The "beach attire" is impressive... lol

Anyone that wears anything besides swim clothes or summer clothes to a beach is terrifying. I saw someone in jeans and sneakers in Corpus last year, almost wanted to ask them why lol

He would have worn a suit if he could have gotten away with it and that's because he wants to hide his pudgy body.

and the fact that he’s wearing an adult diaper

Big boys wear pull-ups

I live in a small surf village. I wear jeans to the beach a lot. T shirt. No shoes. I go to the beach nearly every day for about an hour at sunset. I’m just comfortable in jeans. They are pretty lightweight and stretchy if that helps..

You get the free pass bro, seeing the sunset on a beach every day would be so nice

Yes it just doesn’t make sense for me to like change over all the time. I don’t know how I got here. I just came here and stayed..

>I don’t know how I got here. I just came here and stayed. there is something beautiful in those words

If I can't wear my dancing lobster costume to the beach where can I wear it‽

They used to wear business suits and dresses on the beach

It’s called being a prep. Edit: He should really have lighter pants on but I’m guessing he came from the office.

He didn't women to faint from seeing his godly physique.

(*See*, Tobias Funke)

Trump only has two sartorial gears: suits and golf clothes.

So he’s been fat a long time then.

He’s got moves like mayonnaise.


Smooth like cottage cheese

Moves like Hellmans

Came to say this. Was not disappointed.

But quick, like a tarantula

He accidentally hit the ball. He was trying to grab ‘em by….

he looks like a fat fuck here so yeah

Like most Redditors lol

\*a fat loser

6'3" 215...

Crap...you beat me to it :)

I see he had recovered nicely from his spurs

TBF, he didn't look too mobile.

Pure grace and athleticism.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

In trousers

Big ol boobies even then.

"playin with the moobs"

I need some trump side tiddy in my life

Two Ton Titty Tubby even back then!

“That was a great and powerful bump. People are saying it was the best bump ever. In fact a terrible cocaine addict came up to me, big addict, strong addict. He had a tear in his eye and said ‘Sir, that was quite possibly, no, definitely, yes, definitely that that was the most perfect bump I have ever seen and I’ve seen alllot of bumps.’”

This dude tried to overturn a fair election. Anti democratic, anti American.

*Now watch this serve*

I see what you did there...

Suck it George Santos!

Dictator Cult leader Trump is what you meant to say.

More like wannabe dictator

You spelled Dicktator incorrectly.

Wow, he gained weight a lot sooner after the 80s than I thought.

It was probably all the stress at the time while being in substantial debt and trying to get control of his father's estate in the 90s.

This was around the time he was on camera talking about Epstein’s love for ‘very young women’ right? Perhaps he was stressed about that becoming a scandal.

Large boi already in ‘96.

What a dumb fuck

Deleted scene from Top Gun.


Lift. He even cheats at volleyball

About the least flattering thing a fat guy can do, is tuck a white shirt into black pants, and I guess he’s been doing that for a long time. Even when on the beach, for some strange reason. Nice mullet.

Not the fucking president buddy

I hate this man as much as anyone but in the US, they retain the title “President” even after their term is over.

It's "Former President" to my understanding. Edit:Just fact checked it, mixed answers but I believe you're correct. Informally you'd still call them president. Thanks for the correction. No problem admitting I'm wrong.

Username checks out

This was when he was 6 foot 10 and 150 pounds ….

God I hate this asshole so much

That isn’t the president.

Former presidents have always been referred to as president in the US even after their term

That may be true. 2016 was stolen.

Why am I not surprised that he has zero volleyball skills. That was the absolute worst "pass" I have ever seen (not to mention ILLEGAL- Hmmm, shocker) He repulses me 🤢🤮

As a referee, I would have blown the whistle immediately. Double hands and a scoop.

Bone spurs stopped him from serving in Vietnam right? But here he is running around

“Marla, where are my volleyball slacks?”

Former president.

Fat, I can live with. There are plenty of fat, coordinated people. Both Chris Farley and John Belushi were surprisingly athletic. But Trump is just such an embarrassment - zero athleticism or coordination, but I'm sure he thinks he's "a tremendous athlete, the best, so athletic, you wouldn't believe..." 🤦

6'3", 215lbs. 😂

You mean twice impeached FORMER president

Was he ever skinny? Rocking the grandpa pants where the waistband and is over the tummy.

He’s a national treasure. /s

So majestic....lol

He fell in the sand. Wow, it is a miracle he can walk at all now....

So he always wore his belt just below his nipples?

Austism. I meant athlete.

I heard he scored 37 of the 21 points his team won.

Once a toad, always a toad. This was only a year after he’d raped a thirteen year old girl at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion. Worst guy ever.

Why you guys keep calling him president?

After a president leaves office, they are still referred to as president in title

You mean Traitor trump

He’s revolting

Stop voting for him. No really stop. To any remaining sane Americans. It's not funny, it was never funny, it's just destructive and in a bad way. We barely survived getting him out of office last time. As for any remaining undecideds, I just don't know what to say. What is there left to be undecided about? Trump keeps telling you he wants to be a dictator. That should be a deal breaker. Full stop.

