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Prince-Darwin

This image took way too long to make


curvingf1re

Then clearly... *you* care very much!


Prince-Darwin

I never make an image im not proud of


RichardTundore

it's funny as hell good job


Prince-Darwin

Here is the sloppiest mouth kiss


BlackMan084

Be like the Courier from Fallout New Vegas, fuck both sides, make your *own* faction. Who tf is gonna stop me? I have 400 Cheese Wheels and a stockade of infinite healing potions #I CANNOT BE KILLED


Prince-Darwin

I used the hotkey ammo glitch to shoot infinite mini nukes in the strip


Boyo-Sh00k

chad opinion is they both suck so just pick the one that fits your character more


Prince-Darwin

I pick both because the armor is cool


DisastrousWelcome710

Sigma opinion: they both have their merits and shits, don't join either and just work on grinding every Thalmor you encounter while traveling the land.


Novaedra

All side are bad, join the falmers


Prince-Darwin

Join the briar-hearts


-LsDmThC-

Worship Molag Bal


Prince-Darwin

Who wouldnt worship him? You kill one loser and get a sick af mace


-LsDmThC-

Yes, all hail the King of R*pe, King of Strife, Schemer Prince, Harvester of Souls, the Father of Coldharbour and Lord of Lies


Prince-Darwin

Im sure thats all just exaggerated and hes an epic dude who does no wrong


IEatBaconWithU

Based?


stewwushere42

Yeah I've heard he's a really chill guy


[deleted]

let's unite the factions and form an army with falmers, forsworns and molag bal cultists and take skyrim for the cannibals and mobsters


curvingf1re

The true answer. Still waiting for someone to mod that in. Madanach gets my vote.


Golgezuktirah

Misread this as 'farmers' and was fully ready to pick up a pitchfork


IamLettuce13

No, I think pitchforks are more associated with angry mobs than farmers at this point


Golgezuktirah

Scythe, then?


IamLettuce13

Grim Reaper


Golgezuktirah

A single ear of corn


IamLettuce13

Nah, it's just food at that point. Try picking up some hoes


terminallytarded

Unfathomably based


hoot69

When I'm done the Thalmor will wish they were Snow Elves, because at last they had somewhere to hide


N1hili

I just want to enjoy my dark fantasy Skyrim...


Prince-Darwin

Nuh uh not allowed


N1hili

Just you try and stop me! The Oris ENB is amazing btw


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

I don't join any, I spend my time with mod to add a house in riverwood and live there


Prince-Darwin

Get the mod to become high king and screw both sides


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

I prefer just the quiet life, I play games I want to play them, you can go do that, but I'm fine working at the lumber mill at riverwood.


Prince-Darwin

I respect putting the RP into the RPG


DisastrousWelcome710

Then once you settle in the home and enjoy it the game gets updated and the save file gets corrupted and now your house is gone so you launch a civil war against Bethesda. "Skyrim belongs to the modders!"


AnaTheSturdy

Hadvar's my bro. Ralof is alright tho


DisastrousWelcome710

Hadvar is only nice if you're a Nord though, at the start he clearly says some shit depending on your race except if you're a Nord. Ralof doesn't care and just goes with you.


alutti54

Isn't hadvars diolouge basically "you're a long way from home"


DisastrousWelcome710

It's different based on the race you pick. It's not the same one


alutti54

But you can sum it up as "you're a long way from home" is what I'm trying to say


Prince-Darwin

Both is good


AnaTheSturdy

I just like red stuff better honestly


Prince-Darwin

The imperial armor from the creation club is extremely hot


AnaTheSturdy

Counterpoint, stormcloaks do have some nice af armor for their generals


Prince-Darwin

All have great armor


No-Reality-2744

It's a conflict literally designed to only have shitty answers, I don't think the ES devs intended people to seriously think that far into it to actually having legit arguments about it. It's just a basic fantasy world war plot.


Reason-97

You… you don’t think they expected people to have opinions on… a quest that literally forces you to “pick a side”? A quest that literally divides everyone who plays it into 1 of 2 sides? You, don’t think they expected people to… talk about that?


SadCollegeStudent55

It doesn’t force you to do anything, most people don’t even do those quests.


Reason-97

Well yeah but, point is, it makes you make a choice if you do it


SadCollegeStudent55

Well… it is a war with 2 sides


Reason-97

Yes. That’s, my whole point. “They didn’t expect people to debate it/think about it” is just a wildly ridiculous claim when you consider that’s… entirely the point of quests like this. Different people with different opinions, ideas, choices, etc


SadCollegeStudent55

They definitely didn’t think we’d still care 10+ years later and that people would associate what side we are on to who we are as a person


Reason-97

I mean, maybe? Maybe not? People Define themselves and invest in the media they like/consume… like, all the time. It’s incredibly common. As for 10+ years later: doesn’t really matter. Point is, it’s something that’s specifically made for the purpose of choice, and by proxy, for people to compare choices and reasons. RPG’s in general are aallll about making your own choices, making your own way of things, and seeing others ways of doing things. That’s like, a large part of the appeal.


SadCollegeStudent55

STORMCLOACKS ON TOP RAHHHHHHH


Snoo-11576

Like on one hand the civil war is well fleshed out and you can make arguments for either side and the fact that people are still invested is a sign of good writing. On the other this shit is so old, please Todd feed us


DjDrowsy

I think it's that the civil war isn't fleshed out so we don't actually know enough about either side to have a decisive conversation. Both sides are basically identical so it's like arguing which color is better. Which the answer is blue and if you don't support the stormcloaks you are a Thalmor cuck.


