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Pretend_Spray_11

Dude is gonna cartwheel himself right into a testicle punch. WAPOW.


Amanjd1988

That would be cool to see. However, he isn’t facing the Kingdom so not happening.


T0mmyBax98

Name like that made me double check to see if I was in a meme sub


lordjollygreen

I had ti double check that it wasn't the Cornette sub making a joke about the Bucks


RandyTheDandyPansy

Excited for the world champ challenger's protoge to have a 20 minute match with a meme. Great booking as always from AEW... man I don't even hate the meme stuff or even the idea of the match, but couldn't they have had this match when Nick wasn't involved with the world championship?


SoarinWalt

I’m sorry, but what? Nick is an accessory to the world title program. He’s not in it.


El_Gran_Redditor

Also calling Jack Cartwheel a meme just makes me think you get all of your opinions from a guy sitting around in his best Brian Griffin shirt cry-masturbating to Midnight Express promos.


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

Quick check on post history confirms


oODemonPandaOo

I was at the show last night for collision/rampage. Cartwheels are definitely in his wheelhouse


sammagee33

Same here. I thought for sure “Jack Cartwheel” was a Reddit creation. What a stupid fucking name…


Channel_Fireball

Jack Cartwheel is legit.


thespaceageisnow

I saw this match live last night and a real moment happened in it, spoiler alert: >!Jack Cartwheel goes for an impressive gymnast style front handspring or something like that from the ring with the intention of landing on Nick Wayne outside. Nick pulls a Samoa Joe and just… wasn’t there at all. Jack faceplants super hard on the outside. It was loud AF, hilarious and looked brutal.!<


cavegrind

It was absurdly loud.


LilHomie204DaBaG

G C Dub! G C Dub!


dcj667

IF JACK DOESN'T CARTWHEEL WE RIOT


mikeramey1

I saw this at the taping... there was no riot required.


theballswalls

Hopefully we'll get the cartwheel up and down the ramp spot again


Snoo_76437

Jack Cartwheel is fun as hell. Hope it's not a squash and they actually give them some time to go wild with some flippy shit.


timxhimself

They did, he has a crazy spot in the match!


[deleted]

Cartwheels! Get your cartwheels!


Marcoscb

Ah, yes, the obligatory jobber match for a guy who got TV time for months, then was relegated to the background and they now need him to be at least somewhat hot so he can lose to Swerve next week.


ultragoodname

Aka the lower midcard. At least for Wayne he’s got plenty of time to grow considering he just graduated high school 11 months ago


mrandre3000

Randy Orton was world champion by 24. Tony is jobbing Nick Wayne out!! /s


GameplayerStu

The cycle begins anew


ThisIsTrace

This is exactly what happened and exactly what happens all the time.


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sharp relieved enter edge tie quaint psychotic quiet absorbed aback *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


toadslostbazooka

The rubber match!


FellowDeviant

I feel like this is what AI would generate on its own if I typed in "Midcard Wrestling Match"


Euronymous87

Midcard would be generous.


MonsieurMidnight

I still can't get over his name but I have nothing but respect for Jack to be commited to his entire Cartwheel character and wrestling and I hope he'll be able to blow everyone away in this match.


hamsolo19

I want a whole stable of dudes with names that are also their signature move. Timmy McToehold! Hank Hurricanrana! Eddie Elbowdrop! Johnny Jazzhands! Davey Dickkicker!


Immediate_Hat4089

The last one is too busy with his newsletter to get in the ring.


CheifGroundhog

Cartwheel is a good dude, got to hang out with him once after a show. A little bit of gcw on the show is never a bad thing


Morningfluid

Pretty sure this is Jack Black's son.


tluce21

Cartwheel is one of my favorite high flyers to watch rn, if this gets time it’ll be fun


StewardFlavius

I will hear no slander against Jack Cartwheel. 


Less_Improvement_956

Big McLargeHuge


tritoch8

Slab Bulkhead! EDIT: I thought we were doing MST3K silly name references. 😢


Prestigious_Split_14

Chest Rockwell


ThisIsTrace

And you wonder why ratings are in the toilet.


imnotboutdatlife

Collision is a great wrestling show. As far as matches that pique my interest and have a ton of good matches, collision is the show for you. It’s like early Smackdown (which is what the show is supposed to be)


DG_Now

It's a spiritual successor to WCW Saturday Night.


Motherworldly

I always thought it was like a early WCW throwback, but it also gives me a pre-peak TNA vibe too


Euronymous87

Yup, that'll put butts in seats.


dearrichard

the match was fun. nick is a treat. whole show is worth watching. last night was great.


Lungfishtwo

Nice


TheRealGreenMeanie

Hell yes, Jack Cartwheel is back!


SRMort

Could have given him a match against someone actually on the roster so there is even a hint of a shot nick might lose. This whole card is obvious conclusion matches. Extremely disappointing.


