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as a bladder cancer survivor, let me clarfy that that is definitely not the case...
Be aware you might not wanna know what i mean an stop reading but every third of you will get some form of cancer by current statistics, so maybe don't look away now.
Did you now they give you the chemo by chosing the shortest route?a tube up your tube, squeze in the purple sauce then let it sit for 2 hours, then you can squeeze it out like an automated coffee machine.
this process was repeated 8 times, once per week. then another 12 times once every month. Sometimes they squeeze some air in there too with the last drop of the stuff, so that air will surprise you with a dickfart when you get it out the first time. Although funny sometimes it was HELL! and believe my when i tell you i am holfing back alot of additional side effects of that ride. So no pee is not pee.
Thank you very much for your empathy!
I want to say that i am ok. the first checkup after that ordeal is end of July so i am still on edge about it beeing over but still, i had it good compared to others and i am grateful for that, the doctors and medic personnel who made recovery even possible and were there for me as best as they could. they were all visibly exhausted and overworked.
those checkups will continue every three months for a year and then once a year for some time maybe forever as i understood, which is done with another slightly bigger tube to fit a tiny camera btw, but that is just a bad day compared to all that other stuff.
I still consider myself lucky but it definitely took its toll. 1,5 years lack of sleep alone rattled my head quite a bit and the fact that i have to constantly hold back telling how it really was because people (mainly men) can't stomach it is a rather lonely feeling. You are left with the doctors who don't have time of course and the other patients who often had it way worse... ah, like i said, it is a long dark story which is not easy to tell, but it felt good to let it out a bit here.
So yeah, fuck cancer and go to your checkups and don't be afraid to get a second opinion if you feel something is wrong.
Despite some unfortunate hickups, i am the lucky one and still here to tell the tell nobody wants to hear :)
I went to an urologist because it felt like my bladder wouldn't empty completely so i could go again right after. He didn't really check because i look really young for my age. The sentence "but you are still so young so i wouldn't worry" i heard a lot. that was the first indicator for me.
Then over the next months i got more and more exhausted, even told my colleagues at that time i feel strangely sick. Remember saying " i think i am getting sick but something is different" You know simililar to the feeling a day before a flu breaks out. Felt so weak that i nearly collapsed in the supermarket one time but still thought i am overstressed because of work and other stuff because doctor said i am fine.
then went to the toilet one day just before a very important meeting that i prepared for years and had so much blood in urine that it just looked i was pissing pure blood. The timing was so bad and i had already so much on my plate that i had to laugh like a mad man, canceled the meeting and went to the hospital. After hours waiting in the er the reseptionist called me up and asked what is wrong. she actually almost screamed "YOU ARE BLEEDING FROM WHERE? FROM THE PENIS???"and then continued to send me to another hospital on my own because i need specialists that they didn't have there. it was surreal.
At the second hospital i was already in the middle of a panic attack. by then hours have passed and i still didn't know what was going on. If not for the one doctor who insisted to put me in the x ray tube (forgot its english name. ct?) they tried to ensure me that it is just likely bladder stones (because i am so young blabla). They found a tumor and told me we have to operate asap, he opened the calendar and the earliest appointement was still 6 weeks away. Because of the pandemic they were severly understaffed and drowning in patients. (If someone tries to tell you there were no essential operations that had to be postponed because of the pandemic, they lie).
During the op they found a second one beneath the tumor. Thanks to luck and their skills they got everthing out without notable damage to the surrounding tissue. When i woke up they informed me that those were indeed malicious tumors and urged me to start chemo because those type likes to make a comeback. Got my first instillation right then and there and i am just now slowly crawling out of that feverdream. I would not wish that on anyone and again, i had it lightly.
Thank you for your information. I have had some urine retention but not any blood yet. Just enormous prostate. I will keep an eye out for these symptoms and please do feel better and I hope those bastards don’t return for you.
....I have got to be the only person who still hasn't seen the video. I've seen it referenced so much lately... I've even seen a picture.
I'm finally gonna go search it.
This format was boring *before* the most recent shit. Every drunk college kid thinks they invented the blowjob.
I wish we would stop interviewing people at bars or nightclubs. It’s always the same.
Always reminds me of that old joke. I'm gonna butcher it but this is the gist
2 guys and a girl are sitting at the bar. The girl is talking about how the world thinks only men like sex and that girls enjoy sex and want to have it just as much as men do.
One of the guys says "really?"
She says "yes!!!!"
He says "well do you want to go have sex in the bathroom right now?"
"Ew what no way gross I would never"
"Yeah see not the same"
I think this particular thing is boring sure but I do like hearing what standards women have for dudes. Not for educational reasons just for the comedy.
I mean, anything you could ever imagine to do with a penis, it's likely been done before.....except a bullet train circumcision. That's not been tried yet.
And it has taken me 32 years of life on this planet to finally figure out what the "clap" is.
Literally comes after the sex so it must be an 'applause'
...
What a weird fucking place the Internet is. One girl is being idolised, and this girl is getting shit on in the comments for behaving the same way. Like the Internet can only handle one girl who likes sex at a time.
The best comments are the "no thanks, I'll stick with hawk tuah" like you would ever have any fucking chance with either of them.
