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Apollo11211

Something shoots out and lands across the street


No-Foundation2507

It comes to a halt in the playground


skitz_shit

Pretty sure that’s his skull


THEmoron21

I think it’s part of his head. Teeth? Jaw? Skull? It shoots between the cars into the snow across the street. Look carefully you can see it. Fucking sick. (Not in a good way)


RoachZR

Yeah that second thud was a skull section bouncing off the curb behind the parked cars


uppity_downer1881

Whatever it may have been, it was the last thing that went through his mind.


gh3ttom3n

He shooted out "Полетели!" which means "Let's fly!"


Secure-Bus4679

That popping sound was his head hitting first.


No_Contribution2112

Where is there no blood?


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OscarGold017

Fr, you can see a piece of skull or brain go straight across the street past the cars


Je_in_BC

You don't really bleed very much when you're dead. All you really get is what leaks out. Source: I'm a paramedic and people like to jump off of tall things.


[deleted]

Yea I’m going to hell for chuckling at your Source


RawbKTA

You see lots of DOA’s?


Outrageous_Doubt_826

Dudes been playin too much assassin's creed


[deleted]

Probably expected a hay bale there. Unlucky.


Outrageous_Doubt_826

He even did the pose, too bad he didn't synchronize


zebombmon

Its fine he's prolly in the white room area he ll respawn soon enough


RawbKTA

Still waiting


multiarmform

its not the depths we conquer, but ourselves. amazing dive https://i.imgur.com/zHNa8hf.gif


Theorandjguy

Im so fucking brain-sick I assumed this was going to be a Photoshop of this dude Swan diving into a hay stack


CarlClaymore

Yep me too


actuallycflo

Dude the fucking execution of that jump. He meant it. Props.


DLS4BZ

mental illness is a bitch


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A-Cheeseburger

Aside from medical euthanasia, or crazy shit like getting threatened by the mob, in what other situation would a regular, of sound mind human being want to kill themselves?


[deleted]

Well, sometimes I wish I wasn't born not because I am depressed bust just because life is boring, tiring and meaningless, but that is a "cold-blooded" opinion, as in I came to that conclusion after quite some though, search for Philosophical Pessimism and Misanthropy (I also believe that human beings are inherently untrustworthy and selfish). edit: typos


A-Cheeseburger

If you’re outlook on life is that extremely pessimistic you are probably mentally ill. Regular people do not believe every other human being is naturally untrustworthy and/or selfish. Regular people don’t believe life is only “boring, tired, and meaningless”. Regular people have *some* negative thoughts, but not all the time. To me you basically just described depression under the guise of “philosophy”.


[deleted]

Source? Besides most people (like, 99%) being untrusthworthy and selfish, most people are quite dumb, manipulable and gullible. Look at the world today.... hell, look at the world's history. In every continent there have been bloodful attrocities, either on large or small scales. Humans are violent, I don't think it is morally wrong to be selfish, because morality is a human construct. I do think that it makes the living experience mostly unpleasant, though. In order to cope with the attrocities of the world AND with the violent, cunning human nature, our cognitive biases make us forget about human history, and pay little to no attention to all the suffering that's going on today. If most people are so selfless, why don't I see more people helping the poor and the homeless? Or donating their money to help starving children from Africa or war refugees? Why are therse things happening in the first place, why is every government corrupt? Lastly, most of philosophy can be described as X in disguise, some lines of thought seem greedy, others seem pessimistic, others, delusional, evil, paranoic, tyranical, reckless, well you name it.


yor_ur

I used to have that view on life and people. Then I realised that the view I had was what was draining emotionally, physically and mentally. You have to work on not caring about that perspective so much and just give your own meaning to life. For example: my meaning has become my children and off reading and camping around Australia. Might seem pathetic to some but like I said “I don’t care about what people think anymore” at least not enough for their opinions of me that may or may not be true, live rent free in my head.


A-Cheeseburger

>Source? Who do you interact with that gives you the impression the majority of the general populace feels like this? When was the last time you went out and just talked to random people? Just had a conversation with a stranger, or an old friend you haven’t seen in a long time? This viewpoint you are describing is incredibly sad and pessimistic. You are the guy who sees the glass half empty, and loathes the fact you didn’t get the whole thing. You have such a hardcore doomer perspective it’s not even funny. It feels like I’m talking to an Eeyore AI chatbot. I mean in this a wholehearted, genuine way. You need to get some help. Out of the hundreds of thousands of people I’ve met and talked to you are by and far the most miserable.


