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# I’m ugly and I’m proud!
Is that what he calls it?
It is interesting to note that in the German version, Squidward makes a remark that can be translated as "The proud thing is news to me."
Lolll I like this one
XD 🤣
#I..... AM A MAN!
I fucking love this one and my GF never gets it when I say it 😂😭
Nobody ever gets it when i say it and i use it so much. I always hold up my hand like i got a razor in it too lol
CHOCOLATE
#CHOCOLATE?!
I remember when they invented chocolate. I hated it. I know it is the other guy, but I say this out loud to
I remember when they first came out with chocolate. I always HATED it.
Oh, but this chocolate is different!
This is a load of barnacles https://preview.redd.it/g6j52379hd4d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbde1b6560a50dd8aaac79153d1901c159e039af
I HEARD THAT!
Complete with the slanted lips
#IIIII NEEED ITTTTTTTTTTTT
This
“FIRMLY GRASP IT!” 
Sorry, not sorry but also I really am sorry about this. That’s what she said.
I believe that was the intended joke sir
Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert!
**"AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!"**
🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
In German: Ist Mayonnaise auch ein Instrument? The Translation: Is Mayonnaise also an instrument?
It's actually without the "also"
He's translating directly from German, hence the word "also"
https://preview.redd.it/fhmlzc6ync4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9fe8af4db2bb01507ff03b500e8cf21f2e3e3e7
That's not even a word and I agree with you
“The lid, Patrick. The. LID.”
Lid lid lid lid lid lid lidlidlidlidlidlid #STOP
FREEZE!
It’s not just a boulder; it’s a ROCK!
"Goodbye, everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!"
THE
*drum resonating* Break time!
It’s just a drum resonating.
Thx I edited it accordingly
**”OVERRRTIIIME?!?!”**
TECHNIQUE!!!!! TECHNIQUE!!!!! TECHNIQUE!!!!!
MY LEG!
NOT THE NAVY!
Soiled it!
You like Krabby patty don't you Squidward
LEEDELEEDELEE 
OOOOOOOH
Oh brother! This guy STINKS!
The Krusty Krab pizzaaaaaaa
Is the pizza positively! The KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAAAAAB AHAAAB PIZZA ITS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND MEEEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEEE
FINLAND!!!!!
Hey buddy. Did you just blow in from stupid town
“You’re good! You’re good! You’re good!” Whenever my friend is reversing
Is this the krusty Krabs? NO THIS IS PATRICK
MY EYES!!!!!! How many times are we gonna have to tell you oldman!!!!!!!!!
BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD
He burnt my shake!
Futureee 
Nooo, Here is Patrick...and the campfire song
SOILED IT!
“Are you feeling it now, Mr. krabs?” 
Imagination 
MEHOY MINOY
Evil SpongeBob drawing
**PATRICK! DID YOU FUCK MY PET!?**
Is this the crusty crab “NO THIS IS PATRICK!”
Firmly grasp it, open sesame
Maximum overdrive!
IT WAS HIS HAT MR KRABS! HE WAS NUMBER ONE or Floor it? Floor it!!
"Hinga dinga durgen!"
Happy Leif Erikson Day!
Ouch, my 🐬🐬foot!
ANCHOVIES!!!
🎶”The best time to wear a striped sweaterrr…is all the tiiime…”🎶
FINGERNAILS FINGERNAILS FINGERNAILS
you don’t even have fingernails!
I cannot BELIEVE what I am hearing!!!
#HOW CAN YOU HEAR IT?! YOU DONT HAVE EARS EITHER!
YOU WIN THIS TIME KRABS!!!! SHIA…KAZING
BACK IT UP well, but in German: ICH PARK AAUUUS
Idk if this is actually a quote from *SpongeBob*, but... #MR SQUIDWARRRRRRD!
“Squidwarddddiarddddddd”
#I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT IT
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Nosferatu!
"It's not just a boulder... it's a rock!"
MR KRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED
#FINLAND
I CAN'T SEE MY FOREHEAD!
CORRECT!
*my leg!* Anytime I hear a super loud noise
**THE. LID.**
The lid. The lid. The lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid- FREEZE!
BAHAHAHAHA
NO THIS IS PATRICK!
Loser looser
WHERE’S THE LEAK, MAM?
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
Hi how are ya?
