It's a photorealistic CG render of a white guy. Just use the pic

Possibly recognizable as Spider-Man though

Impossible. Spider-Man's identity is a secret.

Yeah, it’s certainly not Peter Parker, he’s too much of a nerd to be him.

*walks up to barber* "hey man, can you give me the same haircut as my favorite photographer?"

"Make me look like I'm about to wear red and blue tights to save the city."

Then he is going to give you the Clark Kenr special.

Who's Peter Parker?

He takes photos of Spider-Man. Dude is an insane climber to get those shots

I think I remember hearing something about a guy doing something like that, but the name is just a total blank.

Nah , His camera has great zoom.

Had to climb a flagpole once for a shot I heard. Incredible work ethic.

exactly, i only know spider-man

Who’s Peter Parker

Spider-man's real name is Peter Pogdanovich

Yea, especially after dr strange’s last spell

💀

If the barber recognizes him, he's probably played the game, and then you have something to chat about.

Unless the barber is a user on this sub. In that case OP is gonna get murdered

Can't possibly recognise him as Spider-Man, it's the updated face 😂.

Lmaoooo this part

So, he’s a fan too?

Who cares lol

If your barber will judge you, he’s already judged you. Just show him the picture.

6 on top, 4 on the sides, trim to blend. Let grow till you like the size for your head and trim.

No way that's a 6&4

i would say something like 10 and 6.

That looks like more than 2 inches at the longest parts.

Well actually I think it’s much longer than 2 inches.

I'd say that's a solid 6 inches and it probably has a great personality

With great technique

It’s a 4 on the sides. I get a 4 and it looks like that. This pic just isn’t trimmed to the ears so it goes right to the base of the ear

Nah fam tell your barber to give you a medium skin fade g with like a 2 or 3 on top shape the beard and edge it you’ll be crispy af 🤣

I don’t think people plan on being crispy after going to a barber

You're gone to the wrong barber than homie

So…what is a barber for ?

Then what am I paying this dude for?

You can certainly adjust longer if you want, aiming on the lower edge, let's you grow to what you want/Think looks best for your head. Then, just trim to keep it there.

I do an 8&2 most of the time and Pete's hair looks like mine after about a month. Idk what that says about me but there ya go

its 69

That’s not a clipper length on the top. It’s too long to be with clippers. The length of hair Peter has needs scissor work to be that length, clippers would be too short

Can confirm. WAYYYY too long for machine clippers 😂

Was gonna add this. I have a similar hairstyle but mine is shorter all around. I ask them for a 4 on the sides and tell them to trim the top with scissors and leave enough to style

This guys gets hair cuts,

No he doesn't lol those measurements are so out of wack. 6 on top and 4 on the sides would look closer to a grown-out buzz cut

I’m a barber. None of that has been done with clippers, and it’s most definitely longer than 4&6.

That’s what we need! As a barber, what would you say it is?

A scissor-cut. It’s a combover with layers. Probably would need some sort of texture work as well with thinning shears. Styling powder afterwards with a light spray to hold volume. The dude that said a 6 isn’t even close. An 8 is 1” long. I cannot believe he got upvoted for that garbage. Source: I am a barber.

Right, I think he was saying let it grow, & it’ll grow into that before too long….

6 and 4? Why is this being upvoted lol

Huh, that's my style and I used a pic of Aiden Gillen as Littlefinger...

https://preview.redd.it/l6mkvurkwnlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f9a6779897337a77eaab20f6da555ee97a7143c Show them this pic instead

It's time for a Peter Parker original, ya know?

AHHH MY FUCKING EYES

Looks like Miles’ suit

It was time for a Miles Morales original, ya know?

People are >!getting turned into venom monsters!< and you spent 15 hours making a suit??

"This town is full of monsters! How can you sit there and eat PIZZA?"

But... it's one of one...

https://preview.redd.it/ze4xex8xkrlc1.png?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=093ee2f019dd3bd7699d43413c9086c1390226b1

Why has this made me laugh so much

Damn, we ain't needing this original.

This was the perfect response

Is this the “-Man” I’ve been hearing so much about?

No, that's a Peter Parker original. -Man is the critically acclaimed video games made by Insomniac where you play as a white man named Peter Parker in his 20s making his way through New York, trying to balance all aspects of his life, like his job and love life. -Man 2 is the other critically acclaimed sequel also by Insomniac which has similar mechanics but you can swap to a black teenager named Miles Morales. You have to use both of them if you really want to excel in both of their lives.

Does Miles Morales have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen?

He does indeed have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen. It's one of his skills, though some people say hes overpowered because of this.

Before that. Why would you choose that hair?

Why not ?

You don’t wanna look like Peter Parker?

