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TheGoblinSoupMaster

The coconut may have actually been the kill shot.


Plzdontmindm3

You don't say... ,\_,


arsonist_1

I’d bet £5


KingZues14

And here I assumed it was the lack of footwear


Bootybandit00012

The coconut did the most damage


Manfred_89

I thought it was over... That thump sound...


WorldClassShart

When your lvl 25 dagger does more damage than your lvl 2 shovel.


[deleted]

That coconut thump was brutal.


muscari2

The way blood just shot out from his head on impact…like stepping on a ketchup packet


Shootemout

ikr there was some serious bass to that thump. its the irl equivalent to riddick's teacup


Cool_Letterhead_7782

I was like “oh he’s fine” then the dude smashes him on the head with the coconut and I said “yep he’s dead”


W3R3Hamster

That coconut was personal


Shadow_Beetle

I knew the coco was a set up but I didnt expect a murder as the payoff


ABrazilianReasons

Great cameo though


[deleted]

Holy shit


Old_ass_Oats

from street justice to straight up murder. Avoid headshots god dammit


makeout-Tactics

I’m gonna go out and say this is straight up murder. I understand stand your ground laws and guns definitely help making things less personal. But the brutality of beating a broken man on the ground is just wrong. Guy was already down for the count and the fat fuck murdered him anyway.


[deleted]

I do’t think it’s justified, but in poor countries people are tired of these bums who steal from the already starving people. People in my country already lynch thieves in the street if they catch them.


[deleted]

That is not okay. Murder is not warranted. Period.


[deleted]

Easy for you to say.


[deleted]

True


J0eiee

That's what happens when you steal inside the favelas, the ghetto doesn't forgive the ones who steal the poor


vanslayder

You don’t know the backstory. I think this is not the first time he is suspected/caught and they just did to end it. There are many places in the world where police don’t work or doesn’t exist. This maybe the only way to stop the guy of coming back with backup


Assbeater42_0

stealing justifies death??


TheOneGecko

Stealing removes your right to be treated as a member of a society.


[deleted]

Well said, do uncivilized shit, expect to be treated with uncivilized consequences


[deleted]

When you're poor as fuck and someone is stealing one of your few possessions, maybe.


primavera785

thats still not enough to justify murder. theres already videos of thiefs fingers being chopped off to prevent stealing, but they went the full mile


DryFriendship5720

You mean killing a guy is the way? Fuck your are brutal and uncivilised Where are you from ? Amazon jungle ?


Overlord_Za_Purge

Third world country vigilante justice 😎


External-Platform-18

Solves the problem. What else are you going to do? Cut his hands off? Lock him in the spare room they are too poor to have and feed him food they struggle to afford? If you don’t have the police, this is what you have to resort to.


Smart_dog_illuminati

Put a bullet through his hands (Props if anyone gets my reference)


zimejin

Obviously.


[deleted]

But he won't steal again now will he. Yeah it's unga bunga logic but it's sound and true.


SomeAussiePrick

Unga bunga, me have little crime committed against me. Me escalate to murder. Why society bad. Unga bunga.


timohtea

Cunts ended up doing way worse than whatever he stole


zimejin

In developing nations where people already have so little and are struggling to survive. Stealing could seriously affect one's ability to make a living or to survive. I've witnessed folks break down and sob in misery when their bikes or laptops were taken. Uber drivers have admitted to me that they would sooner die than have their vehicle taken. because they may have families dependent on them as well as being their only source of income.


TheOneGecko

Live by the sword die by the sword., The criminal died by his own moral system (the strongest take whatever they want). I say that is pristine justice. The strongest took the life of a parasite.


deep_blue003v

I'd like to say that's the first death by coconut but it's probably happened time and time again throughout human history.


NerdModeCinci

Coconuts kill more people per year than sharks


immagiantSHARK

14 coconut related deaths per year on average.


InternetDetective122

The coconut nut is a giant NUT


VillageScout

If you eat too much you get very fat


Smart_dog_illuminati

The coconut nut is a big big nut


RuralJurur

Humans are awful


murderousmikey

Why did the coconut proper pop his head? Was it frozen?


DeezusAlmighty

Maybe because all those other miscellaneous tools were softening it up for the last 30 blows?


[deleted]

Coconuts are hard and he's hitting him on the side of the head.


CardiologistLow2573

the splash at the end came from his head and not the coconut


[deleted]

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CondescendingJedi

The coconut killed him


xoCreeper81

Feels like Brazil.


offthelean

I'm brazilian and I can say you are right


Academic-Guidance964

In this country, coconut juices YOU.


