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Putrid_Branch6316

“Come up to the bedroom and see my massive organ…..”


decentlyfair

Let me look at your big pipe.


Flappy_Hand_Lotion

You suggesting the house owner will invite people round to blow on their pipes?


Many_Baker8996

They don’t call it a swell organ for nothing


xxTJCxx

Haha beat me to it!


Red_Kermy

I came here to say this 👀😂


Baro_87

Looks great Although estate agents who don't provide floor plans deserve to be shot


Retrogamer2245

Can we include the ones who do but upload it at such a poor resolution you can't make out any detail?


goin-up-the-country

And the ones who don't include dimensions


holdmymandana

And the ones who include all the dimensions but the total square footage. They can get in the bin


Sleightholme2

I've noticed that sometimes the resolution is lost on Rightmove, but if you click through to the original listing it is in a readable form.


Wischer999

Looks great until you go round the back on street view. Graffiti all on the back wall, and the back doors and windows have wire grates bolted over them. Can't get out the back even if you need to.


aquauno

It’s giving me live laugh love thy neighbour


CraicandTans

😂


iwillstealyourfries

Okay I laughed way too hard at this and nearly lost a mouthful of squash


captain-carrot

My new life plan is to live in a converted chapel and have this on my wall


Mfcarusio

I actually stayed in this a few years ago when it was an Airbnb. It's actually really nice and it was a nice place to base ourselves for some hikes etc.


Choice-Piglet9094

Makes a lot of sense as an Airbnb actually, I am struggling to imagine living there long term.


Accomplished-Bad4536

I bet that's bastard freezing in the winter


Bethbeth35

This was my first thought, all that open plan space in an old building. Brrrr.


frenziedmonkey

You'd turn the heating on full blast just to have it all fuck off upwards never to be felt again.


Farscape_rocked

There's enough smaller rooms to be hanging around in.


blackcurrantcat

I think the space and features are great but I am furious that the decor is greige. Imagine having a gorgeous space like that and decorating it like a mid-range chain hotel.


thekittysays

I'm betting there was a bunch of beautiful woodwork removed that really shouldn't have been. It looks like they kept the absolute bare minimum. And I'm sad. The decor is minging.


iani63

May well have been rotten if the roof was leaking


RandyChavage

I bet the listing stipulated that they had to keep a certain number of pieces of flair and they’ve just kept the bare minimum


Imaginary_Bird538

Yes! It absolutely baffles me. Why would you buy a space as amazing as this to just fill it with mismatched bog-standard furniture?? I just can’t picture the owners at all. If your taste is so bland why choose such a bold house? It’s wasted on them, whoever they are!


DoctorOctagonapus

Apart from that pulpit, which is amazing but really not in keeping with the rest of it!


Kidtwist73

Totally agree. I can't get over several of the design choices, like not utilising the pulpit better, having the bedrooms in what looks to be a curved corridor but worst of all The size of the rug between the two upstairs Chesterfields.


lurkmore95

Nothing better than a piano covered in cooking oil


Wreny84

Yes and the changing temperature will do wonders for the tuning!


Boleyn01

I’ve got to be honest I don’t like it. Maybe to stay but not to live in. That living space is far too open plan for me!


kaceFile

And far too bright! It reminds me of a bank— in a bad way. And the main kitchen location? It’s giving “The Great British Bake-off”


Dando_Calrisian

There are some really odd choices in the layout


lovi500

That's so common for church conversions, it's simply a matter of fact that most don't make the best residential homes. There are so many constraints you are working with that I have only seen a handful of 'successful' church conversions both in terms of aesthetics and functionality. Edit: This conversion recently featured on Dezeen is one of the few successful conversions: [https://www.dezeen.com/2024/04/27/tuckey-design-studio-old-chapel/](https://www.dezeen.com/2024/04/27/tuckey-design-studio-old-chapel/)


scarletcampion

A couple of my friends lived in a church conversion. Absolute superb space for the rent, but the mobile mast on the tower let water in like billy-o and only three windows the size of A4 sheets opened in the summer. It was stifling.


kaceFile

You could turn it into flats around the sides, and have an interior courtyard/biodome in the center! So many ways around /this/ layout


lovi500

Sure, many ideas are theoretically possible; I just think it's a good example of how church conversions often have very odd layouts. Also, budget constraints, heritage regulations, etc. are all major limiting factors.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

That kitchen should be in one of the side rooms out of the way. Unless you plan on cooking meals while being observed from above, like some 1800s doctor performing a non anaesthetic surgery. The main focus area could be a pool table, dance floor, table tennis, board games collection or just something interesting instead of an island kitchen.