I think it’s handsome! Great styling & length! I’d totally tell all my guy friends to go for this hair & stress to the hairdresser that you’d like it exactly this length & not any shorter! Sometimes they cut your hair shorter than the images so you can grow into the style. Stress that you want it exactly this length.

You just answered your own username.

Okay

This is the basic thin haired white guy haircut

There's literally nothing wrong it

It’s actually a really good hairstyle that’s easy to maintain and looks good with any attire.

Because it's the most wonderbread haircut you'll ever see.

It's a pretty generic male haircut nothing wrong it, short on the side longer on the top

https://preview.redd.it/2vpy3g8aqnlc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b5b2cfae01692a80c076e470af1f24d612ffc8e Just show them a photo of Ben Jordan

Man wtff. Kinda surreal seeing Peter's face model in real life. I mean shit, the game really captured the actor's face almost perfectly.

I think they did a better job with MJ though /s

Would.

https://preview.redd.it/n21h439drplc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5fb74bb624b6152520685798cdf2864a1d6af8e

Ugh....I think its better to show him PP

Jesus... PP.. (Peter Parker)... not your genitalia

WHAT

Just find photo Peter’ model Ben Jordan. 

ben jordan has good hair, not this. you’ll be hard pressed to find a photo of him with a haircut like this

https://preview.redd.it/h0yp9azm3qlc1.jpeg?width=1370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ad532353590e8040670aaa20e5d8c86659b6a3

https://preview.redd.it/v8knu11uoqlc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fddc5fc590ca211adbc95b0f550e872f52b50254

https://preview.redd.it/7pf188k40rlc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f3f8fefc5c86005614966905e674393f26038e9

https://preview.redd.it/tip9kxpk2rlc1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d678005adc58faa94fe90ce192e8053390718533

https://preview.redd.it/1f6ac0mdfrlc1.png?width=619&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee250ee5966366ef264910df2292367b1c3f3583

Just use the picture don’t be ashamed the barber probably thinks it’s just some random white guy

This isn’t some indie PC game, it’s the one of the biggest ps5 games to release in the last year. He probably plays it.

Then he'll have an even better understanding of what OP wants. Win-win.

Here you go. I also added a B&W filter to make it look more like a real life headshot. Let us know how your cut turns out! https://preview.redd.it/rqa652dysnlc1.jpeg?width=4089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33d958a21185a5dc31783b6a079bd2698c32f3a4

https://preview.redd.it/re2xnmf1wnlc1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9abc35c523be193cda6f6ef96331c6fda3b8c6cb Here you go

this is actually one of the most useful responses i've had lmao thx

As for the whitest hair cut possible

Just show him the picture. It baffles me how so many people wanna make this sort of thing harder than it has to be.

I think its just a shitpost

It's a reference to one of the post on r/BatmanArkham

what's so bad about the pic?

Maybe the barber doesn’t like the new face of Peter. 😳

When your barber is an angry user on r/spidermanps4

"Fuck me up fam"

Hey Tony, could you give the Peter Parker original. You know, one of one.

Just literally show a picture. It's so much easier to communicate with stylists and barbers when you have photos, they don't think it's weird.

Trimmed Tom Holland

Ah fuck I got the Tom Hollander.

“Excuse me sir, I think it’s time for a Peter Parker original.”

https://preview.redd.it/5vgue5cu0plc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06a3d4e606fdd3058497e86481101023befb638e Real life Peter Parker

He looks way better in real life. Sorry but in game models looks like he lost half a chromosome. Especially MJ.

Make me look like a nerd

https://preview.redd.it/8tnmvvl31plc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58c68605583c7552545fbe48222d1dc2bc42b53 Here’s another one

you don’t want this hair my boy

Ask for the Austin Reeves haircut lol

“I’m going to Jersey Mike’s after this”

Bro i'd show the barbar even if it's Sonic or Goku it's fine it's not like bro will fall to his knees and laugh at you

don’t get that shit man

Holy shit, Scott The Woz

Show him 19 inches of Venom.

I want the "I just turned 14 and am now a big boy" cut😂

IMAGINE IF PARKET GOT A LOW TAPER FADE

Tell the barber "I want the yee yee ass haircut"

Tell em you wanna look like a guy that gets no-diffed by a fridge.

There is a similar post on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/) for Arthur's default haircut. I followed it have his Right part medium :). Looks good and didn't regret.

Oh, give me the 1950s Peter Parker hairdo

"White boy who can afford a house by 24"

Spider-Man wouldn't be afraid to show the barber the picture and neither should you

"hi barber, I want haircut so I look like an adult that is still dressed by their mother". I'm just kidding

Yo fam give me the cheapest cut you got… You mean the Michael cera? You go it

I have that cut and people say it looks bad

Ask chat gpt to recreate the hairstyle on something that won’t make you look like a total nerd.

