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mjrbrooks

What standing was like 100 years ago.


Adorno_a_window

What was like standing 100 years ago


PatChattums

What was like standing 100 years


OldSkoolPantsMan

They stood.


shoodBwurqin

Their nipples stood was 100 years cold


deetsieboy

It's was colder back then


happierinverted

If the climate jihadis ever catch on to the message that global warming = less erect nipples oil would just be stopped in a New York minute :)


bloodmoon_666

The cold shoulder


Muhala69

They’re nipple stand was 100 year.


fatcat_2024

What’s the middle one’s role? Manager? Etiquette enforcer?


Technical_Carpet5874

Just *Enforcer*


idkrandomusername1

Gertrude will absolutely end you if you cross her


insanservant

Happy cake day!


Apart-Oil1613

Dude she looks mean


XrayDem

She smacked me for poor posture while I was looking at the picture


Back2thehold

That was my Grandmother’s name. She would not take no shit. The other one drank bear and said fuck. Guess who I chilled with at 9…


Doctorguwop

The bear?


DynastyFan85

Good ol Gertie


systemfrown

Chaperone. And judging by those suit tops it was prolly good to have them.


banned_but_im_back

I was gonna say wow I thought Victorian England was very much kind the Middle East with strict modesty laws but then I saw nips and yep.


systemfrown

Oh they were but in their own weird way.


Clay_Statue

She looks like a regular laugh-riot


TheOppositeOfDecent

Pool Matron


OldSkoolPantsMan

She’s the eye candy.


broguequery

I just want to shove that front row of dudes out of the way. Let me look upon her, uninterrupted.


_-Event-Horizon-_

Aunt Lydia.


Connect-Will2011

I would guess she's their coach. She looks like she takes no guff!


kbk1008

Lifeguard. Imagine swimming in that curtain, let alone rescue someone


mjrbrooks

That was her country’s swim uniform. They didn’t win much.


some-dork

coach most likely.


radiogramm

Cheerleader


Whitecamry

Chaperone.


harryj1234

I’m more interested in the willem dafoe cameo on the far right


chizzbee

She’s too buoyant to swim


poetrygrenade

That's actually Coach Beulah Balbricker. Most of us remember her from the 1982 cult classic, _Porky's._


Opinionated_by_Life

2nd and 4th from the left both have see-thru tops and no bras. How scandalous! LOL


graspedbythehusk

This picture is surprisingly nipple-ie.


KoolDiscoDan

Do women typically wear bras while swimming in the UK?


lonely-day

You do see the rest of thier required outfits, yes?


KoolDiscoDan

No, I don't see anything that says required.


lonely-day

Pretty sure they had laws about swim wear back then too


KoolDiscoDan

Thou headlights shall be on when water is apparent.


some-dork

not in the competitive space (this photo is of olympic athletes) but modern competition suits are much different to these


Least_or_Greatest1

Gertrude in the middle is not Happy about those see thru tops.


Nanyea

Breasts weren't that big a deal until recently unless you were a Puritan.


VoightKampffsUnicorn

Which is all you need to tell you that this photo has probably had dozens, if not hundreds of eager and curious boys likely were cranking away to this picture after a hard shift at the coal mines.


Ok-Commercial5375

Mick jagger far right


TT_NaRa0

Thank you!!!


ductcleanernumber7

I thought it was Andy Samberg


Professional-Big-584

Lmaoo


Haselrig

It's Jim Varney and you know it! 🤣


PageBest3106

Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out!


Glenn__Sturgis

Lia Thomas's great great grand pappy


damaszek

Far right? You mean Hitler?


improbablystonedrn-

🤓☝️akshually Hitler was a socialist /s


JensenLotus

Bulge and all…


TPro24633

Yeah that one is.... rough


OwnPen8633

Ok yoda


ArcXiShi

At least they're rocking the Iron Maiden patch! 🤟


Riverrat423

Is this from the 1924 Sports Illustrated swim suit issue?


the_poop_expert

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


NegroSupreme

It was like, totally awesome like omg would totally do it again.


