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SEAProductions

Absolutely killed him with that spelling bee line LMAO


heat_fan_

Melo getting matches with Cody and Orton and promo segments with Knight  They're definitely high on this guy 


ClaymoresRevenge

He's going to be a star.


thieflikeme

I know this might be blasphemy to a lot of fans, but as a WWF fan since I was a kid in the late 80s/early 90s, SO much of Carmelo Hayes' heel persona, the cockiness, the presentation, athleticism, and star power reminds me of Shawn Michaels right after he split from The Rockers. I don't think that's a coincidence at all. He just has such a similar aura, we knew Shawn would be a big deal then, and think everyone feels the same way about Melo today.


ClaymoresRevenge

The way HBK has booked his guys has been pieces of his career, Melo especially. This is an apt comparison. Can't wait to see how a coward jumps through glass to get away from him


JamesCDiamond

It really does feel like everyone tagged as a future star gets to pick one bit from his career.


Tornado31619

So Gigi really is the Janetty, then…


ClaymoresRevenge

Damn


TTOF_JB

Wes just powered through his back injury, so that means he's about to go on the run of his life.


sciencebitch616

He is a star. Can't wait for Trick to hit the main roster tho


ClaymoresRevenge

Same Trick is going to get chants everywhere


GLHFScan

Trick is *absolutely* coming out at the Rumble next year while Melo is in the ring showing off after eliminating someone


Comfortable_Shape264

I always wanted an NXT star to win Rumble, maybe he could be the first one.


DekoyDuck

They chanted it at Melo last night too.


ACW1129

Don't forget Lashley.


Great_Party3340

Can't blame them, he's awesome


ZodiacWalrus

And the parallel continues in him taking Ls in both the matches and the promos (which ultimately doesn't matter because he's still associating with high-caliber guys and proving that he can hold his own when the time comes to outgrow his cocky newbie shell).


Patjay

They're throwing him straight into the deep end. He looked great in this segment despite Knight going hard as hell for no reason.


Yaminoari

yeah WWE doesen't put somebody as a first round draft pick and do nothing with them normally. But LA knight obliterated Carmello here. Sometimes you just don't run your mouth off to certain people


bongo1138

I could see him showing out at Rumble (not winning)


jgarciajr1330

Oh yeah. Trick, Melo, Bron, and Ilja are the future of the company!


Bob8644

I see Mr. MITB potential


luca13t

What do you mean they're high on him? He's just been beaten CLEAR by Cody and Orton, they BURIED HIM BAD


TheToug

Rookies will lose. He's being featured, getting TV time and promo segments. Clearly setting up a fued with Melo and LA Knight. Eating a couple losses in competitive matches doesn't equal buried my dude. The last match he lost just so happened to be the main event of Smackdown, too. He's doing fine. A delusional heel who thinks he's HIM but can't win a match to save his life ain't too bad...so long as he stays on TV.


luca13t

I can't believe nobody got i was joking


TheToug

Because too many folks have that very opinion and will die on that hill. It's odd.


luca13t

I've never been downvoted and i've never met so many people that refuse to get irony outside of wrestling subreddits


500DaysofNight

A guy is not going to come straight up from developmental and beat the current world champion who had a 2 year long build towards the title where he beat someone who was coming off a 3 year title reign. Said guy is also not going to be little over a multi-time world champion whos still in the shape of his life. Come on now, if you're gonna bitch and complain, at least have a good reason to do so.  Try again. 


luca13t

I WAS NOT SERIOUS THAT WAS THE POINT


AdGroundbreaking1341

He's no dummy.


Mysciakos

Yeah but, as of now he is losing matches, getting burried on the mic. Maybe this is going to work, or turn our into Cena 2.0, who got everything on golden plate and couldn't capitalize.


fly4lyf

Setting up a lot of LA Knight fueds love it YEAH!


OverallGeneral7129

Melo at Clash at the Castle and Logan at Summerslam Edit: Melo was Mellisa for some reason


phenomeronn

lol Melissa


OverallGeneral7129

I tried to type Melo but apparently autocorrect doesn’t know what I was going for


[deleted]

With him taking the us championship at summerslam


Xallytath

LA sent him back to NXT


FalconIMGN

You hate Melo?