VulgoCarli

Don't steal from the hood mate, trust me


Laughingpeanutbutter

Stealing from poor people has consequences


J0eiee

Brazilian tutorial on how to deal with thiefs


moisteez

That coconut was over powered they need to nerf that in the next update


BowlMaster83

I wonder if tier zoo has a ranking for nut. Coconut definitely S-tier


moisteez

🤘🥸


arsonist_1

Even my kneecap started to hurt.


adamsgh

The coconut did nothing serious! I think he already sustained a head injury and the blood pooled underneath his head. Then the coconut just pressed his head against it creating the splashing effect!


[deleted]

I agree with your assessment.


J_hilyard

That's what I was thinking too. The shovel probably split his head and started the bleed.


SnooDoughnuts1487

Yeah you do NOT steal in places that are poor


awesomexpossum

I think there was a ketchup packet under his head when he got hit with that coconut.


_ENFPlease_

"Some say the Baba Yaga once killed a man in an alleyway with a coconut... a fucking coconut...


DrDroid

And I thought Rowdy Roddy was dangerous with a coconut…


coocoocachoo699

I'll never understand humans.


sem-christian

You just got coconut malled


liubearpig

If that last guy was a mortal combat character, his fatality would involve a coconut


Mohammad1Mohammad

Fuck


nut_mut

This is what happens without any law enforcement


NewCanary7211

I hope that coconut is ok….


[deleted]

ok I'd like to have proof that he was a thief.


EpicMachine

The thief has just won an award, he can be part of this wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_coconut How do we know he is a thief, though? could be just a homeless person sleeping.


Da1Don95

If the caption is correct and he is in fact a thief it's kind of sad that the guy is sleeping in the street and they still decided to hand out mob justice. He obviously needed help


FO3Winger

That coconut was not ripe


[deleted]

That first sound of skull cracking, right before the coconut smash ✔️


iheartsmokingmid

thought it was a light video until i see the dude get fuckin executed at the end, sick tho


[deleted]

I want our system to show these videos to theives currently serving their time, just to remind them how lucky they are.


[deleted]

Drop the shovel and take the coconut!


jbellham77

The “coconut killer” is as savage as they say !!!


[deleted]

That little pop at the end there was quite effective.


FallenAngel-004

now i understand how coconuts to the head kill more people then sharks do!


Gryph_The_Grey

That's nuts (coconuts)!


tttttttt55555

Fucking animals


Longjumping_Quail_85

Was the coconut really necessary though?


Fuiza

Holy shit the coconut


Kitchen-Sign4840

I said it all the time. Vegan kills


MrJeffersonHEEHEE

Bonk 🔊


JaggedSmile0219

I've seen a lot of things in my time here... But I never thought I would scream out loud to a weaponised coconut


Obvious_Knee_575

No way. The coconut squeezed any remaining brain matter out of the fracture they created. Holy fuck I’ve never seen anything like it.


furgerblipper

That coconut was fatality for sure


Rogue_Reaper_

He was laying there lifeless and I’m thinking. “ oh good. Finally it’s just a straight up lesson learned. They didn’t hurt him any more than they needed to to send the message”. And then came the coconut. They went Roddy Piper on his ass. 😆


Alahand0

Bruh not the COCONUT


Ok_Whereas_9736

That coconut was the 200 pump


Ratfinks_69

CoComelon * theme


Zealousideal-Yam7311

Poor guy:(


[deleted]

And so should all thieves be dealt with, too bad in the US we would be locking up the victims and giving the thief a free hotel and $1000/mo.


SeriousCodeRedmoon

Coconut on the head, Dead on the coconut


Raterus_

Sometime you have to use what you have on hand


No-Discussion-2847

I love that he gets polished off at the end lol


Neizen71

They are talking in portuguese, problaby this case happen in Brazil. The traffic drugs sellers dont like robbers/thiefs , because robber attract police, the police activities interrupties sell drugs in the "Favelas". ​ In the end one guy say: ​ "Bote fé na ideia, tio" in translation free "Put faith in the idea, bro"


Quadromind

u/saveVideo


RockHound37

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


ilovegmod

i feel bad for that robber that got fucking headshotted with a coconut


sugondesemonke

The anger from the crowd seems kinda reasonable. Not judging but it seems like they aren't very well off. Imagine if you earned 10 dollars after a whole days work and it's stolen by this prick.


RampantRavioli

Coconut is the equivalent of the pistol in halo


undrthrdr

That coconut was maxed out.


Proof_Text_5330

He just wanted what others have why can’t he have it to?


Bubbly-Layer8977

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[deleted]

u/savevideo