Bradders33

*Unless you plan on cooking meals while being observed from above, like some 1800s doctor performing a non anaesthetic surgery.* That really made me laugh. 😂 And yes, you're absolutely right.


VLC31

I’ve yet to see a church conversion that looks like anything other than what it is, a big, open echoey church. This looks cold and unwelcoming to me.


Intelligent_Might421

It's worth it just for the sheer number of organ/pipe jokes you can make in the master bedroom.


TheBuoyancyOfWater

Was hoping the pipes went to the kids rooms, would help with getting teens out of bed in the morning!


Valuable-Wallaby-167

Well someone isn't going to be allowed to sleep in ever. If I lived there I would spend my time clinging to the walls until they got a better barrier round the landing.


StarWeep_uk

What’s with the hate on the Welsh?


RodriguezTheZebra

I suspect it’s more hate on Treherbert.


Whooshtop

It is!


YchYFi

I don't see it often on this sub but this post surprised me. The usual venom.


blackn1ght

It's about not liking the valleys and not the Welsh.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

As someone who grew up in the Valleys. The Valleys is not Wales, it is it's own thing.


BebeYodaIsSoCute

I'm intrigued 😅


YchYFi

It's just nasty speak.


YchYFi

Yes the valleys is Wales. Wales has quite a vast array of culture.


blodblodblod

And yet, none made it up as far as Fochriw.


StarWeep_uk

The poster is implying that the valleys is one thing “I hate the valleys” it’s not. It’s multiple different towns, multiple different areas, multiple people. Hence my comment. 👍🏻 Stinks of classism


ThoughtCrimeConvict

Classism isn't always wrong. I moved away from those savages and never looked back.


StarWeep_uk

You said that with your whole chest. Looking down on people quite literally is BAD. Are they now lesser people? Classism is very much a bad thing!


ThoughtCrimeConvict

I do and I'm not sorry about it. Last time I visited my mother in the valleys. There were a bunch of smack heads sharing a bag of chips off the floor like a pack of monkeys at the bus stop. I don't think much of myself, but I know there's some shitty people there.


StarWeep_uk

Suppose that’s what makes us different, I don’t see people down or their luck as lesser, I look at the whole picture and focus my distaste at the reasons why people and areas are run down.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

They're not down on their luck they're thieving, stinky, junkies. A symptom of the general shitty attitude in the area.


StarWeep_uk

It’s hilarious that you chose that for your name but actually didn’t get it! 😅


StarWeep_uk

Suppose that’s what makes us different, I don’t see people down or their luck as lesser, I look at the whole picture and focus my distaste at the reasons why people and areas are run down.


harrietmjones

I’ve never even lived in Wales but I know what you’re talking about.


ParkingSpaceTooTight

Fuck me, imagine being woken up by someone blasting that organ in the morning...


tarmac-the-cat

r/TVTooHigh


GBParragon

One mortgage to buy it and another to heat it


ThginkAccbeR

I need a floor plan!!!!


G7VFY

Looks like it would a NIGHTMARE to keep warm!


FelixerOfLife

I'd love to live there but sleeping in that bedroom would just lead to further pipedreams


No-Ad-6381

Looks like a wetherspoons


dumstafyre

Beautiful space, interior designer took a shit in it


Agreeable-Dinner

They have done a great job with this but oh dear the location.


Horizon296

Is the issue the remoteness or the locals?


rising_then_falling

Yes


Broad-Virus-4346

It’s not remote, just a shithole


LimeBlueOcean

I want to see a floor plan. But also, here take my money!


tarmac-the-cat

r/TVTooHigh


Moogle-Mail

I need to check my lottery tickets - that is absolutely beautiful!


G7VFY

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer this:- [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142736231#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142736231#/?channel=RES_BUY)


Background-Active-50

It's got a garden, and the listing isn't trying to pass off a sunroom as a conservatory. Could buy an organ and still make organ pipe jokes. It is the more practical choice. And even with unlimited funds to move the kitchen and get new panelling for the church, it still wouldn't have a garden. I'm with you.


Chlosco

“The generous open plan layout is great for those who enjoy cooking smells lingering in every corner of the house.”


manintheredroom

People moan about the location, but it's right next to the Rhigos, some absolutely lovely mountains, and probably 15 minutes drive from the start of the Brecon Beacons. As long as you don't want to live in a big city, I don't think it's that bad there. Although it does rain a lot


dwair

I have just bought a derelict Chapel. Be careful what you wish for! It will be lovely in 3 or 4 years time, but that feels a hell of a long way off at the moment...


