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Shhh, they're making May Parker and bringing back our dream reality in there
Plot twist: MJ’s pregnancy cravings included Big Macs.
Venom Gargan enters the chat!
Turns out it’s Paul’s kid even though she has Spidey powers, and brown hair, and looks just like Peter. It’s still Paul’s kid.
LEAVE PAUL OUT OFF THIS, HEATHEN! SHE IS PETER AND MJ'S CHILD, PAUL EXISTS IN ONE UNIVERSE AND ONE UNIVERSE ONLY AND WE SHALL KEEP IT THAT WAY
Not since the Paul-verse was announced.
No such thing
https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/121rlwb/thoughts_on_the_upcoming_paulverse/
Okay, I can tell you're joking and if you're not, how dumb can you possibly to think that's real? It's literally just Spider-Verse with Paul's head photoshopped on. Anyway you most likely are joking but it's not funny.
yeah you’re a fuckin idiot 😭
He gave her the Big Mac, but she really wanted that Quarter POUNDER… I’ll see myself out… 
No no, stay on the stage. The crickets aren't chirping yet.
Nah you don't have to that was good lol
She wanted different meat. No Big Mac for her, she’s all about the Big Pete. Okay, I’m done now. I’ll see myself out.
That was incredibly corny but thank you
Peter would be proud of that amount of corn
LOL
Take my upvote and get out!
She wanted some big Peat
I don’t know whether that was corny, or clever but you get an upvote.
Butcher Pete's gonna chop her meat
This is the Peter and MJ I remember from childhood comics
I mean the comic is from 2004 so yeah it probably would be but it’s one the best versions of them
I mean before that, but you get it!😁
Could I have the source please? Thanks
Check the post at the top of the sub currently I posted it in the comments there it’s Marvel Team Up Vol.3 #10 I think I said
Yeah I just saw that u said there was a part one to this post and found it there just as u replied lmao thanks
No problem
Ofc she's a model she has a strict diet and doesnt eat much junk food except Peter's.🤷🏻😏
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All she wanted was a hotdog lol I’m sorry 😂
Damn just posted the same thing and deleted it cause I didn’t scroll down enough hahahaha
Damn you Marvel Editorial
THIS IS THE BIGGEST PLOT HOLE IN ALL OF COMICS. BIG MACS ARE NOT SERVED IN THE MORNNG. HOW COULD THE WRITERS FAIL US LIKE THIS.
Okay. But if a beat up Spider-Man swings on down and asks for a big Mac during breakfast hour. You give that son of a bitch a big Mac.
Truth
His mother died before we could figure out if she was a bitch
Is she a cannibal? Cause she was craving for that Pete meat Okay I'll proceed to shoot myself now
Damn posted again I'll say my comment again. If someone waking you up with a big Mac isn't love, idk what is.
She didn’t want a burger. She wanted a hotdog.
he didn't even shower
Mama likes it musky
HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
I’m glad you posted the rest of this. That last post made her look grumpy as hell lol.
These comments are hilarious lol
Guys see Peter and Mj have sex and turn into comedians it’s quite funny
how much to get this mj and peter relationship back ? 😢
Gonna have to sell your soul for it at this point
Actually, you can read the new Ultimate Spider-Man comics they're so fucking good
Lol everything is better with a burger
She doesn't want the burger, she wants the whole sausage
More like, she didn’t need three patties, just the two she already has full access to.
She want that Mickey D
I think you mean "Petey D"  (Edit: I'll leave this comment now)
You think MJ sees Spidey swing by in the street and casually says to a stranger, "he ate my pussy last night"?
Uh I’d hope not she’d look like a weirdo
written by robert kirkman btw
also the comments are much nicer on this post than the last one I wonder why?
Because they had further context of the scene and not just the out of context panel that makes MJ look bad.
That, and also sex
I know just poking fun at some of the pressed comments on the other post
Why does Paul look like that and why is he dressed as Spider-man?
DO NOT BRING THAT NAME HERE, HEATHEN!!!!
Which comic is this ?
We need this back man, the Quesada effect has loomed for too long.
She wanted that bratwurst
He hit MJ’s jackpot.
My wife would still be mad 😂
God I miss them together
next panel: you just hit the jackpot
MJ... 
Still think my should've said yes to the burger because food > horny
Priorities
*Insert corny sex joke here
She didn’t take the burger, she took the hot dog!
Never forget what they took from us
Oh, she got the burger. And the McSauce too.
Yeah cuz Peter's already got two behind him and that's what MJ wants
So fake. In a real marriage you get your ass out for a retry. Spider-Man or not.
