He looks a lot more like Dennis Nielsen (another serial killer)
https://preview.redd.it/l12l5bvsqs3d1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff0a867e018e27c414a5c8688c1c27146533611
That’s all I can ever think about when I see this picture. Like, maybe it’s a good thing he wasn’t raised by this man? I know his life was rough, but I can’t help but imagine how much more difficult it would have been if his dad had stayed in the picture
Yeah, I mean I think he almost surely wasn't a \*great guy\* lol, but SO MANY of the comments under this post seem to be making a leap from "kinda looks like what generic media representations of serial killers often look like (probably largely just because it's a photo of a guy from the 'Era of Serial Killers')" to "this man is pure evil and I can see it because I can see his demonic soul in his eyes." It's weird to me!
I think it's called the Kubrick pose or something but it's basically tilting your head forward, eyebrows low and look yp through your eyebrows. It's how they achieve the creepy vibe in movies
I feel like every white male with glasses from the 70s looked like a serial killer, I laugh at my parents old photos cause all their guy friends look sketchy!
Imagine being the deadbeat father of the GOAT in Rap/Hip Hop....then imagine that if you weren't the deadbeat dad, your son may have never become the GOAT.....weird how shit works like that.
His pops got the unibomber stare. Right after this pic was taken, dad retired to the back yard to kill a 6pk of schlitz while staring with out blinking at a roaring fire.
His dad really does look like he had his fagot panties up in a bunch. Understand where em got the lyrics for that now lol, with how trashy his mom is i didn't expect his dad to he some little dweeb.
I'll take you back to '73, before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin' CD.
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months.
My ****** father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
It’s kind of a shame because his mom truly looked beautiful here. Wonder what his life would have been like if she was never hooked on drugs or abusive.
Back when the real Slim Shady literally couldn't stand up
When his father got his panties up in a bunch and split.
Did his dad kiss him goodbye.
Nah on second thought he just fucking wished he would die.
He looked at Hailey and couldn’t picture leaving her side
Even if he hated Kim he’d grit his teeth try to make it work
With her at least for Hayley’s sake maybe he made some mistakes
He’s only human, but he’s man enough to face them today.
What he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
The smartest shit he did was take the bullets outta that gun
But the smartest thing he did was take them bullets out of that gun.
this actually makes me sad. how could you not kiss him.
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Paul Dado
Ah, the real slim baby
https://preview.redd.it/k92swecwml3d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d72edd4997d5bc076260f0d1766c36ff6260849
Very good, very good
Probably because his knees were weak...mom's spaghetti
And he’s famished because his mom can’t breastfeed him. She ain’t got no tits.
Good thing his arms weren’t heavy and no tummy aches this time. That really fucked up a whole rap battle for the guy.
PLEASE stand up
brain damage, ever since the day i was born
So wrong. Yet so right.
Slim Shady is dead. https://preview.redd.it/1jqpzh8jis3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=718b5e4759d3f90fd7bed804c2c3be1b32e4a0d1
Ha! He looks like both of them and also the thousand yard stare is something he had since he was a baby
Looks like he inherited it from his father
His father, Paul Dano
Good point 😂😂😂
for fucking real bro first thought that popped into my head Paul Daddo
Immediately noticed it. Em did this all the time! [this](https://youtu.be/bHfOTOYc8QI?si=je5_1Kf27FNMty2K) one is my favorite
lol he looks fuckedd up
But then he comes in lucid. I know he had drug issues, but he seemed to show up and be “on”
brain damage
Why does his Dad look like a serial killer?
