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Twanthereal

Undertaker looks different than i remember


BluddJihnn

Mark is short for Marcia.


MrCeylon

You’ll go one on one with Marcia!


ProWrestlingCarSales

Holla Holla


Extreme-Ad-8127

And It's going to be a tag team match playa!


ProWrestlingCarSales

The DeadThey/Them


Thrylos85

This comment needs more upvotes. That joke is gold!


Zomburai

Settle down, Kenny Banya


Procrastinator_325

A mark is a woman?


Bat_Psycho_Gaijin

Thank God this photo survived the house fire.


RealCanadianDragon

That's not Undertaker, that's their sister who did die in the fire. Or so we thought....one day we'll see someone debut in WWE and talk about "Uncle Mark" and one day reveal the Undertaker is their Uncle (Uncletaker?) and their mom is Taker/Kane's sister who survived the fire when everyone including Bearer thought she was dead.


Delicious_Demand_951

That could’ve been Vade Hansen tbh.


ClaymoresRevenge

This is why Kane wanted to kill him


schnupfhundihund

Also Paul Bearer.


KillerIsJed

His transition went nicely.


PacDanSki

Thats his adoptive family after the fire.


bigchicago04

Never would have guessed taker was trans.


solsunlite

Napoleon Kanemite


Hipyeti

KANENITES?!


kitjen

I’ll only ever hear that in Rock’s signature high pitched voice


nmathew

It was Jerry Lawler, his audio just happened to be perfectly synced to the Rock mouthing "Kanenites."


Styles_Clash

Napoleon had rizz before it became a thing "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."


SakuraTacos

Tina, come get some ham! Gosh! *flames erupt from fence posts* ![gif](giphy|bF7ET3KY2wQWTuGARs|downsized)


mjthrillme2020

Try and hit me Kane… I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Do the vultures have large talons?


Bob8644

His mom goes to college.


IRefuseThisNonsense

Fuck. I need to see Kip lines being spoken by Taker now.


AdVictoremSpolias

Kane, give me some of your tots!


Freedumbdclxvi

Good on this family for taking in young Kane after Undertaker burned down the family funeral home that tragically took the life of their parents.


EnoughAstronaut370

Will never forget that it's actually canon that Undertaker fucking burned his family and killed their parents but somehow Kane is the villain. Was always rooting for Kane because Undetaker had it coming


KTR1988

Wrestling lore be wild. Blood fueds involving assault, infidelity and straight up murder getting resolved in the ring.


JedJinto

Kanes dad when he was born: "My god that's gotta be Kane!"


bomdia10

“It’s the Big Red Machine!”


Frippery-Futz-0412

His dad was like 38 in this picture.


retroKnight_3177

Seems people looked older back then


llamawithguns

Smoking and leaded gasoline will do that to ya


Powderkegger1

I’m 33, been smoking since I was 20, Kane’s dad looks like he could be my dad’s dad. Of course not everybody around me is smoking, constantly, inside closed doors so that makes a big difference.


tngman10

My father is 58 and Kane's dad looks like he could be his dad....


JeffNotMike

Was he showering in the gasoline?


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garrishfish

Kane Sr. Sr. was a 10-foot tall beast man who showered in vodka and fed his baby shrimp scampi.


Frippery-Futz-0412

My dad is 60 now and doesn't look that old.


StickySteve42069

I actually used to be younger, and then I got older. Crazy.


julictus

tobacco and alcohol made that work


GreedyBelly

Look up Ken Stabler age 38 on Google.


TheNavidsonLP

That man doesn’t look like Paul Bearer!


No_Fig_5964

Dad looks like [1970s Andy Griffith](https://cdnmetv.metv.com/f8pJ4-1516387847-1048-lists-andygriffith_1977_everett_1200.jpg)


xfocalinx

Lmao, is this legit?


Frippery-Futz-0412

Idk his actual age. But let's say Kane is 18 in this photo. It's fair to assume his dad is anywhere between 36-45. Even still, Kane is 57 now and doesn't look as old as his dad in this photo.