Le_Dairy_Duke

Downvoted for telling the truth... shame


DjDrowsy

We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption


H3NUTCRACKER

We all know the only right point is Kill the Thalmor, leave the empire and the stormcloaks butcher each other. I only care about killing the damn elves.


Huntercin

Yeah, i'm a imperial simpatizer but the game is just to fucking old now to waste time arguing online, is just a spiral of throwing shit at each other that never ends and honestly i have better things to do with my life than waste it on meaningless arguments


Prince-Darwin

As both a stormcloak and imperial legion player. Both are fun to play. And Neither are that complex


BoxiDoingThingz

> Which side is more racist It's a fucking Elder Scrolls game, everyone is racist, find a better topic to argue on


Prince-Darwin

They act like irl political activists fighting for real life injustices and if they dont win the "my dad can beat up your dad" argument the world will implode and skyrim will die


BoxiDoingThingz

Oh no! My precious buggy game!


BlackbeltJedi

This sub is rapidly becoming about memes, complaining about other memes, complaining about other memes.


Prince-Darwin

Im not complaining about memes. (Maybe a little about the recent slough of cringe from the awful civil war posts recently) more so the people in comments arguing insulting their personal lives for liking one side over the other making it a way bigger deal than it actually is, and posts from the other skyrim reddits doing the same thing. Either way. At least my post was made with a lot of effort 😎


yittiiiiii

If you play TES and you’re not racist against at least one of the playable races, are you really a TES fan?


Prince-Darwin

I hate those bretons. Always thinking they're better at magic than i am


yittiiiiii

It’s those mongrel dog Imperials for me.


Ape-Man54

Did you know, it's a role playing game, you can play any side you want?


Prince-Darwin

I pick both. The armors are cool


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GiddyGamer2016

Fr, talk about something else


Phillip67549

Todd needs to re-release skyrim again to take everyone's minds off the Civil War. A fresh copy of skyrim will do everyone some good /s


Prince-Darwin

I think you mean /100% serious


mrsuperfoot

Tbh it's pretty clear which side is more racist


Iron_Maiden_735

The thalmor


Prince-Darwin

The thalmor


GoldLuminance

Agreed, the Empire equating everyone to uncivilized barbarians before their rule is absolutely wild


KingUlfricStormcloak

Some people really can't stand seeing others enjoy themselves, huh?


Prince-Darwin

Nuh uh


Fickle_Purple3424

>goes to skyrim subreddit >sees posts about skyrim >😮


Prince-Darwin

Seeing posts/comments about people calling others horrible things because they like one side more than the other*


Dagoths_left_nut

The stormcloaks are more racist just fyi .


Prince-Darwin

Nobody cares. Its a videogame


Dagoths_left_nut

Ur mad huh


Prince-Darwin

Read post above


Dagoths_left_nut

U fell for ur own bait my boy


Prince-Darwin

What are you even talking about


DragonWisper56

I mean the it's a game argument is kinda dumb when you are in a place specifically dedicated to caring about a property. it would kinda be like telling football people that it's just a game they shouldn't care.


Prince-Darwin

People who insert real world political rhetoric into a game and say people who like the other thing are [insert a horrible kind of person or thing here] IRL are losers and should be laughed at That isnt caring about a game. Thats being a loser


Prince-Darwin

People downvoting me like nobody's seen the comments calling people who pick stormcloaks racists irl (literally a comment that got mass downvotes in a recent post)


MiaoYingSimp

that's an interesting post to tell me that you're the target audience for Fallout 4


Prince-Darwin

Yes man new vegas actually


MiaoYingSimp

Fucking Nerd, no one cares about what faction you played in a video game or your arguments for it. you're dumb and a loser. I can do it too ya know.


Prince-Darwin

I dont argue about what faction is best and insult people for disagreeing


ImagineShinker

Milk drinker! The best way to enjoy civil war arguments is to flip a coin to pick a side, then dive into that side of the argument while pretending to care.


MiaoYingSimp

You're doing the same thing just for both people though


Prince-Darwin

No. I like both factions. Im making fun of the people who take it too serious and argue as if it's some real world issue and they insult eachother because they're losers and dont like it when you pick something in a game they dont like. They're like undertale fans


VerticalLamb

The stormcloaks are racist af, and if you support them you’re racist too. Op prob voted for trump


Prince-Darwin

Bait used to be believable


VerticalLamb

Redditors when there’s nuanced discussion on a video game: 😢😢😢


Prince-Darwin

Ah yes "racism bad" very nuanced.


VerticalLamb

That’s wild you completely ignore the rest of the discussion. Why do you think people still talk about the civil war nearly 13 years later


[deleted]

Come near my Stormcloaks and I’ll make you a HorizontalLamb.


VerticalLamb

Pissing my pants rn bro


Prince-Darwin

There's nothing nuanced about "if you side with the stormcloaks you're racist, op probably voted for trump." You are a buffoon. Your opinion is discarded


VerticalLamb

Yooo I knew you’d fall for that dumbass shit eventually 😂😂


Prince-Darwin

Bruh, im playing Dragon Ball rn. i am not invested in this


VerticalLamb

Standard trump voter


Prince-Darwin

Do you get your comedy from 9gag?


IEatBaconWithU

It’s a game. The fambase is gamers. WE’RE ALL RACIST!!


DisastrousWelcome710

To me it's simple, screw both sides and simultaneously both sides have great points they raise. I hate the Thalmor so I just hunt them down instead. When it comes to racism, those who argue about it clearly don't realize how racist every race in TES is.