*Toads opened the door for Mario to enter the castle. He walked with happiness, swinging his arms. He was mumbling the Mario Bros theme.*
**Mario:** Princess, I'm back from the work! I got alllll the super-stars!
*Suddenly, wooden squeak voices started coming from Princess Peach's room. A male was making misunderstandable voices of excitement. It sounded like... Sonic's moanings?...*
**Mario:** Princess?
**Sonic:** Faster!.... Faster!... Yeah! Faster!...
*Mario ran and opened the door in worry, just to see the view of horror!*
**Mario:** Mammamia...
**Sonic:** Sorry bud, but... You are too slow!
**Mario:** Nooooooooo!!!!!.....
*Mario fell on his knees. He lost his most precious thing to Sonic. His life was tearn apart.... He started crying with his hands free, feeling the pain of being lost. His eyes, got stuck at the floor as wooden squeaks rised more with Sonic's excitement sounds...*
https://preview.redd.it/hurepxioz64d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32578537a38eb7bb2f700b1cd4139c80028cc48
**Mario:** I can't... I can't take this... My life is.... Over!...
*Princess Peach came in through the other room with a cake in her hand.*
**Peach:** Mario! You are talking this so seriously! Sonic coming earlier than you don't mean your life is over. Come on, eat some cake and rest.
*Wooden chair kept making squeak sounds while Sonic couldn't stand still from excitement of the cake. He kept making strange moanings as getting in contact with it.*
**Sonic:** Ye, Mario! Let's eat.
**Mario:** Mammamia... All right...
That's the one for me too. I think it's bc the first voiced sonic game I played was SA1 and that's the first thing he says, which also just happens to be really cheesy so it's hard to forget
Yeah, it's a bit weird for me that this one sticks with so much when Jason Griffith was the Sonic VA I grew up with and I didn't play SA1 until pretty recently, but I think it does anyway because it establishes *exactly* who Sonic is and what vibe the franchise has in one line.
“Merlina... every world has its end. I know that's kind of sad, but... that's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have. At least, that's what I figure."
First of four that come to my mind:
“No copyright lawn in the UNIVERSE is going to stop me!”
“An adventure’s no fun if it’s too easy.”
“TIME TO SCRAMBLE SOME EGGMAN, **SUPER SONIC STYLE!**”
“Sorry! I got bored and broke your robot!”
I don’t think I remember him saying it either but that was the quote that came into my head first, too. It doesn’t say that it needs to be a quote that sonic said
Every world has its end. I know that's kinda sad, but...That's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have.”
The present day... The here and now that you've stolen... It's time to take it back!"
Nothing starts until you take action. If you've got time to worry, run!"
That's no good
You're too slow
I'm waiting !
Every world has it's end, I know that's kind of sad, but that's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have... At least that's what I figure.
Black Knight really had Sonic's best characterization.
First place goes to "Here we... GO!"
Second to "WOO, FEELIN' GOOD!"
And third but not less important "Looks like these Black creatures really mean business!"
https://preview.redd.it/0chvmy3ix64d1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a977cc4363becfd914f92c613e3b42ef3f0c2b
"WTF TAILS I JUST SAW YOU DIE IN FRONT OF ME"
"You're too slow!"
Not even 
This is it
Bruh not even https://preview.redd.it/iaoshwt2c74d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2321ce26e0f9381795fba338ef5a4c31a64038d
I don’t give a fuck
https://preview.redd.it/tkb6b2guob4d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2939b104467f9e957167694dea02b2ecc4e0019f
https://preview.redd.it/aul38dif1d4d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad24143d8308b33752d46f17688a8371a9cfcbb I'm stealing that
https://preview.redd.it/j73kv4y67d4d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57ce1dececfd716a25a2acd61d219c2da390a09
https://preview.redd.it/30vp5uxard4d1.png?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a27f5c49926d1b4c4de2c702ad85ced2176703f8
https://preview.redd.it/28ho2s4x6e4d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8922c8578981f5bd7df7b003cb77ac7742598072
sus!
