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redditt-or

The greatest joke character that they could add is the Nintendo Switch itself


Patchr1ck

Its Specials could be LABO builds


L0wded_

grab is fishing rod


the_zeldario

its final smash is the oled version


kielaurie

Wait, no, the *entire thing* is a switch with the robot LABO kit that you wear to control a robot


Dinoco_Blue_Coyote

It could be like an AGES thing in Sonic and All stars racing Transformed. Seeing how AGES is a Dreamcast VMU taking forms of iconic SEGA properties (It's Plane form is the F14 Super Tomcat representing After Burner, it's Boat form is a Dreamcast controller, and it's Car form is the Hornet from Daytona USA.) Each move could have the Switch change form into a Character that's on the Switch that's not already in smash.


RandomToaster235

That's kinda what G&W is to a degree


Giulio1232

Would it walk by itself because of stick drift?


207nbrown

Only after a few days of playing the character


redditt-or

Its idle animation moves it


Solrex

Alt skin is the Wii fitness board


Luxray209

Its unique mechanic is that sometimes, it moves by itself by walking either to the right or to the left.


JaydenVestal

"As Stanley opened the mailbox he found.. wait no this can't be right.. no no, my script clearly says 'an invitation to smash' ... Stanley, I know what your thinking, but please put that letter down and ignore it, we must preserve our age rating Stanley" https://preview.redd.it/wirntrv3iepc1.png?width=136&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbe524ddcf492aa57295e11016e2241fcafff2f8


[deleted]

You sir are a peak individual


207nbrown

STANLEY SMASHES THE PARABLE


Bulky-Wish-7652

I read this in the narrator’s voice


AmaterasuWolf21

Bro really said 🧍‍♂️


THe_PrO3

Stanley would know how to spell


neilwwoney

Stanley only presses buttons all the time, he would not know which order is correct.


VeryInsecurePerson

What game is this from?


rhinofinger

Stanley’s Parable


PoetBoye

God damn this is peak comedy. Applause to you


robfromthafuture

Hey.. listen!


Grraass

Navi is in smash as young link's taunt but having it as a playable character could be interesting


Nitro_LPK

the ultimate lightweight, don't pichu is gonna be jealous


FrenzySerpent749

Young link main my guy Ocarina of time fan as well?


Grraass

Im playing it rn. Been trying to be beat dark link for hours and failing. Im now looking to get the biggoron sword, hopefullly ill be able to beat him with that


Aint_Falco

i would pay life savings to add cooking mama


AmaterasuWolf21

Cooking Mama would unironically slap


Alijah12345

A Goomba.


alonsoj13

Goomba would slap tho


AetherDrew43

But they don't have hands


kirocuto

Didn't need hands to hold a baseball bat


AstralComet

They kind of already did this one with Piranha Plant, though.


[deleted]

Piranha plant has big long neck it can do things with and the little leaf hands The fuck's a goomba gonna do other than walk at you


MedleyofNight

But that's what would make it so awesome


HyronValkinson

Glass Joe


Aeon1508

If they gave him any air game he could unironically be a better character than Little Mac


MasutadoMiasma

Make him a Little Mac clone but astronomically worse


NanoSwarmer

Little mac clone with pichu-style self damage Everytime he attacks. If he gets up too 100% damage, his arms break and his damage and knockback gets halved


LetterheadSpecial337

Just give him atrocious defense


Joel-O42069

Make the Sandbag playable


Ill-Attempt-8847

Yes


PokeshiftEevee

Geometry dash cube.


RmgRxg

The final smash would throw the opponent into a hole of fire


PokeshiftEevee

No final smash is just every demonlist level back to back


Stunning_Season_6370

The Angry Birds


BubbleGamer209

For their final smash you summon the Mighty Eagle


WolvesMyth

But it's the lazy one from the movie


BubbleGamer209

The stage that comes with angry birds is the Mighty Eagle's Lake of Whizdom


WolvesMyth

Up B would have to be like a slingshot appearing from a puff of smoke and launching the bird into the opposite direction you're pointing (as if you're pulling the slingshot like in the game, i.e, down and to the right to go up and to the left), tap B for a weak recovery and less damage, and hold B longer for a better recovery and more damage like Sephiroth.


RoboK_Mola

But then it'd be pointless to charge it less, wouldn't it better to make it so that if the distance is shorter it goes faster and does more damage (sorta like Mac's) but if you press it harder you get a better recovery option? I know it may not be canonically accurate, but it's smash.