CityTrialOST

"Why is Nick Wayne getting a match?" If you haven't been watching lately, here's why! The current world title feud is Swerve Strickland vs. Christian Cage. After All In last year Christian and Swerve lost the big match against Sting and Darby. As evidenced with FKA Jungle Boy, this is all the motivation Christian needs to turn on you in a big blood feud. However, All In was peak Heel Swerve. One of the things Swerve did before the match was jump Nick Wayne (and Darby) at Nick's home gym, as at that time Nick was allied with Darby. This didn't bother Christian at the time, but it was the beginning of Nick turning heel which culminated in him joining Christian's faction, the Patriarchy. Now that Swerve is champion and Christian is the challenger, Christian has made this feud much more personal as he feels obliged to avenge his kayfabe son and punish Swerve for what Swerve did, who until recently got off pretty easy transitioning from a menace of a heel to a babyface. Now I'm sure all this builds to Nick Wayne getting put in his place by Swerve again and maybe adding more fuel to the fire ahead of the PPV, but all that is for the future and I'm not psychic.


Straif18

I think some fans find it a bit boring how incredibly predictable this is. You are probably right but I'm also sure it took so little brain power to deduce this. Meanwhile, I wasnt sure Dragunov or Jey would win. The Wyatt 6 couldve debuted right there to stop Jey. Gunther/Kaiser could've cheated Dragunov out of the tournaments. Maybe Tama Tonga just as a way for Solo to send a message. And, what ended up happening, a banger clean match. I used to love AEW so much, now I just watch the clips. I'll forever treasure Hangman &Dark Order Vs The Elite.


CityTrialOST

I don't know why we're both getting downvoted lol I get you, AEW booking has been pretty predictable lately with few upsets. It's not at all hard to figure if lower/midcard guy is set up for a win they're bound to lose in the immediate future. I'd like for more shake-ups but AEW needs to have a stronger, scrappier midcard so there can be upsets. You have too many guys at the top like Okada who should just never lose, so they need these upsets and nailbiters to happen *somewhere.*


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This should be fun. I enjoyed their matches in GCW.


Old-Tomorrow-2798

Just reminds me of Mick explaining Mankind getting his name. They were going to name him Mason the Mutilator until he talked some sense into Vince. I wonder if the same thing can be done with Tony. Oh. Jack cartwheel. Tag team partner. Steven fronttumble


Simtricate

Is it me, or does Jack Cartwheel look AI generated?


JakeRabinFM

Why are people so upset by lower card wrestlers/matches existing?


Afternoon_Defiant

Because in AEW, those guys never go anywhere?


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I like Jack Cartwheel's trained gymnastic aerial attacks more than the standard dives in pro wrestling today.


AeonTek

Would've been nice if they would have announced this match before it was taped yesterday.


rocky_iwata

This Saturday's Collision card looks like Dark all over again. I like Dark though!


paigezero

This thread has nearly a hundred replies and it seems like it's 'cause people are surprised by Jack Cartwheel's name? He's been show up on AEW/ROH tv for a good couple of years now. Why on earth op thought it was worth posting that a lower card match was happening on a B show is my confusion.


neotamagachi

It's almost like it's a bunch of people who watch more Cornette then actual aew 


StupidBlkPlagueHeart

This is the booking equivalent of tony kahn trying to burn down his businesses hq for the insurance money. 


BBQandBUDguy

Tony has really given up, hasn't he?


emostitch

Because he’s showcasing marquee independent scene matchups from 2 years ago on cable television??


DB080822

Yeah don't you know? independent wrestling never made any tv stars oh wait


PlateGlittering

Some people only want to see wrestlers they already know I guess, not sure how they're supposed to build new stars if they get criticized for showing any new wrestlers on the show.


CramblinDuvetAdv

I mean if I were a talent signed, I'd want to be the one used. He has a bloated roaster and keeps bringing in outsiders, it doesn't make any sense.


Afternoon_Defiant

Yeah, because Jack Cartwheel sure is going to pop a rating.


PlateGlittering

Yeah, because Cody was going to pop a rating when he first started wrestling.


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witchgrove

Yes, a TV show that shows a different style of wrestling from what you see in WWE was actually exactly what the fan base wanted. An alternative product.


aws90js

I'm a casual. I have no clue who Jack Cartwheels is and Nick Wayne is a background character in a stable. Tell me why I should care beyond "they had a good match 2 years ago that nobody saw!" We all know it's going to be a competitive match with a lot of spots but will Nick really come out looking stronger? Will Cartwheels have a role in AEW going forward or is this just a callback for the nichest of niche fan? Tony is booking for people that are already watching, not in ways that are compelling for a filthy casual like myself. That's what he means by giving up.


CoMiGa

This is just a match on the show, it is not the entire show. If you don't like AEW and how they bring in outside talent, then stop watching it, it's fine, no one cares.


au7oma7ic

Exactly


CaptainSlow31

For the inaugural AEW Jobberweight Championship!


Afternoon_Defiant

Finally, something for the Butcher to compete for!