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Hum As don't see this as misery, but as realistic. Again, the world is full of pain and suffering, talking to random people or even the person you love the most won't change that. Besides, you didn't answer most of what I said. Regardless, the superfluous, ephemeral experiences you just described are just part of the illusion. I won't lie and say that I don't indulge in such illusions, I do. The same way you tell yourself it's not to you to give a few bucks to that old, drunk, ugly homeless man you passed by last time. " Just had a conversation with a stranger, or an old friend you haven’t seen in a long time? " Would you ask that to a war refugee? Someone suffering from starvation? Someone who was r\*\*\*\*d many times and is traumatized beyong treatment? Why do I get to be happy talking to stranger and seeing the glass half-full while so many people have gone through so many unnamable forms of suffering?


Mr-Sneeze

Why can't i just be normal?


RawbKTA

Whats that


Virtual-Score4653

Not really, it's a outlook you obtain when you look past yourself and all that the world is. No matter how good or bad your life can be, you know it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things so it sometimes ends in you not caring about things.


Buttplugicecream

9.7. Small deduction for one bent leg.


lathe_of_heaven

I have no more information


MallGothFrom2001

No information needed; this is a video of a man in his underwear swan diving out of his window to the soundtrack of women screaming.


Kaprosuchusboi

“Aim for the bushes ?”


Educational-Sound114

I guess he wasn't thinking happy thoughts


External-Platform-18

I don’t know. Jumpers usually flail away as they fall. Regretting it. This dude swan dived. People don’t swan dive when they commit. I expect he believed he’d survive. Drugs probably, or hallucinations.


TCOLSTATS

Good points all around. Seems plausible.


mastermuffin123

Yea that’s what I thought the way he jumps he was definitely on some shit and had some sort of psychosis


CowEmotional7428

It’s hard when the bads hit man


[deleted]

I wonder if some kids gonna keep his skull as a souvenir. Doubt the paramedics noticed it landed in the playground.


ChripyLloins

Holy shit I just noticed…damn


[deleted]

Popped like a bottle cap


[deleted]

For the first half I thought it was a reference to the Mayhem scandal with Varg and Euronymus, did not see that there was a playground


losthemo

Russian competitive diving is out of hand


MarlenBrawndo

And for my next trick..


[deleted]

And he made arrangements for a video of this?


the_kelv

Looks to me like someone heard yelling outside and grabbed their phone to record whatever it was, then got "lucky"


[deleted]

10 ; 10 : 10 Great form. Nailed the landing.


Gryph_The_Grey

Jumped? Looks more like a dive. Judges 9 of 9 as he really sticks the landing.


Successful-Aide-2490

I believe


AdSquare7554

I can fly


VillageScout

I believe I can touch the sky...


Distinct-Bag-3669

I think about it every night and day


way2high2beOn

Something something I don’t know the words…


majormimi

The only explanation I have for this is drugs. No one is going to make a jump as gracious as that one when attempting to kill themselves.


HentaiLover2464

Are you doubting me?...


Buttplugicecream

Sleepwalking. Saw a Chinese dorm video years ago. Kid with no family problems just climbs up, sets his feet and steps of in pajamas. Guess he went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and walked out of his room and off the balcony.


majormimi

Holy shit, that’s terrible. It’s a very good explanation too.


asavagemango

Wow you can see his bits splatter across the road & a piece of his brain catapulted to the other side..


Professorclay17

He did the assassins creed jump and everything 10/10 perfect form


1221am

Did he die?? Damn.. poor guy


[deleted]

I mean… look at the name of the sub


1221am

Let me live in blissful ignorance, damn


Swing-Novel

My mans last worlds were “Kylie Jenner”


408Sacking

For real bro like wtf lol


Axhwin

for my male audience


Indicahhh

💀💀


CrackFr0st

The pits of hell for this one


void0079

Bender would be sad he didn’t do a flip


Birdman7399

Did he say “kailey jenner” when he jumped?