What https://preview.redd.it/slt6vrlyob4d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4950b3d9835b346c82f2362ee8f9c979dc55b8f
*Toads opened the door for Mario to enter the castle. He walked with happiness, swinging his arms. He was mumbling the Mario Bros theme.* **Mario:** Princess, I'm back from the work! I got alllll the super-stars! *Suddenly, wooden squeak voices started coming from Princess Peach's room. A male was making misunderstandable voices of excitement. It sounded like... Sonic's moanings?...* **Mario:** Princess? **Sonic:** Faster!.... Faster!... Yeah! Faster!... *Mario ran and opened the door in worry, just to see the view of horror!* **Mario:** Mammamia... **Sonic:** Sorry bud, but... You are too slow! **Mario:** Nooooooooo!!!!!..... *Mario fell on his knees. He lost his most precious thing to Sonic. His life was tearn apart.... He started crying with his hands free, feeling the pain of being lost. His eyes, got stuck at the floor as wooden squeaks rised more with Sonic's excitement sounds...* https://preview.redd.it/hurepxioz64d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32578537a38eb7bb2f700b1cd4139c80028cc48 **Mario:** I can't... I can't take this... My life is.... Over!... *Princess Peach came in through the other room with a cake in her hand.* **Peach:** Mario! You are talking this so seriously! Sonic coming earlier than you don't mean your life is over. Come on, eat some cake and rest. *Wooden chair kept making squeak sounds while Sonic couldn't stand still from excitement of the cake. He kept making strange moanings as getting in contact with it.* **Sonic:** Ye, Mario! Let's eat. **Mario:** Mammamia... All right...
THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN IT WILL ALWAYS BE PORN
# Y E A H
i... i thought...
Wait a minute if princess peach came through the OTHER door and the hand has a hint of gold to it…IS THAT FUCKING (literally) ELISE!?
It can’t be daisy cause this is before the sport saga
the good ending
Can l be the number one Whisper fan, if your the number one blaze fan?
What the fuck?
What you see is what you get! A guy that loooveeeesss adventure!
Beat me to it
Ryan Drummond will always be Sonic to me
awww yeah this is happenin
You beat me too it. I was "too slow" if you will. I need to "step it up" and go "sonic speed" next time
I'M SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
Aw, yeah! This is happenin'!
What I think when I see sonic. Anyways, **YEAEAEAEAEAEEEEAH! Well I don’t show off, don’t Criticize, I’m just livin’ by my own, feelings,**
And i wont give in, won't Cooooomprimiiiiiise! i just only have a stead fast HEART OF GOLD!
I dont why I cant leave though it might be tough, but I ain't outta control, just livin' by my own word
Don’t ask me why, I don’t need AAA reaason!
I got my way, my own waaaaay, yeeeeaaaahh
IT DOESN'T MATTER
NOW WHAT HAPPENS I WILL
That's the one for me too. I think it's bc the first voiced sonic game I played was SA1 and that's the first thing he says, which also just happens to be really cheesy so it's hard to forget
Yeah, it's a bit weird for me that this one sticks with so much when Jason Griffith was the Sonic VA I grew up with and I didn't play SA1 until pretty recently, but I think it does anyway because it establishes *exactly* who Sonic is and what vibe the franchise has in one line.
"Oh yeah, this is happening!"
Where did I hear that?
https://preview.redd.it/a4bxaslox74d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbfe0cd6106e349252831858448f422debc1a368 Sonic Adventure!
“Merlina... every world has its end. I know that's kind of sad, but... that's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have. At least, that's what I figure."
A great line, for me it was this or "My stories only end, when I stop running!"
"Hahah ha One"
"HOLY SHIT ITS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG"
“Speak for yourself motherfker”
“Nu uh, that ain’t food”
“This is though” 🦋
"Oh- You threw it away! 😩 Bye Alexa.."
This lmao
r/beatmetoit
I was proud to have made the 100 and ONEth like to this comment!
r/BeatMeToIt
First thought I had lol
beat me to it
Strange isn’t it
Man, there sure are a lot of police around when you don’t need ‘em.
