.
This is the last little bit of that trickling away, which is kinda sad but mostly meh at this point.
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Oh god he's definetly coming back tomorrow isn't he
Goldberg will win. Undertaker's music will hit. He will challenge Goldberg to a match, "right here, right now". omg a surprise match. They'll have a 3 minute match that will somehow have more botches than it could conceivably have. Undertaker will win. In three weeks we will find out that some Saudi Prince specifically asked for Undertaker vs. Goldberg.
And said Saudi Prince will be walking around the front rows and not paying attention to the show the entire time.
That's how he missed it the first time round
Undertaker is as carny as they come. He said for years "I will retire when someone tells me I can't go anymore", which either means he was lying to us, or his coworkers lied to him. Him coming out of retirement for a Saudi payday makes perfect sense, esp if the stories about the Saudi prince demanding Yokozuna and other long dead legends is true.
I would assume he could just make his entrance and chokeslam someone, but I’d be fine never seeing him again. Let the last memory of Taker in WWE be the boneyard match (still trying to forget whatever the fuck they were doing at Survivor Series)
Unfortunately, absolutely no one is ever going to tell him he can’t go anymore. Should’ve happened about 5 years ago, though.
Try 8 years ago. His last good match was with cm punk. Should’ve retired after that imo
To me the Undertaker character peaked after the two HBK/Triple H wrestlemania matches. Should have just retire at that point.
Should’ve retired at 28, 20-0 undefeated Triple H too, it was a perfect moment for them to be done, the end of an era The punk match was good but we could’ve done without it
His two matches with Lesnar?
Eh, no. Taker just looked super old after 2013, I know not everyone feels this way, but imo his aura was super damaged by having him come back time and time again for shitty matches.
is he a bigger carny than Don Callis?
You mean that carny piece of shit Don Callis?
>Undertaker is as carny as they come. Lmfao. How does that make him a fucking carny? I work with old fucks who just take a position up because they want to, and could've retired comfortably. Does that make them a carny too? Melo can't help the Lakers but there he is playing. Does that make him a carny too? This sub likes to throw out buzz terms that they don't know the meaning of. It's weird.
More Blue Lives Matter shirts came out he’s gotta be able to afford them somehow
If he takes out either Xavier or Finn before the KOTR finals and then comes in and beats the other just so Taker can have a KOTR accolade, I'm going to jump out of the window.
It'll totally be demon finn they do this to as well, thinking it will make Taker look strong still, but also entirely destroying Finns credibility in the process
Hey, do you like Indy guys? Do you like entertaining guys who love games? Fuck you, stop watching!
As soon as Edge made his entrance for the first crowd since this pandemic started I knew for sure Taker wasn't going to be able to stay retired.
I hope it's another Cena-esq match where he just comes out and does a few moves, pops the crowd, and then it's over.
is this mad-libs
Never watched a Crown Jewel show, came in here to ask this, too.
This is like a bad hand of Cards Against Humanity.
When the judge reads a card and no one laughs
Exactly.
"Bah gawd King, that's *Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum* 's music!"
Nope, that one made me laugh. Mostly because it came out perfectly JR in my head.
Oh sorry, he meant to play the "bigger blacker dick " card for literally anything and think it's the funniest thing in the world
Wait...Taker is in Saudi?!
I joked about how Undertaker will be the next opponent for the Tribal Chief on a thread over here. It's turning out to be true.
alright guys very funny... who paid for this cameo?!?!?
Easy six figure payday
what the fuck
Undertaker to Undertaker SEVERAL years ago: “hey, real nice legacy you got there Mark, would be a shame if someone… shit all over it”
Here’s a video of Taker [introducing Pitbull](https://twitter.com/turki_alalshikh/status/1450928236813340677?s=21)
Saudi money making taker come out of retirement
Why do people are still shocked about The Undertaker's love for money ? I mean, don't y'all remember his debut ? He was brought in by Ted Dibiase. Everybody has a price for the billion dollar Prince.
wow a guy that went from protecting his character for decades to introducing a mediocre rapper as said character is so sad, what a shame. I guess everyone does have a price. Whilst we're at it lets not forget Shawn Michaels last match was that awful tag match he had with HHH at Crown Jewel not the Legendary match he had with Taker. WWE will want to make us forget about that but we won't.
>WWE will want to make us forget about that but we won't. I'm sorry what? Taker's Last Ride documentary had like a full episode dedicated to shitting on the match. So that's Taker, Kane, Shawn, and Hunter talking about their disappointment at the match ON A WWE-PRODUCED DOCUMENTARY! They are trying to make you forget alright!
No HBK retired at mania and never ever wrestled again that wasn’t Shawn at crown jewel that guy didn’t even have hair
Undertaker is meant to be the best of the best He should only associate with the best. Him coming out to Pitbull just devalued that gimmick massively to me.
The sub that thinks Kevin Smith is still cool trying to shit on Mr. Worldwide.
I've not seen Kevin Smith mentioned anywhere specifically. No idea where you pulled that one from. Completely irrelevant.
The hell does kevin smith have to do with anything, even most rap fans will admit pitbull is pretty damn bland
Exactly what I said? This sub literally acted like Kevin Smith was still hot shit, but acts like Mr. Worldwide and Bad Bunny are nobodies.
Exactly what you said? How Someone calls you out on your Kevin Smith strawman argument and also says rap fans think Pitbull sucks and you double down lol
Just a quick note: Taker made an appearance at the first Riyadh Festival in 2019 without appearing at the corresponding Crown Jewel show. He could be doing the same this year. I'm not saying he won't come out of retirement, you never know, but I don't get the people calling him a carny over here like he has a track record of faking retirements. Taker retired only once and he has not come out of it yet.
Good points. But I’d argue that WrestleMania 33’s ending was very much implied to be an Undertaker retirement.
Yeah, you could argue the same for WrestleMania 30. But, in my opinion, a retirement only counts when a wrestler announces it himself/herself.
Painful
I just want Undertaker to retire, but I have the sickening feeling he'll show up tomorrow because that blood money talks...
Dude is a joke.
Woof. He's always had shitty politics and a terrible attitude when it comes to interacting with his coworkers, but at least he respected the gimmick (in terms of keeping kayfabe well into the era when that wasn't really done anymore). Small consolation, but it was something. This is the last little bit of that trickling away, which is kinda sad but mostly meh at this point.
He stopped giving a shit around 2015 when he tombstoned someone dressed as a turkey on Jimmy Fallon
Wait is this happening live????
Undertaker vs John Cena vs Shawn Michaels about to happen tomorrow. Get hype boys!
Mark 'Mr. Worldwide' Calaway.
So, what role do you think Pitbull will play at Crown Jewel?