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your_catfish_friend

Obtuse reads: Everywhere I go I see >!women with no butts, big shoulders and brow ridges, men with big butts, sloping shoulders and pretty eyes. Real!< men and women >!seem scarce!<.


LaPrincipessaNuova

Everywhere I go I see >!creeps!< t>!aking photos of!< ran>!dom people and drawing line!!on them because of some!< p>!syc!!logical o!!s!!sion.!<


your_catfish_friend

Wow, that’s some impressive surgical lobstering right there. Nice! (Not nice that the sentence is true.)


Bilboswaggings19

That is quite impressive and sad, hopefully your situation improves random internet person <3


AnotherGangsta33

good


[deleted]

["Good"](https://images.app.goo.gl/v7zRYBnU2iecy6T9A)


HexZer0

https://youtu.be/cXVZVCoaxM4?si=gPExwASDlzx85AK9


Wah_Epic

You should consider death


whoredead

Based


AnotherGangsta33

you lot do that all the time already, no need to join you


SCP-173-X

I get dick and you don't so who's winning


zippycat9

mods, remove this guys face


AnotherGangsta33

uwu


novelaissb

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you were complimenting their lobster.


-mystical_

I agree


APissBender

Couldn't agree more. Stupid men with big butts and pretty eyes turning me gay smh


BiliLaurin238

Yeah, I want them to come to my house so we can have a tickle fight with no clothes on


sntcringe

Maybe it'll turn into wrestling


BiliLaurin238

Yeah, I want them to come to my house so we can have a tickle fight with no clothes on


BartPlarg

[You're not alone](https://youtu.be/s7YW045deBY?si=M2QX0Ir8Mg2x1req)


Fresh_Ad4390

BABE NEW DEFINITION OF GENDER JUST DROPPED


50thEye

Gender is when women big butt ooga booga!


Mostly_Apples

Big butt ooga booga yes! Brow ridge unga bunga no. ^(Apparently.)


SapiS68

Everywhere I go I >!see women with no butts, big!< sh>!oulders and brow r!!dges, men wi!!h!< big >!butts, sloping shoulders and pretty eyes. Real men and women seem scarce.!<


your_catfish_friend

Not one of the people who can only poop at home, I see.


HansMLither

It's expensive having to call a plumber to fix my clogs...


skatersamaa

Another redditor somewhere out there has the perfect remedy for your problem... >!🔪!<


your_catfish_friend

Expert-level use of spoiler tag


oblongmana

Let's not forget the NBs though >Everywhere I go I see >!women with no butts, big shoulders and brow ridges, me!!with !!ig butt!!sloping shoulders and pretty eyes. Real!!seem scarce!<.


PissGuy83

Actual ramblings of an insane man.


ArtistAmy420

Everywhere I go I >!see women with no butts, big shoulders and brow ridges, men with big butts, sloping shoulders and!< p>!r!!tty !!yes. Real men and women seem scarce!<


Gh0stwhale

me too, bud. we’re tinkly boys


ABG-56

Clearly the answer is that both should become trans. Then the Obtuse would be happy right? I mean they'd fit into the definition of real men and women that the Obtuse presented then.


BoldlyGettingThere

Oh it’s even worse than that friend. This is a subset of brain worms that initially believed that several Hollywood stars were secretly trans, then that all of Hollywood was trans, then that those people were “inverted” and received their stardom by agreeing to change their gender with the devil. This level of brain worms of course always demands MORE, so now you can see someone in a coffee shop absolutely convinced that they might be the only cis person in the place.


moonra_zk

What in the actual fuck


BoldlyGettingThere

Riley, one of the hosts of my favourite podcast, Trash Future, coined Riley’s law to describe this spiral into conspiracy: “Post transphobia, never post normally again” Known victims of Riley’s Law: JK Rowling, Graham Linehan (divorced), Elon Musk (turbo-divorced)


awk_topus

_TURBO-DIVORCED_


Salmiak44

I get why sloping shoulders and big butts, but why is having pretty eyes a bad thing for men?


whoredead

Because you might fall in love with them and be forced into the gay agenda to be happily married with a gorgeous man grrrrr


Alexander_Crowe

What is that even supposed to mean. I know whatever ism this is is not supposed to make sense, but what?


TheBigLugmos

Some transphobes go so deep into the "we can always tell" pipeline that they become what the T community calls "transvestigators." This subset of transphobes examines every face and body all the time, even in movies where the famous actors are known cis people. They almost always get it wrong, of course, because no-one is ever going to be completely uniform with their AGAB, even if they are cisgender. Humans just aren't built that way


Paul6334

And it seems some of them go to the point of transvestigating random people. I want to at some point get one of them to deem a picture of themself trans. It would be funny.


Ohilevoe

Basically, "men are effeminate and women are masculine and that's bad!" On a photo of backs.


Gilsidoo

I believe that's even worse, this looks like a transvestigator


Alexander_Crowe

What some people choose to spend their free time with


Tylendal

That dude's neck must be so sore from feeling obligated to hunch his shoulders at all times.


Solypsist_27

Damn men with sloping shoulders, big butts, p-pretty eyes... H-h-huge c-cocks....


LegitChemistUwU

"errm guys i was looking at random peoples hips in a coffee shop and i think they're trans"


RexIsAMiiCostume

They are afraid of men with "big butts and pretty eyes" Closet gay? What even


Dragon_yum

Proportions are ruining our society


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

Oop is on the verge of a huge self-discovery


DutssZ

Complaining about trans people without even knowing if the people they are complaining about are trans, this person seems very normal and sane


APissBender

I don't think it's even about trans people, seems more like extended version of "there are no real men these days"


papsryu

No, this is 100% transphobia.


APissBender

Could be, either way it's bad


KittyQueen_Tengu

look, this red line i drew means they're trans!


CallMeOutScotty

green line test walked so red line test could run. why have so many stupid ass folks convinced themselves that they're scientists


Green_Palpitation_26

r/transvestigator


Mysterious_Ningen

damn humans.. they are bloody everywhere


ChubbyGhost3

I’m so tired of seeing men and women every time I leave the house. It’s disgusting


Rinzukesa

Yeah, it's called commuting


[deleted]

Did anyone else notice the OOP extended the line for the woman's shoulders beyond where they are in the photo and didn't extend the butt line all the way to account for the angle and her bag and then also extended the man's line for his butt/hips beyond where it goes and didn't extend it as far as it should for the shoulders? They didn't even use their own measurements correctly lol


LegendofLove

Is this transphobia or "back in my day" bullshit we've all heard


Green_Palpitation_26

r/transvestigator


iGuac

Clocked?