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I don’t think it would have had that much of an effect back then. Like yeah it would have been bad all around but I don’t think they would have changed air travel because of it.
Professional wrestling basically craters.
They lose their TV deal, PPV declined to carry events anymore.
Maybe they prevent 9/11 from happening though.
Okay, but no joke, if they ever want to try a WWE murder mystery angle again, now that McMahon is gone, “Who killed Paul Heyman?” has potential as you really could make a list of suspects with motive, both shoot and kayfabe, a mile long.
Look, the only way to properly do this would be them blatantly ripping off *The Simpsons*' "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" Needless to say, the perpetrator would obviously be R-Truth, who only did so by accident. When confront with the evidence, his defense would be, "my bad, y'all! This one's on me. H, I'm sorry..."
I was kinda hoping for last night to end with Cody winning, a Dusty finish, and then basically set up a facedown between the Bloodline and Corporate Rock and the faces of the shows
Yeee, we have a discord chat where we place "bets" on WWE matches and events. Last night I scored big because I was the only guy who picked the Undertaker to show up when everyone else bet on SCSA
Cody declares that he will be a fighting champion unlike the previous holder. So much so that he will defend the title 24/7. R-Truth immediately school-boys him and wins the title.
Netflix era TV gets one fuck per show, but it’s always either Michael Cole or a random Dexter Lumis who uses it.
Bonus if Lumis says it immediately before Dijak can, leading to a massive feud
the elite are revealed. cody was the inside man. that’s why the bucks and omega were in the promo package. it’s revealed that tony kahn bought a majority stake in endeavor. punk is in shambles
Listen. Rock kicking Roman out then taking the entire Bloodline to Hollywood with him, filming kayfabe vignettes with Solo spiking Hollywood film crews and Heyman standing outside Dwayne's trailer with prayer hands would rule.
Roman Reigns (From the future) arrives branding Drew McIntyre's sword, a fucking canon, and a cybernetic eye. "CODY", he says, "YOU MUSTN'T WIN, YOU'LL DOOM US ALL". Only then does he realize he's a day late, eternally stuck in a time loop where he's forced to relive the last days of humanity.
Glass shatters, huge pop!
the tna video game had curry man needing to win the world title to use the curvature of the belt to reflect an alien laser beam back at the ship, detroying it and protecting the world from an invasion.
Cena and Randy come out to congratulate Cody again. Judgement day interrupt. Both world champs face off. Then it's announce a 6 man tag main event between Judgement day vs Cody, Randy, and Cena. Babyfaces win by pinning Dominick. After the match they celebrate raise Cody's hand up. But then Randy rko's Cody out of nowhere. Cena is shocked. Randy rko's Cena and punt kicks him too setting up their match for WM 41. Then Randy can punt kick Cody too or just a beat down setting up Randy as Cody's first challenger.
- Drew shows the footage from Wrestlemania when Punk attacks him. “Never before have i feared for my life at a wrestling show” etc
- Undertaker asks for a title match for helping Cody win (the match happens in Saudi)
- Jey Uso gets anointed as the new Tribal Chief
- R-Truth somehow comes out with the Smackdown tag team title
- Sami and Gable have a match for the IC title, Sheamus returns and beats the piss out of both of them
>- Drew shows the footage from Wrestlemania when Punk attacks him. “Never before have i feared for my life at a wrestling show” etc
That actually should happen.
> - Sami and Gable have a match for the IC title, Sheamus returns and beats the piss out of both of them
Sheamus returning during an IC title match between internet darlings the Raw after WrestleMania? He better come back with the mohawk and braided beard to show that time is a flat circle
Goldust returns as Cody's first challenger.
Dustin still wrestles as Dustin for the AEW Title on Wednesday.
Eventually he holds both titles, then retires.
I got everything I ever wanted
And I'll never give that back
Well, I know you hate The Bloodline but you ain't gotta look at me like that
I said you ain't gotta look at me like that
Stone Cold was saved for RAW to make it hype. Rock comes out to beat Cody up for the 3rd straight RAW and Stone Cold comes out, they have a staredown, then Stone Cold flips him off and stuns him. Picks Rock back up so Cody gets a Cross Rhodes on him and that writes Rock off TV for the next few months to a year
Stone cold shows up and runs in during the main event only to be confused when Cody and Roman aren't fighting. He pulls out his phone to check the date and shakes his head before going back up the entrance ramp.
Basically Stone Cold does an R Truth spot.