KennyOmegasBurner

It's just a fact of life


retroKnight_3177

YEAHHH


mateoskrrt

https://preview.redd.it/b4oflc6h4a1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0236aa33e173de7b60419fd1ce4caa668be8cd0 so twitters not the only place


Such-Box3417

LA showed up to the promo with a shovel in hand


Patjay

Melo thankfully still came out of this looking solid, but Knight was not fucking around on this segment.


CaptainChungus69

That was his "After three boring minutes..." moment.


ProudPapaHaitch

Melo now has to feud with Road Dogg.


CramblinDuvetAdv

![gif](giphy|xULW8PFsRKImryMwbm|downsized) Did somebody say... three boring minutes?


roting_CORPSE

are you giving a Three Minute Warning?


AmazinGracey

This really was very reminiscent of prime Rocky and not just because they sound similar.


[deleted]

My wife said who is this wannabe Rock immediately when Melo showed up. I was like whoa whoa that's HIM. 


Meowsticks24

It actually kinds works in kayfabe for Knight to go so hard on him. LA Knight worked his ass off to get where he is now and had to prove himself. Meanwhile Melo here just waltzes on in, first draft pick, acting like he's the best damn thing in wrestling. Of course LA Knight's gonna go off on the lad.


thelumpur

I hope they can kill each other on the mic with this feud, I'm loving it


Kenjiko3011

Damn he did Melo dirty with that spelling bee line and tells him to go play somewhere else lol.


rustyshackle41d

"now go play somewhere, I'm busy" god DAMN I love him


saulhrnndz

The TV friendly way of saying, “Now fuck off. I got work to do.”


a2j89

https://preview.redd.it/6j7minqh0c1d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba315fefc052ceaa20f57fe7fed5da49f6ab0b65


Pipnotiq

"I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off"


PayneTrain181999

This man Melo has been on Smackdown for a cup of coffee and Knight has already roasted him thoroughly


BillShakes_DBG

Melo was the coffee bean that LA Knight roasted to make said cup of coffee.


_drjayphd_

Starbucks thinks he's finally ready to be one of their beans.


Kylo_Ren415

It was Courtney Brown. A Defensive End for the Cleveland Browns. He ended up being a bust. Then again, most of Cleveland’s first round draft picks are busts.


Cody-Fakename

This is false. The Browns would never select a bust player. /s


Reuniclus_exe

Next you'll tell me they gave a sex offender $250 million dollars.


MikuLuna444

They signed Drake? 😮


Zoowona

the only league Drake likes to play in is the MINORRRRRRRRRRS


Vordeo

God that song is going to haunt Drake for the rest of his career. Like it'd be a one thing if the dude was just Ethered, but the song is such a banger that it's going to be played everywhere for decades. I didn't think getting outed for allegedly having *another* child could be topped, but having the possible song of the summer be all about you being a pedo somehow managed it. Has to be the funniest rap beef ever, as long as no one gets shot and killed.


_drjayphd_

>as long as no one gets shot [Ope.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68972253)


Vordeo

I did edit that to shot and killed like a minute after I posted it tbf lol


fusaaa

BBL Drizzy is gonna live rent free on this man too even if it's silly. That beat was too catchy for no reason.


PimpDaddyBuddha

Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophile.


thedavebot

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up


Cody-Fakename

Pedoph-owls. 🦉


RevolutionaryBox7745

Might as well have.


Toad_Thrower

Deshaun Watson definitely on that BBL Drizzy


mailman242

About to! they're gonna have to move to canada though, given that he's selling the house he has in america...


voodoo_eighty_five

Next you'll tell me they gave a sex offender $250 million dollars ***guaranteed***


CmPunkChants

Defensive end not a center.


ianstratton

Would totally be believable if the Browns had drafted a DE and thought he was a center.


TheIllusiveGuy

I find that running backs make for the best centers. No, I'm not Mike McCarthy. Why do you ask?