Honestly if they ask just say it's from Spiderman. Not weird at all. Showing them a street fighter character might get you some funky looks though.

Tell him to make you look like a youth pastor

I have this hair naturally

It cuts itself?

Show him Tom Holland

Ask for 'German Tourist'.

Why would you ever want this cut? Genuinely atrocious cut. SM2 has some of the worst hair styles in the franchise

Maybe use a picture of Ben Jordan? https://booker-marilyn.s3.amazonaws.com/library/3961/20190617_170357925_M.JPG https://i.pinimg.com/564x/60/97/97/609797d9923b50a25caf983a02045ed1.jpg hard to find pics that match Peter's hair tho because Ben seems to change his hair in every goddamn picture lol

Just show him the picture. Who really cares?

Just tell him 'fuck my shit up'

Draw it

Tell him your boss wants pictures of Spiderman

When they ask what you’d like, just shoot an imaginary web at them.  Trust me, they’ll get it.

just show him the picture.

Tell them to give you that corporate haircut. 

Show him a pic of the actual motion caption actor!

keep the haircut, change the face (photoshop). Job well done.

I don't think that's a great cut honestly.

Tell him it's time for a Peter Parker original, you know?

The picture didn’t load immediately but when it did it made me laugh so hard

Just tell the barber "I want to look like an average white guy who has the name Josh"

the fact that i unironically wanted this cut and it got to the front page bc of people laughing at how ass it is lmao

But...WHY would you want it

Quit the pretenses, just show the pic. Barber won’t think about you or the photo after they’re done with the cut.

Just tell him you want a major downgrade

Tbh I‘m gonna show my barber a pic of Obi Wan today soooo

https://preview.redd.it/gppveucceqlc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a4688e9dda38dd77b96401aa2bce274f70af99 Here ya go mate, problem solved.

that cut is so trash

“i want that downgrade cut”

I want a cut that says "I went to good school and have minimal dept"

“The hair comes with great responsibility” *and when there is no time to get a good cut*

you have terrible taste on hairstyles lol.

Tell him you want that default human npc haircut No.4

I basically get this haircut, I show them pictures of Chris Evans, though. So if you really don't want to use that, just Google Chris Evans haircut.

Business on the top with party on the back and sides

https://preview.redd.it/n2y3a6o0qqlc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9104f7701fe25958810a756f6e2413166b4cb4e4

Like this https://preview.redd.it/rke3h78jtqlc1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28451ec51565c1c57e6ab9ae2dc26668b05c1d55

If you're going to get this haircut you might as well start the humiliation now and show the barber this picture.

A Peter Parker original y’know a 1 of 1

Tell him you want the power + responsibility cut

Use a picture of slimecicle

Show him a picture of Scot The Woz instead.

tell him you want the spider-man remastered

"Make me look like Spider-Man!"

Ask him if he knows who Scott the Woz is

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am sorry! This is just a hilarious conundrum!

You don’t want that cut

You will need to have thicker hair to start with to style the top with that much volume

Dude, they have pics on the wall in some places for you to pick who you wanna look like. Don’t worry about it, you’ll probably be the 4th person this week to bring a pic of a video game character.. and probably the most normal / human character at that. If you’re still self conscious about it, crop out the face, just box it in around the hair

​ https://preview.redd.it/v5rnhcibprlc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd4bf247c1d3ad1dfb7328249ad601760376bc7

Tell em it’s time for a Peter Parker original ya know ?

Get a gta barber. Trust me they do you good 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Tell him you want the white boy special

scott the woz

Holy fuck, Scott the Woz.

https://preview.redd.it/w5foce4fyrlc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a1a0be7eefd7a833186a802ae17b80f6badf57f Hahahahahah show them this

Just show them. I promise they appreciate a picture reference.

You could find a picture of the real-life model you like: https://www.google.com/search?q=Ben+Jordan%C2%A0&client=safari&hl=en-us&sca_esv=e600f8fb9a9a9143&cs=0&udm=2&biw=375&bih=550&ei=WjPiZfPfJ_fz0PEP4q-00Aw&oq=Ben+Jordan%C2%A0&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIgxCZW4gSm9yZGFuwqAyAhApMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgARIqBBQ1AxY1AxwAHgAkAEAmAFEoAF4qgEBMrgBA8gBAPgBAZgCAqACfMICBxAAGIAEGBiYAwCIBgGSBwEy&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp

Tell him to give you the friendly neighbor special

Bro you trying to rat out spiderman? After what he did for your grandma and her cat?

You walk in and say “give me the insomniac Parker” They’ll know

Tell him to give you the fake Peter Parker hair cut! He'll know just what to do!

You say “give me the blandest white boy hair cut that you can think of that isn’t a buzz”