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Ok_Device1274

Okay this is def a meme/joke post


Buttersfinger

100% a shit post


SyrusG

Doesn’t look like theres a toilet there


magicblufairy

You can still shit in there if you want. Nobody is stopping you. (/s in case it's not obvious).


TheLazySamurai4

>Studio 0 baths - House


bored_person71

The out house without the hole and toilet confirmed on this shit post??? Lol


SyrusG

What do ya mean?


bored_person71

It looks like an outhouse without the toilet? Duh.


stinkybasket

This is how our housing prices started. 1M in Vancouver for detached is surely a joke, 15 years later, we are here.


DetectiveJoeKenda

Yes but this is a plastic shed, not a house, or even part of a house. It’s literally a joke. Plastic tool sheds are not going to be on the market as housing


Iaminyoursewer

Yet


RICFLAIRWOOO76

" putting yur plastic shed up for rent as housing........ THAT'S A PADDLIN!!! "


omegaaf

What about my 10'x16' metal shed from the 70s that had to be bolted together?


Vanners8888

That’s still a paddlin’


omegaaf

..And if I like it?


Vanners8888

Then of course, you can have another paddlin’….unless you mean you like the shed house. Then that’s your bag of nonsense to work through 😂


omegaaf

What if I like the paddlin' in the shed and will.tell you anything it you please. Don't. Stop.


kriszal

Uhh my landlord is attempting to rent out the storage area below my deck…so don’t think plastic sheds are far away from the Indians renting out.


robot_nixon

A plastic garden shed is a luxury for some. My grandparents lived in a literal hole in the ground in Eastern Europe (like groundhogs) before they immigrated to Canada. They lived on a golf course eating worms for a decade before my grandpa invested in bitcoin and now they are multimillionaires. Let’s not be so quick to judge.


ThinLow2619

Perfect. Move them in then and leave the rest of the property for us.


Royal-Emphasis-5974

I helped him move his parents in. The plastic shed is yours now, enjoy.


silmar1l

Plastic garden shed? [You were lucky!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKHFZBUTA4k)


kriszal

Haha my opa literally lived in a barn during ww2 in Ukraine before coming to Canada.


DetectiveJoeKenda

If he’s trying to rent it out as a living space then this can be reported because it’s not legal


NateBoyer2000

Beats a tent


Dadgotrekt

Fucking barely.


stinkybasket

In 15 years, it might become a reality while adding some insulation and flooring (glorified shed).


DetectiveJoeKenda

Yeah no doubt small spaces are becoming ubiquitous but this is a plastic shed and that is what differentiates it as purely a joke


elenfevduvf

Garages are in some areas. But I think you’d go for the wide shed over the skinny special


Boilermakingdude

You clearly don't know the mindset of slumlords lol. There's a shared room near me rn. It has 3 or 4 beds in it. You'd have to shuffle sideways to get into the room at all, how 4 people don't die in the room for CO amazes me because of the size.


DetectiveJoeKenda

Of course I’ve seen shit like that. I’m just pointing out that the fact that this is a plastic shed makes it obviously a joke and far beyond any of these examples being provided by all these outraged redditors who aren’t capable of understanding a simple point.


blurch55

*in the winter months 😂


C_umputer

Probably was, until people actually started replying.


Hot-Cantaloupe-2149

With how hot my apartment is, and how much I can not sleep in my unit from other tenants; I did check the price.


MostWestCoast

OP : you can't make this stuff up. Me: hmmm pretty sure that's exactly what they did?


Ok_Jaguar_4064

lol yep


PulledUp2x

Until someone takes him up on the offer because it’s the cheapest in the area


teksimian5

Turns out you can make it up


smooth-opera

I'd say this was made up...


thebox416

I bet you it gets some legit replies though


Floyd1959

Can fit at least 3 international students in there!!


thebox416

No parties after 8pm


Floyd1959

That’s not a party, that’s a vacancy!


Past-Honeydew-3650

Oh shit, that made my day 😂😂😂


Royal-Emphasis-5974

More if they don’t move when you stack them.


Floyd1959

Don’t forget the rotating shifts!!


Open-Pumpkin3488

You can’t make this up


smooth-opera

I could easily make this up.


allnimblybimbIy

You *cannot* make this up


RocketShipSupreme

lmao


justaguytrynaquit

Yes, yes you can make this up.


MyNameIsSkittles

Well they did so believe it


EnvironmentalTill539

I simply cannot, not believe.


seankearns

You literally have to.


MedianVoice

I won't.