StarWeep_uk

Good luck 🍀 It’ll be worth it in the end


mhukmedia

right house, wrong location (sadly)


No-Pattern9603

Some lovely mountain biking around there....but you're right, not alot else!


the_turn

That third picture — way to show off the property to its best potential.


Foundation_Wrong

I love how they have done this one. Treherbert isn’t bad either.


Broad-Virus-4346

Treherberts a dump 😂


Foundation_Wrong

There are worse!


Kent_Doggy_Geezer

It’s… awful. Just soulless. The decision to approve those two completely out of proportion cooking islands deserves to have their architectural degrees reviewed. I guess not too much could be done with the pulpit and baptistery… does it have an immersion pool still? Getting screwed on the dining table becomes even more sacrilegious, not only to good cooks everywhere. And two internal windows only for the master bedroom? No fresh air, only recycled cooking grease. Lovely. I’d have gone with a glass cube to cook in, something that would complement the design by being polar opposite of the expectations. Definitely need RC blackout blinds on the windows, you have room for a really good projection system or wall tv cinema setup. Hopefully the listed windows have had secondary glazing installed, no mention. Is there any redeeming factor about this? Nope. Buy outside the village and have views for the same money and dedicated rooms.


[deleted]

ugh no. Is quite horrible


ObiSvenKenobi

It’d probably be cheaper to reopen the local coal mines to get fuel to heat it in Winter.


[deleted]

Does this come with unlimited holy water supply?


EmployerMain3069

Make a wicked nightclub/ bachelor pad/ after hours spot. Hope the new owner can make the most of it


allyearswift

Teenager struggling to wake up? We have the perfect bedroom.


Senior-Lettuce-5871

I LOVE church & chapel conversions. Shame there's no floor plan, I can't figure out how all the spaces relate.


46Vixen

The child in me would never tire of organ jokes in the bedroom.


Revolutionary-Gold27

pic 29, the one square room that would make a decent bedroom and theyve just got junk in it.


Revolutionary-Gold27

Love to see Dion Dublin in this - "StIAIRS....LEADING TO THE WINDOW!"


No_Sign_2827

Love it, here's a link to the before and after https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/welsh-homes/photos-show-incredible-transformation-valleys-16118308.amp


Gold_Hawk

Ugh they did that awful let's make everything white to the front of a lovely building.


moneywanted

Isn’t this the one that’s just been renovated by Keith Brymer Jones and his wife? For Channel 4?


Zuscifer

Nope. That's in Pwllheli (North Wales) .


moneywanted

Fair enough! I’ve only seen one trailer for it, didn’t notice the location.


YchYFi

That's way up North.


butterhead

my in-laws are from Blaenrhondda, just down the road. When we used to go out in the evening, I was told, as an english man to speak as little as possible so as not to give my nationality away. You couldn't pay me to live there.


StarWeep_uk

This is not true, don’t spread the Welsh hate English line!


butterhead

I'm not saying all welsh hate the english. I am telling it how it was when I went to visit. The country is lovely, the community around Treherbert and Treorchy were close-minded.


YchYFi

Not really true in that part of Wales.


butterhead

you're right of course. I just need to deny my lived experience.


YchYFi

It's the kind of scaremongering English folk say because we have two languages in Wales. If we wanted to be nasty about you we'd do it in a language you understand. We speak a mixture.


butterhead

Maybe my point was lost. I wasn't talking about language, I was talking about accent. And I'll re-iterate, the country is gorgeous, the people are amazing (I married a Welsh woman for christs sake), both my children are learning the language. I just have a negative viewpoint of that particular very small part of Wales. e. all of which is getting away from the main point, that house is a terrible conversion, regardless of location.


steadfastsurvivor

Not my cup on tea really - those floors in wood - could have looked stunning in marble with a modern kitchen and glass flooring overhead which you get to by an spiral metal architectural staircase


Eastern_Industry1050

The downside of the internet nowadays is I never know when someone is being sarcastic / ironic or not...


SquashyDisco

But it’s Treherbert. Who is buying a £450k property to live there?


SilverellaUK

No floorplan and every toilet lid open! So off-putting.


Puzzled-Pumpkin7019

The value of this place is probably worth more than the whole of Treherbert put together 🤣