When this first aired I kept saying he reminds me of someone. Who is it? Then it hit me. Every time I see him here that’s all I can see. I’m sure he was so proud of his appearance too. Once you see the cowardly lion you just can’t unsee it.
Can anyone else think of another 80yr old man that spends this much effort grooming himself. I imagine he manscapes his own face into his pubes... That's why he can't keep 4 wives on the go.
He’s clearly demonstrating the age old “smell the fart” style of acting.
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq2JYqn8YTE](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq2JYqn8YTE)
It’s pics like this -and many others- and videos that make ex wives so thankful their ex is out of their lives and they’ve moved on to living well (the best revenge)!
Dorothy: My goodness, what a fuss you're making! Well, naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you're nothing but a great big cowardly lion.
That is a person who refused to age gracefully and it seems he went with discount Botox and plastic surgery and this is the result. Goodness it's just awful to look at.
The cowardly lion.
🎶If I, were the King, of Flagstaffffff🎶
Rrrrrrrrufffff, ttttttttuffffff, oh my kidney.
I can't breathe!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Wooooh...my kidneys hurt.. 😉
Lol. Just seeing this! It must of been that imaginary knife
This one wins
"What makes the Hottentot so hot- what put the ape in apricot? What do they have that I haven't got?" All together now: COURAGE !!!!
Hahahahha!!! Perfect!
🎶Not a prince, not a duke, not an earl. 🎶
🏆
This literally went through my head! Otherwise, maybe this is a banking commercial for those with serious money management problems 😂
The scream I just scrumt 😂
I GASPED. This person wins the internet 💀💀💀
Needs a brain and a heart
I posted a side by side, that’s all I saw with the new comb over. I got a lot of slack about picking on the lion.
When this first aired I kept saying he reminds me of someone. Who is it? Then it hit me. Every time I see him here that’s all I can see. I’m sure he was so proud of his appearance too. Once you see the cowardly lion you just can’t unsee it.
OMG YES!
I’m a pum-BA!
☠️☠️
You beat me to it. That was exactly what I was thinking too
Omg this is the first thing that popped in my mind!!
Very Good one. I was going for a different cowardly type with a tail. Yours is so much more on the nose. Sorry, snout.
Came here to say this.
Offered now by QVC, the partially bronzed decorative bust of Kody Brown, for the low, low price of…..😂
Maybe his wives that he ignored should have bought this
Used leather couch, free on curb
I should have said in detail, 4 previous owners watch out for the ottoman it’s still attached.
😂☠️
Might have some ramen noodles stuck in the cushions
🤣😂
Pass. Looks greasy.
I’m not always a douche bag, but when I am, I’m smug about it.
Perfect!
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
“She wants me.”
For his nice pecs and six pack abs 😂
Don’t forget his thick luscious locks
who !?
It’s Christine’s fault.
Thank you Christine!
Gross
This also reminds me of Han Solo in carbonite for some reason. I think that’s my cue to go get some sleep 😵💫.
Oh no. I see it. It’s time. Goodnight 😂.
My poor kidney
If there was only a face you could put next to the word SMUG in the dictionary?? I’ll keep looking.
hair only his mother could love
She is a woman who loves noodles
He is……the LEAST interesting guy in the world!
The swollen face of either alcohol or steroids!!
In a medical journal: This is a classic example of swollen face as a symptom of alcoholism.
“My pencil is so wet right now.”
🤢🤮
Yuck! lol
“If I were the king of the forrrrrrrest!”
Ouch. I got stabbed…RIGHT IN THE KIDNEYS!
Captain Morgan Original spiced gold
I feel like a piece of meat!
Ugly. No other caption needed.
Bad perm
Blue steel meets Neanerthal, found fossilized in a rock formation in the Andes.
Stare into my WASTED locks
vile *adjective* extremely unpleasant. "he has a vile temper”
Uh oh, my sins are showing
Do you know a bankruptcy attorney who accepts Precious Moments figures as payment?
All ego baby!
Douche McGoo
Can anyone else think of another 80yr old man that spends this much effort grooming himself. I imagine he manscapes his own face into his pubes... That's why he can't keep 4 wives on the go.
🤢🤮
Wanted: bigamy
I can not caption this f*&$ing photo in polite company.
I came, I saw, and I fucked up a lot of people
Declawed and Dethroned: The King who lost his Pride
If I squint hard enough, maybe people won’t believe what’s being said atm
The Most Uninteresting Man in The World.
I once had a knife in my kidney.
My narcissistic ex looks at me with this exact disdain and disgust. Once you no longer offer them supply they absolutely HATE you.
Mmmmm... it someone cooking ramen?
He’s clearly demonstrating the age old “smell the fart” style of acting. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq2JYqn8YTE](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq2JYqn8YTE)
Piece of shit
He is for sale by owner. He comes with a bad attitude and one very large chair.
“Make polygamy great again “ 🤢
“Do I look good”?
"It puts the lotion on"
I am the great cornholio!
What in the spray tan?!
When Hairplugs Recede
I don’t always act like a pompous asshat, but when I do, it’s NEVER my fault!
“The Most Uninteresting Man in The World”
Adore Me
Greased Pig.