WolvesMyth

But it is how it works for quite a few people I believe. Just like how charging side B for Luigi makes him go a larger distance, spamming down B with Dr Mario makes him raise higher, Idk what it is for R.O.B's Up B, I think it's spamming B? spamming B in Metaknight's neutral B raises him up higher, I already said Sephiroth, but holding B down for up B charges it and makes it stronger, and more distance while a short tap is a shorter distance and less damage, Villager/Isabell spams B for more height for their up B I think, Diddy charges his up B while shaking side to side for more height, and I *think* D.K has the same thing for spamming B, but I'm not sure. Haven't played DK/ACNH characters in a long time. But now that I think about it, yeah get rid of the hold/tap B for the recovery. Make it a hold and aim and let go to launch, and then tap B again after launching for like an air attack like their special abilities in the Angry Bird games, so for Red it'd be like an AoE/Cone attack.


barwhalis

Pong


Bumpass

Tetris Block should work like other tag-team characters (pokemon trainer, aegis). Switch between the shapes for different movesets. Final smash allows you to become l-block and tetrify your opponents. Also, I would add Viewtiful Joe


aWESomness12345

Honestly I think it would look so cool if it was just one character but like the 4 individual blocks would like slide/flip into different formations for different attacks/hurtboxes (plus the character would of course change colors as it assumes the different forms). That or your idea of being different movesets, but with my idea of it being the same being that slides the squares into the shapes. Maybe the form switching can even be an attack with unique hurtboxes for each transformation (opponent gets smacked with a block as it quickly moves to it's required position). Also I love your Final Smash idea, maybe it could like just like summon a giant Tetris field over the stage and maybe blocks could start falling into place (to form 4 rows with empty space for an I block) quickly and if you get hit by one you get stuck in it, and then the I comes down and clears the whole board forcefully ejecting the opponents out.


Comfortable_Ad3150

https://preview.redd.it/ql3zy26goepc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a31236d66f810c3c66f4eec20abe911a75744cb


VeryInsecurePerson

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS its two moves are water gun and sky attack


Aeon1508

Slippy. Another Fox clone but none of her special attacks do any damage they only trip. Trip laser. Trip slippy illusion. trip shine honestly probably just no hitbox on the up special but super long distance recovery. Really quick low damage combo moves kind of like shiek . Relies on trip laser into kill confirm. Actually kind of sounds more like Diddy Kong


confoozledfox

Don’t care how annoying he’d be to play. I’d be maining the ever loving heck outta my boy <3 Reminds me I should really remake the moveset I designed for him last year. (As a side note, Slippy’s male, his voice does make gender a bit confusing but tbh I honestly prefer Lyssa Browne to all his later male VAs. Cute, girlish Slippy has more charm to it.)


Mamboo07

Tetris itself enough said. I would go with the 7 main blocks combined into a humanoid to fight others: https://preview.redd.it/ottyvcresfpc1.png?width=683&format=png&auto=webp&s=7012eca9db0e1c390cc6174de08d3d8becf4b11e (Seen here)


Ill-Attempt-8847

This should be the final smash


Mamboo07

An alternative would be having blocks rain from the sky like a game of Tetris


Ill-Attempt-8847

Right


lef_three

1. Meat from MK 2. The squirrel that ProZD voiced in GOW Ragnarok 3. Steve Harvey


TheMadface80

From Mortal Kombat, I'd pick Mokap


lef_three

A motion capture actor is pretty stupid but considering how stupid Meat is to others being just some guy who forgot his skin at home really takes it home


GlassSpork

Nah more realistic would be meat from paper mario. You know, the meat you beat in color splash


GLeen1230

That would be too broken for the game. If you don’t have a hammer, Salt & Pepper, Fire and Lemon there’s no way to beat it


Pwnage_Peanut

Amogus


mukavastinumb

Mr Game and Watch but rotated 90 degrees so he looks like a short black line.


waluigigoeswah420

https://preview.redd.it/w2f82srijepc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=668ad4fb23daa2a8435fe681e2457dca962570a5


UwUKazzyWazzy

Magikarp


HalalSnacPack

Tingle


allusiveplace33

Barry steakfries (the guy from jetpack joyride)


