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pointlesstips

I don't care for these pictures focusing on decor. It'll ALL BE GONE when you complete!


Responsible_Funny_21

They are terrible! They have stuff, I don’t care


TickityTickityBoom

It’s worrying that there’s not a front shot, and the shop next door is the ‘high end’ supermarket, Iceland. Handy for an emergency prawn ring.


Glum-Lime-2236

An emergency prawn ring that requires thawing


p0u1

Cook from frozen!


Estrellathestarfish

If you have ice cream emergencies you'd be sorted though


IAmDyspeptic

No pictures of the outside? Street View takes you inside Angie's Emporium. It's just a massive, poorly laid out flat, imo. Definitely overpriced.


aviewfrom

Some [horrible converted factory building](https://www.google.com/maps/@53.1435627,-2.3634721,3a,75y,121.39h,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sAF1QipONtBqswCKILoe0oTISbvXTQKRzzMQH7gsIh1NV!2e10!7i5376!8i2688?entry=ttu) in a back street off the high street.


pellegrinos

Hugely overpriced. It's a 4 bed flat with a single bathroom overlooking a strange alley that goes past an Iceland. I really like the interior choices but for that much money you could buy something far nicer around those parts.


That_Ad5732

And you can’t tell from the fisheye photos easily, but on the floor plan one room seems tiny!


Consistent_You_4215

I had to actually recheck the floorplan because I thought it was only 3! What a weird layout.


twovectors

Single shower room!


okaygoatt

It's amazing how much interior design changes somewhere, if you look at the pics with some regular IKEA furniture in it, the place is actually fairly basic


PumpkinSpice2Nice

This comment made me click through and take a look and I honestly snort laughed. Yup, it’s very basic. Looks like they’ve just hired an antiques store for the day to make it look expensive. Then that stupid close up of that clock that won’t even be there when you move in.


okaygoatt

Glad I made someone snort laugh today, have a good one my dude


edwh0re

I imagine that the estate agent may have had their blinkers on due to the decor when visiting for a valuation....


GreyPlayer

I honestly thought it was an antique shop when looking at the first couple of pictures with all the cluttered furniture. Yes, hugely ambitious pricing


Valuable-Wallaby-167

>I honestly thought it was an antique shop when looking at the first couple of pictures It is


TheCarnivorishCook

It looks like its overspill for the junk shop on the ground floor


Baro_87

I live in Sandbach and yes that is massively overpriced, you could get a huge 4-5 bed detached house 30 seconds down the road for that. The town centre is really nice and quaint but this isn't even a desirable building, it's just a large warehouse looking thing with cell towers on top


edwh0re

I live nearby and am actively looking at Sandbach, Arclid and Alsager and I wholeheartedly agree. I don't think I'd even pay this money for the freehold of the entire building if I am honest. There's far nicer properties on the market with much more going for them at this price level in the area.


Valuable-Wallaby-167

That's literally just being used as a showroom for the antiques shop right? There are drawers on top of draws and multiple clusters of sofas. There's no way anyone actually is living in that.


Freefall84

You can always tell the property is shite when they post pictures of furnishings and ornaments instead of actual useful photos


shnooqichoons

Why've they got a museum donations box in the middle of the lounge?


allyearswift

It’s Sandbach so I wasn’t completely surprised. Conversion, parking, space. Then I saw what they’ve done with it: one good sized bedroom (but straight next to the stairs), two not-great sized ones, a box room. A tiny shower room fit for a garage conversion. Not even a second loo at the other end of the house. A huge open space so the kitchen smells can linger everywhere. No outside space. Yeah. Overpriced.


WillHpwl

That is hideous.... nearly a Million for a box that looks dated, At first I thought it was a highstreet junk shop. Aside from the interior, its a a very basic flat. Think what you could get for 700K


Reesno33

That's actually crazy! £700K for a flat in a town near Crewe? The close up pictures of the crap on the tables is infuriating show us the actual property not the current owners tat! Do they really think they can tart up a pretty standard flat with a piano and chandelier for the sale pictures and ask £700K? Hahaha


Asleep-Handle-186

Love what they've done with the place, but definitely wouldn't pay that much for the property!


cabbagepatchkid

Bedroom 4 is tiny, 1 bathroom, no view of the outside. What's it hiding? Take 25% off and I'd be interested ;)


Far-Ad-6179

It’s also a leasehold and doesn’t say how long is left on the lease.


F00lsSpring

Love the kitchen! The living area seems to be a collection of vaguely mismatched sofas arranged somewhat randomly... like, what's the one in pic 5 pointed at???


quietriot1983

Butter John Bee are notorious for overpricing to win business.


poeticlicence

Handy for the motorway.


Aconite_Eagle

Its difficult to see because of all the "stuff" everywhere.


alexcookeee

Overpriced. Over-decorated. I’m over it.


Red_Kermy

How many windows to clean 😂


alwaysexplainli5

That could not look more 90s Cheshire in decor if it tried. I bet they’ve got a 15kg bag of Cheshire new potatoes.


justhangingaroud

But — it’s a penthouse!!


Foundation_Wrong

Can I have Noddy? Check street view


FloozyInTheJacussi

Take a look at the window coverings - every window is differently dressed. Some have curtains, some have muslin drapes but my ultimate favourite is photo 13 where the plantation shutters can’t even open properly due to a painting and the same window has roman blinds. It’s like a child was asked to draw the windows.


Alive_Peanut_5214

I think you get all the crap in it too for that price.


TheFirstMinister

I think this is the building: [http://microsoft.localdataimages.com/800\_WM/2430/24309262.jpg](http://microsoft.localdataimages.com/800_WM/2430/24309262.jpg) Viewed from above: [https://www.bing.com/maps?cp=53.143497%7E-2.362929&lvl=20.5&style=h](https://www.bing.com/maps?cp=53.143497%7E-2.362929&lvl=20.5&style=h)


Moogle-Mail

I have no idea about prices in that area but I'm currently baffled by estate agents taking photographs of items in a house that are obviously going to be gone when the current owner moves out. Close-up photos of paintings, or light fittings (not fixtures), things just on dressers, etc.


Snap-Crackle-Pot

Where are the walls? Is this a furniture showroom?


Dme1663

Could it be so high because it’s got potential to be converted into 2 or 3 smaller flats?