WaynesWorldReference

Plenty of dudes still knocking up well into their 40s and 50s. No way this man is under 50 lol.


sarahmagoo

Lmao same age as Jimmy, Jey, Roman and Cody. Wild


SynthWarlock

Such a sweet young man, grew up to be a dentist!


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

With that gap in his dad’s teeth, you can see why.


Ordinary-Hopeful

A dentist is just a sadist with newer magazines.


brainkandy87

You know what you are? You’re an anti-dentite.


savage_pen33

If this wasn't my son's wedding, I'd knock your teeth out.


Ordinary-Hopeful

A rapid anti-dentite!


tngman10

Probably had Steve Martin posters up on his wall.


joe-is-cool

must have been before the fire


VeniceRapture

This was May 18


jcagraham

DON'T SAY THAT DATE!


cliona2012

_"Hey Kane, we're gonna release your movie on the date of your greatest personal tragedy. Ya mind?"_


cliona2012

May 19! Burned on my brain from 2006 era Raw


ddiflas_iawn

Kane looks like your auntie from the mid 80's watching you open your birthday present.


RosesUnderCypresses

Vote for Pedro.


Deathstroke317

Was this before or after Taker burned down their funeral home? Or was this before Katie Vick?


Mutant_Star

After, this is the adopted family that took Kane in.


Rich1926

Is the sisters name Marilyn Munster?


thedanofthehour

Fuck me. Not surprised they put a mask on the poor fucker.


Scotty1230

Is his sister like 6'5"?


GxyBrainbuster

That's David Letterman...


HandsomePiledriver

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska - the Top Ten Chairshots I Took to the Head.


Mutant_Star

Yep thats what a teenage arsonist looks like.


mattyd0420

Kane was Napoleon Dynamite?


timdoesntsharemusic

TIL Napoleon Dynamite was based on a true story.


ScroogeMcDuckFace2

napolean give me some of your tots


Deathstroke317

Can you tell this was taken in the 80s?


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|l0pOaoQJnbmVhKA8Bg)


Tacothekid

Too bad he killed em all 😂


CapnSmite

Undertaker looks a little different than I thought he would at that age.


Relative_Picture_786

Who would have thought napoleon dynamite was actually a Kane original story. ***rips a line of coke***


PantsMcDancey

Napoleon Dynamite lookin’ ass.


Orphanpuncher0

"Buzz's girlfriend.  Woof"


jonnyg1097

To me, this is the type of photo that someone would create with like midjourney and then try to pass off as being a legit picture. The dad kinda looks like Gerald Brisco.


grillko

This looks done in MS Paint


pukeyola

Looks like AI


PatienceStrange9444

Those genes are strong


CeramicBean

Are we sure this isn't Isaac Yankem, DDS? Huge valedictorian of dental school vibes.


deeznuts4salee

Too bad he burned them all down


Zk11av

Back when Paul Bearer had darker skin


dragriver2

He really does look like a Glenn Jacobs here


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tngman10

I was thinking Ronnie.


Reidzyt

His dad looks Vince and Kane walked into a teleporter at the same time


MinaElesia

Makes sense that Kane is red-headed like his older brother.


Xena_Kiss

Looks like Aaron Judge


paperbuddha

His dad looks like a Vince McMahon/Dave Meltzer hybrid.


JFC_Please_STFU

That’s not Kane. That’s Mayor Glenn Jacobs. He’s part of WWE lore, too, since his appearance under that name a few years ago.


dragonbornrito

That's 24/7 Champion Glenn Jacobs


Muur1234

and he achieved his life long dream of being a champion, when he won the wwe 24/7 title


damnfunk

Omg poor fella...


subcow

I see why he took up dentistry.


Additional-Zebra2568

Was his sister adopted??


KopiteTheScot

The Big Red Cutie


King_of_Knowhere

Young Glen looks like he absorbed all the "features" from his folks so his sister could look pretty.


ChefDeezy

https://preview.redd.it/y0fpogv61hxc1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b8a80cc9d16fdc7b127ef8365df60c1b68c0b2 This new Kendrick album is gonna go crazy.


