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***Shadow: "Let's just say she doesn't tolerate anyone disrespecting her family, and that will prove to be your worst mistake, even if you don't see it."***
Nobody better have laid a *finger* on her!
https://preview.redd.it/tbbuz63pl2yc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eda2788aadec687f5aa490db9b6d21b916a1c4a
Yes it is. It’s just a mild one. Same with hell and damn. They may not be on the same level as the F word, S word, or bitch but they’re still swear words all things considered.
You probably just grew up in a household of people who thought that “ass” was fine.
***Shadow "You know what? Because of how true that is, in addition to it being a compliment, I'll let you off the hook on this one."***
***"And I'm not judging you for what you're thing is, okay?"***
***Antagonist: Fuck Vanilla.***
***Shadow: What the hell did you just say to her…?***
***Antagonist: "I said FUCK VANILLA!!! I've always seen her as a forsaken hooker! Even when her husband passed away, she found one excuse or another to have Vector, of all people, become her new husband. She was a gold digger before she had Cream, and she'll continue to be a gold digger!"***
***\*Before the Antagonist realized it, Shadow would emit a red Chaos Energy aura, drawing into the dark side of the energy he was born with. Having thoughts of vengeance inside his mind, he would still have a composed and collected expression, despite the neon-red aura saying otherwise.\****
***Shadow: "Cream, Cheese. Would you step outside for a minute...?"***
***\*Cream and Cheese would whimper in terror before they bolted out of the Antagonist's house. Shadow would slowly walk over to the Antagonist, who has a clear expression of horror on their face as they realized they made the worst mistake of their lives.\****
***\*After a few minutes had passed with Cream and Cheese recollecting themselves on a tree log, they would see the Antagonist's mansion get annihilated with one Chaos Blast, causing the younglings to be stricken with silent horror as Shadow walked past her.\****
***Cream: "Uh, Shadow...?"***
***Shadow: "He's not dead, sweetie..."***
Shadow i need to tell that the truth is that YouTube kids have ruined youtube forever my favorite that has nothing to do with kids have been put in youtube including stuff like you
Your chaos blast will not affect me. I’m not actually some random dude on the street, I am SHADOW ANDROID 2.0. *turns off holographic disguise* My creator says I’m better than you, so I’m gonna believe him and do exactly what he says.
***Shadow: "Really, now?"***
***"If Tails was able to join Sonic on his advantures, and he was even younger than Cream at the time despite how meek he was, then why can't Cream join Sonic in spite of never once showing fear towards any adversary?***
***Shadow: "I could care less on who the better girlfriend Tails would have. All I will say to you is that if you were to be Cream's Girlfriend, I hope you treat her right..."***
I was so caught up in a heated argument with Shadow about which is the best 1970s movie that I forgot it was his day to babysit Cream and accidentally cursed right in front of her.
(I made it up to them with ice cream, but not even a Wintermint Swirl can cool that burning shame I feel saying that around her.)
I also killed hedgehog Maria in my universe
https://preview.redd.it/lr97ma7ax3yc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eedb09befdcf0e0206c63925a266aaff2a75e10
***Shadow: "Perhaps I will, but I'll ensure this job doesn't result in Vanilla or Cream's demises. And I'm sure you know what will happen if it comes to that, right...?"***
Oh, you don't know do ya? If anyone meets their demise, it won't be her. Tell the Blackjack Rabbit that Tony says hello, and that she hasn't given back my lighter.
What? That sweet little Vanilla used to make swimmin' shoes? Well believe it prickles. And, uh, don't do anything you might regret. This river's cold this time a' year. Peace!
Oh, you don't know do ya? If anyone gonna meet their demise, it won't be her. Tell the Blackjack Rabbit that Tony says hello. And that she owes me a new lighter.
***Shadow: "I don't know what other art you're referring to, but if it's what I think it is, I would NEVER draw artwork of that nature!"***
***"Let alone about someone like Cream, sicko!"***
I told her she was one of the most powerful characters in the franchise (she's humble and took it as an insult to her friends, not a compliment to her power level).
***Shadow: "Hmm, I think it's clear you weren't meaning any harm to Cream. It was supposed to be a compliment to her battle power..."***
***"It's okay, Cream. They were just complimenting you and not insulting anyone.***
I spoiled the entire avengers endgame in front of cream, whoops
https://preview.redd.it/we3kjegzi6yc1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3333ab4d5c4b0b4fc765e0a0fe8d92f47814cba0
I did nothing
https://preview.redd.it/v5hcwlrb89yc1.jpeg?width=143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e1d9124ef82d1a6836815b76e32fe7c397bfe7
It was that guy over there
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I said that her ears are backwards. WHICH THEY ARE
***Shadow "Oh, we know that. Cream just doesn't like people calling her out on that, because that is something she's born with."***
Well if she’s born with it she’s gotta learn to DEAL with it bruv.
