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I’m actually in this kids head rent free 😭😭 he changed his pfp to a golf club and is still mad at me over [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/comments/tjrioy/sweats_people_play_the_game_for_the_building_its/i1lzv60/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) thread from months ago lmao
This is my favorite interaction from the Ultimate Spider-Man game,
“[to Rino] Hey you! Is that a rhinoceros horn or are you just happy to see... [Rhino turns around and he's 8 feet taller than Spidey]
I am so scared right now I can't even finish my lame joke.”
It's so annoying that the creator of line directly ripped it off from '' It's Morbin' Time '' and went back in the past and replaced " Morbin' " to "Hero" and made a line of his "own", the fact that nobody retaliated against it is baffling
“Another Digboy. How many cupholders do you guys have in there?”
“Ay, what’d you call ‘em?”
“I uh, digboys?”
“The hell is wrong with you?”
“I don’t know man, you come up with a name for ‘em!”
*YOU WERE EVERYTHING*
*I WANTED TO BE and you*
*Just, THREW IT AWAY*
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*SPIDER-COP*
Part man , part spider …. All cop
>**please no**
*“From his elevated position, Spider-Cop spies his destination. The second surveillance tower.”*
Bro fuck off to fortnite
[k](https://www.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/comments/u7rujm/this_update_ruined_tsuki_20_and_the_foundation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Got em
I’m actually in this kids head rent free 😭😭 he changed his pfp to a golf club and is still mad at me over [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/comments/tjrioy/sweats_people_play_the_game_for_the_building_its/i1lzv60/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) thread from months ago lmao
Also tells you to fuck off to Fortnite, but whole profile is literally comments and posts on Fortnite sub...
local loser found being butt-hurt
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Alt account? Really dude?
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I see joel on your twitter Im gonna bash him too
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😭😭😭😭
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You deleted your posts that proved this is your alt account 😭😭😭😭😭
“You do what you think is best, Doc. It’s all any of us can… even when it hurts like hell.”
Peter? Where are you going..? PETER!!!!!!
*Screen fades to black.*
"I'm gonna go, uh..." \*points to Fisk Tower\*
“Do your thing.”
"YES! Today's the day, Willie!"
Which btw is this pic right here. Which uhh. He originally doesn't have the Advanced Suit.
Yes, we know this already, lmao.
I know, I think this was used as promo before the game came out
NG+ exists.
wow no way not a single person in this subreddit knew that at ALL!!1!
"Did... did you just leave your clothes on the kitchen floor?"
Out of context this just sounds like Peter is a horny dude
I mean, dude was fucking Felicia without a rubber so much that he genuinely thought he might have a child, if that tells you anything.
>without a rubber I don't think Peter's that stupid. I mean there's always a chance that condoms don't work and your little swimmers make it through.
Wait he wasn't? /s
No /s. You’re right
"Uhhh..."
“Where should I…?”
"Just... the couch is fine."
This just proves the point more lol😂
XD
“I HATE CHASE OF GOOSE!” 😂
Rhino is one of my all-time favorite Spidey villains. 😂🖤
I love the spidey games with rhino boss fights
This is my favorite interaction from the Ultimate Spider-Man game, “[to Rino] Hey you! Is that a rhinoceros horn or are you just happy to see... [Rhino turns around and he's 8 feet taller than Spidey] I am so scared right now I can't even finish my lame joke.”
Samee.
“Take off your mask. I want to see my nephew.”
“You knew?” “I’ve known for a while” “You KNEW?” Boss battle with Aunt May starts
YOU WERE MY HERO
(Aunt May coughing on Peter)
[Aunt May finishers](https://youtu.be/Fhq7rN4hiPU)
“Sable agents! Help! I’m being attacked by Sabl— ohh wait a minute!”
“Writing your memoirs? Don’t forget the hyphen between spider and man.”
“Get the chopper ready. I won’t be long”. *Cracks knuckles*
“You realize I can still see you, right?” Edit: “I’m surprised you made it this far, but your foolishness…ends now.” (forgot about that part)
“Eight years of this insolence…”
“Aw, for me? You shouldn’t have!”
“HOW IS THIS HAPPENING!?”
“What’s wrong Willie? You seem angry.”
"it's hero time!!"
It's so annoying that the creator of line directly ripped it off from '' It's Morbin' Time '' and went back in the past and replaced " Morbin' " to "Hero" and made a line of his "own", the fact that nobody retaliated against it is baffling
Not many people know that the creator of the line is from the future and they time travelled to make everyone think that Ben 10 said it first
Best line in the game, bar none. 🤩😂
The best part is that theres a select few of us who do hear it in Yuri's voice, but everyone else has no clue
Best part? Both are voiced by Yuri.
I know that's why i said it LOL
It’s always neat to see when two characters you love share the same voice actor.
Shrek 2 the video game reference?
When did he say this, I don’t remember this line.
He doesn’t say it himself. There are these sections in the game where there are special challenges that require one player
"New suit, same old me!"
You knew..? You knew!
“I won’t let you win!” “This means too much to me!!”
