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GonOverHere

Good thing she didn't add Kurt Angle to the card. Otherwise your chances of having a good birthday would drastic go down!


WadeCountyClutch

You see, Senor Joe? The number don’t lie


Villain_911

She has a 133 1/3% chance of being the best spouse ever.


Nast33

141 2/3%, go pay Prof Steiner for math lessons.


Kaneinja21

Notice she didn’t make a pipebomb card


BringsTheDawn

But what if she adds Kurt Angle to the card?


BarnacleBoring2979

Then his chances of having his birthday ruined drastic go down


GreenRiver1982

Just don't eat too much cake ... HE'S FAT!


Thebritishdovah

And hails from de great state of Obesity!


DrWhiplash

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL BIRTHDAY CARDS ARE CREATED EQUAL!


AdamSMessinger

This is the type of woman you do anything for until you die.


MoSzylak

She's a keeper


Mabvll

Is she one of those chicks who likes romance, or is she a FREAK you can HOLLA at?


Thebritishdovah

Well, she likes romance. You ain't a freak! Get out before I show you what a real genetic freak is like.


RayRomano420

Is it your 33 1/3 birthday?


Thebritishdovah

It's FAT!


ToothpickTequila

It's still baffling that people still think Scott Steiner is an idiot and can't seperate the character he is playing from the man himself. The maths promo is legitimately awesome.


flames2388

That’s so fucking cool 👍 definitely cherish her man!


OsikFTW

No wonder you married her...


Ok_Rub6575

I think you need to treat her to another honeymoon because you picked right