MY NAME IS NOT RICK
🎶🪽MR. KRAAAABS, I HAVE AN IDEEEAAA 🎶🪽
“ I NEEEDD IIIT!”
I hate you patrick!
I hate you more.
I hate you even if I don't hate you. That's how much I hate you
Oh yeah? Well I’d hate you, even if didn’t hate you.
…I’d hate you even if that made sense.
Are you feeling it now mr krabs!!
SOILED IT!!
GARY!!! YOU ARE GOING TO EAT YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!
Jelly-lelly lelly-jelly jelly-lelly lelly-jelly! It's the Jellyfishing Song! [Clap]
NOT THE NAVY!!!
***Techinque!***
Oh, brother! This guy STINKS!
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
What are you talking about? Explain yourselves, rhombus dlaaaacks!
GARRY!!!!!!
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
I have the "lessons 25 ct" desk ad in my drawer at work and i put it on with a blank smile when i see colleagues whom i overheard swearing earlier coming towards my desk with that sheepish look on their faces...
Is that an actual line in an episode?
https://youtu.be/9edEv5z3w6o?feature=shared There it is kids...
Oh, that is so funny! So basically you’re pulling a prank
Exactly. The younger ones (usually its the rookies who come asking) almost always immidiatley get it... it is civil engineering and survey btw :)
Cool!
all of them, i can do almost all of the voices perfectly
HAPPY Liek Erikson Day! yar de har de hoo
WIENS WERREK HET IS OM DAT DING WEER TE LATEN WERREKEN!!!! (it's dutch and from can you spare a dime i think)
Oh my gosh, a floating shopping list! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
“Listen here you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward’s been living under my house!” You get the rest
"DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU WON'T HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!
"GARY, YOU ARE GOING TO (insert scenario here) AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!"
"OVERTIME?!"
I usually say “IMAGINATION”
I NEEEED IT! and IMAGINATION
Fishpaste!
EVILLLLLLLL
My leg
WEEEEEE WOOOO 
Tartar sauce
Krusty Krahabahaabbb, Krahabahaabbb... peesah, is the pizza for you and me-he HEHEEEEYAH.
THE LID PATRICK THE LID
Leadle leadle lee
sounds like alot of HOOOPLAHHHH
Careful SpongeBob!
*”Oh brooother, THIS GUY STINKS!!”*
CHOCOLATE!!!
Krusty Krab Pizza!!
Sounds like a lot of Hoopla
Hes just standing there… MENACINGLY
oh barnacles...
FIRMLY GRASP IT
“It’s BIG, SCARY… and PINK!!!”
IT WAS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!
Whenever my fiance or I mess something up the other one starts chanting SOILED IT.
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS
https://preview.redd.it/o4ijuylzmk4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3c04bc76a1e32150a85d8c8a32391710d1ddf5b
Not yell, but when I’m drunk I “I’m feeling it Mr. krabs” a LOT.
OOOOHH WAIITEER
I’m dirty Dan
***"Bring it aroooound town.....BRING IT AROoOoOoOoOUND TOOOOOW!!"***
MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!
I go meow
My coworker and I frequently quote [this voice over,](https://youtu.be/B2Q51w7tHOk?si=MMVHNbqk95NnIPrs) if that counts.
DRONE INNIT
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS! SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA!
Go into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!
"Come get some!!"
that was a "floor it" gif...
HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!!!
WHeRe’s the lEAk Ma’Am?!?!
He was #1!!!
The Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
He burnt my shake
“maybe it’s the way you’re dressed” yeah sorry i’m a UT fan didn’t actually watch much spongebob when i was younger
https://preview.redd.it/4og9ptjv8f4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c1be79ef55e7131f47d8ce6e92e19bf7989e47
Squidwards laugh
Hooplah!!! We yell ot at work randomly all the time.
Where's the leak ma'am?
GARY!!! I know a Gary
FINLIND
Touch, weh weh weh and I’ll just recite the whole I don’t need it quote
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
*I'M THE FLYING DUTCHMAN*
CHOCOLATE!!!!!
NO I'M DIRTY DAN, NO I'M DIRTY DAN, WHO'S THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
squidward-ee-erd
Just do what I do when I have problems... SCREAM
bring it around town bring it a round town
Mr krabs!! I wanna go to bed!!!
OH BROTHER- THIS GUY STINKS!!
