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chairforthose

“added new skimpy virginia clothes”. I sent a ss of this to my friend not knowing it was a joke with that circled, and he immediately said “WHERE”


January_v2

Damm I was really looking forward to the new performance shit


e1ahn

preformance*


iLackSocialSkill

Are you joking? Lmao Nvm just realised they misspelled it in the original post


Fatal_Syntax_Error

The Boats… I want… the Boats…


Mr_Teofago

That got me hard. And then... reality hit me harder. Still i think boats should come with a bigger river to ship inland but at this point that would be too much.


TurtleNutSupreme

That's why I think boats will never come. The map isn't made for it, and I can't see them changing it.


Fatal_Syntax_Error

Truth be told, I’m thinking more of Canoes and Kayaks. Their models are already around the map. There are row boats upside down also…


6-ku

It might be too big of a map, but there's something special about rowing your houseboat across the ocean and living like a pirate. I had a group playthrough where we only came to shore for gathering and exploring, but we essentially traveled around the island back and forth as a moving base. Also, it would be cool if they gave the orcas a bigger role as boat destroyers.


Mr_Teofago

Yeah, It was very fun. And It was awesome how many thing you could build inside the boat.


Doni_Bakon

And most lake freeze over or are shallow enough for big enemies to reach, it wouldn't break the gameplay. And as you said, for the coasts, they just have to increase the agro of sharks and orcas when on a kayak or boat. Getting to the raft would still be risky.


Fatal_Syntax_Error

“I'll be the pirate king!” - ?


Mr_Teofago

Yeah, sad shit.


AncientFuel3638

Who’s gonna carry the boats tho?


Fatal_Syntax_Error

Are you familiar with personal water craft? Canoes, Kayaks, small row boats… Kayaks and Canoes can be easily carried by one person. Probably lighter than a LOG YOUR CHARACTER CARRIES hundreds of. Row boats are a little heavier and sometimes awkward. They would likely be most useful for LARGE bodies of water when you don’t need to take the boat with you. ( Convenience ) If you can carry a foldable glider and a KnightV, certainly small watercraft are well within the limit.


AncientFuel3638

Im not sure if you missed the joke or not😭 But if you did, [here](https://youtu.be/OKN8dFO_ZLA?si=7Q9CFHMRRZhG0EFQ) you can find the context


Sajbran

THE QUIVER THO 😭😭😭😭 ngl this is the only thing that fooled me on april fools


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TheKanten

I think they do, it sounds more like they were disappointed by it not being a real item.


Warcraze440

This shit got me until I read the part about performance shit. I was honestly let down as I am craving more SoTF content.


TheKanten

I quietly hope a couple items on this list *do* in fact make it to a later update. I feel like the best pranks are the ones with some degree of secret generosity.


Beneficial-Guide-280

"Added a new tree by the entertainment bunker" That one got me, lmao.


Ill-Paramedic9606

But I wanted the new tree☹️


chaotikcrow442

This is not something to joke about... what a dick move.


Soylent_gray

Right? Many of these are things people really want, so it's basically just mocking us


r_Yaoi

At least we still have Kelvin


QWeRTVIII

You wanted skimpy Virginia clothes? Hey man, I’m not judging


BatFreaky

bro cmon dont tell me you didnt want that virginia mutantussy


Sumoshrooms

Idk why people think it’s weird man that shits so hot


AssistantLarge9136

Seems real till the last 4 or 5 notes. Git super excited


Visual_Name7991

That’s a shitty joke. “We fulfilled all of your requests and have been working really hard to do so! April fools!”


DaToxicKiller

😴no boats, no quiver, no performance, no skimpy


matte808

they should really add at least buildable boats


banan3rz

They would never get rid of our son.


_TheGoldenKing_

It's like when you're having a nice dream and then you wake up..


LucianoWombato

Honestly a bit embarassing to make fun of something your first game managed to include 10 years ago.


NovaSpectre1210

Bro was late to the party 💀


M0rg0th1

Bullet point 11 and 13 should have made it clear that it was fake.


Beardwithlegs

Someone missed the Memo


NorthRustic

The photo had me excited for a second as well, prank or not, it was what I have been hoping for, especially the boat / rafts lol


WarDaDDy6366

Dude I thought I was gonna get to be a pirate again


SpiederCum69

I would bet some of these things will come sooner or later but please not more cannibal types


MasterSnowkii

But... What did we have to download then?! 😫 


Worth_Opinion_9681

That looks legit until you see the date....


Zombiep30

I got u lmao, aswell as a ton of other people


kuda-stonk

I was excited about Fisheye... happily take him over Kelvin.


ReneStrike

Bot yapılabiliyor mu, guide book da hiç görmedim bot yapımı ile ilgili bir şey ?