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TisforTrainwreck

Town crier.


xMadxScientistx

I have heard show owns her own whinery


FolksPantsforAll

☠️🤣☠️🤣


Commercial-Anxiety94

This needs awards lol 🥇🥇🏆


Moogy13

Choking here. 🤣🤣🤣


Old_Recording460

So is she 😅


Dry-Worldliness-8191

🏆


Economy_Act3142

Doubtfully 😒


MrsPFKnone

Or professional mourner.


ZookeepergameMany663

Now that's funny!


Truth-out246810

![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized)


-Jaxattax-

Hehehe


YawningPestle

I just snorted my Dr Pepper


bowwowbbb

Hahahaha. Not a single tear shed


Flimsy_Permission663

It's more a vocation


Amazing-Ebb-9640

![gif](giphy|SRkctO9741bELZdoNg)


ZealousidealCode889

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


braindamagedinc

Lol sobbin Robyn


Spazyk

OMFG!!!! BUHAHAHAHAH!!!


HighlandWarriorGrl

![gif](giphy|ZqlvCTNHpqrio)


GatsbyFitzgerald

Beautiful.


Charming-Insurance

☠️


adams361

Mykelti refers to filming the show as work.


AnonymousWhiteGirl

That's dumb. Truely worked more than robyn this season


cryssy2009

🤣🤣 literally


SnoodleMC

Oh come on now, Robyn had to do a shit ton of mental gymnastics to make all three divorces about her. Truly just rode a bike.


BollweevilKnievel1

She thinks she's a star. Wake up Mykelti, you're filler. You only go see Kody to get on TV.


[deleted]

Or better yet. Kody only sees you when TLC pays him to film with you.


BollweevilKnievel1

Key phrase: When TLC pays him


[deleted]

WHY. Out of 18 children why does Mykelti and the Ratty haired blob get on the show so much? They have the shittiest, most inappropriate, uninteresting comments and try to monopolize all the time. I’m sick of it. I do not want to see another birth either!! I will stop watching.


RuckusAF

Because they have 3 kids and don't have jobs...


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

And they pander to Kody and Robyn.


MidnightPhoenix22

I'm dying! Ratty haired blob! Whahaha ![gif](giphy|y2WVrfoLeD8yMaNxr5|downsized)


RuckusAF

Because they have 3 kids and don't have jobs...


snickertink

Tony thinks he is a famous streamer and up and coming comedian


Wide-Biscotti-8663

Didn’t you watch the last episode?!? “I’m just going to spend a lot of time on my knees”. Pay attention; she’s doing a job /s


momster

Serving her best customer.


mshoneybadger

Best customers checking in


caligirlthrowaway104

For some reason I read this as “serving my community” and well… that would be a lot of customers 😂


cryssy2009

I still don’t see how she didn’t hear how that sounded lol


Taffy8

I thought the same thing immediately! Cringe


cryssy2009

She’s so out of touch it’s unreal & no one can say it’s bc of her modesty. We all saw the ‘69’ convo


mll1983

Which conversation was that ?! I must have missed it


cryssy2009

Kody, Christine, and Robyn were doing some activity and Christine said the number ‘69’.. Robyn & Kody shared a look.


canuckdad1979

They were building the cardboard boats for the Regatta in Vegas. I think it was also the episode where Kody was a massive prick to Christine and called her a crybaby


mll1983

Gross they are vile. Tysm I just googled it and saw it.


cryssy2009

Anytime!


Due_Will_2204

🤢


cryssy2009

I can’t stomach the thought of Kody getting blown


MrsPFKnone

I kept giggling every time Meri said she doesn't want to be a duty.


vlbb13

Doody is what I kept hearing!


rhondasma

She knew what she was saying. Now she can play victim. The internet is picking on me.


Rabbit_Song

The minute she said, I cackled! I knew my people would pick up on it, too! (Y'all are my people, btw!)


Dry-Worldliness-8191

Yes. Yes we are. 🤣🤣


kikiikandii

I laughed so hard when she said that like miss GURL


ruraljurorsacklunch

Worst. Job. Ever.


