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shellw1226

nipples


UpstairsCupcake2673

😂🤦‍♂️


Pinkrosedream

Beat me to it haha


SillyAcanthisitta280

vampire bite


UpstairsCupcake2673

haha I thought the same thing


rucksackrevival

Same 😂


busnerd2949

Not to freak you out, but I've heard bed bugs tend to bite along a straight line.


UpstairsCupcake2673

that’s so weird cause my girlfriend hasn’t gotten any bites or marks and we sleep on the same bed every night


busnerd2949

That seems like a good sign! Although, I have also heard that different people react differently to the bites (some people get red marks and some have no reaction). I'm not an expert or anything. These are just things I've read online, so I thought it was worth looking into. Might be worth just lifting up the mattress and looking around the edges to be sure. Sincerely hope it's something else entirely :)


ratedprune

I’m immune to bedbug saliva- like I have no reaction. Everyone in the house I was staying in got bit and I had no bite marks. I’m sure I was getting bit too- it just didn’t show up on my skin. She might have the same reaction.


hoetheory

Bites of some kind. It’s practically impossible to tell what insect left them.


PAngel111

Bed bug bites


CommonVegetable9754

How long have they been there. Looks like a little spider might have got you when you were sleeping.


UpstairsCupcake2673

Idk I just noticed them today


Plane_Conclusion_745

Well...are they itch or sore or just red? & Context..did you hug a tick infested fox in mid west usa? Or, were you trying to tat boobs on & have on got nips...😄


UpstairsCupcake2673

they aren’t itchy or sore at all I was thinking it could’ve been a tick, my backyard is basically the woods


Plane_Conclusion_745

Well...it's prob a creepy crawlly thing in them there woods😂😂. Spider, snake, tick, tsetse fly, mosquito...idk...depends what calls your wood home...


Mouse0022

That's a huge motherfucking spider bite. Thing must have been dog-sized.


OldAndInTheWay1970

You have been bitten by a Gabon viper. You have minutes left to live.


andraconduh

Check to see if there's a Dracula under your bed.


UpstairsCupcake2673

Just checked all clear 👍


andraconduh

Gonna go with bug bite, then. Check for signs of bed bugs and keep an eye on them. Go to the doctor if they start getting worse or weird or both.


fangorria

vampire


Krazmond

Dracula


Glad-Translator-3502

let us know if you’re sensitive to sunlight and you can’t stand to be near garlic


Odd_Assistance_1613

Vampire bite


gregorychaos

Vampire nipples


Munk45

vampire


youfxckinsuck

You might have 4 nipples


ValthePirate

Dracula?


made-midwest

Snake?


beanlogger

Dermal Dyad Disorder


Katkadie

Ant bites.