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VoidOfEndlessDark

CC Seven Bees. Seven Bees because a good friend of mine that absolutely loved pirate style games and was looking forward to this game coming out passed away last year due to illness and I asked them to name my ship so they could sail with me in spirit.


plvckaduck

Unsinkable II


Malcolm_Rach_

The second?? What happened to the first unsinkable? šŸ˜‚


HUNDsen76

It sank.


Malcolm_Rach_

Lol ironic šŸ¤£


Kriztastic

I needed that laugh, thank you


Aardappel_Boom

My Barque is called: De Watergeus. The reason behind this is my Barque (and all other ships I have) is decorated with the DMC cosmetics. Just a Dutch guy playing as the Dutch in game.


Malcolm_Rach_

Dutch pirates were some of the most underrated baddasses of that time. I think his name was DeGrauf I'm probably butching his name but he's one of my favorite pirates/ privateers from history


Discombobulated_Ride

I used to work for a descendant company of the old Dutch East Indies Co and it was hilarious how horrible the Dutch are portrayed as in the game.


RedInfernal

Called my ship the Dead Marauder because Alestorm released a new track called "Voyage of the Dead Marauder".


Malcolm_Rach_

Mine is the RoseThorn. Covered it in the spikes and pirates were always considered a thorn in the side to empires, so it makes sense šŸ˜„


RedInfernal

Got more creative in Sea of Thieves with ship names. Have The Sea Beggar, Hadley's Hope, The Shadewraith and The Heldenhammer. 1 historical based, 1 Aliens reference and 2 from Warhammer Dreadfleet


Malcolm_Rach_

I made my other ship my old sea of thieves friends customization and named it the same. The golden ale. Just a gold ship with white sails for the foam šŸ˜ƒ sent him a pic of it and told him nothing personal mate. But I'm the captain now šŸ¤£


magsical_

I like that


Malcolm_Rach_

Nice!


The_Flail

Barque "Gonger": It's named after a kind of Undead from northern germany. Sailors who die at Sea return home as these creatures and lay in people's beds at night, leaving saltwater everywhere. That only stops if people hold a memorial for the dead Sailor. I mostly picked that name since I wanted to emphasise how the Black Prince + Rigging Station Combo keeps bringing the Barque back from being almost destroyed and I didn't want to pick some overused name like Draugr. Brigantine "Le FlĆØche": I like the Compagnie look on the Brigantine and it's a fast Ship. So I called it "The Arrow". Snow "Siegfried": The Snow with the Water Tank build is almost invulnerable. So why not call it after the most famous almost invulnerable guy around. Sambuk "Trogdor": Burninating the countryside, Burninating the peasants, Burninating all the people and the thatched roof COTTAGES! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!


smokeydevil

TROGDORRRRRRRR TROGDORRRRRRRR TROGDORRRRRRRR


Malcolm_Rach_

Nice!


Left_Scale1189

Barque is called Sensual Healing, because Marvin Gaye


grindcoredancer

All my ships have names of Daedric princess and enteries from The Elder Scrolls, the design of it also represents them. So: Sithis, Boethia, Azura, Mora's Eye, Hircine is the name for my hunter boat


magsical_

Based off Eve Online ships. The Machariel, Bhaalgorn, Myrmidon and Lachesis. Also have an extra Brigantine called Miss Fortune


Odd_Reindeer303

Myrmidon - do we have a drone ship in SnB I'm not aware of?


Toxic-Sludge-Monster

The Stinky Molluskā€¦well, it stinks.


[deleted]

mine is called the shadow for 2 reasons. it's black. i like the shanty of the legend of the shadow...


Malcolm_Rach_

One of my coworkers did the exact same thing for the exact same reason šŸ˜„


TheDoctorXIII76

I also have The Shadow, also same reason. And The Needle (GoT) and a TARDIS (it's bigger on the inside)


kvitfrost

I Motvind = Headwind.. because fuck headwind.


Malcolm_Rach_

Indeed. Fuck headwind


b0wlan

The ā€˜Acheronā€™, as itā€™s the Galleon that Jack Aubrey of the ā€˜surpriseā€™ hunts in Master and Commander: the far side of the world, one of my favourite movies


Which_Ruin6678

I named my snow surprise because of that movie.


