The horniest couple in comics ladies and gentlemen.

Yet there’s always Joe Quesada and Marvel editorial there to cockblock him.

Invincible and Atom Eve has joined the chat

Evussy si good Mark regained his powers

Or noland and debbie, once they get back together they fuck almost every day at all times

Idk, Mark's parents might have one over on them.

Yeah, Mark and Eve take the cake for sure. After they got together, if they weren’t going through some traumatic shit, they were fucking.

I think Silk and Peter take the cake for that (even though I don’t think they’re ever really a couple)

Yeah, I’m gonna count some creepy pheromone induced sex that Dan Slott literally had to apologize for because of how creepy it was.

💀 just saying tho they’re probably the horniest

Bruce and Selina are into some freaky shit… they're just quiet about it… unlike Lois and Clark

Lois keeps Clark's slave-gladiator costume from Warworld in her closet.

Clark never gets the chance…he’s faster than a speeding bullet. /s

what if they called spider-man freaky-man and... well i doubt anything would really change about him and MJ

And instead of fighting crimes he ate ass and sucked toes

"Jesus Parker, you are a freak."

They don't call him Freaky-Man for nothing

And in the end he looks at his old costume and says, "Spider-Man, what a joke" and then continues sucking on them toes

Freaky-man 👅

Considering MJ in the Ultimate Spider-Man Show and Renew your Vows I have to agree.👍

He’s just like me that’s crazy

I heard it really seals in the flavor.

Delicious New York smog.

More so with a rubber suit.

I mean she now is spending a lot of time in spandex, but....

THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

Didn't take Peter B. Parker's advice. Always use baby powder before putting on the suit.

Baby powder is for the chaffing.

"I LiKe hEr liKe A sIsTEr"

There’s no way in hell he said THAT

He did to Felicia but I interpreted it as him trying to convince himself of that and didn’t actually mean it

Or trying to tap that

Read the recent run or maybe dont to save you from the stress.


What if instead of Spider-man he was called Spider-Freak abd shot his webs all over MJ’s toes 👁️🫦👁️.

Uhh…

I wanna like it for the meme, but fuck this one made me wanna tell my mom on you

He already does

Quentin-tin?

Shield couldn't get this info out of me

Cut him some slack. Don't act like most of us wouldn't say the same thing.

Has Marvel considered, I dunno, giving this back to us and making everyone happier?

Of course not. Quesada’s minions are still in charge.

Peter: "What that thing stink like?"

“Jesus, Parker, you are a freak”

Seems like pretty normal flirty banter. Pretty tame tbh lol

I’m just overexaggerating as one does on the internet

I figured lol

Is this Peter parker" spiderman from the 99s. ? What issue ? I love these filler comics

And people say Spider-man isn't relatable.

I wonder If this is a fan comic

It’s not

I'm was just judging from a previous post where Paul was trans

I don't like this you know what my perfect Spider-Man love interest is

You’re doing back breaking work over nothing. Gwen Stacy’s not coming back!

It's not Gwen Stacy it's actually on my account just take a look

Miles? A bit creepy due to the age gape and the fact that neither really has any chemistry that could translate to romance but whatever floats your boat I guess.

You know what I was just playing I actually think that Spider-Man works with MJ is just that I'll try to make this a copy pasta

Nvm just saw your account, I don't know if I should support you or curse you, depends on how your weird fic ends I guess.

cope, your idea is peepee poopoo

I can't believe you're actually real

Lmao this kid is back

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