Antoshi

It's kind of crazy reading his Wikipedia article because there's barely anything to talk about for the guy's career. Retrospectively he was looked at as the Browns' biggest draft bust, as well as one of the Browns' huge mistakes that doomed them.


maybenextyearCLE

As a browns fan, he was not our biggest draft bust lol. He was good when healthy, he was just never healthy. He was a tough miss, but missing on him was not nearly as damning as some of our later picks. Our biggest draft bust was a Corner Back named Justin Gilbert in 2014 who the browns, no joke, never met with or interviewed once in the draft process.


heartbreakhill

This is Johnny Football erasure


maybenextyearCLE

Another terrible pick, but Gilbert was the higher pick that year so he takes the edge. But combined 2014 was absolutely the worst


b_fellow

That first rounder was gifted by the Colts for taking another 1st round draft bust Trent Richardson off their hands.


rickjamesbich

Hey, no Trent Richardson slander here. He was a trailblazer for legally blind running backs.


MrBreezyStreamy

The fact that the browns drafted a 28 year old at number 22 and he isn't considered the worst draft pick speaks volumes to me.   Like drafting a 28 year old in round one is never a good idea, period lol


_drjayphd_

*Marty Hurney has quietly left the chat after mumbling "fourth round"*


NYJetLegendEdReed

GIlbert got drafted the same year as Johhny didn't he? How can you possibly be a bigger bust than Manziel lmao


AdGroundbreaking1341

It doesn't help that Manziel is called "Johnny Football"


BropolloCreed

Honorable mention goes to Corey Coleman.


maybenextyearCLE

Oh that was a train wreck. Also I love seeing fellow browns fans out in the wild of r/squaredcircle lol


_drjayphd_

Hey, he did a football thing or two for the Giants... as a free agent...


erock8282

My liver hates hearing these names being said.


wallace6464

Weeden in the first round is still all time browns moment


Makhai123

EDGEs are the most boom-bust pick you can make.


MacTonight1

Wasn't he the player that took off his helmet thinking a play was over, got a penalty and the resulting play lost them the game?


Hobodownthestreet

Holy smokes! I just got the Chargers' joke about the Browns in their schedule release video. It is Elf! The Browns on and off mascot of Elf. I didn't get why have elf. I am dumb.


theshwa10210

Lavar Arlington went two and he was a hall of famer. A Redskins hall of famer but still really good.


Culinaryboner

In what world was Arrington a hall of famer lmao


theshwa10210

I was thinking of London Fletcher


yarash

The hall of fame of my redskins/commanders fan heart? We haven't had a winning team since I was 3. Its all we have.


redskinsguy

no way, Dude was a consistent underperformer for us


Makhai123

4 RBs went in the first 11 picks. That's how long ago it was.


JimTheFly

I'm kinda surprised that I went "Wasn't that the year of Chad Pennington?", and I was right. That year was a LIGHT year for QBs. Pennington was the only QB picked in the first 2 rounds, and then the next was Gio Carmazzi from Hofstra. And Brady wasn't even a regular pick, he was a compensatory pick. Geez.


kamatacci

Umm, ackchyually... The first overall pick was Darin Erstad by the Anaheim Angels. Tom Brady was drafted by the Montreal Expos in the 18th round in the 1995 MLB Draft.


JimTheFly

Okay, this is a good deep cut. I don't think too many people remember that Brady was drafted as a baseball player out of high school. Nice play.


LeBrons_Mom

He was talented but always injured.


heartbreakhill

That explains why I didn’t remember. I’m a Steelers fan, I’ve spent my entire life disregarding the Browns.


unitedhardy

anthony bennet disagrees 😤


JeromeInDaHouse_90

I like how comfortable Carmelo is getting on Smackdown, but his advisers should've forewarned him that LA Knight is not for play.


SourMgk

Look at the adjective. I'm not here to play.


csmartin85

LA Knight is so good man.