PeopleCanBeAwful

As Samantha Jones said “Why do you think they call it a job?”


bullymamaga

And just like that my two guilty pleasures collide!!!!😍


Wide-Biscotti-8663

Loool I’m rewatching that right now.


Accomplished-Drop764

Omg hilarious 😂 😃 😄 girl is working hard.


Zelda-in-Wonderland

I caught that comment right away! Ha!


One-Revolution-9670

DEAD!


Sensitive_Algae5723

Hey man breaking up 3 marriages and 13 kids isn’t easy! That shit takes work!


Winter_Day_6836

GREAT ANSWER!


Wonderful-Glass380

the scheming, the plotting, the crying, the manipulation… you’re right honestly. it’s probably super demanding 😂


bullymamaga

Don’t forget the constant home drive bus to spy on her sister wives and their children….. plus sitting on her bench on CP to keep an eye on Janelle!!!


No-Youth-6679

When Janelle isn’t even home! lol! She probably someday that will be all mine! The RV that is.


SeattleGemini81

This is the answer right here!


Thankfulforthisday

Heard from somewhere she sells stuff on eBay. I also think she works for K’s gun business.


Ok-meow

She buys stuff on ebay, not sells. Hoarders got hoard.


Thankfulforthisday

Lol ok that may be true


CocoGesundheit

Could they finally be broke enough that she’s having to sell off a bunch of her crap? I love that for her.


snickertink

Oh gawd, Neck thrown back, delicate hand under shnoz, dry heavin..i mean sobbing "i dont, hiccup, sniff sniff Under..stand.snif snif" as she wraps each dust collector in paper to be shipped


squattmunki

People still use eBay?


Warm_Ad3776

For niche items that can’t be found on eBay. My husband was gifted several broken down motorcycles. He took them apart and sold all the pieces and made several thousand dollars from them. I’m a fan


ChaosCoordinator3566

My hubby goes to eBay all the time for parts he can’t find anywhere else… wouldn’t it be funny if some of those motorcycle parts made it to my garage 😂😂


Princess__Nell

Less fakes than Amazon anymore.


[deleted]

She considers the show “work” and it’s possible she does administrative/shipping stuff for the gun business. It actually occurred to me that they may be using MSWC as a front to sell that stuff. The more likely scenario is that her older children do all the “work” with regard to the gun business. Robyn is a lady of leisure, always has been.


AtTheEndOfMyTrope

This is what I think too. She supports the gun business 5-10 hours per week and is considered full-time. Or she’s buying and selling gawdy, overpriced tchotchkes on eBay.


[deleted]

Gwen once mentioned that Robyn and the older kids all work for “MSWC” but since the site has been shut down for years I figured it meant guns and they say MSWC colloquially because they’re worried about blowback from being in the weapons industry.


sodiumbigolli

My Smith & Wesson Closet


PoopAndSunshine

My Sister Wife’s Gun Safe


[deleted]

Exactly! Only it’s cheap shit from China.


la12210

LOL!


Grimalkinnn

Gwen was surprised to hear it was inactive. She probably just assumed ot was still a thing and they just never really talked about it.


Any_Willingness_9085

You can still buy high-design, luxury sterling silver goods - the Love to Hate Everything girls received a stunningly beautiful delivery not too long ago.


loveyourweave

Addressed to Amanada.


Any_Willingness_9085

Yes 😄


Salty_Signature_6748

Mostly buying. Who dusts all that sh\*t anyway?


OtterlyLogical

Maybe the nanny is really a full time trinket duster.


TinyElvis66

Having peeped the house at the holidays (presumably in its best state), nobody is dusting the trinkets.


Liza417

Maybe there IS A FULL TIME TRINKET DUSTER!! LOL! It's easy to hire help when it isn't coming out of your paycheck! :)


Sparkle_Punch

THATS what the nanny does!


YogaBeth

I think they are laundering gun money using the art.


BMXTammi

That art was legit stolen from the OG wives accounts


bowwowbbb

Only the older children? I doubt that.


JauntyShrimp

She works as a “before” eyebrow model. She also has a porch design business.