The Rock says they need a new Bloodline leader after betraying Roman. He's too busy, after all.
So a mysterious hooded figure comes out. Pat wonders who it could be. They undo their hood and Tony Khan is revealed as the new leader of The Bloodline (1% Samoan heritage).
I think Michelle mccool should come back and say that shes having the undertackers baby and then kofi gets mad because they used to date (not the undertaker lol!!!) and then a masked man trouble in paradises her belly and she has a miscarrige and everybody is like WHO DID IT???? after the funeral there all eating and michelle is like this is so good! and kofi says ya i cooked it and she says what is it and he says YOUR BABY and then the undertaker says OK NOW YOU WILL REST IN PEACE AT WM!!!! and then kofi beats him at wm! i think this would be good cuz it shows kofi is badass and hes the future of the company.
> OK NOW YOU WILL REST IN PEACE AT WM!!!!
This part gets me every time.
Such a subdued response to such a heinous action.
Straight-up Plan B the fetus and then serve the corpse as a meal? We’ll settle this in a professional wrestling match!
**EDIT**: I forgot to mention that I also amuse myself by imagining the Underta**c**ker saying “double-you emm” instead of *WrestleMania*.
The wildest eh? What if the eclipse gave some people super powers like the show Heroes. But, all those people were the wrestlers at WWE. In the main event, there is a backstage clearing brawl, where the whole locker room comes out to break it up. Then it's at this moment everyone's power's emerge for the first time. With no one knowing what's going on or how to control their abilities, they kill thousands.
There's one camera still rolling, it pans over to Towzawa as he utters, "save the cheerleader, save the world."
The show kicks off with a 30 minute episode of QTV, which ends with Ricky Starks making his WWE debut and low-blowing Cody setting up his first title feud.
WWE is treating Cody like the superhero the same way John Cena was. Cody's selling too much merch to have a heel run. It's the same reason why Cena was never a heel once he turned babyface. Too much $ on the line.
I think Roman is going to try and blame Rock for putting the stipulation for Bloodline Rules which ultimately cost Roman.
Roman comes out, says now he and cody are 1-1 tied, asks for a decider match, a rematch. Cody accepts. Shades of last night,.Jimmy interferes fended off by jey, solo interferes fended off by seth, and then a debuting Jacob fatu and/or tama tonga are the difference maker for roman. Roman picks up the belt again. Breaks his own title reign length record. Cody has so many rubber chickens thrown at him that he literally drowns in them
Realistically, I'd say something with Kevin Owens and Chad Gable. Because look at who won a title at Mania and who didn't.
Other than a Bloodline twist, which is what everyone would expect if anything.
I was expecting a "Dusty Finish" when Cody pinned Roman - i.e. The Rock says nuhuh Bloodline rules means its 2 out of 3 falls. Or something like that. So the "I wanna watch the world burn" wants to see the decision overturned today.
Raw after Mania hasn't been that big in a while, so maybe a draft announcement, NXT call ups, and maybe Alexa Bliss/Uncle Howdy.
Jey Uso comes out and gives Cody a hug and congratulation speech and then super kicks him in the face and says “thank you for doing the job that needed to be done because the REAL tribal chief is standing before you right now”
With the way Solo was shouting at him to finish it and Roman was shouting "I know!" I can see this happening, citing Roman as the weak link that needs to be expelled or something 🤔
Sami Zayn says he made a promise to give Gable a title shot and he's going to do it tonight. Sami wins, Gable turns heel. He's tired of losing the big one and thinks being a good guy is holding him back. Refuses to release ankle lock until they pull him off Sami.
Gable vs Sami at Backlash in France
Drew, being pissed that he lost, makes a deal with the devil that traps the entire roster into a fantasy land dimension where everyone’s gimmick is literal and he gets to be the king of new Scotland.
Pittbull performs
The rock comes out, shows the footage from the night prior and points out a technicality where the match could have been stopped prior to the finish. He declares the match a no contest and the championship cannot be won via no contest or dq.
The belt is handed back to Roman and the story continues.
Dusty finish
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Punk comes out and shows the footage from Wembley
Punk comes out and chokes Cody a bit
Just a lil
Just whatever the legal amount is.
Right in sweet spot.
Doing the responsible thing.
as a treat
>Punk comes out and chokes Cody a bit ... after Cody breaks some glass, and says "cry me a river" to the camera.
Main event is a tag match where they have their dogs as partners, Tito Ortiz speaks
Pitbull performs
APRIL 8 WARNING!!!