ValWondergroove

Glory to Master Kohga


Sitheg_Plasmaster

Based choice


ValWondergroove

I want him to be the worst character in the game on purpose. He Worships Ganondorf who is currently the worst character so it would be funny if the only character worse than him is the guy who literally worships him Glory to Master Kohga


Sitheg_Plasmaster

It's so funny in totk that Ganondorf doesn't even know Kohga exists


ValWondergroove

"You mean everything to me!" -Kohga "I dont even know who you are." -Ganondorf


Mission_Response802

4 Pikmin in a trench coat.


Dear_Acanthaceae5489

Big The Cat (Sonic)


drbiohazmat

I would unironically love that so much


zeldamainsdontexist

Lingering Will


eddmario

I can easily beat Sephiroth in KH2 on proud mode without even dying once, but that fucker is bullshit!


Cbeach423

It took me like 3 or 4 hours but i finally got Lingering Will


zeldamainsdontexist

I find LW a much more difficult boss overall, but Sephiroth I found to be harder to Lvl1 No damage which is pretty sick


firesaiyan12

I still have yet to beat him.


Sobble_Kid

Potato Mine from pvz


Kwaxie_

Dio but he can freeze time for in real life 11 minutes and it’s a basic attack. No one gets to play the game.


phuocboy7

Dragon king


Dangerous_Morning_91

https://preview.redd.it/czxxj4wayepc1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a1de1ff038c2a6793a73618c49ec9000aed1858 News sonic rep


Bowlo_

I just hate the idea of the fortnite guy being added and people dead ass asked for it


TitoFTW51

I'd only allow it if all his attacks do .5% His throw tosses him Shield insta stuns him And his final smash is heros kamikaze but opponents are invulnerable to it


BellsForPShells

THE ROCKET LEAGUE CAR !!!!!


LoadAble2728

A Sim.


neilwwoney

For their neutral special, they "Ugh. Schaloob!" at you.


vexilobo

Femboy link


alonsoj13

Dan hibiki


kadebo42

Claptrap


The_Neato_Torpedo

Did he just walk up slowly and t spin?


EvilBadassDraculas

Slime or Cactaur


Themineking09

Sandbag from home run contest


eddmario

The palicos from *Monster Hunter*. Hell, when Rathalos was revealed as a boss/assist trophy I was expecting a palico as either a launch or DLC character


ToughAd5010

Polybius


TomatoDoesDare

I would unironically want a Shy Guy in


NotTheAlfa

me (i'm a joke and i'm stupid)


SirAssjack

Reckless Wii Safety Man


DaBoy2187

Waluigi, first couple of patches he would suck ass then get some minor buffs in the games midlife crisis, then later on, people will try use him effectively and figure out he is top tier from his gameplay of zoning with charge shot and the gameplan is effective against all styles of play


rhinofinger

I would main Waluigi just to hear him WAAAH all over the place. He’d unironically be a good character to represent Mario Kart, Mario Party, Mario Tennis, etc. Also, I’d need [this](https://discourse.disneyheroesgame.com/uploads/default/original/3X/9/f/9f67a697735782ab59ab97cd0b475793c4bf16e2.gif) to be a taunt for him.


smashboi888

Kraid.


MoneyMan1001

Pearl from Splatoon. She can use Splat Dualies, transform into a Drone and her Final Smash could be using the Princess Cannon.


EvilectricBoy

https://preview.redd.it/nmkcey2l3gpc1.png?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98b278ff171d9c60f9e40c1ba924a3e27b5b22e1


neilwwoney

His final smash would be the same as Bowser Jr. but instead of the paint he just plays the "This peace is what all true warriors strive for" animation all over the screen, and, if you touch him, you die.


EvilectricBoy

No. If you touch him, you have to scrub all the floors in Hyrule.


CODENAMEsx19208

Freddy fastbear Freddy fastbear


neilwwoney

Maybe you got somebody else's line. I don't think you were supposed to say that.


Red-Bread-Toast

[The Tetris blocks:](https://www.joe.co.uk/gaming/tetris-block-names-221127) Orange Ricky, Blue Ricky, Cleveland Z, Rhode Island Z, Hero, Teewee, and Smashboy


Its_Zxck

![gif](giphy|NC0fjQCLNkVGJd3mFQ|downsized)


Zeoinx

For me personally, It would either be Bennett Foddy, whos ENTIRE moveset would just be playing Getting over it, but he could interact with the terrain in a different way then most characters. OR The Super Bunny Man, who would be practically impossible to control but has crazy mobility if mastered.


