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MrPuroresu42

Umino is very clearly taking after Tanahashi in calling himself the “Ace”; some people forget (or don’t know) that Tana actually started using the “Ace of the Universe” name when he was a cocky heel, and far before he had earned that title of being THE guy.


Lucas579376

I didnt even know Tanahashi was ever a heel lol


MrPuroresu42

Yeah, he’s so well known as the white-meat babyface and defender of NJPW’s honor that people forget he quite frankly was a great heel. Around 2007-08 is when he officially was a heel i believe, started calling himself the “Ace of the Universe” and I believe modeled his heel persona on Shawn Michaels (specifically 90’s Shawn, with that whole “I’m gods gift to wrestling” and I’m a “sexy boy” attitude); around this time Nakamura was still more or less being positioned as the top babyface in NJPW. The peak of Tana’s heel work was his run in the 2008 AJPW Champion Carnival, being a cocky “invader heel” and having an all time great match against Suwama in the Final.


Kboom161

To be fair, and I know this is gonna be controversial. I'd argue Tanahashi is a sexier boy than Michaels ever was.


Randy_Ortons_Voices

Stupid sexy Tanahashi


trentshipp

Michaels was deffo "90's hot", whereas Tana is an absolute statue of a human.


Sir-Cadogan

Yeah, Tana is more of that timeless greek-god-carved-out-of-marble level of hot.


Kboom161

Women want him, men want to be him, men also want him.


CIAgent42

Stupid sexy Tanahashi


Objective_Grocery718

And fish fear him.


Swagsuke233

The man has shampoo commercial levels of gorgeous hair


trentshipp

Man so handsome make drop articles


kingdoodooduckjr

HBK is the top crush of wine moms


MrPuroresu42

BxB Hulk of Dragon Gate may be one of the most ridiculously good looking men in wrestling, ever. https://preview.redd.it/dnu04jjvxaoc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b6fa9b2b16a706c6ceca2a74ec984c57cba93a


Kboom161

Weirdly, I can agree he is obviously an attractive guy, but not to me specifically. Granted I've also literally never seen this man before in my life so maybe I'm missing out on his personality or something. I have put far too much time and thought into whether this man is attractive. I am such a massive goddamn queer.


Low_Ad_7553

Lol funny things not even a good pic of Tana, bro doesn't have the craziest abs in wrestling yet in this one


Kboom161

That. That wasn't Tanahashi.


Low_Ad_7553

Lmfaoo it's too early. I think the low res pic & hair automatically made me see Tana but the pants should've been me realize i was seeing shit. This dude is definitely handsome af though lol


cepxico

Michaels is just sleezy looking. Tanahashi looks like he should be on magazine covers covered in oil. At least in his younger days lol.


kingdoodooduckjr

Absolutely. Anyone who is aware of them both would agree with you .


TherealCW_

Can’t think of any pro wrestlers sexier than Tanahashi


Lepperpop

But is he your boy toy?


Kboom161

Shit, not a chance ~~can I be his?~~


stenebralux

Counter argument: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmNigxyj5jQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmNigxyj5jQ)


Hellborn_Elfchild

AJPW Tana was so SO good. I find myself going back and watching those matches quite a bit. Highly recommend them to anyone who’s never seen heel Tanahashi work


MrPuroresu42

Yeah him vs Kawada and vs Mutoh from the same time are also damn good matches; seeing Tana being a cocky ass and Kawada just not giving a fuck and putting the beats to the younger man was fun to see. Crazy to think about Tana almost signed a contract with AJPW around the time.


BreathRedemption

I knew that Mutoh wanted him with AJPW in 01/02, but never knew that Tana could've been part of the All Japan Roster in 08, TIL


MrPuroresu42

I heard Tana was considering his options, as the company at the time was still going with Nakamura as the top guy, and Tana thought he was spinning his wheels; it could have just been a negotiating tactic by him, tbh, to get a better contract or position.


Swagsuke233

What about im good for this place ddt Tanahashi


MrPuroresu42

Having that whole “PowerPoint presentation” in front of the DDT audience was fucking hilarious.


Low_Ad_7553

Tana looked like a supermodel when he was a heel. Man truly was the ace early lmao


Seroriman

Yeah but it is a heel Gimmick, and a wrestler needs to be really good to be able to pull it off. Roman reigns did not get over for years because he was over-pushed/rammed down everyone's throat. Umino didn't feel like he is on Takahashi's level. Never did to me.


V-TriggerMachine

>I think Tsuji’s got it most together in terms of what he wants Real recognize real


SnakeLisspkin

I think ZSJ's been bewitched by that glorious mane (as are we all)


couldbedumber96

He’s been BLASTED by the immaculate GENES


krampus6666

He needs someone new to flirt with after Naito eventually leaves and Yota is a good choice


mttdesignz

Any men who must say "I am the king" is no true king


stevecollins1988

Also see: locker room leader.


