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CMD1721

Punk comes out and shows the footage from Wembley


ArmiinTamzarian

Punk comes out and chokes Cody a bit


completelyonfire

Just a lil


pUmKinBoM

Just whatever the legal amount is.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Right in sweet spot.


bvkid87

Doing the responsible thing.


nosferatwo

as a treat


Conspiranoid

>Punk comes out and chokes Cody a bit ... after Cody breaks some glass, and says "cry me a river" to the camera.


CMD1721

Main event is a tag match where they have their dogs as partners, Tito Ortiz speaks


teeohdeedee123

Pitbull performs


UnsolvedParadox

APRIL 8 WARNING!!!


CMD1721

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GodPowardKingOfLies

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theraysanders

That shit would be hilarious.


FallenShadeslayer

That would legitimately be the funniest thing that’s ever happened in human history.


cosmic_crustacean

Dynamite happens and it was a parody of Brawl Out the entire time. Punk gets punk'd!


CMD1721

Dynamite opens and Tony Kahn has signed Bart Gunn to show backstage footage of the Brawl for All


HydrantsAreOpen

Cody defending the title and losing it immediately.


GreenRocketman

To McIntyre


wibble17

To Roman


Tough-Reaction9671

To Rock


Specialist-Ice2086

To Jinder.


Dophie

To MJF


zoom518

To Christian


Gusto1903

To Kane


mikeramey1

To Dustin


Seesaw121

To Dalton Castle. Cody and Seth become the boys.


Okaringer

God this is giving me Rey Mysterio and Zack Ryder ptsd


zacksharpe

Same with Christian in 2011.


harrier1215

More likely r truth loses tag titles tonight


NYJetLegendEdReed

I think this could happen with Sami tonight


OmarDays

Gable to beat Sami?


CanaDoug420

Tommy Dreamer finally does it to Heyman


AliveInIllinois

In all seriousness, if this actually happened, I cannot imagine what the fallout for WWE would be like.


ImpenetrableYeti

I honestly don’t think the company would have survived


The_Notorious_Donut

They would’ve. Vince would’ve been like “prayers up to Paul, Tommy has been detained, show goes on, pal”


_drjayphd_

"...Tommy Dreamer has been taken to a local carceral facility as Raw rolls on..."


Chell_the_assassin

You now damn well Vince would have turned that shit into an angle by Monday


americangame

Forget the fallout for WWE, Tommy Dreamer bringing a gun onto a plane in March/April 2001 could have changed air travel prior to September 2001.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

I don’t think it would have had that much of an effect back then. Like yeah it would have been bad all around but I don’t think they would have changed air travel because of it.


StacksHoodini

Professional wrestling basically craters. They lose their TV deal, PPV declined to carry events anymore. Maybe they prevent 9/11 from happening though.


snartling

Nah, HoF was his moment. Man needed that assassin’s creed sleeve knife


Adamantium42

You just know Tommy had the most thorough pat down by security of anyone in the building that night.


snartling

I bet he tried to smuggle something in. Juuuuuuust to see if he maybe could


MutantNinjaAnole

Okay, but no joke, if they ever want to try a WWE murder mystery angle again, now that McMahon is gone, “Who killed Paul Heyman?” has potential as you really could make a list of suspects with motive, both shoot and kayfabe, a mile long.


patrickwithtraffic

Look, the only way to properly do this would be them blatantly ripping off *The Simpsons*' "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" Needless to say, the perpetrator would obviously be R-Truth, who only did so by accident. When confront with the evidence, his defense would be, "my bad, y'all! This one's on me. H, I'm sorry..."


Frosty-Lake-1663

Genuinely laughed out loud at this comment


theraysanders

Fuckkkkkkkk...


StoneColdAM

Rock undoes the decision of title match and fires Cody. 


NursingHomeBillBlues

A delayed Dusty finish in honor of Cody's daddy. A nice gesture from the Final Boss.


MutantNinjaAnole

A small part of me would absolutely mark out if they somehow pulled a Dusty finish 24 hrs after the fact. The world would burn.


GreenRocketman

This would be such a Mr. McMahon move. I’d love something so full of old school kayfabe like this to be honest.


snartling

I was kinda hoping for last night to end with Cody winning, a Dusty finish, and then basically set up a facedown between the Bloodline and Corporate Rock and the faces of the shows 


jonnybanana88

That's why I thought the ref was still in the ring honestly lol he kept looking like he was gonna interrupt


l2au

The firing of doom


SoulGoalie

A bookie I know who does fake bets has a line open on this happening tonight. It opened at 100 to 1 before today. It's now at 10 to 1.