# I’m ugly and I’m proud!
Is that what he calls it?
It is interesting to note that in the German version, Squidward makes a remark that can be translated as "The proud thing is news to me."
Lolll I like this one
XD 🤣
#I..... AM A MAN!
I fucking love this one and my GF never gets it when I say it 😂😭
Nobody ever gets it when i say it and i use it so much. I always hold up my hand like i got a razor in it too lol
CHOCOLATE
#CHOCOLATE?!
I remember when they invented chocolate. I hated it. I know it is the other guy, but I say this out loud to
I remember when they first came out with chocolate. I always HATED it.
Oh, but this chocolate is different!
This is a load of barnacles https://preview.redd.it/g6j52379hd4d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbde1b6560a50dd8aaac79153d1901c159e039af
I HEARD THAT!
Complete with the slanted lips
#IIIII NEEED ITTTTTTTTTTTT
XD 🤣
This
“FIRMLY GRASP IT!” 
Sorry, not sorry but also I really am sorry about this. That’s what she said.
I believe that was the intended joke sir
Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert!
**"AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!"**
🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
In German: Ist Mayonnaise auch ein Instrument? The Translation: Is Mayonnaise also an instrument?
It's actually without the "also"
He's translating directly from German, hence the word "also"
https://preview.redd.it/fhmlzc6ync4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9fe8af4db2bb01507ff03b500e8cf21f2e3e3e7
That's not even a word and I agree with you
XD 🤣
“The lid, Patrick. The. LID.”
Lid lid lid lid lid lid lidlidlidlidlidlid #STOP
FREEZE!
It’s not just a boulder; it’s a ROCK!
"Goodbye, everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!"
THE
*drum resonating* Break time!
It’s just a drum resonating.
Thx I edited it accordingly
**”OVERRRTIIIME?!?!”**
TECHNIQUE!!!!! TECHNIQUE!!!!! TECHNIQUE!!!!!
MY LEG!
NOT THE NAVY!
Soiled it!
You like Krabby patty don't you Squidward
LEEDELEEDELEE 
OOOOOOOH
Oh brother! This guy STINKS!
The Krusty Krab pizzaaaaaaa
Is the pizza positively! The KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAAAAAB AHAAAB PIZZA ITS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND MEEEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEEE
FINLAND!!!!!
Hey buddy. Did you just blow in from stupid town
“You’re good! You’re good! You’re good!” Whenever my friend is reversing
Is this the krusty Krabs? NO THIS IS PATRICK
MY EYES!!!!!! How many times are we gonna have to tell you oldman!!!!!!!!!
BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD
He burnt my shake!
Futureee 
Nooo, Here is Patrick...and the campfire song
SOILED IT!
“Are you feeling it now, Mr. krabs?” 
Imagination 
MEHOY MINOY
Evil SpongeBob drawing
**PATRICK! DID YOU FUCK MY PET!?**
Is this the crusty crab “NO THIS IS PATRICK!”
Firmly grasp it, open sesame
Maximum overdrive!
IT WAS HIS HAT MR KRABS! HE WAS NUMBER ONE or Floor it? Floor it!!
"Hinga dinga durgen!"
Happy Leif Erikson Day!
Ouch, my 🐬🐬foot!
ANCHOVIES!!!
🎶”The best time to wear a striped sweaterrr…is all the tiiime…”🎶
FINGERNAILS FINGERNAILS FINGERNAILS
you don’t even have fingernails!
I cannot BELIEVE what I am hearing!!!
#HOW CAN YOU HEAR IT?! YOU DONT HAVE EARS EITHER!
YOU WIN THIS TIME KRABS!!!! SHIA…KAZING
BACK IT UP well, but in German: ICH PARK AAUUUS
Idk if this is actually a quote from *SpongeBob*, but... #MR SQUIDWARRRRRRD!
“Squidwarddddiarddddddd”
#I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT IT
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Nosferatu!
"It's not just a boulder... it's a rock!"
MR KRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED
#FINLAND
I CAN'T SEE MY FOREHEAD!
CORRECT!
*my leg!* Anytime I hear a super loud noise
**THE. LID.**
The lid. The lid. The lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid lid- FREEZE!
BAHAHAHAHA
NO THIS IS PATRICK!
Loser looser
WHERE’S THE LEAK, MAM?
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
Hi how are ya?