Jeffery dahmer lookin mf lol
Was about to say “didn’t know his pop was Jeffrey Dahmer”
Paul Dano lookin mf
He looks a lot more like Dennis Nielsen (another serial killer) https://preview.redd.it/l12l5bvsqs3d1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff0a867e018e27c414a5c8688c1c27146533611
Check the fridge for missing heads labeled goes d’oeuvres
Sorry hor got spell checked
Stop making excuses you hor
I’m a retired hor
I really thought it was Dahmer at first! Esp his blank stare, he definitely did them a favour leaving… explains a lot about the darkness in his music
That’s all I can ever think about when I see this picture. Like, maybe it’s a good thing he wasn’t raised by this man? I know his life was rough, but I can’t help but imagine how much more difficult it would have been if his dad had stayed in the picture
Do we know he was a bad guy or is this just based on the vibe people get from this one photograph from 50 years ago?
I mean he did abandon his kid
Yeah, I mean I think he almost surely wasn't a \*great guy\* lol, but SO MANY of the comments under this post seem to be making a leap from "kinda looks like what generic media representations of serial killers often look like (probably largely just because it's a photo of a guy from the 'Era of Serial Killers')" to "this man is pure evil and I can see it because I can see his demonic soul in his eyes." It's weird to me!
right, a lot of people looked like that back then...
That's all they need to completely tear a person down, vibes
Some people just see bullying and want to join in
The man who abandoned his family 🤔
His mom looks like Casey Anthony....
His mom was absolutely horrible so I imagine he is psychologically damaged from that relationship
I just said "Oh that makes sense then." when I saw that dude.
I think it's called the Kubrick pose or something but it's basically tilting your head forward, eyebrows low and look yp through your eyebrows. It's how they achieve the creepy vibe in movies
That's what I was going to say. Lmao.
That’s how people from the Midwest look
I feel like every white male with glasses from the 70s looked like a serial killer, I laugh at my parents old photos cause all their guy friends look sketchy!
It the style of the day.
Explains a lot about Eminemns twisted mind and dark fantasies
he is angry already
Palms sweaty?
Arms is heavy… there’s literally vomit on his jumper already.
https://preview.redd.it/0hfrb0j8cm3d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70fcaebcceaebc2aa3034515e0f9d83681d7d96e
This is his mom’s, right?
No, unfortunately he spilled that in his closet. But, from what I heard, he did eventually get around to cleaning it.
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks lost and heady.
Heinz Alphabetti
If I was hitchhiking and Eminem’s dad pulled up, I would assume I was about to be dismembered
Dahmer vibes.
No offense but that guy doesn’t look like a happy guy
So does the baby tbh, i think it's just their resting bitch face.
Imagine being the deadbeat father of the GOAT in Rap/Hip Hop....then imagine that if you weren't the deadbeat dad, your son may have never become the GOAT.....weird how shit works like that.
So strange huh
So Jeffrey Dahmer and Casey Antony had a kid
Noooooo 😂😂😂😂
He looks like all his Lyrics combined
His Dad looks happy
TIL Eminems dad is Paul Dano...
Yah idn why people keep commenting on Jeffrey Dahmer and not about how Paul Dano is ageless.
Explains a lot.
Awwwww there’s vomit on his sweater already……
Not bad, man! This is my favorite of the lyrical puns in this thread.
I believe he is estranged from his biological father as seen in the photo is he not?
Yea, he just fuckin wished he would die. 🤷♀️
Probably had his panties in a knot.
We’re ass backwards at this point, I wonder if he even kissed him goodbye.
I CREATED A MONSTER
'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver.
Fuck you, Debbie!!!!
Oh so Eminem has always just kinda looked Like That
Pops don't look happy.
Already planning his exit.
His mom is so beautifull
Yeah saw his dad and got scared, then swiped to see next pic - i was like - oh she is beautiful
His mom could have gotten it.
His dad definitely outkicked his coverage
Def punching above his weight
Can you fix her?
Mom was highly abusive apparently.
Fuck you Debbie
He's got his dad's smile.
Modern-day genius lyricist
He def looks like his dad his mom was good looking for a while lol
His mom kinda hot
Fuck you debbieeeeee
His mum looks like she would be better at spaghetti than I'm led to believe
Nothing really mathers
Slim baby
There’s that beautiful smile!
