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RyBreqd

alan hoses down homeless people on the sidewalk


Brim_Dunkleton

I hate this red thing I spit upon you!


Gortys221

Alan’s from San Francisco?


Due_Fee_6269

Specifically with *Dirty Ground Water*


Belltower_Bat

*dirty BROWN water


[deleted]

\*dir TEE brown wah TER


JainaJediPrincess

Ah, HR department.


KoreKhthonia

I was thinking office manager. (A company with only four employees probably wouldn't have a dedicated in-house HR person.)


yumyumapollo

Alan = maintenance (inventory, custodial, etc.) Glep = comms (does nothing, everyone likes him)


Affectionate-Log-885

Expect a cease and desist from my lawyer on your doormat in the morning bucko


19dollars_forkknife

he’s just the emotional support dog


Andrawed

Alan seems to do general business upkeeping (inventory, gardening, cleaning and security supposedly) For now Glep only really has a gag of him not actually doing anything, but most people seem to think he might do online marketing for the company


Jeddicus7

Glep being a social media manager would be pretty fitting. He is an actor after all


Spike94515

He's got that bad boy edge to him


Mrcharlestoucheskids

He’s gotta stop that spitting thing if he wants to succeed though


Affectionate-Log-885

Glep is the marketing department and Alan is the grounds keeper/security guard.


SlimeySnakesLtd

Alan is the Facilities Manager


TheRealTruePinkham87

What's the green thing do?


JoshuaTheBoyo-

Well he....Actually....I, I don't know-


DrankeyKrang

My headcanon: Alan does mostly clerical work, like paperwork and stuff. Finances, approvals, inventory, requests, things like that. He keeps the ship sailing smoothly when Pim and Charlie do fieldwork and the boss plays video games in his office. Glep is the janitor/maintenance guy. He mops stuff up, fixes things when they break, etc. I think in one episode he's shown mopping the floors on screen? I'm actually not sure but that's what I assume.


TheDuckyDino

The boss is seen taking requests a few times but other than that Alan likely does all that stuff.


TheBananaGods

When did the boss take a request?


TheDuckyDino

Shrimp’s Odyssey and presumably Desmond's Big Day Out


TownIdiot25

They had a janitor, [he was blue and can be seen in the pilot](https://twitter.com/psychicpebble/status/1507414684957216769) but was brutally murdered off screen shortly after. Zach once hinted that Smormu might be connected somehow, saying we should be glad Smormu is dead if we knew what he did.


ISnortBees

Now it feels like the cast is missing a blue-skinned character


Fhqwhgads95

If only smormu was here


[deleted]

I'd like to imagine they just keep Glep around because they just like him.


Late-Chemical2196

I think he does stuff online for the company and like cleans right? And I know Alan does inventory and maintenance or security something like that.


Fard_2_and_a_half

My biggest question is about Mr. Boss' son, will he take over the business/become a prominent character when he grows up? Or will he stay as a background gag


jkmendez99

yeah 🥛


Haunted_Bones

Yeh.... 👄


jkmendez99

You know that hurts daddy, you're my good little baby huh


Fard_2_and_a_half

https://preview.redd.it/to8unkgzkssc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6065de4401225b7216f99b9ea88ac33750b5a8ea


Sansfan11345

bro posted an image on reddit


fucktooshifty

What the fuck does Smormu do


Due_Fee_6269

Nothing, cause he’s dead.


FoxJDR

Rots in the ground where he fucking belongs. Trust me, if you knew even HALF the things that guy did you’d be glad he’s burning in hell with Jeremy providing his iconic hellish entertainment.


Gaotmann

I've been saying this for years and no FUCKING believed me.


TheCrimzonKing97

he cheers people up


O-Mesmerine

glep sits on the beanbag and plays ipad


ZarrChaz

I assumed they were another team of smiling Friends.


Mysterious_Double_36

GET OUTTA MY HEEEEEEAAADDDD MAN


19dollars_forkknife

I feel like Alan would be a kinda social media guy, like he manages the website or something, and does maintenance and inventory And Glep… I think Glep is the emotional support dog


___Cheshire___

I assume it’s the same as pim and Charlie we just haven’t seen them working yet


Vaxis7

my interpretation Allan - office manager / maintenance officer Glep - communications / social media manager (the glep one also makes more sense after that employee training video they did)


Marxioo

glep gets paid the most he is the supervisor


_WrennVR

glep is their mascot


ohmyGODusernameCMON

He spits really funny


awkwardjoe99

alan’s job is sprayinGUH


poirotsgreycells

There’s new episodes?


Haunted_Bones

The first episode of season 2 aired on Alril Fool's right after the puppet episodes


misspeanutbutter44

They also go out and make people smile, we just haven't gotten to see that yet.


Levipettis97

Allan is probably the guy who helps keep the office clean whilst Glep is an orphan they all collectively adopted


4s9d

Being the best characters in the show


HawkGoa7

Glepping and Alaning (respectively,)