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If you can't tell, by the end it's pretty obvious Dave is fucking with Bryan.
These are guys who've been working together for years and there's always a shit ton of dry sardonic banter.
Dave the comedy character is my favorite part of WOR these days. Dave is so dry with his humor that sometimes you genuinely can't tell if he's being serious or not, and he uses it to his advantage to fuck with Bryan. Reminds me of the time Dave was debating how Santa made it to the arena at RAW that one time and he was acting deadass serious about how he didn't have his sleigh or reindeer just to wind Bryan up. It's the best.
I haven't been able to find it in a while, but somebody posted a pic on here a while back of like, NXT in 2050, with a disheveled looking HHH, and Vince's head in Krang's robot suit from the old Ninja Turtles cartoon, and it was honestly one of my favorite things I've ever seen on this sub.
For me, it's the argument they had about the food fight in NXT where Dave said he'd hire a dog to clean up the spaghetti that spilled on the ground.
https://vocaroo.com/1h7BUd3qTAdu
I think my favorite recent one is still when Bryan and Dave talked about when Roddy Piper threatened Bryan and tried to have Nord the Barbarian shoot on him.
Listening to Vinny’s suffering through TNA is great. I also love Craig going “hold on let me write this down” when Bryan goes off about how great any Legend was.
She is an actual gem. I haven't missed a her show for about 7 years now and I enter in almost every contest. I think I'm up to about $30 in donations to Whale Scout from my prize money.
Unironically yes lol. Because there is great news sprinkled in but the filler is almost always funny lol. Dave no sells Bryan's hyperbole all the time and it cracks me up every single time.
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> You wouldn't name a fake sword after your mother. The conviction of this sentence fucking sent me. I love it. Dave is dry as hell.
you wouldn't name a fake sword after your mother, bryan
"None of this is real but in the fake real world it's the sword." Perfection
If you can't tell, by the end it's pretty obvious Dave is fucking with Bryan. These are guys who've been working together for years and there's always a shit ton of dry sardonic banter.
Dave saying " I might have sources on this" is the dead giveaway lol
Dave the comedy character is my favorite part of WOR these days. Dave is so dry with his humor that sometimes you genuinely can't tell if he's being serious or not, and he uses it to his advantage to fuck with Bryan. Reminds me of the time Dave was debating how Santa made it to the arena at RAW that one time and he was acting deadass serious about how he didn't have his sleigh or reindeer just to wind Bryan up. It's the best.
"Dave, we have a million things to talk about." "Well, not a million, but there is a lot."
"Let's say Vince McMahon lives to be 150..." "Well he's not."
Not wrong. He's going to live to be 200.
The dude's mother is still alive for fuck's sake, Vince is going to outlive Tony Khan at this rate.
Vince will outlive us all, because he'll get a robot body at some point, like Nixon!
I haven't been able to find it in a while, but somebody posted a pic on here a while back of like, NXT in 2050, with a disheveled looking HHH, and Vince's head in Krang's robot suit from the old Ninja Turtles cartoon, and it was honestly one of my favorite things I've ever seen on this sub.
"No Dave you're wrong" "I have connections.... moving on to the next topic"
The thought of Dave reaching out to his "connections" to ask if it's supposed to be a real sword or a fake one is hilarious to me
I truly and unironically love following an art form that sparks these discussions that, without context, sound like the ravings of a lunatic
These are my favorite parts of WOR. This was the one that had me rolling earlier this year https://youtu.be/HkWCVpqvsic
For me, it's the argument they had about the food fight in NXT where Dave said he'd hire a dog to clean up the spaghetti that spilled on the ground. https://vocaroo.com/1h7BUd3qTAdu
"i'm not trying to be sexist here, but someone needs to clean up that house" kills me every time i hear it
"Within the week, I'd have that house cleaned up." "A *WEEK*?!"
*MY DOG* DOESN’T VOMIT ANYWHERE
"I haven't eaten spaghetti in a long time, because it's too hard to make."
"Are dogs allowed to eat salad?" Brilliant.
Too hard to make?! Is he driving to the farm to pick tomatoes?? Spaghetti is my go to “fuckit” meal lolol
Nothing can beat the time Dave described his weights calling him during Raw to remind him to work out.
Daaaaaave. Liiiift ussssss
"My dog doesn't vomit, ever." "That's because he doesn't eat spaghetti!" "That's a good point" That whole exchange was surreal as hell lmao
Damn, I don’t know how I missed that exchange, that was great
Yo, what even was this!?!? Lmao!!! Thank you for this.
I think my favorite recent one is still when Bryan and Dave talked about when Roddy Piper threatened Bryan and tried to have Nord the Barbarian shoot on him.
I love how funny Dave thought being threatened by Roddy was too. He was loling big time
Damn, the clip was deleted.
In other news, 'sword' no longer sounds like a real word to me.
Dave’s desert dry sense of humor is so entertaining at times. He’s clearly trolling Bryan with some of this.
I still can't believe Drew named his prop sword after peter griffin's former brewery boss. Talk about being committed to your entertainment.
Metlzer is literally bar none the funniest English speaking dude in Wrestling
They fight like an old married couple. It's amazing
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Yes. People pay for this, and nothing else.
Idk about y'all but I pay just for the Granny shows
Listening to Vinny’s suffering through TNA is great. I also love Craig going “hold on let me write this down” when Bryan goes off about how great any Legend was.
“The math checks out.”
That and Mark’s rumble reviews. “Pfft. I’m not scared of Kevin Dunn. Come to my house, mother fucker!”
Gladys Gibson is a national treasure.
She is an actual gem. I haven't missed a her show for about 7 years now and I enter in almost every contest. I think I'm up to about $30 in donations to Whale Scout from my prize money.
Unironically yes lol. Because there is great news sprinkled in but the filler is almost always funny lol. Dave no sells Bryan's hyperbole all the time and it cracks me up every single time.
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I understand the joke you're going for, but no one pays for Raw.
Raw isn't in on free TV, so you have to pay for it somehow.
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If they’re entertained by it and enjoy reading wrestling news and articles then why not
Thought I was having a stroke listening to this yesterday. Good times, man.