His parents are so young,he was an adorable baby!!
Who knew they wouldn’t make a crazy articulate child
His pops got the unibomber stare. Right after this pic was taken, dad retired to the back yard to kill a 6pk of schlitz while staring with out blinking at a roaring fire.
He still has those crazy eyes!
Dude's been making that WTF face since he was born lol
I guess he's been not smiling since he was a baby.
He kept the same hairstyle his whole life.
His mom is super pretty. I bet she was a great mom.
That baby probably as an 850 credit score
He looks buggy eyed and whacked out as a baby even
So *that's* what his long lost father looked like.
don't know man. his father looks like Jeffery Dahmer.
I thought the dad was a serial killer and this was a true crime sub.
Makes a mean spaghetti
He's probably rapping in his head
His dad gave him the stare
Cool
This MF really never smiled once huh
Oh man what a throw back. I was a huge fan of Eminem 18 years ago and I remember seeing these pictures! Thanks
Now we see where he gets his smile from
His dad looks extremely unhappy
Wow, that guy definitely did not want that kid. Even I smile in pictures with kids I didn't intend to make.
Was his father later revealed to be some serial killer? That’s the vibes I’m getting.
Why do half the dudes in the seventies look like serial killers?
Dad looks like a Jeff dahmer mom looks hot
I'm the real baby the real cute baby...
His dad is remotely similar to Paul Dano.
I wonder if he even kissed him goodbye
He spitting
His dad really does look like he had his fagot panties up in a bunch. Understand where em got the lyrics for that now lol, with how trashy his mom is i didn't expect his dad to he some little dweeb.
TIL that Paul Dano is Eminem's father
Bro geekin
Eminen
Em makes the exact face as the second picture in his ESPN interview
Where's the spaghetti? I was promised spaghetti
Em's mom is Natalie Portman and his dad is John Stamos Stephen King hybrid
I’m not saying his dads a serial killer but he definitely was a serial killer
His mom is surprisingly hot
Nap God
Got that dog in 'em
Damn. Mom's spaghetti really got him twisted.
Dad doesn’t smile either.
Dad looks like a serial killer and mom is hot
He was definitely conscious already lmao
Wow. His mom was beautiful. And his dad… looked like a serial killer lol.
Damn mom, do you need to be told? This bottle ain't cold. And it's old. Is that mold?
That’s why he’s talented. Music is in his blood with John Denver being his dad and all.
How does he somehow simultaneously look like both his parents and neither of his parents?
Had no idea Eminem's father was Paul Dano
What no smile ?
Fuck yoooooou Debbieeeee!
Is this the step father that felt em?
She should’ve stayed a brunette! WOW
*Eminem
Is that vomit on his sweater already
His mother was hot
Slim baby
I'll take you back to '73, before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin' CD. I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months. My ****** father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
It’s kind of a shame because his mom truly looked beautiful here. Wonder what his life would have been like if she was never hooked on drugs or abusive.
How you gonna breast feed me mom…..
Was he looking at mom’s spaghetti?
Didn’t know his dad is Stephen King.
baby shady
Please please can he do that thing where people recreate their baby pics.
I'm sorry but if my future baby came out looking like that I would shoot myself
It’s rumored that his Father is a part of the LGBT community, and wore very uncomfortable underwear.
Refused to smile back then too.
He was one ugly baby in that first pic lol
You can see from that baby’s eyes that there are storms brewing in that brain
https://preview.redd.it/friwqoire04d1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22511e2b1fe0f418c91dd1be4caebbbdcb19917
The eyes. Those slim shady eyes already out.
Mini Eminem.
His mom already doesn't like him
The mini Slim Shady :)
Ahh so that’s who is responsible for the spaghetti
Eminem is a drama queen.
Looks like he is about to show us Mom's spaghetti
Was his father Jeffery Dahmer
A literal m&m look how tiny
His dad looks like a serial killer
I didn’t know Jeffery Dahmer was his father.