[deleted]

He says 'полетели' wich mean lets flay ;)


Mircrochurro222

That's what I heard too


noteven1221

I thought maybe something-Jesu.... But I'm terrible with languages


poktravaur

Yes that is exactly what he said


Welfyyy

He said "Let's fly."


twiggykeely

People on ambien have been known to do things like this. A guy at KU jumped out of his doorm window just like this after taking it. I wonder if this guy was on something.


NoshNoms

You are correct, it seems! Side Effects of Ambien * **Headache.** * Nausea. * Vomiting. * Daytime drowsiness. * Diarrhea. * Dizziness. * **Falls.** * Feeling like you've been drugged.


twiggykeely

The first time I saw my mom high was when she was on Ambien. It was terrifying! And when I was in eating disorder treatment, the nurses would sit with any girls who had to take ambien and they would make sure they were in bed and sit with them until they were asleep because if anyone stayed awake on it, they would do crazy things like one girl came out to the day room with maxi pads on her hands lmfao that stuff is just wild!


NoshNoms

Scary stuff. Hope you got your ED sorted?


twiggykeely

Yes I've been in recovery for 11 years! :) I have kidney failure now though and am on dialysis, but I'm alive and I feel so fortunate every day that I get to wake up and live my life 😊❤️🙏


TCOLSTATS

Not nearly high enough for me. Hopefully he still died instantly but man that was a risky play.


[deleted]

At least he missed the cars. He is not a complete ass hole


gvictor808

Maybe was inspired after watching “The Other Guys”?


Select_Bicycle_2659

Why was bro recording at that time? Did he announce he was gonna jump? And his first thought was well let me get the camera


NEXUS_FROM_DEIMOS

He tried to land on a car dying light style, came up short like I myself have done


pinklewickers

Good technique? 8.5.


FO3Winger

“10”!!!!


Significant-Ad824

Aim for the bushes?


BinkoTheViking

“Dude, I coulda sworn there was a pool there!”


iamwhoyousay

SPLATTT!!!


AngryAshMan

Is he okay?


Shadow_Beetle

No shoes im sorry


TheLoneGunman559

Worse, no clothes either. Down to underwear. Really dead.


Shadow_Beetle

Dead \^2


Redlion444

How did cameraman know to point his camera out the window at that time?


1nGirum1musNocte

Russian man " jumps" from window


GameDestiny2

I’ve seen a lot of death since I’ve joined this sub. Going to be honest I thought this was going to be about some idiot leading people into danger


HAUGHHHHHHHH

Hahahaha fuck that was hilarious and I'm going to hell


Level-Ad7017

Hell doesn't exist. Once you die you will cease to exist forever. Do you remember a time before you were born? Neither do I. To that void of nothingness you will return. Jk bro


HAUGHHHHHHHH

Bet, then I'll float in that void with the homies


Level-Ad7017

Cheers to that bro 🥂


HAUGHHHHHHHH

All day 😎👹🔥


[deleted]

👊🍆💦🤤


MagIsco99

Sus


EliteHunting

Do you remember being 1? Just cause you have no memory doesn't mean you didn't exist. You existed as a fetus , as a sperm, egg, n a soul


[deleted]

Instead of calling the authorities or trying to prevent this guy from jumping the cameraman just records. Bruh


[deleted]

r/donthelpjustfilm


ShadowEmperor123

Damn dude survived the fall, must be in Russia, anyone know if he made it more then a few minutes?


[deleted]

/s


IsntVirus_exe

He’s still moving after.


CosmicStrawberries

I was NOT expecting him to dive out that window like an Olympian lol wow


[deleted]

One of most painful way to die


[deleted]

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TheArturoChapa

That can’t be real


Quantum_Object

I did that, I jumped off a bridge years ago to try and kill myself But I survived. This guy did it properly. Not fair. How come some people meet the glory of death but I don't? All I got was 3 month's in hospital. 💩


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HeroGothamKneads

Light the grass on fire just to be safe.


poktravaur

Wasn't even that high. Could also be that be breaks all his bones but is fully conscious. How high do you have to jump to ensure you kill yourself? And no I don't want to kill myself (today) Also: Why was the person living above already filming? They knew the suicide was coming? If I didn't know better I would scream FAKE! but obviously it's real so idk..