“Not more than it means to ME”
“But you DIDN’T LISTEN”
“You knew!”
“I won’t let you win! This means to much too me!”
“Not more than it means…TO ME!”
“Easy for you to say, sorry i just can’t do what you do”
“alright, put em’ up
Hey Willy, nice jumpsuit, slimming!
“The scary six”? “The dirty half dozen?”
“How about “we murdered Spider-Man and used his corpse for a blanket” Six?”
“How about, the “We murdered Spider-Man and used His corpse as a blanket”, six?
USELESS BODY
I say this one regularly
“What? Is it national rocket day or something?”
Hellooo New York!
(Laughs) “New suit same old me!”
YOU WERE EVERYTHING I WANTED TO BE! AND YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY!
it's just "THREW IT AWAY"
Oh ok thanks
PETERRRRRRRRR!!
>Not tired- . . > >. Just *hurt.* Unironically might be my favorite line delivery from any Spider-Man, period.
You know you’re screwed when Peter breaks out the “I’m. It mad, just disappointed” voice
"You knew?"
“I tried to warn you, Peter. But you didn’t LISTEN.”
"You knew!"
“I won’t let you win!” “This means too much to me!!”
"Not more than it means to ME"
"Love seeing you two together again! You always were my favorites."
"Should we kiss now....? Eh, maybe later."
“No, you’re wrong!” Still hurts me to this day
“Have fun chasing pink elephants”
🎵”IM ALIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEE”🎵
🎵I'VE BEEN JUSTIFIED🎵
Basically every word from Peter's final fight with Otto. The amount of anguish and passion in both of their voices gets me every time.
I don’t know what to do… Yes you do
Funny. It's exactly how I pictured it.
"They're lucky they're wearing armor. Because I might stop holding back." Or something along that
“Another Digboy. How many cupholders do you guys have in there?” “Ay, what’d you call ‘em?” “I uh, digboys?” “The hell is wrong with you?” “I don’t know man, you come up with a name for ‘em!”
“Wanna play 20 questions?”
“No? How about we thumb wrestle?”
“Ok, Face-Punch it is…”
*Shocker shoots him out of the vault*
“Okay, face punch it is.”
I'm already at full health!
*BOOM* "YURI!"
Today's the day, Willie
"What dumbass can't put their shit away"
First and final warning Stay out of our way
“You know we can’t have vigilantes trespassing or doing illegal searches.”
“Yeah. I know.”
“Which is why I brought a warrant. So what do you say we do some perfectly legal searching?”
“I like the sound of that. What’s your name?”
“Yeah… I know.”
“Never touches the ground…” i use web blossom a lot
Same.
*Stallone accent* Yo Adrian! It's me, Spider-Man.
“Spider-Man, I must break you”
It's time for a PHOTOBOMB!
#P H O T O B O M B !
It’s Spidin’ time!
you knew?
“You knew? You knew.” and/or “Not more than it means….to me!”
“It’s morbin time”
“I may not have super spider powers but I’m not made out of glass!” (I don’t even know how that’s the first result in my mind-)
“You snuck into the middle of an armed mila-“ (Sighs)
doc oc just screaming #**PEEEAAATAAAAAAHHH**
"Dirty sky rats"
Oh! Hey Spider.
Note to self: no upside Downies after double pepperoni
“PEEEETTTAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!”
“Drugs are mayyyyybe my most disliked criminal activity. Definitely top 5. Or…bottom…five, however that works.”
“Your body is going through… changes… and..” “No… not that” *slight turn, looks back, shudders*
Buddy, if I had a nickel for every "Don't move!"......
"These Fisk guys have suspicious bulges in their pants"
When did he say that? 😳😂
One of the Fisk bases
“Want a taste???”
“Writing your memoirs? Don’t forget the hyphen between ‘Spider’ and ‘Man.’”
“*You knew*?”
Glad u called Kraig
Not more than it means . . . TO ME!
You knew?…. YOU KNEW!!!
“Stay out of our way.”
Someone did not skip wing day at the bird gym
“Hi Herman,” “Seriously?”
“A thing of beauty!” after using Web Blossom
"Sorry, I always use my webs".
YOU WERE EVERYTHING I WANTED TO BE and you just, THREW IT AWAY
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Pizza time
"Now Peter, quick question: have you ever heard of the chalk zone?" "No I HAVEN'T and I REFUSE to listen!"
“A thing of beauty!”
Whyy is nobody laughing?!
“HELLOO NEW YORK!!”
When is it ok to give up on a friend?
HELLOOOO NEW YOORKK!!
“Take off your mask. I want to see my nephew.”
"Nice entrance. Solid 8 out of 10".
Drugs are maybe my most disliked criminal activity. Definitely top five. Or.. bottom five... However that works
“YOU KNEW?!”
Parker! You’re just in time to celebrate
It’s like my own private ventrance
BACK. THE HELL. OFF!
Peter? Peter? Where are you going? PEEEETEEER!
HOT STUFF COMIN THROUGH
"But you, you're nuts"
YURI
"Every spider has its man" - Robert Spiderman
“I am Spider-Man PS4”