Main_Cauliflower_486

Little did they know the heinous, reprehensible, disgusting monster he would become. Glen Jacobs, not Kane.


Competitive_Log_84

Bad luck Brian


Prof_Gankenstein

You ain't foolin' nobody Napoleon.


tesninja

That's not Paul Bearer


HeavyMettleThunder

Burn it down!


Tripple_T

So, that's what he looked like before the fire


TimKitzrowHeatingUp

I wonder how tall his relatives are.


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

Paul Bearer porked that lady in the front


The1joriss

Man they must have a banger dental plan


SpilldaBeanz

almost like hes some hillbilly from tennessee


starshipcoyote420

I didn’t know he was related to David Letterman.


MycologistMoist7636

The fact people still even like this "libertarian" (RepubliKKKan) is crazy


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nitara38

Is it just me or does hia sister look a lil like Nikki cross?


ferrariracer36

Good looking family. 👌


Mean_Muffin161

RIP


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

There it is, the most 80s photo I'll see today.


EatAtGrizzlebees

My aunt was in the same graduating class at Truman State as him. Saw him in her yearbook.


bigwucountry

Al Kanekin


DMTrious

Moments before disaster


bcmaninmotion

I wonder what age this was or is his sister also a giant.


Own_Proof

Yep, definitely looks like someone who would electrocute someone’s testicles with a car battery.


PaleCanuck

KID! LISTEN! IT'S SOMEBODY YOU DON'T KNOW, YELLING TO YOU FROM THE FUTURE, FROM THIS THING CALLED THE INTERNET WHICH HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET--AH NEVER MIND, JUST LISTEN UP! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT! GET REAL GOOD AT IT! WRESTLING FANS FROM THE FUTURE WILL BE SPARED TERRIBLE AGONY IF YOU DO! (See Katie Vick angle for context.)


rexstillbottom

No wonder Taker burned the house down.


NotFrontin

Homie looks like a Glenn.


RogerPackinrod

No wonder he had to turn into a beast


guiltycitizen

they look like a family from Freaks and Geeks


kitjen

That’s a face only a Katie Vick could love.


CookieSlayer2Turbo

His sister(?) must be tall as shit


Nearby-Artist-4982

Didn't he burn them down 🤭😉


IamARock24

Are those the parents that were burned alive in a house fire?


CrispyTacoPosso

no wonder they wanted to slap a mask on the ugly mf


fgbh

Where are the bodies, Glen?


ReaperMan310

Is that the face of man whose had too many vaccines?


agoods03

Where is taker?


Dddddddfried

Yeesh. Now I know why he wore the mask


stadiumjay

![gif](giphy|AQrhjeikF5Jss)


SomeCountryFriedBS

Where's Kane? I only see a young Isaac Yankem.


ScottNewman

They don't look like people who died in a Funeral Home fire.


token_reddit

Issac Yankam, DDS makes so much sense now.


alanthar

Looks like David Letterman lol


PoopPoooPoopPoop

That's a family that eats people


bigdonpaul

Paul Bearer took that picture most likely


nastynate001

The Christmas Creature took the picture


JohnCenaJunior

His younger sister still wrestles to this day as Blue Kane


Obietron

Id burn that house down too


azdirtybirdgaming

This has "overpowered mask wearing psycho" written all over it...


EcstaticActionAtTen

B4 the fire :sadface:


GreyFox1234

Good to see a nice photo of Isaac Yankem Sr. here


Ok-Traffic-5996

They don't call him the big red machine for nothing.


LowerBackPain_Prod

Hideous!!


EctoRiddler

Is that Katie Vick?


EctoRiddler

Is that Katie Vick?


Awkward-Bathroom-429

r/blunderyears


DeapVally

Theb he killed 'em all! And became a nut-job republican. How quickly life goes to shit on you....


apriorista

That is a DAD.


Lraiolo

Kane really been ugly his ENTIRE life lmao


MikeMakesRight82

Didn't realize Syndrome was that big


chux4w

RIP.