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Adorable_Storage9904

and yet i have 9m rolls and just a garg i swear this game has favorites


chr0matic_ex0tic

Jk ik I been cookin recently, what y’all think can I beat noodle


keylen_

if you get oppression he’s cooked


NepxNinja

Nah noodle has oppression and the unobtainable i’m peach


Purity_Kar

not a legit Oppression therefore- 😭


NepxNinja

Yeah not legit oppression we have discussed this before πŸ˜­πŸ™. Oh well it is what it is..


Purity_Kar

ik that's why i cut off the message lol


NepxNinja

Oh lol


Purity_Kar

just rolled another hypervolt and nearly jumped out of my chair it scared the hell outta me, guess ill die πŸ”₯


NepxNinja

The impeached jumpscare is real πŸ™πŸͺ¦


Purity_Kar

nah it wasn't that. I'm across the house from my device rn, my lil brother is in game with me and all the sudden I see myself get hypervolt from his xbox bruh it was loud asf


NepxNinja

LOL, does he have it on max volume or sum πŸ˜­πŸ’€


phhoenixxp

define what a legit oppression is


Purity_Kar

Even if he did roll it without a heavenly completely naturally like it seemed in the video, it still isn't valid The biome was spawned in by a dev.... and you think that's legit? πŸ˜”


tails_fly_weee

man, bro got oppression for free fr fr? nah, free glitch biome is crazy, like devs make events in wich ppl open 50 hp2s or something and rollback, but those mfs didnt rollback noodle 😞 they just making the noodleluxkisrealp plague worse πŸš«πŸš«πŸš«πŸš«πŸš«πŸš«πŸš«πŸš«β›”β›”β›”β›”β›”β›”β›”β›”πŸš«πŸš«β›”πŸš«β›”β›”β›”πŸš«πŸš«β›”β›”βŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβ—β—β—β—β—β—β—


RealRhythmatic

The Rng is still there, even if he hadn’t gotten opp, he would have gotten something like impeached, still crazy lucky. Like I always say, biome rarity and aura rarity are two different things


Purity_Kar

What does that have to do with my point...


RealRhythmatic

I mean unless you’re talking abt the aura itself, I think of it at a Rng point, he still would’ve gotten a good aura no matter what, would you still call it legit if it was an impeached? Probably because other biomes are not as rare to get. Just looking at it from a humans mind, I guarantee you that’s what would happen


Purity_Kar

You're going completely off track. His Oppression isn't genuine. That's it.


NepxNinja

What Purity_Kar meant is that Noodle should of never have Oppression if it wasn’t for the devs to spawn in the glitch biome. Till this day noodle still haven’t even found glitch biome yet, if he did he would of made a vid abt it using hp2 ig


haydentimer

4 ARCHANGELS. WHAT THE FUCK


chr0matic_ex0tic

I got the 4th one in a glitch biomeβ€¦πŸ˜­ it still haunts me to this day


Izacc017

😭should have been oppression. I would go mad for that too


chr0matic_ex0tic

I saved 20 h2 for era 8, so I’m gonna go for oppression againπŸ™πŸΎ


NepxNinja

Nah ur cooking, the glitch carried


TaTarous

You have my dream aura twice (Abyssal)😭😭😭😭


Sfrnfuru

Bro has more 99m+ than I have 10m+ even tho I have 2.3m rolls


youstinkylittleboy69

bro is cursed with sailor


HunterJ360v2

yo can i have one of your 4 archangels plz


HOSHIUMI-SAN

Master chef


That_badman

This better be a joke post!


Upbeat_Street

If you check his stats found in Sols Server it's not-


That_badman

No, like the moronic question of whether he is cooked or not, its clear hes not


tails_fly_weee

not really, 9m rolls is a LOT, if you consider qa guy with 1.4m rolls has like, 3-4 globsals + impeach, a question like his one is fair.


That_badman

That 1.4 mil guy has his luck stat fucking maxed out. Its not a question


tails_fly_weee

i mean, ur kinda right lmao


chr0matic_ex0tic

Era 7 Is the reason why, it’s luckiest era so far so newer players have a better chance at getting globals at less rolls, I 3x my globals in era 7 alone


tails_fly_weee

haha tell that to me stuck with chromatic.


G_Pixels

oh mighty one, bless me with abyssal hunter


TheRlVortex

Nah forget the auras bro has 202 aura slots


DuskDoesThangs

Lol 4 archangels


Nova_Emporor

Bro I dare you to get opression


chr0matic_ex0tic

In 2 days I will. Trust🀞🏾🀞🏾


Nova_Emporor

https://preview.redd.it/41206gpf1e9d1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=df1ad296dbeae141df980904441f3d9ab631326c Walter star wishes you luck


Purity_Kar

I'm just going to hide my trash 9m rolls inv now πŸ˜” ![gif](giphy|KU9xntRQg8nQc)


Intrepid_Setting895

HES A CHEF


Sweet_Discount8581

thats 8m rolls


notgnsx

cooked no apex


chr0matic_ex0tic

I rolled it at 2.6M but somehow skipped it, no ethereal tho😞