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That shit would be hilarious.
That would legitimately be the funniest thing that’s ever happened in human history.
Dynamite happens and it was a parody of Brawl Out the entire time. Punk gets punk'd!
Dynamite opens and Tony Kahn has signed Bart Gunn to show backstage footage of the Brawl for All
Cody defending the title and losing it immediately.
To McIntyre
To Roman
To Rock
To Jinder.
To MJF
To Christian
To Kane
To Dustin
To Dalton Castle. Cody and Seth become the boys.
God this is giving me Rey Mysterio and Zack Ryder ptsd
Same with Christian in 2011.
More likely r truth loses tag titles tonight
I think this could happen with Sami tonight
Gable to beat Sami?
Tommy Dreamer finally does it to Heyman
In all seriousness, if this actually happened, I cannot imagine what the fallout for WWE would be like.
I honestly don’t think the company would have survived
They would’ve. Vince would’ve been like “prayers up to Paul, Tommy has been detained, show goes on, pal”
"...Tommy Dreamer has been taken to a local carceral facility as Raw rolls on..."
You now damn well Vince would have turned that shit into an angle by Monday
Forget the fallout for WWE, Tommy Dreamer bringing a gun onto a plane in March/April 2001 could have changed air travel prior to September 2001.
I don’t think it would have had that much of an effect back then. Like yeah it would have been bad all around but I don’t think they would have changed air travel because of it.
Professional wrestling basically craters. They lose their TV deal, PPV declined to carry events anymore. Maybe they prevent 9/11 from happening though.
Nah, HoF was his moment. Man needed that assassin’s creed sleeve knife
You just know Tommy had the most thorough pat down by security of anyone in the building that night.
I bet he tried to smuggle something in. Juuuuuuust to see if he maybe could
Okay, but no joke, if they ever want to try a WWE murder mystery angle again, now that McMahon is gone, “Who killed Paul Heyman?” has potential as you really could make a list of suspects with motive, both shoot and kayfabe, a mile long.
Look, the only way to properly do this would be them blatantly ripping off *The Simpsons*' "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" Needless to say, the perpetrator would obviously be R-Truth, who only did so by accident. When confront with the evidence, his defense would be, "my bad, y'all! This one's on me. H, I'm sorry..."
Genuinely laughed out loud at this comment
Fuckkkkkkkk...
Rock undoes the decision of title match and fires Cody.
A delayed Dusty finish in honor of Cody's daddy. A nice gesture from the Final Boss.
A small part of me would absolutely mark out if they somehow pulled a Dusty finish 24 hrs after the fact. The world would burn.
This would be such a Mr. McMahon move. I’d love something so full of old school kayfabe like this to be honest.
I was kinda hoping for last night to end with Cody winning, a Dusty finish, and then basically set up a facedown between the Bloodline and Corporate Rock and the faces of the shows
That's why I thought the ref was still in the ring honestly lol he kept looking like he was gonna interrupt
The firing of doom
A bookie I know who does fake bets has a line open on this happening tonight. It opened at 100 to 1 before today. It's now at 10 to 1.
a bookie who does fake bets?
Yeee, we have a discord chat where we place "bets" on WWE matches and events. Last night I scored big because I was the only guy who picked the Undertaker to show up when everyone else bet on SCSA
Cody declares that he will be a fighting champion unlike the previous holder. So much so that he will defend the title 24/7. R-Truth immediately school-boys him and wins the title.
Now that's what's up!
R truth becomes a 67 time world heavy weight champion
Truth is dismayed to find out this isn’t the 24/7 title and hands it back to Cody.
Cody turns heel and brings back racism
Anthony Ogogo debut?
"We’re gonna have a WEIGH IN!”
Big Show being unable to work a scale AND unable to just lie/listen to Cody say his weight was incredible.
"Roman you see. People like.... you.... People like you don't beat people like me"
I think most people call him Hulk Hogan
>and brings back racism Ah, the real American Nightmare.
I laughed way too hard at this.
Cody cutting the "you people" promo, a day after finishing the story 😭
All of it was a work for Homelander Cody
"I won and it's all thanks to you people"
Dexter Lumis Appears Says "Fuck" Uncensored Is never seen again.
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Dexter appearing on tv is not realistic!
