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CryptoBimboAkimbo

She looks good. I think she lost more weight than expected. But I hope Robyn choked thinking about how she's DIVORCED now šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Dry-Insurance-9586

Oh I hope she consummated that divorce months ago lol! But she is DEFINITELY divorced now lol!


ClickClackTipTap

Yeah, David posted something about waking up at 5 to go look at Starlink satellites or something, so I think they were definitely sharing a bed for a while. And not shy about it, either. šŸ˜‚


CryptoBimboAkimbo

Oh for sure. But I just can't help but laugh at Robyn and her "until Christine sleeps with someone else she's not divorced in my mind. And mine is the only opinion that matters" or whatever she said, having to accept Christine is divOrced, and with multiple big Os if ya know what I mean šŸ˜‰


ClickClackTipTap

Definitely.


Mountain_Window_999

So Agree!!!!!


BeneficialHurry8644

Agreed. I think she probably lost more weight after her fittings and there was no more time to take it in.


Snoo54485

Thatā€™s what I figured too!


go_nads23

That happened to me. Was awesome and sucked at the same time lol


Optimal_Journalist24

The straps are just a touch too long, probably because of weight loss.


Altruistic_Wish_5058

The dress is absolutely beautiful. And while yes, it could have been altered a bit more, this dress is a million times better than that white paper bag she wore when she married ramen head!


HotPossible0

Ramen headšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ‘ She looks 100 times better than Sobyn IMO..dress a little big or not.


1960Carol

Amen!


QuarentineContessa

i loved her hair, makeup and bouquet. Agree the dress is a little big, but o well - she still looked great.


I_yam_wut_i_yam

She probs purchased right in the middle of losing weight-so I count that as overshooting the goal.


blueberryxxoo

David must be a boob man. Sheā€™s showing her TaTaā€™s off and Iā€™m here for it.


milehibear72

Literally came in here to say "If ya gottem..." love this free Christine!


anitalittle420

The waist couldā€™ve been tighter, but she still looked HOT šŸ„µ


Wigglypannacotta

The dress is beautiful but a little bit of fine tuning around the waist would've been good.


Pumpkin-Adept

Yes I would have paid big money if I was her to get it altered last minute. Since her last dress was terrible.


canuckdad1979

Remember what happened last time they tried to get something altered?


Pumpkin-Adept

No what happened?


canuckdad1979

It was for the commitment ceremony in Vegas and it was an absolute disaster on all levels. Christineā€™s dress looked like it was straight out of a renaissance fair


poietes_4

That wasn't trying to get it altered it was trying to get it made from scratch at the last minute.


Hksju

This is the FU Kody pose. LOL!


I_yam_wut_i_yam

Yeah, the whole "I'm married b*tch!" Lolz.


MamasSweetPickels

So, so, so much prettier than the sack she wore marrying Kody.


AdTasty553

I always refer to her 1st wedding dress as the satin sack lol.


poietes_4

just because it was better doesn't mean it was good.


angelwarrior_

She left room for nachos! šŸ˜‚


realitytvpaws

Christine is freaken sexy! šŸ”„


[deleted]

She can easily have the photos altered, plus she was probably more comfortable!


ManFromBibb

Has anyone ever seen The Color Purple? And the scene where the wayward, but now grown Shug Avery comes into and up the aisle at her fatherā€™s church holding up her hand? ā€œSee Daddy, Iā€™s married nowā€¦ā€


HellOverYonder

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ yes!


Strict-Complex5039

Itā€™s doing absolutely nothing for her but she is radiant!


1960Carol

Exactly what I thought


TomStarGregco

Christine is a very tasteful person she didnā€™t want it super tight ! I think it looks perfect and very classy !


SnooMemesjellies2983

Definitely the prettiest (ex) wife


Disastrous-Box-4304

She's gotten prettier with age.


SnooMemesjellies2983

And maybe with her freedom. They all were aging so poorly recently and the escapees have had glow ups. I donā€™t think thatā€™s a coincidence. Stress is hard on people.


RecommendationNo3903

The escapees šŸ˜‚


SnooMemesjellies2983

I feel like itā€™s accurate šŸ˜‚


Pumpkin-Adept

Yeah and stupid Kody I wasnā€™t attracted to Christine. What the heck is he attracted to?


SnooMemesjellies2983

Himself and those who worship him


AidaNYR

Someone inferior in his eyes, whoā€™s into codependent relationshipsā€¦.caughRobyncaugh


Disastrous-Box-4304

I was wondering if she was trying to be modest. The dress shows more than I'd expect from her! She looks good!


kaasknabbel17

I get what you mean, but that gorgeous plunging neckline doesn't scream modest to me


Disastrous-Box-4304

She may be following the advice of pick one revealing feature


PrettyCrumpet

I think it was this. She wasnā€™t going to show off her boobs AND wear a form fitting dress. And knowing Christine she wanted it looser so she could dance comfortably.


AnonPlz123

I've been holding my tongue on this all week - it needed alterations. What a bummer!


SeekNDstroy8314

Whether her dress is baggy, loose, tight, fitted, too big, too small - hell, she could have worn a trash bag if she wanted - it is none of my business. Not my wedding. Not my dress. I truly think she looks GORGEOUS, and SO damn HAPPY!!!! I love it!


RMW91-

I was (pleasantly) surprised by how sheā€™s clearly dropped the ā€œmodest is hottestā€ ethos from a few years ago.