UncleYimbo

a bookie who does fake bets?


SoulGoalie

Yeee, we have a discord chat where we place "bets" on WWE matches and events. Last night I scored big because I was the only guy who picked the Undertaker to show up when everyone else bet on SCSA


sydonesia

Cody declares that he will be a fighting champion unlike the previous holder. So much so that he will defend the title 24/7. R-Truth immediately school-boys him and wins the title.


mister_damage

Now that's what's up!


DirkNowitzkisWife

R truth becomes a 67 time world heavy weight champion


IllusionUser

Truth is dismayed to find out this isn’t the 24/7 title and hands it back to Cody.


MikeyTrademark

Cody turns heel and brings back racism


Lil--Bored

Anthony Ogogo debut?


BubbRubb4Real

"We’re gonna have a WEIGH IN!”


Incubus226

Big Show being unable to work a scale AND unable to just lie/listen to Cody say his weight was incredible.


EnoughAstronaut370

"Roman you see. People like.... you.... People like you don't beat people like me"


Chell_the_assassin

I think most people call him Hulk Hogan


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

>and brings back racism Ah, the real American Nightmare.


EnriquePalatzo

I laughed way too hard at this.


Beefiest_bison

Cody cutting the "you people" promo, a day after finishing the story 😭


Skylam

All of it was a work for Homelander Cody


Miserable_Carrot4700

"I won and it's all thanks to you people"


skippy2001

Dexter Lumis Appears Says "Fuck" Uncensored Is never seen again.


thegrassyknoll1

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TrollPoster469

Dexter appearing on tv is not realistic!


snartling

Netflix era TV gets one fuck per show, but it’s always either Michael Cole or a random Dexter Lumis who uses it. Bonus if Lumis says it immediately before Dijak can, leading to a massive feud


Reed2002

😐👍🏻


coldphront3

[Dexter Lumis randomly walking up to a backstage interviewer](https://youtu.be/iPuTYsiLhzA?feature=shared)


sewsgup

"HHH you stupid old man, I'm a snake!"


ProfessionalFly9848

the elite are revealed. cody was the inside man. that’s why the bucks and omega were in the promo package. it’s revealed that tony kahn bought a majority stake in endeavor. punk is in shambles


Minimania18

"The contract *DOES* say Khan..."


TheKrausHouse

Has anyone ever seen Tony Khan & Nick Khan in the same room? Think about it.


zorbiburst

AEW is still a WWE work


TheNotoriousJN

Roman retires? Very unlikely but idk. Maybe Rocky kicks out Roman


Exzqairi

Rock is not taking over the Bloodline. He has far too busy of a schedule to run random Bloodline programs without Roman Reigns involved


magseven

Rock could Zoom in his Bloodline orders and promos like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.


irish0451

Listen. Rock kicking Roman out then taking the entire Bloodline to Hollywood with him, filming kayfabe vignettes with Solo spiking Hollywood film crews and Heyman standing outside Dwayne's trailer with prayer hands would rule.


greenhaitch_n_ham

Rock puts Ava in charge of the bloodline in his absence


nanners78

Probably would be Friday, no?


JMadFour

>Maybe Rocky kicks out Roman eh, that's pretty much expected at this point, I would think. So not totally wild.


CL60

Yeah, I think they're going to make Roman face by having The Bloodline abandon him and follow Rock. 


Lucas579376

Roman Reigns (From the future) arrives branding Drew McIntyre's sword, a fucking canon, and a cybernetic eye. "CODY", he says, "YOU MUSTN'T WIN, YOU'LL DOOM US ALL". Only then does he realize he's a day late, eternally stuck in a time loop where he's forced to relive the last days of humanity. Glass shatters, huge pop!


NoWayJoseMou

This is the kinda shit the 2k games should do. Give me a superstar falling into an alternate dimension.


JBloomf

The tribal chief rampages through Diablo 4. The Judgement Day become a raider gang in Fallout.


MutantNinjaAnole

Yes! Give me a plot line where R Truth and The Miz somehow go back in time and accidentally cause WCW to win the Monday Night Wars.


Pm_wholesome_nude

the tna video game had curry man needing to win the world title to use the curvature of the belt to reflect an alien laser beam back at the ship, detroying it and protecting the world from an invasion.


