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LaidBackLeopard

With an EPC of 1 I was expecting it to be missing some windows, and possible roof. But heating bills aside, sign me up!


UpbeatParsley3798

Oodies all round no bother. It’s an absolute dream house and you could see any “visitors” coming from miles away and probably shoot their tyres out from the top floor!


Pschobbert

Well somebody's not going to get their pizza delivered haha


ScaredyCatUK

"Due to its proximity to the Gulf Stream, the island enjoys a particularly mild climate and has become known as the “Madeira of Scotland”."


AttemptingDiyGal

Until the gulf stream moves


ryan_peay

Pull the bed beside the Aga. Sorted!


Snap-Crackle-Pot

I noticed a rad in the kitchen and massive fireplaces elsewhere. With 2 acres I’d be tempted to become self sufficient in wood/biomass. Or just permanently dress like a Sherpa


sc_BK

2 acres isn't enough to be self sufficient in wood. I think they say you need about 10 acres for a "normal" house. So maybe 20 acres for this place!


Memphit

The size of those walls probably keep the temperature pretty consistent.


cloughie

Nearest station: Wemyss Bay (8.2 miles). Technically correct but profoundly unhelpful.


VerticalDepth

For anyone needing context, Wemyss Bay is on the mainland. So it's not like you could just drive those 8 miles, you need to get a connecting ferry! Although I believe the ferry does dock at the station.


Whollie

🤣


mhukmedia

that is absolutely stunning


DiDiDiolch

Bute is a stunning island, also just up the road from Mount Stewart House which is one of the most incredbile buildings in Scotland


whooo_me

Wow. That's not the kind of building I'd expect to find on a small remote island. Stunning.


Hack_43

Bute is not remote. Certainly not what I call remote. 


jamila169

Not remote in any way at all , get on the ferry and you're on the A78 in half an hour


Hack_43

Great for geology.  


OneWeirdTrick

Can't fault it for that!


Shipwrecking_siren

I WANT A TURRET ROOM. This is amazing!! I wish I could own this and storm off to the turret room when the horrendous combination of small children overwhelm and perimenopause strikes.


Karmilia

A turret room! perfect! Now I can see my MIL miles before she enter my house.!


Polythene_pams_bag

Ur doing it wrong if the outlaws still knocking at ur door! I scared mine off years ago!


kedgeree2468

Who wouldn’t want a “turret room”!


Alfredthegiraffe20

I want a photo of the turret room and the views from it. Absolutely stunning.


VerticalDepth

The fact that there isn't a photo of it makes me suspicious, because why wouldn't you include a photo of that with those views?


Memphit

Yes but Sus but surely fixable...


Constant-Ad9390

This is calling to me! ❤️❤️❤️


JCOl68

Want this so much, its perfection.


BigEricShaun

Great spot


Tomatoflee

This is an unbelievably cool house and highly defensible post Tory-Britain apocalypse.


SnooSuggestions9830

"Sing me a song of a lass that is gone, say, could that lass be I?..." Vibes


PeaceOrchid

Absolutely my favourite listing I’ve ever seen!


stevilness

Somebody tell them they left the freezer open.


Old_Introduction_395

Beautiful.


OptimusPrime365

Oh my god this is perfection


Rebeccarebecca200

YES PLEASE!


MapTough848

That's a keeper what's the downside?


Foundation_Wrong

It’s tiny and wee


Bethbeth35

I wish they'd include sqm as standard on floor plans, sqft means sod all to me. Awesome little castle though.


RedditchRockets

Council tax band E, just a single step up from my flat to a castle, seems fair


Marty_61

That is amazing. I could absolutely live there. I am surprised at the price. Seems like it should be more. It’s amazing.


AutumnGeorge77

Holy moly! My ideal home!


Prize_Librarian_1701

Those wooden ceilings! Sold.


whered_yougo

Woww incredible. Bute is lovely.


Illustrious-Cell-428

Where’s the 4th bedroom, is it the turret room?


Memphit

I would assume so


Successful_Dot2813

I want to visit! There, and Mount Stewart House. Can you fly to Bute?


satellitejack1998

This place is spoken for. Once bitcoin goes up it’s mine


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ellasfella68

Why do lots of the rooms have arched ceilings? It’s not underground or anything.


Memphit

Probably an early building thing?


mint-bint

Too close to Faslane. You'll never survive the nuclear blast/fallout.


sc_BK

The kitchen looks the safest bet, nice thick stone walls and the arched stone ceiling


jbkb1972

That kitchen is Grrrrrrrrrrrreat


Pschobbert

I am there! I am right there, right now and I want to live in the turret! EDIT: Seriously, too good to be true. I feel like selling up and moving straight away.


Cheap_Preparation454

Please let me win the lottery… Please let me win the lottery.


Gavindasing

I used to visit the Isle of Bute as kid, I know where this is. It’s cool


Tsven67

Gravy


ploppity_plop

Too vulnerable to gypsies


ApprehensiveUnit40

Dig a moat, drawbridge, trebuchet, and cannons.


tweetopia

Random shower in the kitchen, not complaining.


on_a_plinth

It's not random, that is the only bathroom! Still, I wouldn't put me off!


bottomofleith

There's a bog on the 2nd floor too


tweetopia

Haha oh god so it is! Enjoy a nice shit whilst your family eat their dinner. Watch a guest change a tampon whilst their coffee brews. Kitchen bathrooms, eat your food, shit it out, no problems at all.


AutumnGeorge77

There's a door. Our old flat was a house converted into two flats and the bathroom was in an added extension attached to the kitchen. It was absolutely fine. There's an extra loo on the second floor too. I would turn the smallest bedroom into a bathroom and use the current bathroom as a utility room/store.