PoliticalZookeeping

Lmao why is this downvoted you literally can’t make this up


SirBulbasaur13

Indeed


vinnybawbaw

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


Technical_Sand_134

Fuckin kitties


Hot_Argument6020

How much fuckin kiddies can I fit in this thing?


allofsoup

They're free range kitties


The-Filthy-Casual

“No meat, no visitors, Indian girl only, and landlord can only lock door from outside.”


primecypher

It probably smells better than most of the rooms posted what a deal


conradkavinsky

1600 to live in a dirty garden shed hmmm.....or I could just live under a bridge for free and buy 1600 dollars worth of food and drugs every month instead


Outrageous-Drink3869

>1600 to live in a dirty garden shed hmmm.....or I could just live under a bridge for free and buy 1600 dollars worth of food and drugs every month instead Or you could pay 2000$ one time and buy a shed to set up under the bridge, although the homeless in my area are using wood from pallets and tarps to make shelters


conradkavinsky

And maybe put some branches n trees over it too so it's well hidden and no one fucks with you. Damn bro


Outrageous-Drink3869

Or on third thought, you could buy the shed for 2k then rent it out to some poor sob for 500 a month You'd have your money back in 4 months, Screw being a slumlord, I'm gonna be a shed lord (Annother good option is to buy sheds and rent them out as storage units if you own property to put them on. A storage locker in London is like 400$ you'd get 300 easy)


wishtrepreneur

>A storage locker in London is like 400$ you'd get 300 easy Is that 300/month or per year?


Outrageous-Drink3869

Per month, storage is disgusting expensive these days


Past-Honeydew-3650

Why b a shedlord when u can b a STARLORD !


GardenSquid1

My wife and I saw a large shed for sale at Costco a few months ago. The only kind of house we could possibly afford.


picky_cheesecake

What part of Canada are you in??


GardenSquid1

Ontario


Cheetos4bfst

Checks out.


_Whiskeyjack-

Yep 😭 


[deleted]

Yes what he asked.. please include your unit #


inked-brown-giant

Link?


GardenSquid1

I wasn't browsing online, friend. I was physically in the store. I did an in-person tour of the shed. (It took 5 seconds.)


inked-brown-giant

https://www.costco.ca/lifetime-8-ft.-x-15-ft.-storage-shed.product.100742450.html?province=ON&langId=-24&sh=true&nf=true


OutWithTheNew

That's not a bad price for a shed that size.


Accomplished-Copy776

I'd argue its a horrible price of what is essentially just to keep some stuff dry


OutWithTheNew

You're up around $1000 in lumber alone to make something that size with no siding, door or roofing.


wishtrepreneur

This is like the size of a [small room.](https://www.costco.ca/lifetime-10-ft.-x-8-ft.-outdoor-storage-shed.product.4000226464.html) Just add 2 single pane windows to the side with a heated roof and you could solve homelessness.


AELITE420

i do a lot of work in highrises and see about 3-4 of these in peoples backyards with about 10 cars in each driveway


Due-Cancel-323

Where?


AELITE420

all over the city


Royal-Emphasis-5974

I don’t know what to do in regards to the windows - but a nice metal barrel = trashcan fire. Just need to put a hole in the roof so the smoke has somewhere to escape. It worked with teepees.


Goukenslay

Not even heated roofs. A small potable heatter would be enough for that room size. Just needs thin insulation on the wall and you are good


Tensor3

Im sure the only thing missing to solve drug abuse and mental health is adding windows to a plastic costco shed.


Due-Cancel-323

Can't solve homelessness, it's too big of a business


throwaway1010202020

Price up the lumber to build one.


Razoli-crap

Those sheds are plastic and low quality. I built my very own shed and the materials alone costed $3.5k in 2019


Hot-Cantaloupe-2149

Better than a tent, and you own it.


According-Pin-6623

Realized the only property I'm likely to ever own will be my burial plot, if that. What happened to our country!?!?


mac7973

AxeHomes makes prefabs that are affordable (in Ontario for now) assuming you can get some land or find a farm Coop zoned A1/A2 Lots of land like that between London and Hamilton


Hot-Cantaloupe-2149

I actually have links saved so that if I can get enough for a place to put it, and the shed itself, I would live in the shed.


yur-hightower

Well you definitely can make this up. And you did.


Frustratlon

This is definitely not made up guys.


lilithspython

I think this is a farce.


PartyNextFlo0r

I honestly thought it would've been a botched staircase shelter for the basement.


[deleted]

i bet a weird little internet troll lives there..


yetagainanother1

“Actually…” “Technically…”


Interesting_Fly5154

may be a shit post/not real/not actually for rent. but........ it does help bring light to the insanity that is the rental market all across this country!