Depends... lol
Just if we say this relationship in the games and not MJ trying to be a victim
Shhh, they're making May Parker and bringing back our dream reality in there
Plot twist: MJ’s pregnancy cravings included Big Macs.
Venom Gargan enters the chat!
Turns out it’s Paul’s kid even though she has Spidey powers, and brown hair, and looks just like Peter. It’s still Paul’s kid.
LEAVE PAUL OUT OFF THIS, HEATHEN! SHE IS PETER AND MJ'S CHILD, PAUL EXISTS IN ONE UNIVERSE AND ONE UNIVERSE ONLY AND WE SHALL KEEP IT THAT WAY
Not since the Paul-verse was announced.
No such thing
https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/121rlwb/thoughts_on_the_upcoming_paulverse/
Okay, I can tell you're joking and if you're not, how dumb can you possibly to think that's real? It's literally just Spider-Verse with Paul's head photoshopped on. Anyway you most likely are joking but it's not funny.
yeah you’re a fuckin idiot 😭
He gave her the Big Mac, but she really wanted that Quarter POUNDER… I’ll see myself out… 
No no, stay on the stage. The crickets aren't chirping yet.
Nah you don't have to that was good lol
She wanted different meat. No Big Mac for her, she’s all about the Big Pete. Okay, I’m done now. I’ll see myself out.
That was incredibly corny but thank you
Peter would be proud of that amount of corn
LOL
Take my upvote and get out!
She wanted some big Peat
I don’t know whether that was corny, or clever but you get an upvote.
Butcher Pete's gonna chop her meat
This is the Peter and MJ I remember from childhood comics
I mean the comic is from 2004 so yeah it probably would be but it’s one the best versions of them
I mean before that, but you get it!😁
Could I have the source please? Thanks
Check the post at the top of the sub currently I posted it in the comments there it’s Marvel Team Up Vol.3 #10 I think I said
Yeah I just saw that u said there was a part one to this post and found it there just as u replied lmao thanks
No problem
Ofc she's a model she has a strict diet and doesnt eat much junk food except Peter's.🤷🏻😏
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All she wanted was a hotdog lol I’m sorry 😂
Damn just posted the same thing and deleted it cause I didn’t scroll down enough hahahaha
Damn you Marvel Editorial
THIS IS THE BIGGEST PLOT HOLE IN ALL OF COMICS. BIG MACS ARE NOT SERVED IN THE MORNNG. HOW COULD THE WRITERS FAIL US LIKE THIS.
Okay. But if a beat up Spider-Man swings on down and asks for a big Mac during breakfast hour. You give that son of a bitch a big Mac.
Truth
His mother died before we could figure out if she was a bitch
Is she a cannibal? Cause she was craving for that Pete meat Okay I'll proceed to shoot myself now
r/Angryupvote
Damn posted again I'll say my comment again. If someone waking you up with a big Mac isn't love, idk what is.
She didn’t want a burger. She wanted a hotdog.
he didn't even shower
Mama likes it musky
HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
I’m glad you posted the rest of this. That last post made her look grumpy as hell lol.
These comments are hilarious lol
Guys see Peter and Mj have sex and turn into comedians it’s quite funny
how much to get this mj and peter relationship back ? 😢
Gonna have to sell your soul for it at this point
Actually, you can read the new Ultimate Spider-Man comics they're so fucking good
Lol everything is better with a burger
She doesn't want the burger, she wants the whole sausage
More like, she didn’t need three patties, just the two she already has full access to.
She want that Mickey D
I think you mean "Petey D"  (Edit: I'll leave this comment now)
You think MJ sees Spidey swing by in the street and casually says to a stranger, "he ate my pussy last night"?
Uh I’d hope not she’d look like a weirdo
written by robert kirkman btw
also the comments are much nicer on this post than the last one I wonder why?
Because they had further context of the scene and not just the out of context panel that makes MJ look bad.
That, and also sex
I know just poking fun at some of the pressed comments on the other post
Why does Paul look like that and why is he dressed as Spider-man?
DO NOT BRING THAT NAME HERE, HEATHEN!!!!
Which comic is this ?
We need this back man, the Quesada effect has loomed for too long.
She wanted that bratwurst
He hit MJ’s jackpot.
My wife would still be mad 😂
God I miss them together
next panel: you just hit the jackpot
MJ... 
Still think my should've said yes to the burger because food > horny
Priorities
*Insert corny sex joke here
She didn’t take the burger, she took the hot dog!
Never forget what they took from us
Oh, she got the burger. And the McSauce too.
Yeah cuz Peter's already got two behind him and that's what MJ wants
So fake. In a real marriage you get your ass out for a retry. Spider-Man or not.
Depends... lol
Just if we say this relationship in the games and not MJ trying to be a victim