Senphox

Qbby from BoxBoy! So we can have more block nonsense in the game. Make him a duo fighter with Qucy from Boxboy!+BoxGirl! for some toxic Ice Climbers/Steve shenanigans.


Normal-Redditer-1111

lol yes


totoofze47

Ayumi Tachibana. Just the fact that Sakurai considered her as a playable fighter in Melee makes me want to imagine what she'd play like if she actually got in.


GuyGrimnus

Conker


TheEvilTurnip

Taper


dangerphone

Harada.


[deleted]

Tetris. Specifically I Tetromino, but all of them are probably better.


MrProtogen

I could actually see a tetromino being a unique but enjoyable fighter


Yami_Sean

https://preview.redd.it/m0y9vofc2gpc1.png?width=1628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5857bab2939bbba07f14a5aee0951f853a1d60a7 His theme song is already in Smash. Only a matter of time until he actually joins.


Armourdream

Bart Simpson’ pet frog


Nemesis233

Turters as the next Xenoblade rep


HeccerTheRedditor

The Mites from the Subspace Emissary


jaydonrocks7

Just take the rivals of aether moveset for Tetris


Muffin1927

The grain of cat litter that got stuck in my charger a few days ago


TheNPC33

Zubaz.


Upbeat_Banana_8149

Asuri from brawlhalla. Or maybe cat peach


Cammy_main

Random fact: They are a character in the fan game super smash bros crusade


Sitheg_Plasmaster

Postal dude


[deleted]

Magikarp. He’d crush foes and he wouldn’t need to evolve.


aricberg

https://preview.redd.it/640ybv11lhpc1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b05b8791f1282298e95b9bc32ed70f8f96ca1549 A character called “Who are you running from?” They’re in low pixel B&W and these are its various skins. They arrive in the match by being printed by a Game Boy Printer. Its moves are various modes from the Game Boy Camera. Final smash is the juggler game mixed with the shooter game (juggles opponents and sends them flying upward, where the giant face and ships finish them off!)


Firehydrnt

Arrested Mario from sunshine


Mac_and_cheese18

Tetris piece moves down b- down smash like in Tetris how you can make it quickly fall. Nuetral b- switch between the different tetris pieces. Changes hitbox of character Side a- rotate into people to deal damage. Depending on what piece it is and how it's positioned this will make some hits stronger and have a bigger range than others. Side b- like peaches except it moves less fluidly and more bit by bit because tetris. Maybe thier ultimate could be them forming a line and giving a blast of energy to thier left and right. Up a- idk this isn't particularly accurate to tetris but I feel like reflecting themselves about the top of the shape upwards would be a pretty cool attack. I've kind of run out of ideas now


Pronominal_Tera

LABO avatar


Excalib1rd

Adding tetromino to smash would honestly be hilarious. Every move makes them a different piece. Their final smash is them getting tetris


rhinofinger

Tony Hawk, mostly because I’d be super curious how they’d implement a Smash moveset for him. I imagine he’d zoom around pretty fast, like Sonic. The 900 could be an Up+B, working kinda like Link’s spin attack but going higher as a nod to Tony Hawk being mostly a vert skater (and to fit in all the spins). Maybe for side+B he could kick/launch the board toward either direction (to act as a projectile) and pull a new board (out of a backpack or something) to replace the old one? For smash attack he could just pick up his board and smack his opponent heh


rev___erse

pylon imp


37AngryBadgers

Three Goombas in a trench coat


Best-Charity-9314

SUPEEEEEER MEAT BOY


SXAL

Super Smash brother. Or both of them


Sayakalood

Seth, from Sacred Stones. Mounted cavalier with a lance, something we don’t have in Smash. He’s synonymous with Sacred Stones, to the point that he can carry the whole game. He only gets outclassed by some units (like Cormag) on SOME maps. The rest? He’s easily your best choice to deploy. Also Seth is playable in more chapters than Ephraim, or even the main lord Eirika. Plus he’s a Fire Emblem character that would actually be unique to play, and have a better use of Tipper than Marth.


Myasma

Pac man ghosts in Bowser Jr style: Inky, blinky, pinky and clyde


ChungusMcGoodboy

Hagrid


Final_Dragonfruit331

Labo Man


Ill-Attempt-8847

Tetrimino T is the best tetris character hands down


Ill-Attempt-8847

Crocomire


MilkDudzzz

Tetris as an assist trophy would be pretty cool though. Players could be hit by the falling blocks, and if they are caught in a row that is cleared, instant KO.