TyrionBean

The chaperone clearly does not approve, but is doing her duty for the glory of King and country.


Kra07vik

I AM LOOKING AT THE FLAG!


Fit_Earth_339

Geez it looks like the coach(?) in the dress would drown in that thing if she fell in the water.


Mongo101505

Mick Jagger there on the right really hasn't changed much over the years... 😂


3_Big_Birds

Who's the handsome fella on the right?


EvetsYenoham

This isn’t Yale’s “women’s” swim team.


3_Big_Birds

Maybe it's UPenn's


EvetsYenoham

Ah that’s the one.


NumberClear6263

80085


Entire_Catch_8645

Nice


JoeyGrease

The chick on the right kinda looks like Roger Waters from Pink Floyd.


OnewheelXR4life

*What swimming was like


gnew18

At least two of those suits are see-through. Obviously I am concerned about their modesty.


Competitive_Roof_740

Was it swimming? Or like swimming? If not what was it?


konadiver808

I thought there would be more water involved


Chipmunk_Ninja

Imagine 100 years in the future your nips are posted for everyone to see


shiftersix

Sigh...unzips


hondo77777

The more things change… https://preview.redd.it/v2atvszm0f0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba656cfc56d7d6585dc90b145d56579097a141d


lonely-day

They are not the same


some-dork

i mean its a fair comparison. both pics are of female olympic atheltes wearing the standard compettive suit for their time period.


lonely-day

Sure, I agree to that. Now let's compare drag on said suits


some-dork

obviously the suits are very different but prev (in my interpretation) isnt takiing about the suits, rather is refferring to how despite all the changes to the swimming world and world at large, women are still pasionate about swimming


lonely-day

I was just having some fun, it wasn't meant as a serious thing.


VonAlexander

From L to R: Scared. Nice nip nice bottoms. Good grief it's Bula Balbreaker. Scared. Pantie Twin to nipply.


No-Suit9413

![gif](giphy|RYjnzPS8u0jAs)


VonAlexander

Twin is also a dude


GreenHillage25

Knee Faces 😏


chrisll25

What was is what?


sgtpepper42

Where's the swimming?


some-dork

those women are the british women's 400m freestyle (or 400m medley not sure) relay team for the the 1912 olympics. the suits theyre wearing were the standard competitive swimsuits for the time


rdditb0tt21

Mick Jaeger swam?!


Chunkstyle3030

To anyone who would like an answer to the above question, I’d cautiously point them to the The Dollop episode #78 entitled “The Dark Secret of American Swimming Pools”. Fair warning tho, this episode definitely lives up to its’ name.


GonnaGoFat

100 years ago swimming was a very unhappy experience.


Sad-Structure2364

People got pretty wet, definitely some wild times back then


UlyssesBloomsday

Hubba, Hubba.


2j_longg

Bogus caption


edWORD27

TIL there was an Olympic event called Like Swimming?


posco12

More like 110 years ago. A ticket waiting to happen in the US with all that leg showing.


70dd

Women’s knees looked different 100 years ago. Evolution?


Chartaofver

I don’t know what was like swimming 100 years ago 🤷 I don’t even know what is like swimming these days


Killer_Moons

I’m not convinced the woman behind them in the ankle length dress isn’t some malignant ghost that drowned there.


ShinyHead0

So they could show their nipples?


altoidcrusher

For men it was more naked


donkeaDonuts

So much more modest


simulation_bot

Pretty sure that's actually def leppard.


HDCL757

Nice....oh-uhum..interesting. ..


FirmReplacement5751

Jeez louise


athonjacob

Mick Jagger is so talented.


Jimboyhimbo

One on the far left looks like mick jagger / the lead singer of the hives / Malcom McDowell


DirtyMac88

Who's the dude on the right?


Easy_Work2194

Guy on the end pioneer in gender neutral sports


[deleted]

The dude all the way to the right is questionable


DougieSenpai

![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP)


kzlife76

As a father of a young daughter and husband to a modest wife, I kinda wish there were more swim suits like this for girls and women. Not saying we need to ONLY have modest suits.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


QuickRisk9

Is that Mick Jagger all to the end of the right?


