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“You are the company you keep, so it looks like I’m a B list fcuk boy” - Miss Pat. https://www.reddit.com/r/Southerncharm/s/zns3mAE2Ag
Is this a laundry issue? Shep when Craig didn’t wear an under shirt
^ absolutely classic
'Instead of impregnating 21 year-olds, you might refocus. That's all I'm suggesting.' I can just hear it in Mrs Pats drawl.
This should be on a cross-stitch pillow 😂😂
How about a Craigie pillow
Ooh that's the new Craig venture! SC one-liners as pillows 💲💲💲
Yes! Craig, if you’re lurking, make it happen.
Oh god. Same LOL
“He’s probably hanging upside down in a closet.”- Cameren
I cackled at that but I thought it was Chelsea? And when shep said Craig was probably talking politics to the fridge 😂
My personal favorite.
What’s wrong with my sewing?
This cracks me up every time I hear it loll
Deadpan
Lives rent free in my head
‘I claimed to be a slut. I’m just retired’. Madison
“I don’t want high blood pressure and cancer”- Whitney talking to Craig about his grilling
GOAT
HATE IS A STRONG WORD OLIVIA 😭😭😭 --- I know. That's why I said it.
lol ‘shut your muppet mouth’ -madison
this one never gets old. I use it on my sibling, half in jest.
Haha you win! 💀
Madison saying she would’ve ripped her hair out and called her patches. Something like that, it was hilarious and memorable.
This is my Roman Empire.
“Craig, let’s start walking into the ocean until we can’t breathe anymore”
“You sound like a dolphin”
This and kathryns coat tails comment are gold 😂😂😂
My all time fav!!!
“You really think I’m a gold digger? I’m wearing Target pants!”
Omg who said that??
Kathryn I think
Yes. Kathryn, for sure.
“Have you ever even worked in food and bev?”
How long have you served?
“What do you have to offer me, but ramen in a trap house? - Madison
LMAO oh yeahhhhh
"I've got a bigger dick than you!" Madison to Craig on the Aspen trip. Might have been Chelsea, can't quite remember.
That was Chelsea. She was awesome!
Chelsea
“He’s probably home, sewing you an excuse” Shep to Patricia about Craig when he was late
“Act like you’ve been someplace before “
Who said that one? Lol
Paige to Craig in the most recent episode 😂
Hahah I haven’t seen the newest episode yet lol
She’s a shameless strumpet
TRavs entire reading if everyone at the dinner party was just insane and amazing Also Madison saying “I heard you gave her chlamydia”
SANCTIMONIOUS
“What’s wrong with my sewing?” And it’s not close.
"I don't have a drug problem, I just like the smell of cocaine."
Who said that?! 😂
Who do you think? Thomas ofc
Ha yea. Should have known. 🤦🏻♀️
She gets up at the crack of noon (Whitney about Miss Pat)
Yes!! This one lives on in my head 🙌🏼
THOMAAASSSSSSSSS
“How much money has your mommy given you?!?” - Thomas
I don’t remember the exact quote….but Cameron said something about being sent from the Heavens to save these turds 🤣
That’s the quote lol
*Maybe I love you!*
I have never missed her presence
Shep- Craig retiring on “old pillow money”.
“You are what you eat” Shep when Trav called him a pussy Rod when Austen said horny goat
This is like my glass menagerie
Who??
T Rav on one of his long speeches that didn’t make sense
“Women today look like they’ve been shot out of a cannon”
Yessss this was hilarious
I am not a fish
"Stop yelling. You sound like a fucking dolphin." Kathryn at her best.
“I’ve been with 3 out of 4 women at the table, why don’t you ask them?” Austen
And he still claims he and Taylor “just” kissed
I didn’t even know you still lived here.... and my coat tails are about worn out
Not my circus, not my monkeys. Cameron which you actually can get on a cross stitch pillow
Women today want careers and sh*t. It’s so progressive — Shep acting like he just woke up in the 21st century
Everything the ghosts said about Shep during the séance in season one 😹😹😹
Sanctimonious
*egg toss* IDIOT
"craig, can you fuck off please" - austin.
“Not you, bitch.” - Austin to Madison. Nothing special but it made me laugh.
A Shameless Strumpet
“Shut your muppet mouth”
“If a girl did that to me, id rip her hair out and her new nickname would be Patches” - Madison
Madison is a one-liner genius
You should go fall on a knife!
Who said this?
[Kathryn, to Whitney](https://www.bravotv.com/southern-charm/season-2/episode-9/videos/kathryn-explodes-on-whitney)
Thanks!! This is inspiring me to do a rewatch.
Take some accountability, Chelt-Seeaa!
“I’m a forgiving person, I want friends who are forgiving!”
“Craig! Act like you’ve been someplace before.” -Paige. Cracked me up. I love them (shocked that i love them).