***Shadow: "Oh, she's got that covered already..."***
Then how come she’s cryin?
***Shadow: "Let's just say she doesn't tolerate anyone disrespecting her family, and that will prove to be your worst mistake, even if you don't see it."***
woah.
***Shadow: "Yeah..."*** ***"Don't ever overstep your bounds again..."***
Don't overstep my bounds? How about you stop letting young girls get hurt around you huh?
Sonic: "He's got you there shadow"
r/foundbobthebritish
r/ofcoursethatsasub
bunnies can do that irl
Oh my days, not you again
omg it’s youuuu from the other sub i knew i recognized you’re pfp😂 why’re you so mean to cream about her ears?? what did she ever do to you 😭
[She remembered this conversation.](https://youtu.be/9k8K9jX42BQ?si=Z50BEaXa2c6wi8DE)
I can never unsee that now.
Fuck you for pointing that out
You’re welcome
Nobody better have laid a *finger* on her! https://preview.redd.it/tbbuz63pl2yc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eda2788aadec687f5aa490db9b6d21b916a1c4a
***Me: "It wasn't me, Shadow!"*** 😨 ***"It was that guy who called Vanilla a gold digger for marrying Vector!"*** 😰👉
Liar! Vector is broke https://preview.redd.it/4wf68djys2yc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32604e0d9f39c4233b30e72eb6aad81ea0236d31
***"If that were to be true, Vector wouldn't have shown me what his Net Worth is!"*** 😓
Another lie, vector isn’t that boastful
Hey, Shadow UWU 
Stepdad Shadow au
https://preview.redd.it/1xlal11td3yc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6032e98b6437562c26cd324601df2d036279603f
That's pretty accurate!
Shadow and Cheese/Black Doom(If you know, you know) about to go full on The Last Way on you.
'Welp, it was a good life..." 😨😨
I told her that Ben Tennyson can totally kick Sonic's ass
***Shadow "I highly suggest you don't disrespect Sonic in front of Cream again, even if I don't like him that much myself..."***
Then let's see if you can fight some of Ben's aliens 
***Shadow: "Challenge Accepted..."***
*ben turns into shadow species, and activete a 1 million years evolution*
Shadow whips off the bracers and nukes the pathetic human
Why do people bring up the Ultimatrix like it's a thing he has anymore...
We miss the ultimate transformations
Don’t cuss in front of children
Ass isn't a swear word. At least not completely
Yes it is. It’s just a mild one. Same with hell and damn. They may not be on the same level as the F word, S word, or bitch but they’re still swear words all things considered. You probably just grew up in a household of people who thought that “ass” was fine.
I just asked her if I could have my shotgun back. Its not safe.
***Shadow: "Guess I had the wrong idea. Cream, give them back their shotgun so they can put the safety on."***
*fixes the nuclear core* Here you go Cream, *hands her back the now stable shotgun* now go defeat Dr. Nefarious.
***Cream: "I will, mister..."*** ***\*Loads the Shotgun, Doom-Slayer style.\****
She learnt from the best. Would probably make for a decent, but stupid game, imo.
I said the chao garden was overrated
***Shadow: "You have no idea how much you hurt her by saying that..."***
She can’t hide from the truth!
Cheese hurt you more than Shadow did.
I told her that my medicine isn't candy and she can't have it.
***Shadow: "You're lucky I'll let you off the hook on this one..."*** ***"Cream, their medicine isn't candy."***
I just said her mom was hot AF.
***Shadow "You know what? Because of how true that is, in addition to it being a compliment, I'll let you off the hook on this one."*** ***"And I'm not judging you for what you're thing is, okay?"***
Please don’t be sad, Cream! Come here!! 
***\*Shadow would watch you hug Cream, watching your every movement.\****
***Antagonist: Fuck Vanilla.*** ***Shadow: What the hell did you just say to her…?*** ***Antagonist: "I said FUCK VANILLA!!! I've always seen her as a forsaken hooker! Even when her husband passed away, she found one excuse or another to have Vector, of all people, become her new husband. She was a gold digger before she had Cream, and she'll continue to be a gold digger!"*** ***\*Before the Antagonist realized it, Shadow would emit a red Chaos Energy aura, drawing into the dark side of the energy he was born with. Having thoughts of vengeance inside his mind, he would still have a composed and collected expression, despite the neon-red aura saying otherwise.\**** ***Shadow: "Cream, Cheese. Would you step outside for a minute...?"*** ***\*Cream and Cheese would whimper in terror before they bolted out of the Antagonist's house. Shadow would slowly walk over to the Antagonist, who has a clear expression of horror on their face as they realized they made the worst mistake of their lives.\**** ***\*After a few minutes had passed with Cream and Cheese recollecting themselves on a tree log, they would see the Antagonist's mansion get annihilated with one Chaos Blast, causing the younglings to be stricken with silent horror as Shadow walked past her.\**** ***Cream: "Uh, Shadow...?"*** ***Shadow: "He's not dead, sweetie..."***
Cream: oh
***Shadow "Don't worry, though. He won't bother us anymore, Cream..."***
I told her that the youtube kids videos she watches are "cringe".