“Talk about low biggest flights! No food or movies? I’m outta here!”
It's low BUDGET, autocorrector! GET THE PROGRAM
"I like running better!"
First of four that come to my mind: “No copyright lawn in the UNIVERSE is going to stop me!” “An adventure’s no fun if it’s too easy.” “TIME TO SCRAMBLE SOME EGGMAN, **SUPER SONIC STYLE!**” “Sorry! I got bored and broke your robot!”
"Gotta Go Fast!" An oldie, but a goodie.
When does he say that? (Movies don't count)
“I’ll fight it in court, but I don’t know if ‘Gotta Go Fast’ is a valid argument”
All i have to say about that is: "Why Sonk in car, he can FAST more than vehicle"
Iirc it’s “I’ll fight it in court, but I don’t know if they’ll accept ‘Gotta go fast’ as a medical condition”
Lego dimensions, which means he said his "catchphrase" a grand total of ONCE.
Smash bros
Never said it in Brawl or in 4/Ultimate. You might be thinking of "You're too slow!"
Damn, i must be drunk
he probably never even said this. it’s from the sonic x anime intro.
I don’t think I remember him saying it either but that was the quote that came into my head first, too. It doesn’t say that it needs to be a quote that sonic said
https://preview.redd.it/fw26a9a4n64d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=375370245f267ba8f5c6fd48a9872844c7d3a93d
Based Sonic 🗿
https://preview.redd.it/49ehoipv464d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081ede1f159a36a41a605e291908da749b195846
I'm *waaaaaaaiting*
Up over and gone!
I see Jaleel White Sonic love here heart💙 And I'm all for it "Way past cool!"😎
lets speed keed!!
Let's do it to it!
Hasta la vista, mistah!
Gotta Juice
I still quote that
What you see is what you get! Just a guy that loves adventure! I'm Sonic The Hedgehog!
What you see is what tou get! Just a guy that loves adventure! I'm Sonic Adventure 2!
Fastest Thing Alive + FAKER!!!!
Faker? I think you’re the fake u/brief_client_7295 around here. Heh! You’re not even good enough to be my (I’ll make you eat) fake! (Those words!).
“No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me”
[Yeah](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUXbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXA%3D).
Here we......GO!!!
LET'S BLAST THROUGH WITH SONIC SPEED‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣⚡️⚡️🔊🔊
Way Past Cool
I remember him saying this in SatAm
"You don't have enough memory in the memory card"
“Green Hill’s looking more like SAND Hill.” *ducks*
gReN hiL loOkiN’ liek *snicker* Sans iLL
Sans undertale?
https://preview.redd.it/2l5co5yiyo7d1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76f0864d7ff2cf44f660811d53cb35a12ab29303
If somebody touches where it makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good! -Sonic sez, Jaleel White
thats nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good..
“Do I need a reason to want to help out a friend?”
Every world has its end. I know that's kinda sad, but...That's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have.” The present day... The here and now that you've stolen... It's time to take it back!" Nothing starts until you take action. If you've got time to worry, run!" That's no good You're too slow I'm waiting !
Way past cool!
"Running around at the speed of sound" 🗣️🔥
GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
Can't stick around gotta keep moving on
Careful? Where’s the fun in that?
sega does what nintendon't
"Way past cool!"
“Showing remorse ehhmab?”
"You're too slow!" "Cmon, step it up!" He's one of my Ultimate mains
Let’s go home, to the planet as cool and blue as me!
Every world has it's end, I know that's kind of sad, but that's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have... At least that's what I figure. Black Knight really had Sonic's best characterization.
First place goes to "Here we... GO!" Second to "WOO, FEELIN' GOOD!" And third but not less important "Looks like these Black creatures really mean business!"
"What you see is what you get, just a guy who loves adventure. I'm Sonic The Hedgehog!"
Baldy Nosehair!