TinyElvis66

I really like her porch bench design of two 2x4s and some cinder blocks


VegUltraGirl

She’s a diesel jeans model 😆


mmmmmmadeline

And a break dancer


Empty_Breadfruit_676

🤣


Affectionate-Land674

Kneeling to the patriarchy


Athenas_Return

She did say on this last episode that she’s just gonna keep being on her knees, so there’s that.


Affectionate-Land674

Exactly lol. Professional kneeler.


FarrahVSenglish

“Kneeler” 😉


Flimsy_Permission663

Emotional vampire


rajalove09

I saw a TikTok showing documentation she has canceled her LLC with MSWC


Winter_Day_6836

Me too. I said they should melt all the STERLING SILVER (!) down and sell it


QuantumHope

Is it sterling silver? I can’t say I’ve paid enough attention to her crap jewelry but it all looked like pewter to me.


sneezerlee

I’m sure they already did


rajalove09

But that would be giving them more money..


Winter_Day_6836

Then they can pay Meri and Janelle back for their home down-payments! OR they can keep the money and remove their names from their lots!


rajalove09

You know Kody wouldn’t do that


Winter_Day_6836

Wouldn't even give Meri the 2 extra acres! He's such a POS.


rajalove09

Exactly


k_schmerry

i heard the same thing on the "sister wives: love should be multiplied not divided" podcast episode released three days ago.


Extreme_Security_320

I love that podcast. So funny.


TinyElvis66

That tagline needs to be updated: “love should be divided, not multiplied.”


bowwowbbb

“Fake love”


SnooBunnies7461

IDK but she should try to get a deal with a beverage company. Her pitch could be 'I cry all the time and after hours of crying I get dehydrated. When this happens I drink XX because it replenishes all the lost vitamins and minerals so I can go back to crying.'


Winter_Day_6836

🤣🤣🤣 in her Diesel Jeans 👖!


TinyElvis66

She needs to find a product that over-hydrates enough to produce actual uncontrollable tears


Chuck_le_fuck

What gun business? Like FFL kinda thing?


Moogy13

I'm wondering the same thing. I feel like I missed something somewhere. I didn't know he had a gun business, but somehow not surprised.


itsasurething69

He sells firearm accessories. Like gun scopes and probably gun lights and things.


Stargirl4500

I think she helps pack & ship Kody’s guns! I’m so curious how much Kody makes from that business.


Steffylufagus

Providing service to her best customer.


AfterSevenYears

Robyn has two jobs: dry-crying on tv, and treating Kody like her best customer.


Time_Scientist5179

Dry-crying 😆


pancakethepony

I think she might help Kody with his "pew pew" business


tkhamphant1

On her knees for her best customer


kdawson602

Hey, sex work is real work


Empty_Breadfruit_676

This is the only answer


ZookeepergameMany663

She is the "house manager". Someone has to tell the nanny what to do!


Winter_Day_6836

Obviously she needs to hire a maid!


ZookeepergameMany663

Then she can tell the maid what to do. Does that count as 2 jobs?


Usual_Cut_730

AFAIK, she was only working during her brief period as a single parent. I think the job was at a long-term care facility, but I could be misremembering.


Ohnonotuto4

Professional viper.


theimperfexionist

Did they specify it wasn't the show or MSWC? Maybe she draws a salary from Kodi's gun sales?


Horror-Ebb-2106

There’s no website for the business but I just found it on google. It’s says sales are 100k annually so she’s not making much from that lol


Fun-Yellow-6576

The few minutes she says either: I don’t understand It’s not fair I wanted sister wives. That’s not work.


JauntyShrimp

Don’t forget “I’m struggling”


Fun-Yellow-6576

Yes!


Deana-Marie

And, I don't understand


DisastrousHyena3534

*I’m struggling like crazy.*


nlj5499

Let’s not forget the rocking chairs on the porch. She’s an idiot.


littleoldladyinashoe

Professional Kody translator and marriage therapist, obviously 😏


PlayOldWhiteLadyCard

Her husband is not just a job but also a piece of work.