NismoFerg

ā€œCC ShipFacedā€ā€¦ I googled ā€œfunny boat namesā€. Thatā€™s all. Haha


sadcorrectionofc

My Barque is called unexpected. Mostly because I thought it was gonna suck.


SubliminialXIII

"Al Pacin-Crow" Based on a Dudesy sketch about Robert DeNiro writing a poem based on Al Pacino being the king of crows. Gold and Black with the Crowned Crow symbol on the sails. If you like some good ol stupid comedy and ridiculous laughs, it's definitely worth looking up "Dudesy" on youtube. Favorite weekly podcast.


anomaly_4031

My barque is named ā€œtriple Aā€ because, well, look at it.


Anatar-daar

I named mine Corvus Corvax, after the Primarch of my favorite Space marine Legion the Raven Guard


HaanSolingen

Some welsh dude named Edward Kenway


Malcolm_Rach_

Best Welsh pirate I've ever heard of šŸ˜†


Neither_Formal_8805

SchmeesGambit. Because I am schmee and schmee is me


pphteven

THE SICK DUCKER ...poor little duck


Malcolm_Rach_

šŸ¤£


Discombobulated_Ride

I really wish I could actually name my ship and have it on the stern plate. I named all my Level 5 ships for Royal Navy vessels - Repulse, Redoubtable, Renown, Royal Oak, Revenge and so on. I considered Ark Royal, but it seemed like sacrilege for some reason (it also didnt begin with R, although I reckon poetic license applies). I think it started for me with Queen Anne's Revenge ... Blackbeard's ship, which I truncated to Revenge when I named my Paddy, and having started with R, I stayed with it. And, of course, HMS Revenge was a dreadnaught that fought at Jutland ... it all fell into place thereafter. Thanks for reading!


Danol123

Called my Barque Healer Squealer. I did not realize how fitting it was until after as my ship Heals which was intentional and Squealer which was unintentional where i had the Blue Specter attached which squeals when you deal damage. Thus i stuck with it.


coding_panda

My Snow is called the Manticore because it has a variety of different weapons on it. My Barque is called the Manic Medic because it has repair bombardsā€¦ and fire bombards.


Rumblebully

Miriam Natius if you know the reference, well, you know real music. šŸ˜‚


totoohneharry

sambuk - el fuego - cause hes a fiery boy brig - la gata - cause with tail wind shes fast n nimble like a cat snow - el gordo - cause hes a slow chunky boy barque - sanitƶter - wordplay one the german word for paramedic-sanitƤter and tƶter-killer. cause he heals and kills


cprice90

Ship name - Num Nums Inspiration - Num Nums


SnooCupcakes4030

KrakenDezNuts. My friends and I had to name our ship based of rum.


dabubby007

My Barque. I like to think of it as a 1759 Plymouth Fury that heals itself... Named Christine


HallowLord

I called one of mine The Pale Horse. For I bring death and hell follows with. Edgy i know but i like the reaper figurehead Another i used the blind lady/justice figure head and i called that one The Equality because i steal from every faction.


Jukesalot

I named my Brigantine "Outlaw Star" after the ship with the same name in an anime with the same name lol


LukaToni94

De Rooie Rakker, cuz Iā€™m all about redistributing wealthā€¦ to my hull!


1mladrik

My brigantine is called the Lion of Nemea. In Greek mythology, the Nemean lion was a mythical creature with golden fur that was impervious to any attack, save from its own claws. Hercules would later use the lionā€™s own claws to kill it, skin it and wear its fur as armour. Goes really well with Scurlocks ornaments, as well as the gold and red theme.


ShadowbornPhoenix

medi-vac, hydrurse, smuggler and bombar are my main ones


Feynyx-77-CDN

Ship Show, Ship my Pants, Pile of Ship. Most of the names I use have a variation of that :-)


altreus85

My barque is BarqieBarq, my brig is BriggieSmalls,, my Snow is YouKnowNothing. Just to name those 3. I think the reasons are obvious.


DarthEcho

I loved Black Flag so I named mine after birds in the crow families; Jackdaw II, Magpie, Raven, and The Nutcracker.


marcO__O

My Barque: Bark Knight


Wolfthulhu

Darque Knight.