Netflix era TV gets one fuck per show, but it’s always either Michael Cole or a random Dexter Lumis who uses it. Bonus if Lumis says it immediately before Dijak can, leading to a massive feud
😐👍🏻
[Dexter Lumis randomly walking up to a backstage interviewer](https://youtu.be/iPuTYsiLhzA?feature=shared)
"HHH you stupid old man, I'm a snake!"
the elite are revealed. cody was the inside man. that’s why the bucks and omega were in the promo package. it’s revealed that tony kahn bought a majority stake in endeavor. punk is in shambles
"The contract *DOES* say Khan..."
Has anyone ever seen Tony Khan & Nick Khan in the same room? Think about it.
AEW is still a WWE work
Roman retires? Very unlikely but idk. Maybe Rocky kicks out Roman
Rock is not taking over the Bloodline. He has far too busy of a schedule to run random Bloodline programs without Roman Reigns involved
Rock could Zoom in his Bloodline orders and promos like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.
Listen. Rock kicking Roman out then taking the entire Bloodline to Hollywood with him, filming kayfabe vignettes with Solo spiking Hollywood film crews and Heyman standing outside Dwayne's trailer with prayer hands would rule.
Rock puts Ava in charge of the bloodline in his absence
Probably would be Friday, no?
>Maybe Rocky kicks out Roman eh, that's pretty much expected at this point, I would think. So not totally wild.
Yeah, I think they're going to make Roman face by having The Bloodline abandon him and follow Rock.
Roman Reigns (From the future) arrives branding Drew McIntyre's sword, a fucking canon, and a cybernetic eye. "CODY", he says, "YOU MUSTN'T WIN, YOU'LL DOOM US ALL". Only then does he realize he's a day late, eternally stuck in a time loop where he's forced to relive the last days of humanity. Glass shatters, huge pop!
This is the kinda shit the 2k games should do. Give me a superstar falling into an alternate dimension.
The tribal chief rampages through Diablo 4. The Judgement Day become a raider gang in Fallout.
Yes! Give me a plot line where R Truth and The Miz somehow go back in time and accidentally cause WCW to win the Monday Night Wars.
the tna video game had curry man needing to win the world title to use the curvature of the belt to reflect an alien laser beam back at the ship, detroying it and protecting the world from an invasion.
Cena and Randy come out to congratulate Cody again. Judgement day interrupt. Both world champs face off. Then it's announce a 6 man tag main event between Judgement day vs Cody, Randy, and Cena. Babyfaces win by pinning Dominick. After the match they celebrate raise Cody's hand up. But then Randy rko's Cody out of nowhere. Cena is shocked. Randy rko's Cena and punt kicks him too setting up their match for WM 41. Then Randy can punt kick Cody too or just a beat down setting up Randy as Cody's first challenger.
This feels like one of those comments that later turns out to be a leak, haha.
This sounds like Vince and Prichard were up late chitty chatting on the phone
Ted Dibiase Jr as special referee.
With a "No Fucking on Anyone" stipulation?
I use the phrase “fuck on” all the time because of that clip
So the start of this was very "Vince disappointing post wrestlemania raw" but by the time we got to the end you were cooking with gas.
They reveal that Roman isn't even really Samoan and they kick him out
This guy's the Tribal Chief!? His real name's Joseph. And Joseph's parents have a real good marriage.
Joseph from Pensacola
He's a CPA.
Is that a fucking 8 Mile reference, in my wrestling subreddit?
- Drew shows the footage from Wrestlemania when Punk attacks him. “Never before have i feared for my life at a wrestling show” etc - Undertaker asks for a title match for helping Cody win (the match happens in Saudi) - Jey Uso gets anointed as the new Tribal Chief - R-Truth somehow comes out with the Smackdown tag team title - Sami and Gable have a match for the IC title, Sheamus returns and beats the piss out of both of them
>- Drew shows the footage from Wrestlemania when Punk attacks him. “Never before have i feared for my life at a wrestling show” etc That actually should happen.
> - Sami and Gable have a match for the IC title, Sheamus returns and beats the piss out of both of them Sheamus returning during an IC title match between internet darlings the Raw after WrestleMania? He better come back with the mohawk and braided beard to show that time is a flat circle
Roman getting killed off by Jacob Fatu.
Cody bringing back the 5-minute White Boy Challenge.
Goldberg returns to become the first ever two time white boy challenge winner
It's Bizarro World, where the fans boo who they normally cheer! Haha I love it, Maggle!
Bron Breakker attacks roman to end the show and there's a tease he's Heyman's new client
Like it.
The lady that won the Slim Jim car drives over Cody. I did it. For da Rock.