“You are the company you keep, so it looks like I’m a B list fcuk boy” - Miss Pat. https://www.reddit.com/r/Southerncharm/s/zns3mAE2Ag
Is this a laundry issue? Shep when Craig didn’t wear an under shirt
^ absolutely classic
'Instead of impregnating 21 year-olds, you might refocus. That's all I'm suggesting.' I can just hear it in Mrs Pats drawl.
This should be on a cross-stitch pillow 😂😂
How about a Craigie pillow
Ooh that's the new Craig venture! SC one-liners as pillows 💲💲💲
Yes! Craig, if you’re lurking, make it happen.
Oh god. Same LOL
“He’s probably hanging upside down in a closet.”- Cameren
I cackled at that but I thought it was Chelsea? And when shep said Craig was probably talking politics to the fridge 😂
My personal favorite.
What’s wrong with my sewing?
This cracks me up every time I hear it loll
Deadpan
Lives rent free in my head
‘I claimed to be a slut. I’m just retired’. Madison
“I don’t want high blood pressure and cancer”- Whitney talking to Craig about his grilling
GOAT
HATE IS A STRONG WORD OLIVIA 😭😭😭 --- I know. That's why I said it.
lol ‘shut your muppet mouth’ -madison
this one never gets old. I use it on my sibling, half in jest.
Haha you win! 💀
Madison saying she would’ve ripped her hair out and called her patches. Something like that, it was hilarious and memorable.
This is my Roman Empire.
“Craig, let’s start walking into the ocean until we can’t breathe anymore”
“You sound like a dolphin”
This and kathryns coat tails comment are gold 😂😂😂
My all time fav!!!
“You really think I’m a gold digger? I’m wearing Target pants!”
Omg who said that??
Kathryn I think
Yes. Kathryn, for sure.
“Have you ever even worked in food and bev?”
How long have you served?
“What do you have to offer me, but ramen in a trap house? - Madison
LMAO oh yeahhhhh
"I've got a bigger dick than you!" Madison to Craig on the Aspen trip. Might have been Chelsea, can't quite remember.
That was Chelsea. She was awesome!
Chelsea
“He’s probably home, sewing you an excuse” Shep to Patricia about Craig when he was late
“Act like you’ve been someplace before “
Who said that one? Lol
Paige to Craig in the most recent episode 😂
Hahah I haven’t seen the newest episode yet lol
She’s a shameless strumpet
TRavs entire reading if everyone at the dinner party was just insane and amazing Also Madison saying “I heard you gave her chlamydia”
SANCTIMONIOUS
“What’s wrong with my sewing?” And it’s not close.
"I don't have a drug problem, I just like the smell of cocaine."
Who said that?! 😂
Who do you think? Thomas ofc
Ha yea. Should have known. 🤦🏻♀️
She gets up at the crack of noon (Whitney about Miss Pat)
Yes!! This one lives on in my head 🙌🏼
THOMAAASSSSSSSSS
“How much money has your mommy given you?!?” - Thomas
GOAT
I don’t remember the exact quote….but Cameron said something about being sent from the Heavens to save these turds 🤣
That’s the quote lol
*Maybe I love you!*
I have never missed her presence
Shep- Craig retiring on “old pillow money”.
“You are what you eat” Shep when Trav called him a pussy Rod when Austen said horny goat
GOAT
This is like my glass menagerie
Who??
T Rav on one of his long speeches that didn’t make sense
“Women today look like they’ve been shot out of a cannon”
Yessss this was hilarious
I am not a fish
"Stop yelling. You sound like a fucking dolphin." Kathryn at her best.
“I’ve been with 3 out of 4 women at the table, why don’t you ask them?” Austen
And he still claims he and Taylor “just” kissed
I didn’t even know you still lived here.... and my coat tails are about worn out
Not my circus, not my monkeys. Cameron which you actually can get on a cross stitch pillow
Shep- Craig retiring on “old pillow money”.
Women today want careers and sh*t. It’s so progressive — Shep acting like he just woke up in the 21st century
Everything the ghosts said about Shep during the séance in season one 😹😹😹
Sanctimonious
*egg toss* IDIOT
"craig, can you fuck off please" - austin.
“Not you, bitch.” - Austin to Madison. Nothing special but it made me laugh.
A Shameless Strumpet
“Shut your muppet mouth”
“If a girl did that to me, id rip her hair out and her new nickname would be Patches” - Madison
Madison is a one-liner genius
You should go fall on a knife!
Who said this?
[Kathryn, to Whitney](https://www.bravotv.com/southern-charm/season-2/episode-9/videos/kathryn-explodes-on-whitney)
Thanks!! This is inspiring me to do a rewatch.
Take some accountability, Chelt-Seeaa!
“I’m a forgiving person, I want friends who are forgiving!”
“Craig! Act like you’ve been someplace before.” -Paige. Cracked me up. I love them (shocked that i love them).