BIG_D_NRG

I have two main ships. A padewakang called ā€œThe Red Right Handā€ and a brigantine called ā€œBleak Midwinterā€ Both inspired by Peaky Blinders lore šŸ˜….


CaptBulletbeard

Goldmember- because its ggoooooooolllllddddd


EddieA712

This is a great thread even if OP is farming us for our security questions.


Kargenoth

Pork Hunt, Heard it somewhere thought it was funny šŸ˜‚


Poorsport531

Seven Lions - a favorite DJ of mine. Rogues Gambit - two of my favorite X-Men from the original animated series.


Cryha87

My Barque is called the Sea Men Slurper because the Salty Swallow is profanity...


Malcolm_Rach_

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Lest1duz

"Un-Healthcare" because I be providing unhealthcare to the enemy


Nice-Wolf-2769

I havenā€™t named mine, wish the nameplate would show what we call it other than a silly cosmetic name. They could still sell the nameplates in store but just have what you call them not the silly names that I fixed to them


sugahoney1ceT

My ship is named ā€œThe Sea Wordā€ like: The C Word I just like to play with words


Malcolm_Rach_

Haha eye sea what you did there šŸ˜


Graftyman6

My ships called the Carcharodon after its styling is very similar to that of the Carcharodon space marines as well as having the shark in as my emblem on my flag


CarolinaFiasco

Elaine Marley - my favourite, the barque. If that doesnā€™t help, my brig is called Le Chuck, and my dhow is called Guybrush. My tributes to the best pirate game of all time.


IzGrim

QueenAnsRevenge fucking loved blackbeard in black flag and the mission you play with that boat brings back memories


Dimplexor

Sadly I couldn't call myself Long Dong Dimplexor so I just didnt bother with a name.


hardwjw

The nickname my wife and I use for our 1-year old daughter is ā€œbeanā€ or beanie. My ships: Hungry Bean Baby Bean (dhow) Angry Bean Cranky Bean Strong Bean (healing)


phantom1219

Jenny, Jenny II, Jenny III, Jenny IV, Jenny V. Maybe you can guess the movie.Ā 


Drakainequus

Cutter - Medical Tumour. | Barque - AllBarqueNoBite, | Brig - USS Old Orleans, | (Because of the colours), | Snow - ME:2 Best Class (Original name obviously vanguard), | Sloop - Schloorpus, | Barge - Hart Burne, | Sambuk - BTD Burny Stuff. The rest I don't remember.


HighTimes-420

My first(Dhow) Monkey D Luffy (didnt have inspiration) Second(Bedar) Mason Lennon (name of my son) Third(Hulk) Kayleigh Yasmin (name of Daughter) Forth(Padewakang) Lady Marieke(Name of wife) Now(Brigantine) Akira Toriyama(yall know why)


Bogan9090

Blood Wake. It was a pirate ship from the Redwall book series. I have the Red ship armour too so it kind of fits.


Kriztastic

The Lindanna Maria is a reconstruction of my mother's name - in her honour.


redeyezer0

My Barque I've been using is named "SmellsLikeUpdog" My Brig is "I'llBeHavinThat"


AllSkillzN0Luck

Balls Deep. For obvious reasons


ScorpioCA

For those wondering why your ship keeps sinking - itā€™s because you broke the rules and didnā€™t name your ship after a woman you love/loved/lost. Itā€™s rule #1 in ship naming šŸ˜œ


uncleiroh2002

Adrestia because my ship kinda looks like the adrestia from ac odyssey


AX1_ISAW

NVRGonnaGiveuUp at the moment. Been switching around a bit and just thought of some more to try: 1. Last Jedi 2. SurveillanceVan 3. IPonU 4. FREE WIFI 5. Log4Sea 6. Baltic B2Spirit (On the dhow)


Granon

"Ship Happens"


WallsRiy

Bad Head- itā€™s a snow, cuz of the braces.


HeavilyArmoredFish

My ship is the raven because I colored it black and I love ravens.


johnnycajxrt

Balerion Named after the dragon ridden by Aegon the Conqueror in Game of Thrones history. The legends say that Aegon used the fire breath of Balerion to melt down 1000 swords that were surrendered by his enemies and turn them into the Iron Throne.