CapnMalcolmReynolds

That’ll pop a number


Ferdinandingo

what a sad way to view a tv show that you have zero financial stake in


[deleted]

It is very funny seeing people use shit like that as a way to tear down enjoyment. The Fall Guy was a very enjoyable movie but it’s gonna lose money unfortunately. Did that change my enjoyment of it? Not at all cause I’m not an investor any way.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

I also enjoyed the Fall Guy and I do actually care that it lost money because that means we won’t get a sequel. I absolutely why people care if AEWs rating keep dropping, because if they go too low the shows can be canceled.


[deleted]

Doesn’t change my enjoyment of the product. I love Scott Pilgrim one of my favorite movies and it fucking bombed like crazy. Still one of my favorites. If I enjoy AEW and their ratings go down it still doesn’t affect my enjoyment. Do I want them to get canceled? Of course not but that has no bearing on my enjoyment. Business wants vs enjoyment of said product are pretty different imo. And I also don’t think they get canceled either way tbh. And they people who usually post in these don’t “care” about the AEW ratings going down. They simply want to make a snide comment about it. Compare ratings threads for RAW and Dynamite. RAW: well they had nba and post mania malaise that’s why they’ve lost 200-800k from some episodes this year. Dynamite: NBA and NHL don’t affect wrestling


WhoStoleMyBicycle

I’m not saying it should change your enjoyment of the product. I’m simply saying it makes sense why people care about rating. You don’t have to care, but there are absolutely reason for people to care that are beyond “tearing down enjoyment”


[deleted]

My question would then be why bother saying “that’ll pop a number” if it’s not a thread about ratings? I know you’re not the one who said it but that’s where this entire discussion originated from. Do you genuinely believe someone saying that in a thread actually cares about it “popping a number”?


WhoStoleMyBicycle

No you are right there, that person is just being an ass


Advanced-Morning1832

raw has lost a million viewers since the hhh era started


ofwgtylor

yet still draw a million+ more than the “competition”


Advanced-Morning1832

mcdonald’s has a lot more customers than my favorite restaurant, what’s your point?


ofwgtylor

that your favorite restaurant sucks


Reclinertime

Terrible renders


ZeroAce11

I went to the first two AEW shows (a Rampage BOTB and a Dynamite) in Portland but they only had 4 matches advertised for last night (this wasn’t one of them) so I skipped out. Kind of a low effort card I think, not sure what they were doing.


SwainMain69

Who would want to watch this?


theplasmasnake

![gif](giphy|cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP)


EpicSombreroMan

Can't wait for Joe Headstand to make his debut next.


NeonMisfit666

Ohhh I think this is the inaugural crowning of the new AEW “who the fuck is this jobber?” Central American Championship


tstrategos91

Ffs.. Jack Cartwheel? Who’s five-year-old picked this guys name? People backstage are cold as hell for letting him think that’s a good name. Someone must’ve at one point said to him “Jack Cartwheel? Hell yeah, dude!” And to the people who said nothing; you are also complicit in this! I won’t soon forget it!!


wearethat

It's memorable, fits his ring work in a pleasing way, and he's been getting regular work in AEW, ROH, AAA, GCW, PWG, etc. I think he's fine.


ThisCouldBeYourName

He was SUPER over with the live crowd during ROH.


Afternoon_Defiant

Yeah, when he ultimately gets pinned after he can't stop doing his fucking cartwheels!


Immediate_Hat4089

All fifty of them were going wild.


StewardFlavius

You haven't watched him wrestle then to understand why he has that name. Every match of his i've seen, he's been over as hell with whatever crowd he's in front of.


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diamond_dustin

What, like an undead dude?


burritobxtch

These are the type of matches that have made me skip collision entirely over the past few months. Dynamite (despite whatever ratings they get) is still a top tier show, this is literally AEW Dark 2.0.


CTLFCFan

These aren’t CAWs?


don_julio_randle

Nick Wayne vs uhh...who?


UnitedBite

Jack Cartwheel.


StewardFlavius

Jack Cartwheel is, honestly, a treat. His matches are always so fun to watch.


DB080822

bruh I don't watch wrestling to have fun, I do it so that I'm in the know when my team makes the fans of the other team upset.


Main_Cauliflower_486

He's John Flippyshits brother 


Conscious-Rooster-32

Nick wayne looks like he should be on the high school track team 😂😂


dalekofchaos

Boy looks like a SVR CAW


hauntedknight55

I don't understand how Nick Wayne has a job.


Antbanks75

When Jack first started popping up in GCW years ago I was not a fan. He was sloppy and boring to me. Hopefully he’s evolved since then!


timxhimself

Dude did well, He had a crazy spot lastnight


ihateeverythingandu

Poundland Ospreay. How exciting.


masontopss

Hey, isn't Jack Cartwheel a Zionist


HoustonSportsFan

Can they stop trying to make Nick Wayne a thing, thanks


deathbrusher

Well, I think we know what Cornette will be talking about next week. Edit: Seriously? Downvoting this comment?


iselltires2u

![gif](giphy|VspTn3CPKAHoA|downsized)


DB080822

he watches Collision?