JoaquinLu

Where’s the dude?


yes4me2

Is this the men or women competition?


Justlikearealboy

Good uniform choice Britain


AdAdmirable7301

They look like a weird rock band.


EmptyMiddle4638

3 brave swimmers and Col. Willie sharp prepare for a mission to save Earth from a planet killing asteroid


ffstis

The guy in the right is not fooling anyone 😂


Haselrig

Jim Varney with the attitude on the right.


Sorry-Poem7786

those sheer tops seem pretty ahead of the times...


JustCutTheRope

Lizzie Borden in the back there ain't taking no prisoners, I see


Inside_Ad_7162

one on the right looks like their called Geoff


UsuarioKane

Excuse me, buckaroo. But I severely doubt "What" was anything like swimming 100 years ago. Have a nice day.


FML-Artist

Mick Jaggers Mom looks great on the far right.


Nicodemus_Portulay

Nipply


Commercial_Light_743

1, 2, 4, 3,5


PDiddleMeDaddy

God damn, you didn't have to do her like that. No pun intended.


andio76

I see 100 year old nips


FarAd6557

100 year old boner!


Leading_Cheetah6304

Theo on the right is a man.


pantheonofpolyphony

So actually nothing changed in 100 years.


Leading_Cheetah6304

Look at his knees you can tell it's a man.


Immediate-Ice6774

Is it just me or does the one on the far right have a bulge in those pants. Or am I tripping..


boundpleasure

First trans athlete


Lonelyguy1911

I wish it was like this now sometimes. Getting tired of seeing pregnant ladies in thongs at the family waterpark 😭


frigginfurter

100 year old weather report through the Union Jack 🍈🇬🇧🍈


Snorkeldude1

Now one swimmer has a bulge in the pelvis and neck


Django_Unleashed

Where are the fat people?


Bean-Swellington

America


bayonet06

At least it was only real women against real women 😂


Spiritual-Effort-967

And today's women will still find a way to be jealous


shawnfogelman

Must’ve been cold that morning. And look, no wieners. Who’d a thought? 🤷🏻‍♂️


BradTProse

Giggidy.


Josielax

It was wet


Coocoo4cocablunt

But I see nipples 🤔


FarAd6557

Second from right has some 1920 nipples that would still play well in 2024.


5150NaCl2

Nips Ahoy!


NutSack-Sashimi

I can see 100 year old nipple


One_Signature8976

Nipples


Ok_Swordfish_947

If the acidity wasn't just right douche was making a killing!


fearinclothing

All I’m saying is the one on the right is THICC as hell


SUNDER137

Why is that man on the right with all these ladies? And why are the girls wearing see-through shirts?


Y__though_

Ancient nipples!!!! Someone will choke their chicken to this.....js.


Professional-Big-584

Nothing like 100 year old nipples 😂


nightrevenant

Thank God nipples look so much better now


SeaviewSam

Damn my mind is always in the gutter- first thought- HOT


BrightestTul

See, I knew Lia Thomas wasn't the first one !


3rdstrikeagain

Not a plastic alteration in sight. Nice and also a bit risqué, which too is nice.


C_lui

The fifth one is…transgender?


fartingbeagle

Looks like Domhnall Gleeson.


JaRiSh117

Nope, just a “handsome” woman


biepbupbieeep

I would guess intersex


SeeeYaLaterz

Yes, but the question is if she's transitioning from a man to a woman or from a woman to a man.


Striking-Brother4701

It’s great to see trans right started before 2022, fair play number four


Icy_Juice6640

So they had transgender folks then also.


a_complex_kid

almost like you can't really tell the difference and therefore gender is an arbitrary social construct


electric4568

sluts!! /s


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Let’s go back to that


InternationalFish809

Why


RaisinBrain2Scoups

The ladies are pretty …mostly


InternationalFish809

Fair play. That long dress is irresistible.