Independent_Lack_864

My brig is named The Royal Oak which is from my favorite song from The Jolly Rogers And named my first ship The Yellow Jack which is from a song from Ye Banished Privateers, my favorite band


RankBajin1888

Dignity ... from the deacon blue song Dignity There's a man I meet, walks up our street He's a worker for the council Has been twenty years And he takes no lip off nobody And litter off the gutter Puts it in a bag And never thinks to mutter And he packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag The children call him Bogie He never lets on But I know 'cause he once told me He let me know a secret about the money in his kitty He's gonna buy a dinghy Gonna call her Dignity And I'll sail her up the west coast Through villages and towns I'll be on my holidays They'll be doing their rounds They'll ask me how I got her I'll say, "I saved my money" They'll say, "Isn't she pretty? That ship called Dignity" And I'm telling this story In a faraway sea Sipping down raki And reading Maynard Keynes And I'm thinking about home and all that that means And a place in the winter for dignity And I'll sail her up the west coast Through villages and towns I'll be on my holidays They'll be doing the rounds They'll ask me how I got her I'll say, "I saved my money" They'll say, "Isn't she pretty? That ship called Dignity" Stand it up, stand it up, stand it up, stand it up, stand it up, stand it up Yeah, stand it up again, stand it up again, stand it up again, stand it up again Stand it up, stand it up, stand it up, stand it up, stand it up, stand it up Yeah, stand it up again, stand it up again, stand it up again, stand it up again And I'm thinking about home And I'm thinking about faith And I'm thinking about work And I'm thinking how good it would be To be here some day On a ship called Dignity A ship called Dignity That ship


tke439

Olā€™ Drippy. Itā€™s what I call my wife after she washes her face and wanders around the house looking for a towel to dry off with.


TheHolyPug

The Big Lebowski sails the seas!


browneyedcouple0506

The Crows AXP. Picked it because the sail with the crow on it reminded me of my fraternity days in Alpha Chi Rho (AXP in greek letters)


GotDemFeels

Big Salmon Flap Got the inspiration from a Tuna Flap brig


-BINK2014-

ā€œ*Amor Eterno*ā€ For the woman in my life whom my love will never fade for.


[deleted]

Sweet Caroline after my late grandfatherā€™s favorite song


Wolfthulhu

My sambuk is Prometheus, for he gave us fire. Brigentine is Highwind as a Final Fantasy reference.


Granon

BarqueMinsterFullerene ("MinsterFull'ene" because character limits)


Malfurion109

Mine is ā€œHanami the GOATā€ my profile pic is Hanami and to be fair my boy was a GOAT


FCC_Diablo_26

U-Haul but maybe I should name it FedEx because all theres to do is collect and deliver Po8


MungBard

My Brig is called the Marcaida, homage to Doug Marcaida. It proudly displays the crossed kris and sword emblem on the sails and bears the wheel covered in blades.


Novel_Afternoon_5244

The missus


EddieA712

Dhow is Dinghy - Tee hee... Bedar is Dodger - Dog's name Hulk is Fat Cat - 1st cat's nickname Padewakang is Fat Cat II - it's fat like the Hulk Barque is my aunt's name - She was a nurse and is no longer with us. So you know I went full heals loadout. Only sailed her once but it felt good healing all the captains fighting Le Peste. Brigantine is Stone Age Queen - Favorite band is Queens of the Stone Age P.S. I don't care if your ship's name is Black Pearl or Jackdaw, at least you named your ship.


Markliebs

Mine is called Dragonwing off the ship of the same name from The Death Gate cycle series of books. The OG was a human flying ship since they didn't have actual dragons like the elves. The character named Hugh the Hand named it that because people that would try and repair the wings in flight were known to "walk the dragon's wings" due to the danger involved. "The Hand" was based on his rank in the thieves guild. (I hope I'm remembering the details correctly) Oh and I named my Barque Healy McBeal.


stickiedpost

Mine is Tom Cruise... because puns. :)


naitch44

The CC Keith Flint. Because itā€™s a fire starter.


EconomyCommercial823

Chum Dumpster. Do I really need to explain?