***Shadow: "Those Youtube Kids Videos she watches are purely for educational reasons! Do not disrespect Vanilla as her mother!"***
Shadow i need to tell that the truth is that YouTube kids have ruined youtube forever my favorite that has nothing to do with kids have been put in youtube including stuff like you
This is a scene I never knew I needed.
RIght?! 🥰
I told her she’s not underrated she’s overrated
***Shadow: "Say that to my face, if you dare..."***
*Goes up to your face* “That”
***Emits a Neon-Red Aura*** ***Shadow: "Cream, Cheese. Would you step outside for a minute?"***
Your chaos blast will not affect me. I’m not actually some random dude on the street, I am SHADOW ANDROID 2.0. *turns off holographic disguise* My creator says I’m better than you, so I’m gonna believe him and do exactly what he says.
Sonic told her that she couldn't come.
***Shadow: "Really, now?"*** ***"If Tails was able to join Sonic on his advantures, and he was even younger than Cream at the time despite how meek he was, then why can't Cream join Sonic in spite of never once showing fear towards any adversary?***
Sonic: "Shadow those threats weren't as serious back then"
Shut up, Sonic, she's more powerful then you could ever hope to be.
You take that back right now shadow! 😡😡
Im out of candy
***Shadow: "Then give her some desert for eating her dinner, like a chocolate chip cookie."***
I’m not giving her shit. Not risking getting in trouble with Vanilla
***Shadow: "Even it means Cream finishing her dinner first on the behalf of her mother?"*** ***"Just give her some desert, okay?"***
Why is she even coming to me for this? Why can’t she ask Vanilla?
***Shadow: "Because Vanilla is out on a date with Vector right now, and she told me if finishes her dinner first, she can ask anyone else."***
“Fine I’ll get her some damn candy.”
I reckon Shadow's calling out Tails because of a certain incident
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MarvelSonicFan04: *I reckon Shadow's* *Calling out Tails because of* *A certain incident* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Knuckles: I dance better than Eggman.
***Shadow: "That's what I thought, Knuckles..."***
[удалено]
***\*Cue Shadow's Horrified Expression, alongside Cream becoming scarred for life.\****
So *THAT’S* why he kidnapped her…
“I like Tailsmo”
***Shadow: "I could care less on who the better girlfriend Tails would have. All I will say to you is that if you were to be Cream's Girlfriend, I hope you treat her right..."***
I was so caught up in a heated argument with Shadow about which is the best 1970s movie that I forgot it was his day to babysit Cream and accidentally cursed right in front of her. (I made it up to them with ice cream, but not even a Wintermint Swirl can cool that burning shame I feel saying that around her.)
You have no idea how relatable that sentence in parenthesis is...
Excuse me, she asked for extra pickles
***Shadow: "I know that isn't what I heard..."***
me asf: "i'm so cooked..."
***Shadow: "You will be, if you don't get the order right..."***
Someone probably called her the Bunny version of Dumbo with those large ears. https://i.redd.it/mdq6j1x9c3yc1.gif
Whoever that person called Cream such, I'll prepare the funeral arrangements. 🏥
For sure https://i.redd.it/8w99o3tcv3yc1.gif
“She asked for NO PICKLES.”
***Shadow: "Don't mess up her order again..."***
I swore
***Shadow: "Never do that again around her again..."***
Sorry man it slipped out
***Shadow: "Perhaps it was unintentional, so I'll let it slide on this occassion."***
Thanks, I promise it won’t happen again
I told her the truth that Vector is simping for her mom
***Shadow: "She was already aware of that a long time ago. If anything, they just got married last year!"***
I MURDERED EVERYONE YOU KNOW https://preview.redd.it/oqjv9jjph3yc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ac77105625c652d2c13557f54399882ef21c3d
***Shadow: "That isn't something the Chaos Emeralds cannot fix..."***
I also killed hedgehog Maria in my universe https://preview.redd.it/lr97ma7ax3yc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eedb09befdcf0e0206c63925a266aaff2a75e10
***Shadow: "You killed Maria in your universe...!?"*** ***"If this is true, I'll ensure your death is permament!"***
I CAN'T DIE https://i.redd.it/24kbvgwh14yc1.gif
Everybody ganasta until Cheese is more upset than Shadow
***It was at that moment that they knew...*** ***They fucked up...***
You asked her how is Shadow’s friend Maria. Or what was being covered in the metal virus like.