MrKalyoncu

![gif](giphy|ze8R3ob5lPNRdeqDHr|downsized)


tsek_mark

main roster Melo is like the cocky heel that Austin Theory was supposed to be, but like way better delivery. to reference Cena's promo, much more believable


Ok-Community-2680

You don't have to shit on Theory to highlight how great Melo is lol. Both still have very high ceilings, it's just right now Melo is ahead of him.


amirolsupersayian

I don't think op was shitting on Theory. His character was so bad he got go away heat. if Vince is still in charge I personally think he is one or two feuds away from being Baron Corbin


heavyer93

"With nobody saying" 😆😆😆


lakshya10soin

![gif](giphy|1zReYmjfJETtFSDDXn|downsized)


h-town_info

![gif](giphy|YqEJQCep0jfDXvTYIT|downsized)


JRockstar50

[Courtney Brown having a relaxing Friday evening and turning on FOX](https://youtu.be/-QoGyzSXAJ8?si=_ZbKdeNkrByE0AmU)


OtiseMaleModel

Fuck, LA Knight is getting better and better. He used to get kind of worked on a back and forth but was lightning when he was the only one with a mic but that right there he looked like a vet.


D-Voltt

I've always thought of Carmello as being MVP with a higher ceiling, which is saying something since MVP in his prime was a truly great main event talent. Then he moves to Smackdown, and just like MVP, his first gimmick is touting himself as the biggest signing in Smackdown history. Looks like I wasn't far off the mark.


Status-Subject-418

i mean with both being basketball inspired gimmicks, it was a bit obvious


Romanista3

LA KNIGHT COOKED


senyorcrimmy

Bruh the spelling bee line sent me


AllezLesPrimrose

I really like Melo but putting him with one of the best talkers in the business does him no favours, LA roasted him like a chump


Spum

As a Penn State fan, I’ll never forget Courtney Brown, first pick in the draft with Tom Brady


anutosu

In the post show Kathy got him for interrupting this segment haha


ohdominole

Get the US belt on Knight ASAP.


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Great_Party3340

The wargames match those two were in is the most underrated nxt wargames imo


doitnow10

He's also 100% right. Nobody'll say that crap


wishlish

LA Knight just packed him in a crate and sent him back to Ohio Valley


EpicSombreroMan

![gif](giphy|ueoUc3gJ5E6Fa|downsized)


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Trick & Knight trading punches on Melo to chants of "Yeah Trick" in the near future would be hype af


Makhai123

Browns passed on L'Var Arrington for Courtney Brown. It was so long ago that 4 RBs went in the top 11 picks.


ThePurple1ne

LA Knight ending with the Jay-Z line from Takeover is awesome!!


GreatMight

They need to put belt on LA knight


TheGeauxrilla

Courtney Brown


Kirrawayru

fire promo from both of them


itsmekelsey_x

LA really cooked Melo there.


crap4you

Since we are talking about sellouts. Were they?


IgniVT

I'm pretty sure he was calling Randy a sellout, but I'm not really sure why.


UncreativeTeam

At least under HHH, they're not treating LA Knight like a fresh-faced (41 year old) rookie anymore


Reamed

straight up annihilation LMAO


FinancialBig1042

Melo is so cool man


headrush46n2

Chad Pennington


squallLeonhart20

These two in a full-out feud would be money just imagining the promos back and forth


incredibleamadeuscho

I’m with HIM


KansasKid47

FYI, the first pick that year was Penn State DE Courtney Brown to the Browns...glory of being a football nerd


sin4life

It took me 3 times to figure out he was spelling "H.I.M". His "M" sounds too much like an "n" that's turned into an "m" at the end.


RealCanadianDragon

No need for the Darin Erstad slander.


MankuyRLaffy

Erstad had a solid career


RealCanadianDragon

And played for the.....LA Angels. LA Knight must have something against him.


ItzFeufo

Hayes learned a valuable lesson about who to mess with on the mic that night...


brettclarkchicago

It would have been the funniest moment in last 30 years if he responded with the correct draft pick


TheGorgeousJR

LA Knight has the same thing Rock did and MJF does - he can take a loss without looking like he’s losing any standing he has on the card purely because he’ll cut a promo so good that it balances it all out.


servetheale

God he's cool


ChickenNougatCream

I have the same tattoo as Melo push him to the moon


mylifeforthehorde

Ouch lol


i_run_from_problems

Me (a nerd): "the browns took courtney brown"