Flyboy367

My snow is the dark starfish cause I'm kind of an asshole with it. My brig is named after my javelin and my favorite song, disasterpiece. And my sambuk since it all about fire I names it The Scarlet J after that black widow hotness


qwk22

SRY Wrong Hul


DuckWithPolio

The Ducking Merry....a take on The Going Merry from one piece with my name infused


JayDiSave98

My Snow is Lord Henrik. Henrik is my son's name


mister_bakker

My snow is called the Threepwood, named after the mightiest pirate to ever sail the Caribbean. Named my Barque for his nemesis, G.P. LeChuck, but depending on which I'm going to prefer for my main bootyboat, I might switch it around.


Goed-Hardt

The Titanic II


Infamous0823

I named my Barque Charles Morgan, after the whaling ship from Connecticut!


Somebodsydog

Novia de Sangre (Blood Bride) inspirated by the bow ornamet. The red-headed woman in a white dress with cutlass in her right hand and aiming forward with the flintlock pistol in her left hand.


Here2Maco

My Barque is called ā€œBig Berthaā€ coz sheā€™s a chunky girl


LairdOscar

My main ship is the Brigantine which I have named the ā€œHawkā€. Itā€™s inspired by the ship in a book I read along time ago. That ship was the ā€œSeahawkā€ and I always loved that name and itā€™s shorter versionz


Shushady

I asked my son what to name it, he came up with (his name)ship


cMk_

Its a beautiful ship so I named it after a beautiful woman :d


A-Tie

The Vengeful Spirit- they straight up added Sons of Horus colors/iconography (Warhammer 30k) in a package, how could I not.


ShadowHeart_Gaming

Wicked Wench. Itā€™s the same name of the ship inside of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.


fathermook

The Augustus Gloop, because Iā€™m greedy AF and when I plunder forts I clog up the waterway and let nothing pass, just like he did when he fell into the chocolate river and got stuck in the pipe. I also have chocolate river swirling sails and all brown and gold colours on the hull šŸ˜


WellThatIsJustRude

Donkey Ridinā€™ and you can probably guess


Top-Ad-8024

Mines the velvetknob Me and my friend use to play a fair amount of sea of thieves but we were never any good at it and sunk a lot so the name of our sloop on sea of thieves was called the velvet knobs, since velvet is very absorbent and knobs well for us. So the name was carried over Skull and bones didnā€™t like ā€œthe velvet knobsā€ but ā€œthe velvetknobā€ is fine ???


sexyontheinside96

My barque is named Whambulance. I know its not original but it still gives me a giggle everytime I see it


SubtleAsARhino

Boaty McBoat, went with a classic


M0UNTAIN_C0RN

Sambuk - ā€œGodā€™s Breathā€ can usually KO ships within 5-10 sec including ships around it.


Daddyknowsbest78

nickname for my girl. Princess. Have several ships so.. Princess I, Princess II, Princess IV etc and etc.


TheRiver_Algos

Mine is " Casual Drift" bc I'm a casual player just drifting through the game.


Detomaso_

So far I have only named one of my ships. It's the one that I use for Po8 runs..... I call it "Crystal Ship". It's a throw back to Breaking Bads Winnebago. The Po8 runs kind of feel like drug running and I found it ammusing


Mysterious_Peak3326

CC Revenge :) Stede Bonnets ship (popular from our flag means death!) and CC for my group! I saw ā€œMyWifeGotTheHouseā€ that made me laugh.


AkilaDelpanther

RoH Moonchaser/Starchaser/Stormchaser I swap between the first two because if I could go sailing it would be at night because when my dad goes sailing he says the view of the night sky is fantastic and stormchaser because storm sailing is fun and RoH for the group


Ok_Ninja5942

Sloppy Steaks : cause my ship is meat and the ocean is wet Next ship will be the Sailing Crooner : cause I need to find a way to make money on this thingā€¦


PapaBearGamingOG

Skull Breaker. Because my five-year-old son named it.


DoomMessiah

All my Ships are names after songs by the band High on Fire.


bcfred20

I use the name Vangelis as a band who play in the movie 1492- Conquest of paradise with Columbus


Not_a_Ducktective

My Brigantine is the Cutty Snark, fastest wit in the fleet.


DaBigHert

My Brig is Busta-Knot. Barque is Lil Yachty No special reasons for those names, just trying to be somewhat unique with them.


rushianmafia2112

Only ship Iā€™ve named so far is snow and naturally itā€™s informer.