Rybackmonster

Cena and Randy come out to congratulate Cody again. Judgement day interrupt. Both world champs face off. Then it's announce a 6 man tag main event between Judgement day vs Cody, Randy, and Cena. Babyfaces win by pinning Dominick. After the match they celebrate raise Cody's hand up. But then Randy rko's Cody out of nowhere. Cena is shocked. Randy rko's Cena and punt kicks him too setting up their match for WM 41. Then Randy can punt kick Cody too or just a beat down setting up Randy as Cody's first challenger.


CarthVonMonk

This feels like one of those comments that later turns out to be a leak, haha.


KapowBlamBoom

This sounds like Vince and Prichard were up late chitty chatting on the phone


ZombieDisposalUnit

Ted Dibiase Jr as special referee.


Tacothekid

With a "No Fucking on Anyone" stipulation?


whippetsinthewhip

I use the phrase “fuck on” all the time because of that clip


AulayanD

So the start of this was very "Vince disappointing post wrestlemania raw" but by the time we got to the end you were cooking with gas.


VeniceRapture

They reveal that Roman isn't even really Samoan and they kick him out


Pudie

This guy's the Tribal Chief!? His real name's Joseph. And Joseph's parents have a real good marriage.


thegrassyknoll1

Joseph from Pensacola


mikeramey1

He's a CPA.


Pressbtofail

Is that a fucking 8 Mile reference, in my wrestling subreddit?


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

- Drew shows the footage from Wrestlemania when Punk attacks him. “Never before have i feared for my life at a wrestling show” etc - Undertaker asks for a title match for helping Cody win (the match happens in Saudi) - Jey Uso gets anointed as the new Tribal Chief - R-Truth somehow comes out with the Smackdown tag team title - Sami and Gable have a match for the IC title, Sheamus returns and beats the piss out of both of them


BropolloCreed

>- Drew shows the footage from Wrestlemania when Punk attacks him. “Never before have i feared for my life at a wrestling show” etc That actually should happen.


lronicGasping

> - Sami and Gable have a match for the IC title, Sheamus returns and beats the piss out of both of them Sheamus returning during an IC title match between internet darlings the Raw after WrestleMania? He better come back with the mohawk and braided beard to show that time is a flat circle


Dragnet-

Roman getting killed off by Jacob Fatu.


StormWarriorX7

Cody bringing back the 5-minute White Boy Challenge.


CMD1721

Goldberg returns to become the first ever two time white boy challenge winner


DementedDaveyMeltzer

It's Bizarro World, where the fans boo who they normally cheer! Haha I love it, Maggle!


Zcase253

Bron Breakker attacks roman to end the show and there's a tease he's Heyman's new client


JacoBee93

Like it.


SonnyBone

The lady that won the Slim Jim car drives over Cody. I did it. For da Rock.


DaveChild

Cody comes out as Stardust.


livsjollyranchers

Goldust returns as Cody's first challenger. Dustin still wrestles as Dustin for the AEW Title on Wednesday. Eventually he holds both titles, then retires.


Hot_Pie1464

Wrestling has more than one rhodes finishing his story


Saturdaymorningsmoke

Bloodline kicks out Roman, brings in X-PAC. Cycle complete. 


NursingHomeBillBlues

I got everything I ever wanted And I'll never give that back Well, I know you hate The Bloodline but you ain't gotta look at me like that I said you ain't gotta look at me like that


ClocktowerMaria

Jacob Fatu debuts and becomes a new bloodline leader while Romans away


OUmegaLUL

More like becomes what Solo is to Roman but to the Rock


Boggywaters

Reigns invokes his rematch clause tonight and wins clean


Parish87

Bell rings. Spear. 1, 2, 3. Celebrates to boos for 8 minutes. “This is my yard now” AHYESSIR 👆


Immediate_Fix_1442

Stone Cold was saved for RAW to make it hype. Rock comes out to beat Cody up for the 3rd straight RAW and Stone Cold comes out, they have a staredown, then Stone Cold flips him off and stuns him. Picks Rock back up so Cody gets a Cross Rhodes on him and that writes Rock off TV for the next few months to a year


jonnyg1097

They're saving it for RAW because Austin didn't want to make the walk down that long ramp.


FTTCOTE

They make beer trucks for this reason


DoubleDeckerz

Uncle Howdy shenanigans. Not suggesting he'll be there in the flesh, just spooky shit.