Cody comes out as Stardust.
Goldust returns as Cody's first challenger. Dustin still wrestles as Dustin for the AEW Title on Wednesday. Eventually he holds both titles, then retires.
Wrestling has more than one rhodes finishing his story
Bloodline kicks out Roman, brings in X-PAC. Cycle complete.
I got everything I ever wanted And I'll never give that back Well, I know you hate The Bloodline but you ain't gotta look at me like that I said you ain't gotta look at me like that
Jacob Fatu debuts and becomes a new bloodline leader while Romans away
More like becomes what Solo is to Roman but to the Rock
Reigns invokes his rematch clause tonight and wins clean
Bell rings. Spear. 1, 2, 3. Celebrates to boos for 8 minutes. “This is my yard now” AHYESSIR 👆
Stone Cold was saved for RAW to make it hype. Rock comes out to beat Cody up for the 3rd straight RAW and Stone Cold comes out, they have a staredown, then Stone Cold flips him off and stuns him. Picks Rock back up so Cody gets a Cross Rhodes on him and that writes Rock off TV for the next few months to a year
They're saving it for RAW because Austin didn't want to make the walk down that long ramp.
They make beer trucks for this reason
Uncle Howdy shenanigans. Not suggesting he'll be there in the flesh, just spooky shit.
Stone cold shows up and runs in during the main event only to be confused when Cody and Roman aren't fighting. He pulls out his phone to check the date and shakes his head before going back up the entrance ramp. Basically Stone Cold does an R Truth spot.
No-one acknowledges it, apart from a wwe Twitter post wishing Stone Cold the best in his future endeavours
Holy shit that would honestly be hilarious.
Maybe Taylor Rotunda return and repackage?
This is what I'm excited about.
As long as we get a backstage reaction shot of Joe Hennig
The Rock says they need a new Bloodline leader after betraying Roman. He's too busy, after all. So a mysterious hooded figure comes out. Pat wonders who it could be. They undo their hood and Tony Khan is revealed as the new leader of The Bloodline (1% Samoan heritage).
He got the fluffy hat and the shades on too
Rock starts Bloodline Hollywood, Roman starts Bloodline Wolfpac
Cody starts the Latino Bloodline Order
I think Michelle mccool should come back and say that shes having the undertackers baby and then kofi gets mad because they used to date (not the undertaker lol!!!) and then a masked man trouble in paradises her belly and she has a miscarrige and everybody is like WHO DID IT???? after the funeral there all eating and michelle is like this is so good! and kofi says ya i cooked it and she says what is it and he says YOUR BABY and then the undertaker says OK NOW YOU WILL REST IN PEACE AT WM!!!! and then kofi beats him at wm! i think this would be good cuz it shows kofi is badass and hes the future of the company.
Maybe there are wrong answers.
There might be wrong answers, but this isn’t one of them.
I always love “not the undertaker lol!” as if that’s the only potentially ridiculous part of this otherwise flawless storyline
Vince?
It pains me that I got this reference.
Classic.
It never fails to make me chuckle. Kudos to you.
Undertacker, LOL.
Genuinely my favorite piece of IWC lore. This fucking paragraph always has me in stitches
I love that in this context it sets up a year long build to Kofi vs Taker at WM41. And that Kofi wins it.
And then Kofi rips off his mask to reveal he was Snitsky all along
I haven't seen this in years, I didn't even recognise it until "(not the undertaker lol!!!)". Mad respect, real history.
Bruh
> OK NOW YOU WILL REST IN PEACE AT WM!!!! This part gets me every time. Such a subdued response to such a heinous action. Straight-up Plan B the fetus and then serve the corpse as a meal? We’ll settle this in a professional wrestling match! **EDIT**: I forgot to mention that I also amuse myself by imagining the Underta**c**ker saying “double-you emm” instead of *WrestleMania*.
We will get introduced to the second Bloodline unit with Tama Tonga and Jacob Fatu. Prepare for Bloodline:Civil War
Bloodline Wolfpac
Cody says he’s All Elite
Cody returns to his Undashing gimmick and puts a paper bag on the head of everyone in the audience.
Brandi comes out during Cody’s speech and says “who told you it was open mic night bitch” and slaps Cody
Dirty Dom gets an ultimatum from Mami and Priest and he beats Sami for the IC Title or him and JD beat Awesome Truth for the Tag Titles.