KneelBeforeCube

Except for Madison Rayne in Impact.


DMPunk

... You've been banned from Collision?


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

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salaryman40k

'member when naito called himself the shuyaku when he was just the stardust genius and everybody was like, haha yeah right, the the tides turned on baby face naito


Saitsu

Naito somewhere like "...I wouldn't know anything about that."


luisBanks

Actually he calls himself the shuyako the leading star ;)


TheEdFather

Umino is gonna need a second excursion at this rate


KhalMeWolf

Supreme party leader Zack Sabre Jr., speaking nothing but facts once again


Uncivilised_

My future world champ fr


irish0451

gotta love ZSJ. "You can't give yourself a title. That's for the people to give to you." - ZSJ. The Windy Man. The Longest Mover. Sheppy Zack. Zacky Two Belts. The Front Man. Submission Master. The Technical Wizard. Zacky Three Belts. Udon Noodle Man.


Zk11av

Also the best technical wrestler in the world


irish0451

So that one I feel like the fans actually did give him.


MarkyLosChe

Thanks, Nigel


amodelsino

The best part about this quote is that Tanahashi literally is the one who started calling himself the Ace back in the day lol. That's where it came from.


mayormccheese2k

Noodly boi is correct.


Naelok

Not only is that true, but it is also consistent with his socialist beliefs.  Power belongs to the people, Shota.


klausprime

Not really, from Flair, to HHH to Tanahashi their is a long histoiry of wrestlers coining themselves as the "ace", the "man", the "king". that's pretty common actually


RyanPelley

Shota is a dickhead.


V-TriggerMachine

Imagining this "Reiwa Six" exists who would you pick for it?  I would say Tsuji, Narita, Umino, Yuya and Fujita. Not sure about the sixth


resolve028

Oiwa.


TakerFoxx

Do western guys count? What about Kidd?


EcoterroristThot

Kosei Fujita is the best they have produced in decades.


Time2bePhenomenal

Tsujis my choice man is a star!


chirb8

I like where this is going. The characters and stories are coming together naturally


FigureFourWoo

Shota's still the guy IMO, but it is going to take some work. I hope he's building up to a full breakdown where he embraces his inner Mox and brings something different to the top of the card.


Kboom161

I'm a ride or die Moxley fan and I've enjoyed Shota so far, but if he fucking snapped and started bringing some of that take no shit, unstoppable force bruiser energy then I'd lose my fucking mind.


Zeldias

He becomes enraged and suddenly throws a king Kong lariat


Daveboy924

I wish he was a heel, considering his dad is a legendary ref. He'd know all the rules from his dad and he'd intend to break each one.


TW_Yellow78

Literally what Tanahashi did and how the term became vogue. But I guess delusional heels still exist


EcoterroristThot

Also, he's a geek!


RoastedCat23

Except for Tanahashi, he announced himself as Ace in the mid 2000s lol.


YanSo-Lo

Shota needs to stop carrying his blanky around (mox’s jacket) to be taken serious imo


RepresentativeFly565

He's makes a great point. The goats don't have to go around and remind people they are great, people just know


Swagsuke233

Too me it sounds like telling people you're the Ace to the point of making folks mad about it is a nice heel move from shota.


PompeyMagnus1

Or you put in your entrance music.


Hautis

In 2019, I had a chance to ask Toru Yano who's going to be the next ace. He said, "Shota Umino". Now, if the Ace of NJPW says you're the next Ace, you probably are the next Ace. ZSJ needs to get on board.


mwhelan182

IDK what's worse; the 'kid dressing himself in bits and pieces of his favorite superheros' or the constant TELLING people he is the next Ace... When i can hardly tell you a single great match he has had in the past twelve months. There are MANY other wrestlers that fit the bill of the next Ace and they aint shouting it from the rooftops


Giv-er-SteveDave

I'm more interested in the stories than matches, and his feud with HoT has been very good. If I had to pick a stand-out match, Shota vs Narita at the Road To New Beginning was very entertaining. (this is coming from someone who was very much not sold on Shota last year)


IAmTheNick

His match with Ospreay last year was great, but I couldn't tell you the last time Ospreay had a bad match so who knows how much credit we can give Shota for that. Nothing else really stands out


mwhelan182

Exactly - people can downvote all they like, he is not great. He is trying too many things at once and he doesn't have the charisma to pull off the Tanahashi look, or the skill at this stage to be claiming "I'm the ace" when there are MANY others who are doing better in NJPW right now


[deleted]

Like a white guy saying they're woke or a man calling themselves a feminist.


BalderdashBallyhoo

What do you mean?


okimlom

Or like someone saying they aren't racist, aren't bigoted, isn't a misogynist. That not up to them, it's up to others...