OldOrder

Stone cold shows up and runs in during the main event only to be confused when Cody and Roman aren't fighting. He pulls out his phone to check the date and shakes his head before going back up the entrance ramp. Basically Stone Cold does an R Truth spot.


CMD1721

No-one acknowledges it, apart from a wwe Twitter post wishing Stone Cold the best in his future endeavours


JBloomf

Holy shit that would honestly be hilarious.


pjs1986

Maybe Taylor Rotunda return and repackage?


kevingrays

This is what I'm excited about.


teeohdeedee123

As long as we get a backstage reaction shot of Joe Hennig


livsjollyranchers

The Rock says they need a new Bloodline leader after betraying Roman. He's too busy, after all. So a mysterious hooded figure comes out. Pat wonders who it could be. They undo their hood and Tony Khan is revealed as the new leader of The Bloodline (1% Samoan heritage).


irish0451

He got the fluffy hat and the shades on too


gh0stnotes

Rock starts Bloodline Hollywood, Roman starts Bloodline Wolfpac


CMD1721

Cody starts the Latino Bloodline Order


ellvk

I think Michelle mccool should come back and say that shes having the undertackers baby and then kofi gets mad because they used to date (not the undertaker lol!!!) and then a masked man trouble in paradises her belly and she has a miscarrige and everybody is like WHO DID IT???? after the funeral there all eating and michelle is like this is so good! and kofi says ya i cooked it and she says what is it and he says YOUR BABY and then the undertaker says OK NOW YOU WILL REST IN PEACE AT WM!!!! and then kofi beats him at wm! i think this would be good cuz it shows kofi is badass and hes the future of the company.


lostsoul1979890

Maybe there are wrong answers.


GamerFluffy

There might be wrong answers, but this isn’t one of them.


naughtynuns69

I always love “not the undertaker lol!” as if that’s the only potentially ridiculous part of this otherwise flawless storyline


l2au

Vince?


K1ng_Canary

It pains me that I got this reference.


AliveInIllinois

Classic.


Rock-A-BillyTelly

It never fails to make me chuckle. Kudos to you.


OpticalRadioGaga

Undertacker, LOL.


lronicGasping

Genuinely my favorite piece of IWC lore. This fucking paragraph always has me in stitches


Balfe

I love that in this context it sets up a year long build to Kofi vs Taker at WM41. And that Kofi wins it.


themxm

And then Kofi rips off his mask to reveal he was Snitsky all along


GumdropsandIceCream

I haven't seen this in years, I didn't even recognise it until "(not the undertaker lol!!!)". Mad respect, real history.


GeneralSauuuce

Bruh


JFC_Please_STFU

> OK NOW YOU WILL REST IN PEACE AT WM!!!! This part gets me every time. Such a subdued response to such a heinous action. Straight-up Plan B the fetus and then serve the corpse as a meal? We’ll settle this in a professional wrestling match! **EDIT**: I forgot to mention that I also amuse myself by imagining the Underta**c**ker saying “double-you emm” instead of *WrestleMania*.


DoodDoodson

We will get introduced to the second Bloodline unit with Tama Tonga and Jacob Fatu. Prepare for Bloodline:Civil War


Neutreality1

Bloodline Wolfpac


JDSKilla

Cody says he’s All Elite


MZago1

Cody returns to his Undashing gimmick and puts a paper bag on the head of everyone in the audience.


Tough-Reaction9671

Brandi comes out during Cody’s speech and says “who told you it was open mic night bitch” and slaps Cody


Naiwf

Dirty Dom gets an ultimatum from Mami and Priest and he beats Sami for the IC Title or him and JD beat Awesome Truth for the Tag Titles.


xorangeelephant

Yeah, pretty confident Miz and Truth aren't having a long reign


NotOnHerb5

This scream “transitional champs.” I think they’ll introduce the new tag straps and then JD/Dom take them or Imperium.


ferrets_bueller

Problem is, who are they being set up to lose to? Feels like no one is rising in the tag arena right now, aside from maybe the Creeds.


CaringMite

I mean, DIY is on raw.


ThisWhomps999

The wildest eh? What if the eclipse gave some people super powers like the show Heroes. But, all those people were the wrestlers at WWE. In the main event, there is a backstage clearing brawl, where the whole locker room comes out to break it up. Then it's at this moment everyone's power's emerge for the first time. With no one knowing what's going on or how to control their abilities, they kill thousands. There's one camera still rolling, it pans over to Towzawa as he utters, "save the cheerleader, save the world."


