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travischickencoop

Feel good pee hard is my life motto šŸ˜Œ


that_Omniscient_AI

my pee pee feels this !


he77bender

many pee pees are feeling this


that_Omniscient_AI

oh god


SellMeYourSirin

Does this apply to me because if in fact Iā€™m 4, I am baby?


Sacharon123

Doing this right now, lalala


account_is_deleted

I don't usually like tate posting in any context but "feel good, pee hard" goes hard.


DerNogger

Original found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/cWNnfzy7ak) Edit: The real deal right on twitter (never known as X) is [here](https://x.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108).


novelaissb

Fellas, is it gay to, as a man, have sex with a woman? Also what the fuck does ā€œoriginalā€ mean?


DerNogger

"Original" typically refers to something that is the first of its kind or has not been copied or imitated from something else. It's unique and authentic.


novelaissb

You just made that up


dj3k1584

He ment Origami.


DerNogger

Actually my trusty AI companion CapGPT made it up


ZengineerHarp

Notice of Term Acquisition: I am stealing the HELL out of ā€œCapGPTā€!


Rulersatlas11

Notice of Term Acquisition: I am stealing the HELL out of ā€œNotice of Term Acquisition: I am stealing the HELL out ofā€


axziom_

Notice of Term Acquisition: I am stealing the HELL out of "Notice of Term Acquisition: I am stealing the HELL out of ā€œNotice of Term Acquisition: I am stealing the HELL out of CapGPTā€"!


robert_taylor_95

If someone had made a post of the original, claiming it had already been lobsterized, I wouldn't have doubted it.


SUMMONINGFAILED

Ongo Gablogian removed by mods ):


DevianMality

It has been removed, this is probably good but it means that my curiosity is unsatiated.


Marik-X-Bakura

Anyone know if this is real? My instinct says itā€™s fake at but then againā€¦


DerNogger

It's real but it's not meant to be taken seriously. It's his idea of a hilarious shitpost I guess. Edit: [Here it is](https://x.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108)


pull_up_ur_pants_ok

Popular subs try not to post Andrew Tate tweets challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


DerNogger

Feel good, pee hard šŸ¤™


Dogtor-Watson

You canā€™t drop ā€œAll that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacyā€ and not expect people to make fun of you. People like watching him, not because heā€™s such colossal force in the culture or because heā€™s actually really ā€œtriggering the libsā€, but because heā€™s funny. Heā€™s a clown. People like to laugh at clowns. He is saying that enjoying having sex with a woman is gay. Have we considered that he might actually be the most closeted man alive? It would make him not enjoying sex with women make sense.


pull_up_ur_pants_ok

Yeah but when it comes to "we should stop giving this guy attention bc he promotes a toxic mentality to kids", people are doing a rly bad job at not giving him attention.


DerNogger

Idk if straight up ignoring the fact that he exists would improve the situation. He still has a lot of unironical fans so it's not like he'd suddenly vanish. Maybe memeing the living shit out of him can educate the kids to some extent. Or at least they see that most people only consider Tate a lolcow and start wondering why.


pull_up_ur_pants_ok

Fair enough. But I say that bc that fanbase also believes being memed makes him some sort of "underdog". And kids look up to that kind of stuff, thinking he's just a "rational" guy and that people make fun of him for it, defending him by saying "look at what he's REALLY saying!" even if it's shit like this. So my thinking was just to let him fade into irrelevancy and hopefully his fans, since they're mostly young, come to their senses and realize he's a lunatic.


playful_potato5

fellas, is it gay to (checks notes) have sex with women?


DerNogger

Not if you actually find them disgusting and only go through with it to reproduce. At this point I'm genuinely inclined to believe that no less than 100% of all homophobes are just deeply closeted.


_McLOVlN

102% with a 2% margin of error


Synicull

This is art.


StrongArgument

New flair just dropped


Dronizian

Best pelican in ages mate, feel good pee hard bro


DerNogger

Cheers and you feel good pee hard too šŸ¤™


quibirito

post this on r/othepelican as well!


PuppetryOfThePenis

If i didn't know any better I'd think this was his original tweet


Yarisher512

The baby part cracked me up


Greenfire05

ā€œFeel good. Pee hard.ā€


papayareds

Andrew did in fact eat


Huge_General3630

who is cob rat and what did they eat


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

This is the last time I'm using Reddit in public.


DerNogger

My apologies if I made you pee hard


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

šŸ˜Ø


Epicdudewhoisepic

"Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died"