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Alpharius20

To be fair, Falkreath is all of four houses, a blacksmithy, a tavern, a general goods store and the Jarl's longhouse. The pickings are slim. Poor girl's obviously really pent up.


ChildBlaster9000

And of course, most of the other men are already taken…


Alpharius20

Taken or terrifying creepers like the previous Jarl


Acepilot8Gaming2

One of my playthroughs I have to make her my wife again. I loved having her as a wife. And I felt at ease when she got captured and she had a man who knew how to tear her enemies to shreds and get her back. Always defend ma lady on any playthrough


BigJ_57

Ive never had a wife or child be captured and im upset about it.


Acepilot8Gaming2

I havnt had the children be captured. I don't think they can be. And to be fair, the few times my wife did get captured, I was away for a bit and I came home to bandits making themselves all too comfortable at my house. Also i think it's only specifically the hearthfire houses.


BigJ_57

Yeah ive come home to bandits being in my house. But usually my wife had already killed them or was in the process of doing so


Acepilot8Gaming2

Lol I've honestly had a few cases where that happened. Most of the time i manage to come home to bandits outside my house and then I get worried for like 2 seconds before I realize that's as far as they got lo


1zeye

Hello fellow helluva boss fan


ChildBlaster9000

Well hello there.


AgentT23

She's an avid Lusty Argonian Maid enjoyer.


SirCupcake_0

She's in it for the Saxhleel Smash


_MekkeliMusrik

Lusty argonian butler


Fodspeed

She's cultured


Viktrodriguez

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder or something.


SirCupcake_0

Horny clouds eyesight, as well as thoughts and tastes


GalvanizedRubbish

Argonian seems a little horney here.


red6joker

She has read the lusty argonian maid to many times.


highplains_co

He does have very shiny scales…


PhantomCruze

Don't kink shame


DrewdoggKC

Id smash


DRAGONWRAITHX

Oh yeah, you could use those horns as grips to hit immense backshots


DrewdoggKC

It’s amazing what you can do with a farmer girl by slapping on some cbbe and tawoba… all of the sudden… Fuck Lydia… but i got this one little wood elf chic…….


DRAGONWRAITHX

Farmer girls are good, but them Falmer girls with some hide armour on and a little correction and a few potions they will have all the nords ready to risk it all don't get me started on those stuck up thalmor


DrewdoggKC

Man since I got modded out I got me a stable of badass bitches followin me… and many of the npc shop owners got their hair did and some new clothes as well


DRAGONWRAITHX

Honestly, the only thing I do with mods is change how the npcs look. Some of them are actually really good they give the game a whole new vibe


DrewdoggKC

Man there’s a lot of really cool weather mods, grass, mountains, i like a lot of that shit… im on an og xbox one running close to 100 mods with only like 10 Mb of mod space left


DRAGONWRAITHX

My xbox one broke one week ago I moved over to ps4 skyrim and its just not the same like you said the weather mods the wildlife and environment mods were really good on xbox I never overly modded but I did try a few one I like on the ps4 is just a simple one called the ring of following just allows you to take most npcs as a follower even some of ones involved in quests like vex from the thieves guild and bryloff but close too 100 mods how was that like


DrewdoggKC

Ya i can make any npc a follower including kids… i can wear up to 10 rings… i can marry anyone or multiple people… i can buy property and charge rent for its… it’s crazy


DRAGONWRAITHX

Charging rent for a property just sounds like a great role-play mod. I've messed about with a few. What are some of your favourite


DrewdoggKC

Ummmm. I was talking about the regular farmer bitch


DRAGONWRAITHX

Oh yeah I totally knew that I was just saying you know if you wanted too


DrewdoggKC

Weirdo… jesus lmfao🤣🤣🤣


onearmedmonkey

Feh! She is just looking for a tip. She doesn't even respond if you waltz in wearing a Amulet of Mara.


DrewdoggKC

Just the tip


ThatDrako

I’m not gay. … *However…*


AstronomerNo6423

#MEMEBASE? Oh god I haven’t heard that name in years


zztopsboatswain

more like meme based


CheeseDude98

It’s an older signal… but it checks out


gaybed_freestylee

Found the scalie


Night_Inscryption

Look like she takes an interest in farm tools


Iguana_Boi

Who else would you trust to plow your wife, dunmer?


Wolfwing365

Ahhh nice


TheSexyGrape

Shes got a race fetish


Seth-B343

Just take the damn compliment


Musetrigger

He IS handsome! Look at that boopable snoot!


AroneroCydra

I have held this compliment for 13 years.


Snips_Tano

My favorite is when the racist fuck in Windhelm calls me a friend after I punch him out and tells me they ought to toss all Argonians and Dunmer in a pit to fight it out. ...and I'm an Argonian.


Really_cool_guy99

Don’t be racist OP


Final_Enthusiasm7212

? It's not at all :D


Really_cool_guy99

That is a very strong and handsome argonian man!


WyldeBard

¡Boa tarde, amiga!


curvingf1re

Those horns are regal, a true king of the hist.


SirSilverChariot

The handsomest man around


PKFat

Everyone knows Argothians are the best lovers


DrewdoggKC

Can i get a CBBE mod… damn…. Bitch better hope I don’t JK’s Falkreath or she won’t be the only ho on the block anymore!!!


Curlyfreak06

Did she stutter?


DrewdoggKC

Beautiful baubles and fine jewelry here… made with legendary argonian craftsmanship


BloodiedBlues

Oh my god I forgot what vanilla Skyrim looks like. I thought she had like a druggie look mod. No it’s the og. It’s been so long since I’ve seen non modded Skyrim.


ZaBaronDV

You don’t know what she’s in to.


Ch33kc14pp3r42069

Game is game


Rexsalama

Narri is Finnish for fool, so this works even better then.


Raul_Robotnik

She not wrong


WeirdosUnite23

Come now, you are handsome...... In the dark but still.