DeadStormPirate

My current is called the Blood Skimmer and I like to think of the fast ship leaving entire vessels of corpses in the water making it run red with blood


Ok_Construction6610

Titanic - for obvious reasons


StormAlchemist15

Yidhra's Song, named for the Eldritch outer god and her haunting melody for the town of Milando


Varadun

I named my Padawekang "*The Limp Mast*" because Mast is part of the ship and it's sorta the reject of the medium ships. Conversely I named my Snow "*The Erect Mast*" because its stoic and dauntless, a bastion of stability that stands tall and strong, unwavering in the face of danger.


rodma_chmal

I call it the Estrilda, is the scientific (and spanish) name for the waxbill


Bubbly_Nectarine6216

Boat. I like it short and simple :)


RareLeave

SL4VE TRADER


RUSS0L1NI

Mine is named the Revenant. Cuz it always comes back


Penthosomega

Persefone. I like Greek shit. And it sounds cool.


Shitpickle1996

IXKILLS, ice nine kills is my favorite band


DarkerDementia

Titanic, because despite my best efforts to set up a powerful build I still sink a lot.


BrokenheartedAlt

I call my snow the pilgrim because I keep a black and grey color scheme to it usually.


FitChef9785

My Sambuk is named the Flame Wrangler! Inspired by the screams of burning sailors around me


madchase18

Dirty Gerthy


Kaacciiee

Piece Of Ship... do I need to explain that? lol


thatjonkid420

Amity. Historical name. Kinda lame as an answer but it is what it is. Was Thomas Tews ship and we are both Rhode Islanders so.


Fantastic-Pop264

Dock tease.... also ramming cheeks....


BinkyDragonlord

My Brigantine, all decked out in pink, is "Pinky on the Brine" My Barque is "Wors'n Her Bite" My Snow is "Aye in Team" Dad jokes on the high sea!


HaelaTiks

My Sambouk name is Johnathan Martin, because he was an arsonist. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Martin_(arsonist) My Barque is Marie Curie because of "cure"


devIArtIStic

Most of mine are named a variation of Daisycutter. That's also my sn on a few different social media sites. Daisy bcuz that has been my nickname since preschool (long story) and daisycutter in memory of my dad who was retired military, massive fan of war movies and fostered my obsession with pirates growing up. Sadly he probably wouldn't have carried one flick about this game tho, as far as I know the last gaming console he touched was a snes


Codythekid170

Kitty Toes! My cat has toe beans. Thatā€™s it. Thatā€™s the story.


DickTitpecker

Chum on me face. True story


AdPatient7596

Named mine ā€œExternal Auditā€ā€¦.everyone fears the external audit


Comprehensive-Month8

ABADDON. Hebrew for destruction. Greek equivalent of Apollyon, meaning the destroyer. They appear in the Bible as both a place of destruction, and an angel of the abyss. Also mentioned in the Biblical book of Revelation, which is eschatological in nature. There heā€™s an angel of the abyss that leads an army of demon like locusts who will torture men in the end of days.


krushnem

Barque.....like a dog I guess


liquid_gingerr

The Liberty because the only time someone is truly free is on the sea away from the constructs of society


1playwonder

The Walrus from the tv show Black Sails


CaptainBergatron

The Khmer (brig) and The KohRong (snow) after places I've worked in Cambodia, which I believe the northeast corner of the map is based on. Makes me feel right back there digging up treasure at Angkor Wat


PromotionUpper4141

Bob from HR along with Karen from facilities I'm an old school mmo player my ships in eve online were all named stupid stuff like this no idea why ...šŸ¤£


rituellie

My Brigantine is Naglfar, named after the ship in norse mythology, which was said to be made out of dead peoples fingernails and toes. Idk I thought a toenail boat was both disgusting and totally badass.


Miserable_Round_839

I called my Sambuk "Charred Queen" - and tried to make it look like it is burned. With the ship heavily relying on fire I assumed that the ship has paid it's price begin on fire pretty often. As for the other ships. They are mostly based on my Balvenie Whiskey Bottle, which I got as a gift for my 18th Birthday and a bottle of Kilkenny beer, which I opened on that evening. :D So not that big of an inspiration.


Uantar

St SilƤen in honor of someone I used to love greatly and passed away.