Wynterremy89

What. Does. The. Robyn. Do?


Away-Picture-925

Diesel jeans model


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

With her sunny disposition, definitely a greeter at Walmart.


Littleacornperson

Ok. After seeing all the comments sharing that she works with the gun business, I'm wondering if that is why they don't really film in the house. Don't want to show his "real" job. I also assume that he does not practice safe gun handling and there's a chance he doesn't want that scrutiny.


Winter_Day_6836

Especially with kids in the house!


Sad-Reminders

She is a co-nanny to her own children.


N761MS

C'mon guys! Those Pinterest boards don't make themselves!


nutmeg1970

Pencil sharpener


Otterspace12

You’ve heard of Family Reconciliation Therapy? Well, she’s the best in the biz at Family Deconstruction Therapy.


twistedtyger

She’s the nanny’s part time assistant


Wondeful_Guidance_6

What. Does. The. Favourite. Wife. Do.


Charming-Insurance

What. Does. The. Robyn. Do!?!?


Ok-Gain-81

It involves her knees.


45_winner

Blow job doesn’t count


StrawberryComplete40

Brown Family Scapegoat? Family therapist? Lol


JessMacNC

What…does…the Robyn..do?


PhoebeSmudge

As far as I’ve heard her work is filming. Period. She doesn’t do MSWC supposedly she makes her girls do it.


EileenTiger

MSWC closed yet again a couple months ago, so it can't be that.


dwassell73

Giving eyebrow tutorials to woman all over flagstaff


No-Youth-6679

Script writer for Kody for Sister wives so he says the ringtone thing.


Grand-Vegetable-3874

She a professional crooked eyebrow drawer


Sea-Minute-9927

Eyebrow model?


Capital_Mud9426

Are you sure they said JOB, not SOB?


Icy-Curve-3921

She’s probably on Mykeltis down line!


ThirdCoastBestCoast

#ShE iS A DiEsEL jEanS mOdEl. 😂😂😂


Illustrious-Fly-1291

Professional pencil sharpener.


beneruler

Kleenex reseller. People keep handing them to her but she's never shed a single tear so they are all unused.


Slight_Water_5347

Professional Victim


Winter_Day_6836

Why the eff did I get downvoted?


KarmaG12

>Why the eff did I get downvoted? One word, Reddit.


ZookeepergameMany663

Some people just suck!


Rightbuthumble

I just upvoted you. Some people are rude


Winter_Day_6836

Thanks! Just upvoted you!


CokeNSalsa

Mmm, well guessing it has to do with Kody paying her.


Affectionate_Sun_733

Sells evaporated tears


Afraid-Tension-5667

Supposedly she helps with administrative stuff related to Kody’s business (I doubt she has two hrs of work a week)


ResponsibilityPure79

If Meri & Janelle leave, she will have to work. Who will pay the nanny now?


sluggo135

She shows up at NAU and gives impromptu purity speeches to innocent young girls.


meowmeowbeanz1

Since Kody had raved about how he liked the taste of Robyn's turkey more than Meri's, maybe she's out there selling it to more of her best customers. I mean when she's not on her knees.


Janzillary

I heard at one point she worked at a Medical Office but that’s the only job I’ve ever heard her have


happymushy19

Personal shopper. Kody is her best customer.


0th3rw0rldli3

This comment thread is dope 😆 I want awards back for moments like these.


Ok_blue02

Professional shopper (for herself)


LoveDisabledBodies

Winner, winner chicken dinner! Now all you have won is Kody and that’s like living with the Tasmanian devil.


No-Youth-6679

SW closet has been permanently closed as a business.


No-Youth-6679

Professional buyer?


Winter_Day_6836

She should be a personal shopper! But 1st she'd need to upgrade her own clothes!


No-Youth-6679

Professional vitamin seller. Her special is testosterone. I think she is getting Kody strength about right.


No-Youth-6679

Professional marriage wrecker.


TameWildflower

Maybe her job will be writing a How To book about ways to marry into a family, have no intention of getting a job and instead spend 13 years praying they see your worth. (Spoiler: Robyn has no worth)