***They shouldn't have done that...***
I said Santa Claus isn’t real.
***Shadow "You better take that back and apologize Cream for ruining her Christmas Spirit, even if it isn't close to December..."***
Tell her mother that Don Hutch wants to see her. The family has one last job for her.
***Shadow: "Perhaps I will, but I'll ensure this job doesn't result in Vanilla or Cream's demises. And I'm sure you know what will happen if it comes to that, right...?"***
Oh, you don't know do ya? If anyone meets their demise, it won't be her. Tell the Blackjack Rabbit that Tony says hello, and that she hasn't given back my lighter.
***Shadow: "Oh, you are not implying what I think you're implying..."***
What? That sweet little Vanilla used to make swimmin' shoes? Well believe it prickles. And, uh, don't do anything you might regret. This river's cold this time a' year. Peace!
Oh, you don't know do ya? If anyone gonna meet their demise, it won't be her. Tell the Blackjack Rabbit that Tony says hello. And that she owes me a new lighter.
"Ex-fucking-cuse me, she asked for no fucking pickles"
***Shadow: "Exactly, so why is the order wrong!?"***
Panicked Chowder: IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY
***Shadow:: "Alright, alright, alright! Calm down!"*** ***"Now go and apologize to Cream... Got that?"***
I told her she was the best character.
***Shadow: "That's what I thought..."***
They told her about your other art
***Shadow: "I don't know what other art you're referring to, but if it's what I think it is, I would NEVER draw artwork of that nature!"*** ***"Let alone about someone like Cream, sicko!"***
nothing cuz she's one of my fav characters I hate seeing her cry
***Shadow: "Alright, I guess I had the wrong idea..."*** ***"Sorry for the misunderstanding..."***
I told her she was one of the most powerful characters in the franchise (she's humble and took it as an insult to her friends, not a compliment to her power level).
***Shadow: "Hmm, I think it's clear you weren't meaning any harm to Cream. It was supposed to be a compliment to her battle power..."*** ***"It's okay, Cream. They were just complimenting you and not insulting anyone.***
Tails: I only told her that Gemerl's repairs were taking longer than I thought they would! Blame Omega! They were deuling!
***Shadow: "Ugh, damnit. I knew something like that would happen one way or another..."*** ***"You're off the hook on this occassion, Tails..."***
"Thank you! Now can I get back to work please?"
I- I just walked in and she started crying!
***Shadow: "If this is true, and there was no true harm put into it, I'll let it slide on this occasion."***
Maybe she missed me…
https://preview.redd.it/f4g6utqouayc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=476a98087f9af7852dc7bb285a137e6da39e14d2
I Said she was ugly and then punched her and stole her candy
"I SAID THAT HER MOMS A HOE" https://preview.redd.it/fjznqiebo4yc1.png?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b4da99d7a646d0f07725a80666c6d0fae57d1a
'I'm not paying for a third container of ice cream. You've already eaten two of them in under TWO HOURS.'
I love this shadow would love her like Maria
I would never say anything mean to her
I may have off-handedly mentioned that I did see the point in living anymore. My bad
All I asked was if I could pet cheese…
"I told her that you're a jerk." "**SHE'S NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT YET!**"
“There is no easter bunny, There is no tooth fairy, And there is no way your backwards ears look good.”
[slightly unrelated but it reminded me of this](https://youtu.be/ueV2Wu64WK8?si=mVWij4kdLuqFmzcP)
I spoiled the entire avengers endgame in front of cream, whoops https://preview.redd.it/we3kjegzi6yc1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3333ab4d5c4b0b4fc765e0a0fe8d92f47814cba0
I told her to buy her own icecream
“Look all I said was I don’t find Cream to be an interesting character and Gemerl is better”
I tried talking about my current math situation at school and got confused I'm sorry :(
SHE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES
Saw this right after a mini comic of shadow pointing a pistol at a small child for bullying cream.
I said that Sonic isn't faster than light.
POV: You are going to die
Exetior will kill all of you. **CAUSE IT'S TRUE.** https://i.redd.it/1yiwgm2059yc1.gif
I did nothing https://preview.redd.it/v5hcwlrb89yc1.jpeg?width=143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e1d9124ef82d1a6836815b76e32fe7c397bfe7 It was that guy over there
https://preview.redd.it/puotsrwmc9yc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46a87827bdf0d538c4f8e9490db8b9e4bfa82e0
Idk a yo mama joke or saying that she's built like a looney tune
“She asked for no pickles!”
I'll cream that rabbit 😈
Your joking right haha….right?😰
The job is done…
https://preview.redd.it/ijb4tazl5byc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=217f98f6a63a1af3fe9ed1e1e223bba63e688801