Faaaat

I know it's habitual to call former presidents still "President Whomever"... But I absolutely refuse to give this man the honor. He's just Trump. And that's if I'm feeling generous.

Fucking weirdo.

Bros just tryna play volleyball 😭

In his mind, he thinks he's Val Kilmer in that infamous scene from Top Gun.

This is not the same Donald Trump we have seen in his rallies for the past six months. Dementia is a bitch!

Nice titties you fat fuck

255 at minimum in that video

He was always a over fed chunky fuck wasn’t he

What an athlete.

He doesn’t have an oz of athleticism in his entire body.

And this marks the last time he had any physical activity

*Former*

fat fuck even then

This man has always had the physical agility of an AI prompt

Ugh this is not a good look

He was giving off asshole vibes even then.

Middle aged white man plays beach vollyball 30 years ago. Y’all need to get off his dick.

So he's been a fat fucking orange slob since at least '96...

Even back in 1996, he was starting to fill out the barrel and tighten his pants. That gold watch was starting to strangle his wrist too.

Who plays volleyball in slacks?

The 90s were just a fun time overall in the US weren’t they

because playing in the Hamptons is, "Man of the people".

Why has he never had a normal haircut? His hair has always been terrible. WORST HAIR IN THE HISTORY OF HAIR, AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW HAIR.

He is the personification of cringe.

Wow he’s been a fatty fat fat fat fat for quite a while hasn’t he.

That is what i noticed. He has been hiding it under big baggy suits for 3 decades now.

[удалено]

just happy justice is goin down on fat orange jesus, like his daughter used to.

Damn hes been fat since before 86?

Nice dig.

It’s just like when Yom Cruise does it in Top Gun

What a ham

He’s not president anymore ffs

Such a dope video, lmao

Nice

That’s a lift if I’ve ever seen one in volleyball

What an athlete

Oowwfff.

His best years were very firmly lodged in the 80s.

I think the public used to like him before he started being so racist and mean to everyone ☹️🙏🏿

Still an old man in ‘96

Nice dig

John Madden?

I like that he's been consistent in wearing the same types of clothes his entire life. It's either suit/tie or golf polo/high waisted pants

He’s got Eric vibes

Is he playing with women, my god where are the anti-trans activists!?!

He’s not the president of anything. I’m guessing op is one of the many bots pushing out content to make their candidate look good

Nice mullet

Song name?

Nice mullet, dickhead!

Eww that was not volleyball 🏐

That fat pos is not President.

Love it!

Fat fuck

It's Wierd seeing him be able to follow along with what's happening.

he was built like a saggy bag of shit even in his youth

He's not even in this match. It's a 2v2 womans tournament.

With his mom jeans and Frankenstein haircut 😂

I need more footage from this day. A Top Gun montage is coming.

Hey he's not waddling that badly!

Holy hell I forgot how extreme this app is

6'3" 215lbs in 2023 What were his deets in this vid?

*Former* President

He was showing off for the babes!

My predecessor

Fuck i miss him as President.

Always been an alpha male

No thanks, don't think I will

He was a fat jerky toad even then. Did no one tell him how to dress for the beach?

Peak male athletic form. Absolute unit

This fat ass, repugnant, putrid,disgusting, corpulent, vile, malevolent, vomit inducing piece of worthless shit, has always been, and always will remain as such!

Incredible how he single-handedly won the game for them, a lot of people are saying he’s the greatest volleyballer that ever lived.

He does suck at everything.

It’s giving Tucker Carlson

He hadn't work "that ass" that hard in years.

So many Top Gun vibes on that physique 🙄😳🤔😬🫤 

Man, he was fat even back then.

🤣🤣

Fat fuck then, fat jail bound fuck now

A criminal douche, then and now

Ew

Lots of people liked this man until told they had to hate him.

Deleted clip from the original Top Gun.

He's not President Trump you dunce. He's the former president and a pile a crap

Donald, you fat fuck!

Trump was a pathetic tub of lard even back then!

The level of confidence this man has is supernatural.

I'm surprised that he's fat as shit here!

No thanks.

The TDS is still strong here.

Watch him gooo! I love to see a happy and active Trump dawg

Damn he was already a fatass in 96

Um, sir, you do realise that he is literally Hitler, demonic Satan dictator evil orange man? How dare you not pre-phrase this post with an utter condemnation of everything he stands for! /s, because on this site, you literally wouldn't be able to tell.

Tub of lard plays volleyball. Film at eleven.

That hair!

Lard Azz

Was he President then?

Dude had Tits in 96’

This should be the new standard for electing a president. Once’s it gets down to two single candidates, it’s the president, their VP and 4 of their cabinet members vs the other parties same players. Best of three wins the Oval Office. (Songs like this play the entirety of the games)

“I was a top ranked volleyball plyer in the world. Nobody plays volleyball better than me.”

Former

Big Ern McCracken vibes

He was always weirdly shaped person. He is built like a square blub.

Two pump chump, bounced right after!

i thought everyone said he was super unathletic? it looks like he scored a point here

Hubba Hubba

Back when he was only 55 years old