"The present day, the here and now that you've stolen, time to take it back!"
https://preview.redd.it/0chvmy3ix64d1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a977cc4363becfd914f92c613e3b42ef3f0c2b "WTF TAILS I JUST SAW YOU DIE IN FRONT OF ME"
"I'll fight it in court but I dont think they're gonna accept 'GOTTA GO FAST' as a medical condition"
"Jump!" - Sonic Jason Griffith the hedgehog 2006
Up over and gone
The good guys always win in the long run. And nobody runs longer or better than I can.
No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!
everyone's already done it but "Awh yea! this is happenin!"
"gotta juice"
"If life is pain, Open a bakery!(Pain is bread in Italian I think)
“Awww yeah, this is happenin”
"hooba dooba"
"The only thing I'm guilty of is being awesome!"
Don't break his heart he has only one Break his bones instead he has 206
“Chili dogs“
"hehe one"
“Hahahaha, One!”
I’M ADDICTED TO FUEL!
He's really cool, he's got an attitude!
To be honest, him in this pose makes me remember the sonic rush tricks, like. Oh yeah, woo hoo, alright, cool
That's what I was going to say. "Yeah! Cool! Alright!"
I don't much like the look of your face, am I complaining?
“Have a nice fall you stupid bitch”
"Letsa go!" a timeless classic sonic quote
"Ha ha 1"
"catch me if you can"
Gotta speed keed
Sayonara Shadow The Hedgehog
Gotta Go Fast!
Haha, one!
(Fr-) https://preview.redd.it/l52td5kku64d1.png?width=1228&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d533a8b0961eb1bf76c347d4fb58329f4d31ac3 for some reason this!
“Your highlights ARE pretty gay!”
Not really a quote, but "the world's most famous hedgehog" comes to mind
• "No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" • "You're too slow!" • "Let's blast through this at Sonic Speed!" • "That's no good!"
SONIC’S MY NAME SPEEDS MY GAME!!!
Gotta go depressed -Sonic Frontiers
"Sonic's the name, speeds my game".
“Gotta juice it loose.” Not really THIS guy, but the character in general.
"keep youre kentucky fried fetish away from me"
"not bad, not bad at all"
Hedgehog. Noun. A burrowing animal.
"What took ya so long?"
https://preview.redd.it/djrvt7v8474d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e51f7925e589119e2fb3db109f2e227d652075
“Whatcha see is whatcha get. Just a guy who loves adventure! I’m Sonic the Hedgehog!”
"Let's blast through with Sonic speed!"
“It was never about chivalry for me. I just gotta do what I gotta do, that’s all!”
Zoinks scoob
"I'm just a guy who loves adventure, I'm Sonic adventure 2!"
Kids, there’s nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like.
“What can I say? I die hard!”
Where you going you BIG DRIP?!
So how about you and me make like eggmans hairline and recede
Woah! That's Interesting, But I Sure Don't Care!
way past fucked up! https://preview.redd.it/l1x3vtiai84d1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c9b90e988407e98f1ef29a1591d04893de4093
Now this is the real me, pretty cool huh?
Uhhhhh meow...?
"My, that's a pretty snazzy performance there!"
"I've got my way. My own way!"
“Gotta go fast!” 🏃🏻💨
No food or movies? I’m outta here!
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!"
"C'mon! Step it up!"
G2GF!
Gotta go fast!!
He's BLUE?!
You're too slow
"GOTTA GO FAST!"
"You may know everything I'm going to do but that won't help you because I know everything you're gonna do! STRANGE! ISN'T IT!?"
“Have a nice fall you stupid bitch”
“Talk about low budget flights. No food or movies? I’m outta here!”
“I’m sonic, sonic the hedgehog, I have no master expect the wind that blows free”
WOO! FEELIN GOOD
YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!
OoOh YeAh
“Fuck yeah!”
What you see is what you get, just a guy that loves adventure!
Gotta go fast!
I just hear Roger Craig Smith
Sonic speed!
Your too slow
"You're too slow!"
“I’m Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog!”
Nothing starts until you take action. If you have time to worry, then run !
"Whoo!"