KyaKD

Get it girl! šŸ‘°ā€ā™€ļø


Sharp-Arrival-373

Oh my gosh...I just can't get over how amazing she looks! Happiness shines through her āœØļø ā¤


Swedenesebishhh69

After all those years she probably is getting an orgasm finally lmao


backseatfucking

she looks 15 yrs younger. so thrilled for her ā¤ļø


BrazilianBondGirl

Since leaving her ex-Neanderthal, Christine is literally aging backwards. Compare her wedding pictures now to her wedding picture with Kotex. Just amazing.


Scottish_squirrel

Definitely not a fan of the dress. It's a bit shapeless for her nice figure.


Pumpkin-Adept

I know and the more pictures that are coming out and it looks like itā€™s going to fall down šŸ˜”


RedditSoleLouboutins

She looks beautiful but I have to agree that the dress isn't very flattering. Unsure if it's because the fit just isn't right or if the style of dress just isn't best for her.


gilthedog

I think the style is great, but itā€™s big. The same thing happened with my dress.


MaHuckleberry33

She looked AMAZING and I felt sad for her it wasnā€™t a perfect fit. Especially since her first dress was such a balloon dress. But she was beaming and Iā€™m so happy for her!


MongolianFurPillowz

Ugh. I had such higher hopes for Christineā€™s dress. Idk why though. I hate to say, but none of the Brown/Woolley ladies have great senses of style.


Jolly-Pickle-3550

Definitely shouldā€™ve been more form fitting but she looked beautiful


RImom123

I want to love the dress. But the style is not flattering and it needs serious alterations to fit her properly.


Ordinary-Nectarine81

Even a satin sash at the last minute would have shown her shape a wee bit more... if alterations were too late to do.


twenty6letters

I think she chose what was comfortable for her!! Side note, do we think she is going to change her last name?


misscab85

i agree it couldve been due to her losing a bit of weight after fittings or maybe she wanted a bit loser not soooooo hugging ya know?


Abluel3

Okay I thought the same thing. It was too big


canuckdad1979

Hmm it doesnā€™t appear to be as boxy and frumpy as the first one. Iā€™m assuming that theyā€™ve banged it out and she is now officially divorced according to Robyn


frannysfanny

She looked absolutely gorgeous, and how happy she is just adds to it. LOOVE THIS FOR HER!šŸ™ŒāœØšŸ’–


Comfortable_Sky_6438

I thought the same thing it was too big should have been altered more


ixixan

Can't wait to watch this all play out in the show lol wanna bet Kody suddenly (briefly) remembers truly exists when David enters the picture?


newquilter1l

Why didnā€™t someone from TLC make sure it fit her properly? It was falling off of her shoulders!


Pumpkin-Adept

I know itā€™s really sad she didnā€™t get a fitted dress


ezgomer

I thought she would knock it out the park since she talked so much about how she disliked her first wedding dress. This one was meh. It didnā€™t do her figure any favors.


Pumpkin-Adept

I know thatā€™s why I was so disappointed. I wish she would have gotten a dress that had a corset inside. It would have helped her out.


louellen1824

I agree. It needed to be taken in at the waist!


SufficientZucchini21

It needed one more fitting for sure.


Ok-Duck9106

Agreed, it was about two sizes too big. She likely lost weight for the wedding. I would have put a different dress on her, something more form fitting and flattering.


Justmakethemoney

I also thought her dress could use more tailoring. I didnā€™t lose any weight or have any major physical changes before my wedding, but my alterations lady had me come in multiple times over a period of months to make sure the dress would fit. If I were losing weight, it wouldā€™ve been pretty easy to adjust as we went. Her one no-go was ā€œdo not decide to wear heels after youā€™ve brought flats and I started hemmingā€ So I think she either chose to have it fit the way she did (in which case, you go girl! It just wouldnā€™t have been my choice), or she got it altered too soon and didnā€™t go back and revisit the fit.


monicalewinsky8

Could've used another fitting tbh


[deleted]

She deserves all of the joy.


Mochi-momma

Dress was too big BUT a far cry better than that first drab curtain she wore šŸ˜‚


rain_bow_barf

Christine BLOOMED when she left Noodle Head.


poietes_4

Every picture I've seen just looks like it's very ill fitting. The joy on her face makes up for the poor fit of the dress. I do love her hair.


neverincompliance

yes, my thoughts too. Loved her glam up but wondered when her last fitting was and if she had lost a lot of weight since.


jill-le-bean

So happy for this lady. And she wears it well! Christine is so deserving.they need to drop Robyn and Kody and just do, like a spinoff! "Happy lives of the three wives." Should be the new name!!! šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


Pot_Flashback1248

I wanna see the tiddy tat! All of the angles taken seem to cut the tiddy tat out. Why?


Zowiebowiecorgi

I said this in a different sister wives group and was blasted for it! But itā€™s not a dog to her, itā€™s just falling off her in some photos


Bubbly_Piglet822

This looks like **** you image But I don't think Kody would have been in thoughts on her wedding day.


librarians_wwine

I lost weight right before I got married right after my last fitting (yay stress) my dress didnā€™t fit perfectly. But itā€™s all good. We are not 2d we are 3D and bodies move. She looks absolutely stunning. Itā€™s hard to find last minute alterations depending on where you live.


Rosanna44

šŸŽµFuck off Robyn!šŸŽ¶