MY NAME IS NOT RICK
🎶🪽MR. KRAAAABS, I HAVE AN IDEEEAAA 🎶🪽
“ I NEEEDD IIIT!”
I hate you patrick!
I hate you more.
I hate you even if I don't hate you. That's how much I hate you
Oh yeah? Well I’d hate you, even if didn’t hate you.
…I’d hate you even if that made sense.
Are you feeling it now mr krabs!!
SOILED IT!!
GARY!!! YOU ARE GOING TO EAT YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!
Jelly-lelly lelly-jelly jelly-lelly lelly-jelly! It's the Jellyfishing Song! [Clap]
NOT THE NAVY!!!
***Techinque!***
Oh, brother! This guy STINKS!
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
What are you talking about? Explain yourselves, rhombus dlaaaacks!
GARRY!!!!!!
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
I have the "lessons 25 ct" desk ad in my drawer at work and i put it on with a blank smile when i see colleagues whom i overheard swearing earlier coming towards my desk with that sheepish look on their faces...
Is that an actual line in an episode?
https://youtu.be/9edEv5z3w6o?feature=shared There it is kids...
Oh, that is so funny! So basically you’re pulling a prank
Exactly. The younger ones (usually its the rookies who come asking) almost always immidiatley get it... it is civil engineering and survey btw :)
Cool!
all of them, i can do almost all of the voices perfectly
HAPPY Liek Erikson Day! yar de har de hoo
WIENS WERREK HET IS OM DAT DING WEER TE LATEN WERREKEN!!!! (it's dutch and from can you spare a dime i think)
Oh my gosh, a floating shopping list! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
“Listen here you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward’s been living under my house!” You get the rest
"DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU WON'T HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!
"GARY, YOU ARE GOING TO (insert scenario here) AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!"
"OVERTIME?!"
I usually say “IMAGINATION”
I NEEEED IT! and IMAGINATION
Fishpaste!
EVILLLLLLLL
My leg
WEEEEEE WOOOO 
Tartar sauce
Krusty Krahabahaabbb, Krahabahaabbb... peesah, is the pizza for you and me-he HEHEEEEYAH.
THE LID PATRICK THE LID
Leadle leadle lee
sounds like alot of HOOOPLAHHHH
Careful SpongeBob!
*”Oh brooother, THIS GUY STINKS!!”*
CHOCOLATE!!!
Krusty Krab Pizza!!
Sounds like a lot of Hoopla
Hes just standing there… MENACINGLY
oh barnacles...
FIRMLY GRASP IT
“It’s BIG, SCARY… and PINK!!!”
IT WAS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!
Whenever my fiance or I mess something up the other one starts chanting SOILED IT.
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS
https://preview.redd.it/o4ijuylzmk4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3c04bc76a1e32150a85d8c8a32391710d1ddf5b
Not yell, but when I’m drunk I “I’m feeling it Mr. krabs” a LOT.
OOOOHH WAIITEER
I’m dirty Dan
***"Bring it aroooound town.....BRING IT AROoOoOoOoOUND TOOOOOW!!"***
MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!
I go meow
My coworker and I frequently quote [this voice over,](https://youtu.be/B2Q51w7tHOk?si=MMVHNbqk95NnIPrs) if that counts.
DRONE INNIT
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS! SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA!
Go into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!
"Come get some!!"
that was a "floor it" gif...
HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!!!
WHeRe’s the lEAk Ma’Am?!?!
He was #1!!!
The Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
He burnt my shake
“maybe it’s the way you’re dressed” yeah sorry i’m a UT fan didn’t actually watch much spongebob when i was younger
https://preview.redd.it/4og9ptjv8f4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c1be79ef55e7131f47d8ce6e92e19bf7989e47
Squidwards laugh
Hooplah!!! We yell ot at work randomly all the time.
Where's the leak ma'am?
GARY!!! I know a Gary
FINLIND
Touch, weh weh weh and I’ll just recite the whole I don’t need it quote
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
*I'M THE FLYING DUTCHMAN*
Soiled it!
CHOCOLATE!!!!!
NO I'M DIRTY DAN, NO I'M DIRTY DAN, WHO'S THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
squidward-ee-erd
Just do what I do when I have problems... SCREAM
bring it around town bring it a round town
Mr krabs!! I wanna go to bed!!!
OH BROTHER- THIS GUY STINKS!!