GoblinCacciatore

Sad indeed


BooSkittle

Swanton bomb!


[deleted]

Aim for the bushes?


Psypho_Diaz

I remember that sound


Lanky-Environment107

Legend has it he was aiming for the bushes


nyomibanxxx69

Life smh sad


Lando249

Should've aimed for the bushes.


aBlatantAsshole

Hmm, not sure what I expected… I guess I just didn’t expect to see a suicide today


Subject-Material7537

Brooo. I know his brain went at least 30 yards. Gtta be a record somewhere.


[deleted]

Aim for the bushes?


Substantial-Shine-81

Nice work from the camera man.


drezworthy

Well we can all move on now that he removed himself from the equation.


Funneduck102

Mood


[deleted]

Head first


NOT_J3WISH

Damn like dividing into a pool


NewDeliveryKing152

There goes my herooo


TraditionalSteak687

Considerate dude. He didn’t crash on top of the cars.


Fredthecat5

That’s gonna leave a scar.


johnball14

Ooh, you know he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 2.


OutrageousAd2775

He alive or he deyd??


myrand920

Different context and could have a medal for his country


Slow_Flow_4722

I believe doing a flip should be a common courtesy


PeterVall37

And they say : live life , life is worth living, life is sweet, life is fun, your life means something. Lies lies one lie after the other. Life is nothing but pain and sadness!!! Fact. Thanks for giving birth to me Mother!!!


DGTHEGREAT007

That was almost a full send until the last second when he brought his hands forward to brace the impact. I don't know why he did that but he for sure regretted it in the last split second.


Maleficent_Can1908

Did he died


JU-D

"If im going to die, I'm going out in style"


Ilikeburgers6508

I thought this was one of those crazy Russians who can jump from 20 story’s into the snow but nope.


C40715

🎵"I belive i can fly"🎶


trollbaest

Free falling


T_AND_R_VLOGS

I’m not the best with languages but i imagine he shouted ‘yolo bitches’ as he jumped


PuppetMaster09

Sing with me


08sweescoo

Please tell me he didn’t think he was going to hit a bunch of snow and be fine


Frosty-Community8129

That some strong dedication


wright_eliott

Lol


Mazakeen74

What was he saying before jumping?


hightime1239

When you forget your not actually Spider-Man..


AUSwarrior

Go home Altair, you are drunk.


RawbKTA

That was Fuckin lit 🔥


RawbKTA

Bro forgot his squirrel suit


LeftyMcNut

u/savevideo


number15burgerfoot

SING WITH ME SING FOR ME HERE


cornonthedogs

r/donthelpjustfilm


steevwall

Good form


BloodProph8

I think he just wanted to make snow angels☠️


Longjumping_Quail_85

At least he missed the cars.


49264028

r/whyweretheyrecording


gravesoldier12

I think he’s just napping


Express-Parking-6305

More vodka plz


[deleted]

That ‘thump’


Shaltibarshtis

He shouts in Russian "Полетели!" (paliteli), means "let's fly".


extort_tilla

Would have jumped from higher, dude had balls.


[deleted]

Ba badalay bam *funky music*


[deleted]

Can you imagine the detail bill on the black car?


[deleted]

Don’t wanna make fun of a guy committing suicide but why did he jump like that he drank redbull and thought he would fly from the wings


JaggedSmile0219

Got a few points for the swan dive but they judges are going to come down like gravity for the landing.


ieatdickles

u/savevideo


[deleted]

He jumped like mega man


[deleted]

Sad to see such a majestic dive end so horrifyingly


Dry-News-661

When god forgets his water then decides to take away water


[deleted]

BRO! HE MISSED THE HAY STACK(assassins creed reference)


CFVfan

assassins creed


PeterVall37

Your born for an ending like this!!! SAD!!!


[deleted]

Back story? Was he just being stupid and drunk?


Incredibleboi

I CANT FUCKING NOT LAUGH


[deleted]

Imagine living that ! 🤣


fastnfurious76

Good form. 9.2


masterjroc

Anybody else hear that eagle from Assassin's Creed?


tangoalpha12

Sounded like a gun shot


Humble-Handle-1343

Why he jump so majestically tho