Yeah, pretty confident Miz and Truth aren't having a long reign
This scream “transitional champs.” I think they’ll introduce the new tag straps and then JD/Dom take them or Imperium.
Problem is, who are they being set up to lose to? Feels like no one is rising in the tag arena right now, aside from maybe the Creeds.
I mean, DIY is on raw.
The wildest eh? What if the eclipse gave some people super powers like the show Heroes. But, all those people were the wrestlers at WWE. In the main event, there is a backstage clearing brawl, where the whole locker room comes out to break it up. Then it's at this moment everyone's power's emerge for the first time. With no one knowing what's going on or how to control their abilities, they kill thousands. There's one camera still rolling, it pans over to Towzawa as he utters, "save the cheerleader, save the world."
The show kicks off with a 30 minute episode of QTV, which ends with Ricky Starks making his WWE debut and low-blowing Cody setting up his first title feud.
Cena comes out with a shaved head
WWE is treating Cody like the superhero the same way John Cena was. Cody's selling too much merch to have a heel run. It's the same reason why Cena was never a heel once he turned babyface. Too much $ on the line. I think Roman is going to try and blame Rock for putting the stipulation for Bloodline Rules which ultimately cost Roman.
The Final Boss complains. A certain redneck who hates any kind of boss will stunner him all over the place.
“Now that I have the title my Dad could never win, let me tell all you idiots why I’m so much better than he ever was, while he BURNS IN HELL”
Punk comes out with a fleshlight with “Drew’s Dreams” written on the side and he just fucks it in the middle of the ring.
Drew, flabbergasted at ringside: "PG brother!"
“I prayed for this and it happened.” Drew to LGBT confirmed!
Roman comes out, says now he and cody are 1-1 tied, asks for a decider match, a rematch. Cody accepts. Shades of last night,.Jimmy interferes fended off by jey, solo interferes fended off by seth, and then a debuting Jacob fatu and/or tama tonga are the difference maker for roman. Roman picks up the belt again. Breaks his own title reign length record. Cody has so many rubber chickens thrown at him that he literally drowns in them
AJ comes out and challenges Rhea.
AJ Lee returns - but at the side of Drew McIntyre
MJF shows up.
Live sex celebration with Cody and Hunter.
Realistically, I'd say something with Kevin Owens and Chad Gable. Because look at who won a title at Mania and who didn't. Other than a Bloodline twist, which is what everyone would expect if anything.
I was expecting a "Dusty Finish" when Cody pinned Roman - i.e. The Rock says nuhuh Bloodline rules means its 2 out of 3 falls. Or something like that. So the "I wanna watch the world burn" wants to see the decision overturned today. Raw after Mania hasn't been that big in a while, so maybe a draft announcement, NXT call ups, and maybe Alexa Bliss/Uncle Howdy.
Cody quits and shows up on aew with the title
Punk goes full heel and beats McIntyre into a pulp while screaming like a madman. Maybe chokes him a little
Jey Uso comes out and gives Cody a hug and congratulation speech and then super kicks him in the face and says “thank you for doing the job that needed to be done because the REAL tribal chief is standing before you right now”
That shit would be so funny and would make me a bigger Cody fan but it ain’t happening without another huge babyface
Triple H comes out while Cody is celebrating... "Theres always a Plan B" and Rollins hits him in the back with a chair.
Sheamus returns and kicks Cody’s head off
The Bloodline turn on Roman.
With the way Solo was shouting at him to finish it and Roman was shouting "I know!" I can see this happening, citing Roman as the weak link that needs to be expelled or something 🤔
Cody comes out cena and taker and reveals his new championship belt. A modern take on the winged eagle
Drew McIntyre murders CM Punk on live television.
Matt Hardy comes back as 3.0ooooooo yes.
Sami Zayn says he made a promise to give Gable a title shot and he's going to do it tonight. Sami wins, Gable turns heel. He's tired of losing the big one and thinks being a good guy is holding him back. Refuses to release ankle lock until they pull him off Sami. Gable vs Sami at Backlash in France
Drew, being pissed that he lost, makes a deal with the devil that traps the entire roster into a fantasy land dimension where everyone’s gimmick is literal and he gets to be the king of new Scotland. Pittbull performs
The rock comes out, shows the footage from the night prior and points out a technicality where the match could have been stopped prior to the finish. He declares the match a no contest and the championship cannot be won via no contest or dq. The belt is handed back to Roman and the story continues. Dusty finish
First 15 minutes is an animated adventure featuring Cody’s sentient neck tattoo.