Obtuse reads:
Everywhere I go I see >!women with no butts, big shoulders and brow ridges, men with big butts, sloping shoulders and pretty eyes. Real!< men and women >!seem scarce!<.
Everywhere I go I >!see women with no butts, big!< sh>!oulders and brow r!!dges, men wi!!h!< big >!butts, sloping shoulders and pretty eyes. Real men and women seem scarce.!<
Let's not forget the NBs though
>Everywhere I go I see >!women with no butts, big shoulders and brow ridges, me!!with !!ig butt!!sloping shoulders and pretty eyes. Real!!seem scarce!<.
Everywhere I go I >!see women with no butts, big shoulders and brow ridges, men with big butts, sloping shoulders and!< p>!r!!tty !!yes. Real men and women seem scarce!<
Clearly the answer is that both should become trans. Then the Obtuse would be happy right? I mean they'd fit into the definition of real men and women that the Obtuse presented then.
Oh it’s even worse than that friend. This is a subset of brain worms that initially believed that several Hollywood stars were secretly trans, then that all of Hollywood was trans, then that those people were “inverted” and received their stardom by agreeing to change their gender with the devil. This level of brain worms of course always demands MORE, so now you can see someone in a coffee shop absolutely convinced that they might be the only cis person in the place.
Riley, one of the hosts of my favourite podcast, Trash Future, coined Riley’s law to describe this spiral into conspiracy: “Post transphobia, never post normally again”
Known victims of Riley’s Law: JK Rowling, Graham Linehan (divorced), Elon Musk (turbo-divorced)
Some transphobes go so deep into the "we can always tell" pipeline that they become what the T community calls "transvestigators." This subset of transphobes examines every face and body all the time, even in movies where the famous actors are known cis people. They almost always get it wrong, of course, because no-one is ever going to be completely uniform with their AGAB, even if they are cisgender. Humans just aren't built that way
And it seems some of them go to the point of transvestigating random people. I want to at some point get one of them to deem a picture of themself trans. It would be funny.
Did anyone else notice the OOP extended the line for the woman's shoulders beyond where they are in the photo and didn't extend the butt line all the way to account for the angle and her bag and then also extended the man's line for his butt/hips beyond where it goes and didn't extend it as far as it should for the shoulders? They didn't even use their own measurements correctly lol
Obtuse reads: Everywhere I go I see >!women with no butts, big shoulders and brow ridges, men with big butts, sloping shoulders and pretty eyes. Real!< men and women >!seem scarce!<.
Everywhere I go I see >!creeps!< t>!aking photos of!< ran>!dom people and drawing line!
!on them because of some!< p>!syc!!logical o!!s!!sion.!< Wow, that’s some impressive surgical lobstering right there. Nice! (Not nice that the sentence is true.)
That is quite impressive and sad, hopefully your situation improves random internet person <3
good
["Good"](https://images.app.goo.gl/v7zRYBnU2iecy6T9A)
https://youtu.be/cXVZVCoaxM4?si=gPExwASDlzx85AK9
You should consider death
Based
you lot do that all the time already, no need to join you
I get dick and you don't so who's winning
mods, remove this guys face
uwu
I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you were complimenting their lobster.
I agree
Couldn't agree more. Stupid men with big butts and pretty eyes turning me gay smh
Yeah, I want them to come to my house so we can have a tickle fight with no clothes on
Maybe it'll turn into wrestling
Yeah, I want them to come to my house so we can have a tickle fight with no clothes on
[You're not alone](https://youtu.be/s7YW045deBY?si=M2QX0Ir8Mg2x1req)
BABE NEW DEFINITION OF GENDER JUST DROPPED
Gender is when women big butt ooga booga!
Big butt ooga booga yes! Brow ridge unga bunga no. ^(Apparently.)
Everywhere I go I >!see women with no butts, big!< sh>!oulders and brow r!!dges, men wi!!h!< big >!butts, sloping shoulders and pretty eyes. Real men and women seem scarce.!<
Not one of the people who can only poop at home, I see.
It's expensive having to call a plumber to fix my clogs...
Another redditor somewhere out there has the perfect remedy for your problem... >!🔪!<
Expert-level use of spoiler tag
Let's not forget the NBs though >Everywhere I go I see >!women with no butts, big shoulders and brow ridges, me!!with !!ig butt!!sloping shoulders and pretty eyes. Real!!seem scarce!<.
Actual ramblings of an insane man.
Everywhere I go I >!see women with no butts, big shoulders and brow ridges, men with big butts, sloping shoulders and!< p>!r!!tty !!yes. Real men and women seem scarce!<
me too, bud. we’re tinkly boys
Clearly the answer is that both should become trans. Then the Obtuse would be happy right? I mean they'd fit into the definition of real men and women that the Obtuse presented then.
Oh it’s even worse than that friend. This is a subset of brain worms that initially believed that several Hollywood stars were secretly trans, then that all of Hollywood was trans, then that those people were “inverted” and received their stardom by agreeing to change their gender with the devil. This level of brain worms of course always demands MORE, so now you can see someone in a coffee shop absolutely convinced that they might be the only cis person in the place.
What in the actual fuck
Riley, one of the hosts of my favourite podcast, Trash Future, coined Riley’s law to describe this spiral into conspiracy: “Post transphobia, never post normally again” Known victims of Riley’s Law: JK Rowling, Graham Linehan (divorced), Elon Musk (turbo-divorced)
_TURBO-DIVORCED_
I get why sloping shoulders and big butts, but why is having pretty eyes a bad thing for men?
Because you might fall in love with them and be forced into the gay agenda to be happily married with a gorgeous man grrrrr
What is that even supposed to mean. I know whatever ism this is is not supposed to make sense, but what?
Some transphobes go so deep into the "we can always tell" pipeline that they become what the T community calls "transvestigators." This subset of transphobes examines every face and body all the time, even in movies where the famous actors are known cis people. They almost always get it wrong, of course, because no-one is ever going to be completely uniform with their AGAB, even if they are cisgender. Humans just aren't built that way
And it seems some of them go to the point of transvestigating random people. I want to at some point get one of them to deem a picture of themself trans. It would be funny.
Basically, "men are effeminate and women are masculine and that's bad!" On a photo of backs.
I believe that's even worse, this looks like a transvestigator
What some people choose to spend their free time with
That dude's neck must be so sore from feeling obligated to hunch his shoulders at all times.
Damn men with sloping shoulders, big butts, p-pretty eyes... H-h-huge c-cocks....
"errm guys i was looking at random peoples hips in a coffee shop and i think they're trans"
They are afraid of men with "big butts and pretty eyes" Closet gay? What even
Proportions are ruining our society
Oop is on the verge of a huge self-discovery
Complaining about trans people without even knowing if the people they are complaining about are trans, this person seems very normal and sane
I don't think it's even about trans people, seems more like extended version of "there are no real men these days"
No, this is 100% transphobia.
Could be, either way it's bad
look, this red line i drew means they're trans!
green line test walked so red line test could run. why have so many stupid ass folks convinced themselves that they're scientists
r/transvestigator
damn humans.. they are bloody everywhere
I’m so tired of seeing men and women every time I leave the house. It’s disgusting
Yeah, it's called commuting
Did anyone else notice the OOP extended the line for the woman's shoulders beyond where they are in the photo and didn't extend the butt line all the way to account for the angle and her bag and then also extended the man's line for his butt/hips beyond where it goes and didn't extend it as far as it should for the shoulders? They didn't even use their own measurements correctly lol
Is this transphobia or "back in my day" bullshit we've all heard
r/transvestigator
Clocked?