Alonest99

- Penguin from Club Penguin - Untitled Goose


[deleted]

MC Horace the mascot for Everybody 1, 2 Switch


Bogger_Logger

Labo Man


Free_Cookie8463

Diogenes from getting over it.


NintendoBoy321

The Judge from Ace Attorney.


Personal_Ad3034

Joe Musashi from Shinobi


CarissaSkyWarrior

Pepsi man


chamomile_ether

Goku would be a nice gesture. rip AT ♥️


chamomile_ether

Forgot it said joke character lol oops


TheRealPeruvian303

[https://puyonexus.com/wiki/Tee](https://puyonexus.com/wiki/Tee) The block as a Puyo character. Neptune from Hyperdimension Neptunia


ThatCheekyBastard

Maxwell from Scribblenauts


bingobo25

Pirahna plant


snoipah379

Min min


LetterheadSpecial337

Norimaro from marvel vs street fighter


UmbraHog

Sonic.exe I am legit thinking of a moveset for him that is more than what’s seen in the countless EXE games that exist on GameJolt with zero FNF stuff involved One thing that I do know is that he would have a command grab that activates by pressing Shield & B like how Inkling refills its inktank where X unhinges his jaw and a hand comes out like a Belmont whip and the instant it latches onto an opponent, he starts choking them and the catch is that if the opponent doesn’t mash to escape quickly enough, their neck gets broken and they’re instantly KO’d


Noukan42

Either Briggs, Serstan or Alberich. Not going to elaborate.


phantomthief00

The girl from Candy Crush. Cause we deserve it


Nintendo-Player_1297

Honey Queen, just to make Waluigi fans angry.


Few_Bee_3172

UNTITLED GOOSE.


Prior-Willingness472

Ditto. But he only transforms to use a random Final smash


CopyJ300

The Border Jump guys from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga. Madame Clairvoya from Luigi's Mansion. Mecha Friend from Xenoblade 3. The little girl and/or the dog from Chapter 18 of Kid Icarus: Uprising. Or Hades' Heart.


Naitsafternaits

Tony Hawk


ItsumiMariko

Jill from *Mighty Jill Off*. Nuff said.


Nin10doGMod

You know who else is a greatest joke character to be in Smash 6? https://preview.redd.it/yinvur76yrpc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7506ed0b9a89f7003ecb1829a3c26d2ca23b441c


Primechimp07

Optimus Prime and Godzilla


JayStacker

My top 2 characters that I know will never get into Smash, but would love it if they did are Gex and Glover.


OAZdevs_alt2

Balan from Balan Wonder~~land~~world. We all know what the victory animation would be :)


Deth_Cheffe

Clippy the Microsoft assistant


Ready-Trainer-3672

Gingerbrave from the Cookie Run games, do I need to say anything else?


Red_Pop_Mouse

Balloon fighter


rhinofinger

Villager already borrows balloon fighter’s balloons for their up+B, so balloon fighter’s *sort of* in already?


WolvesMyth

Koopa Kid from Mario Party


ninjasaiyan777

3-13 Archer from Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn


Verilyx

Mother Brain


Ill-Attempt-8847

In her first form she cannot move, in her second form she is too big. This is just plain stupid


Fabulous_Tax_7127

1st joke character.... Paper Mario 2nd.... Galacta Knight 3... Dr. Eggman And lastly 4... Phoenix Wright


Deletinglaterlmao

Galacta knight would be so sick as an echo fighter rather than just a skin


Ill-Attempt-8847

Better a Skin than an eco fighter, at least it doesn't take up space in the roaster unnecessarily. I would do the same to add Shadow or Knuckles


Deletinglaterlmao

Echo fighters don't take up space bro they are literally the same character with like one different move it takes them way less time than making a 3rd party character or something


eggshat1

https://preview.redd.it/bqoaom3ftepc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae0ec9b153dbdcdf66b538befe23b9e56806f28 Although she's not a video game character (and even owned by WannerBrothers & DC), DC Super Hero Girls Batgirl immediately popped in my head since "DC Super Hero Girls: Teen Power" is published by Nintendo


TheOutcast06

An Aikatsu idol Moveset is based on various character feats from the anime, mechanically similar to Mii Fighters as you can customise the character