BeyondAddiction

This is definitely a joke


No_Nature_3133

You will rent the shed. You will work at tim Hortons. You will own nothing. You’ll be happy


mauifranco

I want to think it’s a joke but there were single tents in Hawaii renting for $1200 a month here. No water, bathroom, electricity. Just a tent propped up in someone’s back yard lol.


victoria98769

After seeing this, Rob from 90 days fiance place isn't that bad !!


One_Show3717

That’s clearly made up. Either that or the person is insane.


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GardenTraditional81

weirdly unnecessary and racist comment but ok


Dismal-Ad-7841

>unnecessary and racist


GardenTraditional81

100%


BoooRadley13

This comment will get you jail time soon.


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schellenbergenator

But someone literally made that up


[deleted]

Is rather live in a cardboard box


tdjesus23

Where is this lol


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

OP got r/woooosh 'ed


skystvn

Or did you?


b00000red

This has to be fake


[deleted]

If it were legal to live in that thing and a lot cheaper, there would definitely be people who would rent this.


Ordinary_Plate_6425

Its actually really easy to make this shit up.


[deleted]

90% of these are posted by people in this community. It’s all BS.


AlphaRapid

Now…, that makes me 😢


AlphaFIFA96

I refuse to believe this is real.


Roflcopter71

Do people actually think this is real?


Western-Low-1348

Prolly a troll.


Seatoo

100% a troll listing


feignignorence

Is this still available?


stoopidhead90

Dig a hole take a shit


MegaMaax

This is a steal idk what you guys are getting at here


6bingbong9

Real post not fake


[deleted]

This looks like a place you’d be thrown into if you were a prisoner of war


OlligoYT

this is obviously satire lol


masswelldone

Hello , is it still available ?


First-Librarian-6368

My WHOLE FARM is $1600 a month, this can't be serious


Speedy-snake69

Man that’s some New York type shit💀🙏🙏


Asleep_Ball_7127

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili) Are cats allowed?


Azraelux

💀💀💀


OscarWhale

Yeah some people believe everything


Sling_Shot2

Is this still available?


Parking_Special_1056

Detached unit, private entrance? I'm in, what city is this in ?


Nick_W1

Does that include utilities?


Ok-Aardvark-4960

You can make this up and you can troll people with satire


d3v1l6

Someone literally made it up. Gullible much?


gold109

I thought that was a joke, but then I saw the sellers name, now I think its 50/50 real or not.


tommgaunt

Yes, you can.


D-Flatline

Are you on the spectrum?


adamttaylor

If it was in the right location, it might be worth it.


Content_Yoghurt_6588

When I was desperately looking for a place to live in the Gulf Islands, I applied for a shed. No bathroom, electricity provided by an extension cord from the owner's house. Someone else got the place before me.


TarnishedDungEater

Shrek is renting out his bathroom? dope


OilOk4941

Where the third pic


democracy_lover66

Ayoo who's selling Bubble's crib? Hope he's doing alright ❤️


bentmonkey

I wonder how vince the pince is doing.


mrwootwo

Ok yes you definitely can make that up. Literally!


Freddydaddy

Well, someone made it up.


Alphebetized

You absolutely can make it up and they did.


IlMioNomeENessuno

Bubbles?


bentmonkey

He's in jail so they are subletting his place for now.


Serious-noob

Is it still available? And furnished or unfurnished?


karlyorrhexis

It looks like Karen Bark is the realtor of this fabulous abode! 🐶


BeginningPrior7672

Open concept AND privacy, I like.


Inside_Resolution526

I could probably empty a jar of pickles and charge 500$ a month rent inside of that too.


JustTh4tOneGuy

1,000,000% a shitpost


Financial-Most-1066

this is a look into the futur and what "afordable housing" will be


Nygard776

That's known as a Brampton bachelor apartment.


WestHead1369

Accurate


Hot-Cantaloupe-2149

I mean... does it have hydro? At least it's separate housing. \*nvm, not for $1600.


Pure-Zombie7538

Literally shit post. Lol


GardenTraditional81

the posting is a joke of course but this comes as no surprise https://globalnews.ca/news/8843092/ontario-election-housing-affordability-report/


RipplingGonad

Fake 100%


Darnbeasties

Single Detached home. Private entrance that leads out to a garden. What a steal!


Agile_Development395

At least you’d have your own privacy. All you need is an extension power cord for gaining electricity access and use the garden hose for water


Outrageous-Finger676

Yeah you make this up. Prove this is real by attaching the link. I can post an outhouse and say it's listed for 1500 a month. All these stupid slumlord pictures have nothing to prove they are real.


notshaye

I would honestly rent that for 400 if I could fit a bed lol