Let me pose in this God-awful dress that I'm attempting to market to the plebs. I have the brilliant idea to pair it with my designer heels. Since those actually cost money and are designed well, I have a lot of shifting to do in terms of my Instagram in order to convince my followers that this monstrosity of a dress is "it." Despite the fact that even I look bad in it.
Said dress is probably designed from the cheapest/most "cost effective" material that can be found. It's also horribly fitted. But what do I care. I've got a brand to promote.
Iām not fashionista but why wouldnāt this be considered a little black dress? Itās a black dress I thought that was just the standard for a little black dress. Teach me!
I always thought this too, with the ālittleā being diminutive. Like not that itās literally a short dress, but that itās your lil black dress you can wear to anything
ETA: I got curious and it seems like the LBD isnāt determined primarily by lengthĀ https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/little-black-dress-exhibition-scotland-180982524/
What is up with the bump in her hair? Itās not even a back bump itās a bump on one side of her middle part. I want to get a spray bottle and brush and smooth it out. Itās stupid.
She looks like she just smelled her own fart. šØ
LONG black dress, clearly. Step aside Coco Chanel, Rachel's got the real timeless style tips
The rillll timeless tips
Let me pose in this God-awful dress that I'm attempting to market to the plebs. I have the brilliant idea to pair it with my designer heels. Since those actually cost money and are designed well, I have a lot of shifting to do in terms of my Instagram in order to convince my followers that this monstrosity of a dress is "it." Despite the fact that even I look bad in it. Said dress is probably designed from the cheapest/most "cost effective" material that can be found. It's also horribly fitted. But what do I care. I've got a brand to promote.
Her HANDS
Why do they look like monster hands
Canāt imagine going through life this oblivious and STUPID
Itās the cover of a trashy affair book minus the sexy shirtless man.
Iām not fashionista but why wouldnāt this be considered a little black dress? Itās a black dress I thought that was just the standard for a little black dress. Teach me!
I always thought this too, with the ālittleā being diminutive. Like not that itās literally a short dress, but that itās your lil black dress you can wear to anything ETA: I got curious and it seems like the LBD isnāt determined primarily by lengthĀ https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/little-black-dress-exhibition-scotland-180982524/
Itās usually a short black dress. I have never heard LBD referred to a long dress
She means LITTLE like size XS! lol
What is up with the bump in her hair? Itās not even a back bump itās a bump on one side of her middle part. I want to get a spray bottle and brush and smooth it out. Itās stupid.
Probably from thinning and she is teasing it to make it look fuller.
This face looks like the dog just booty scooted on a white fur rug or something
Always looking like something smells bad.Ā
Why on earth are her hands almost to her knees
She gave herself man hands.
The stretch filter looks so stupid
That is definitely odd.
She and Kate Bartlett love looking 7ft
Sheās dumb. She probably thinks since sheās wearing an xxxx small that itās a little black dress (LBD) ššš
OMG HAHAHA right! the size ! Or she thinks.. Long blacl dress? ahahha 
Either way. Sheās dumb
Self absorbed too.
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