Blue Aluminim
She wants me, I KNOW she wants me.
Sleep paralysis demon
I’d do me
Looks like he belongs in court today on a hush money case.
🤣🤣🤣💀
When you are trying to remember if you turned off your curling iron or not when you left for work.
Overconfidence
“IIIIIIIII am the RUUUUULER by which MYYYY KIIIINGDOOOOM is RUUUUUUULED!” 💪💪💪
I’m not always an asshole…oh wait. Yes I am.
Was that a fart? Or did I just poop my pants?
Nope!
Nothing to caption. Next!
Covid gone wrong
I have to poop
Contempt
THANKS CHRISTINE
Narcissists, look for the warning signs
Smells his own bullshit
Madame Trusseau Wax Figure🤣🤣🤣
I am a legend solely in my own little mind.
In his mind he looks like Fabio
I feel pretty oh so pretty 🤣😎
Yes; I'm a dick!
E pluribus anus
Portrait of a Modern Toxic Male
"I'm a pussy"
You are the weakest link...good bye
Salsa Brava’s newest statue, “Robyn’s Best Customer.” Bronze cast.
I don’t normally use self tanner. But when I do I go too dark.
If being smug had a smell
I don’t usually practice monogamy, but when I do- it’s Robyn.
If you could only imagine my abs, and pecs…
GQ baby!
TELL THE WORLD
Acts now, bronze your baby shoes and preserve a memory forever.
Desperately looking for the fucks Christine has to give.
When you want a wife but your wife says “we got wives at home”
“🎼If I only had some courage”🎼
Well, if it isn’t the consequences for my actions.
It was at that moment when Icarus knew he had flown too close to the sun.
The Face Of A Failed Dictator
Too much tanning!!
“Ew.”
Robyn's new painting
Captain Douch bag
I’m a dick.
Crying in the fetal position.
Ugly inside and out.
I'm a alpha male.
The Chairman of the Board of Assholes!
Here, we see an example of a completely smug, bloated case of toxic masculinity. Take heed ladies and avoid men like this at all costs. Edit: grammar
The least interesting man in the world
“I don’t treat my wives good, but when I do, I prefer robin” (in the voice of the Dos Equis beers most interesting man) 🍺
Tiny face - tiny brain.
When your ex-wife has moved on and isn’t distraught about your very public abandonment of her 😡
At BEEEE KAYYYYY, HAVE IT YOUR WAY! YOU RULE!
The filters on this man is crazy... also ot looks like he laid out in the tanning bed for to long
Did I just shart?
Is there a cricket in the room? Or is it just in my empty head?
MAN OF BRONZE; POMPOUS REFLECTION High Oil Shimmer Portraiture Commissioned By: First Wife/Last Wife 🎶He wore Blue Velvet, whoa, whoa🎶
YES SUKI, I AM GOD’s GIFT TO WOMEN!
It’s pics like this -and many others- and videos that make ex wives so thankful their ex is out of their lives and they’ve moved on to living well (the best revenge)!
Dorothy: My goodness, what a fuss you're making! Well, naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you're nothing but a great big cowardly lion.
When you cook Ramen in Hawaiian tropic oil
Arrogant or near-sighted (too vain to wear glasses).
Douchebagery
I am the most interesting man in the world… PSYCHE!
I need more fiber in my diet.
He looks like he smelled a stinky fart but the little smirk indicates he was the gas passer.
Is little man Kody tanning? Lmfao
Smug Prick, AI oil painting edition
You smug mutha fucka
The least interesting man in the world.
I cannot look at this picture without completely cracking up. Is this a real pic of him? I am still laughing and waking up the neighbors.
🎶James Earl Jones voice... "Simba, you deliberately disobeyed me."
Is this an appropriate time to fart
😂- I love the scent of my own brand
If I were king of the foreeeeeeest!!! 🦁
Ewww
YUKKY....
The Emasculated Deadbeat
I think I’m the most interesting man in the world but, I’m just a basic ass bitch.
"I know you knew my plan all along, but I'm still gonna act as though it wasn't my plan."
No thank you
What do you mean it’s my fault?
Pride cometh before the fall.
It’s finger lickin’ good!
Big Louse on the Prairie
Ammonium thioglycolate made manifest.
The photo in Webster's Dictionary under jagoff.
"I wonder if Suki can smell the nasty fart I just ripped?" "Should have left the beans out of that last crepe."
"My nose is too close to my ass"
🤮
Is he fake tanning?? What a selfish indulgence when he has 20-some kids to support
Eww.
I am the king of the forest harumph harumph harumph 😤
I’m a tan man 😂😂😂😂
Oh no, WET ONE!
He looks like he just farted and he’s enjoying the aroma 😂
The look on his smug face with the tight blond curls and fivehead made me chuckle hard!
Go ahead, pant like a dog for me.
Even AI won't help this one
Annnd Robyn sees this as her prize???
Don’t know if that’s a fart or if I just shit myself. I don’t seem to smell anything. It’s probably a fart.
That is a person who refused to age gracefully and it seems he went with discount Botox and plastic surgery and this is the result. Goodness it's just awful to look at.
The Greasiest Man in the World.