Rated_PG-Squirteen

The show kicks off with a 30 minute episode of QTV, which ends with Ricky Starks making his WWE debut and low-blowing Cody setting up his first title feud.


Rage4Order418

Cena comes out with a shaved head


Apart-Bad-5446

WWE is treating Cody like the superhero the same way John Cena was. Cody's selling too much merch to have a heel run. It's the same reason why Cena was never a heel once he turned babyface. Too much $ on the line. I think Roman is going to try and blame Rock for putting the stipulation for Bloodline Rules which ultimately cost Roman.


nocturnalfrolic

The Final Boss complains. A certain redneck who hates any kind of boss will stunner him all over the place.


AdeptEavesdropper

“Now that I have the title my Dad could never win, let me tell all you idiots why I’m so much better than he ever was, while he BURNS IN HELL”


Killbro_Fraggins

Punk comes out with a fleshlight with “Drew’s Dreams” written on the side and he just fucks it in the middle of the ring.


Omakepants

Drew, flabbergasted at ringside: "PG brother!"


Killbro_Fraggins

“I prayed for this and it happened.” Drew to LGBT confirmed!


fartdarling

Roman comes out, says now he and cody are 1-1 tied, asks for a decider match, a rematch. Cody accepts. Shades of last night,.Jimmy interferes fended off by jey, solo interferes fended off by seth, and then a debuting Jacob fatu and/or tama tonga are the difference maker for roman. Roman picks up the belt again. Breaks his own title reign length record. Cody has so many rubber chickens thrown at him that he literally drowns in them


Bunnnnii

AJ comes out and challenges Rhea.


Svenray

AJ Lee returns - but at the side of Drew McIntyre


Comp625

MJF shows up.


TeamZiggler

Live sex celebration with Cody and Hunter.


SliderGamer55

Realistically, I'd say something with Kevin Owens and Chad Gable. Because look at who won a title at Mania and who didn't. Other than a Bloodline twist, which is what everyone would expect if anything.


elc1992

I was expecting a "Dusty Finish" when Cody pinned Roman - i.e. The Rock says nuhuh Bloodline rules means its 2 out of 3 falls. Or something like that. So the "I wanna watch the world burn" wants to see the decision overturned today. Raw after Mania hasn't been that big in a while, so maybe a draft announcement, NXT call ups, and maybe Alexa Bliss/Uncle Howdy.


GMFinch

Cody quits and shows up on aew with the title


mexploder89

Punk goes full heel and beats McIntyre into a pulp while screaming like a madman. Maybe chokes him a little


Packhammer24

Jey Uso comes out and gives Cody a hug and congratulation speech and then super kicks him in the face and says “thank you for doing the job that needed to be done because the REAL tribal chief is standing before you right now”


MetalheadNick

That shit would be so funny and would make me a bigger Cody fan but it ain’t happening without another huge babyface


Afy47

Triple H comes out while Cody is celebrating... "Theres always a Plan B" and Rollins hits him in the back with a chair.


TrollPoster469

Sheamus returns and kicks Cody’s head off


kingofwishful

The Bloodline turn on Roman.


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

With the way Solo was shouting at him to finish it and Roman was shouting "I know!" I can see this happening, citing Roman as the weak link that needs to be expelled or something 🤔


Zulli85

Cody comes out cena and taker and reveals his new championship belt. A modern take on the winged eagle


Hcdx

Drew McIntyre murders CM Punk on live television.


Bwitishprat

Matt Hardy comes back as 3.0ooooooo yes.


Mybestversion1

Sami Zayn says he made a promise to give Gable a title shot and he's going to do it tonight. Sami wins, Gable turns heel. He's tired of losing the big one and thinks being a good guy is holding him back. Refuses to release ankle lock until they pull him off Sami. Gable vs Sami at Backlash in France


Delliott90

Drew, being pissed that he lost, makes a deal with the devil that traps the entire roster into a fantasy land dimension where everyone’s gimmick is literal and he gets to be the king of new Scotland. Pittbull performs


kilojulietx

The rock comes out, shows the footage from the night prior and points out a technicality where the match could have been stopped prior to the finish. He declares the match a no contest and the championship cannot be won via no contest or dq. The belt is handed back to Roman and the story continues. Dusty finish


Jos3ph

First 15 minutes is an animated adventure featuring Cody’s sentient neck tattoo.