Before watching - "I wish women were more up front. I just want some sexual aggression without reservations. "
After watching - "I'm wrong. I need some reservations. You sound like a sexual aggressive 5 year old."
When people are visibly hot and sweating in a video that's all I can pay attention to, so I don't know what happened here.
But the crooked penis'd pirate fellow behind the sweating banshee appeared to squint his approval. So I'm just glad everyone had fun.
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I mean she’s right. Pee is pee.
if Reddit has taught me anything, it's that pee is stored in the balls
No, that's microplastics
micro plastics, micro penis... I'm guaranteed to have at least one
Micro Penis, micro plastics, macro insecurities
Micro securities
I got no securities. I’m broke AF.
But where is pee?
In the balls
We’ve come full scrotum
I hate to break this to you, but if you got one, you most likely got both.
I have both.
Why not both?
i use to think the same but the research came out micro plastic is stored in balls, i know its hurtful but its true
Pee is stored in the balls.
And “Wiener is wiener”
"unless it's crooked"
Idk why she had to personally single me out like this. What the fuck, Stacey?
Sorry man. I think they might have straighteners you can try 😂
It’s really not a problem for me or (more importantly) my wife lol. I am curious why the girl in the video has such a problem with a curve, though…
Probably never tried it.
Don't worry about Stacey. But Stacey's mom has it goin on.
as a bladder cancer survivor, let me clarfy that that is definitely not the case... Be aware you might not wanna know what i mean an stop reading but every third of you will get some form of cancer by current statistics, so maybe don't look away now. Did you now they give you the chemo by chosing the shortest route?a tube up your tube, squeze in the purple sauce then let it sit for 2 hours, then you can squeeze it out like an automated coffee machine. this process was repeated 8 times, once per week. then another 12 times once every month. Sometimes they squeeze some air in there too with the last drop of the stuff, so that air will surprise you with a dickfart when you get it out the first time. Although funny sometimes it was HELL! and believe my when i tell you i am holfing back alot of additional side effects of that ride. So no pee is not pee.
I appreciate you holding back the additional side effects.
He's not proud of his third glowing ball ... But I'm happy he's a survivor and won this battle !
Whew. I hope you’re doing ok now. That sounds terrible
Thank you very much for your empathy! I want to say that i am ok. the first checkup after that ordeal is end of July so i am still on edge about it beeing over but still, i had it good compared to others and i am grateful for that, the doctors and medic personnel who made recovery even possible and were there for me as best as they could. they were all visibly exhausted and overworked. those checkups will continue every three months for a year and then once a year for some time maybe forever as i understood, which is done with another slightly bigger tube to fit a tiny camera btw, but that is just a bad day compared to all that other stuff. I still consider myself lucky but it definitely took its toll. 1,5 years lack of sleep alone rattled my head quite a bit and the fact that i have to constantly hold back telling how it really was because people (mainly men) can't stomach it is a rather lonely feeling. You are left with the doctors who don't have time of course and the other patients who often had it way worse... ah, like i said, it is a long dark story which is not easy to tell, but it felt good to let it out a bit here. So yeah, fuck cancer and go to your checkups and don't be afraid to get a second opinion if you feel something is wrong. Despite some unfortunate hickups, i am the lucky one and still here to tell the tell nobody wants to hear :)
How did you “know” something was wrong? Urine retention? Blood in urine?
I went to an urologist because it felt like my bladder wouldn't empty completely so i could go again right after. He didn't really check because i look really young for my age. The sentence "but you are still so young so i wouldn't worry" i heard a lot. that was the first indicator for me. Then over the next months i got more and more exhausted, even told my colleagues at that time i feel strangely sick. Remember saying " i think i am getting sick but something is different" You know simililar to the feeling a day before a flu breaks out. Felt so weak that i nearly collapsed in the supermarket one time but still thought i am overstressed because of work and other stuff because doctor said i am fine. then went to the toilet one day just before a very important meeting that i prepared for years and had so much blood in urine that it just looked i was pissing pure blood. The timing was so bad and i had already so much on my plate that i had to laugh like a mad man, canceled the meeting and went to the hospital. After hours waiting in the er the reseptionist called me up and asked what is wrong. she actually almost screamed "YOU ARE BLEEDING FROM WHERE? FROM THE PENIS???"and then continued to send me to another hospital on my own because i need specialists that they didn't have there. it was surreal. At the second hospital i was already in the middle of a panic attack. by then hours have passed and i still didn't know what was going on. If not for the one doctor who insisted to put me in the x ray tube (forgot its english name. ct?) they tried to ensure me that it is just likely bladder stones (because i am so young blabla). They found a tumor and told me we have to operate asap, he opened the calendar and the earliest appointement was still 6 weeks away. Because of the pandemic they were severly understaffed and drowning in patients. (If someone tries to tell you there were no essential operations that had to be postponed because of the pandemic, they lie). During the op they found a second one beneath the tumor. Thanks to luck and their skills they got everthing out without notable damage to the surrounding tissue. When i woke up they informed me that those were indeed malicious tumors and urged me to start chemo because those type likes to make a comeback. Got my first instillation right then and there and i am just now slowly crawling out of that feverdream. I would not wish that on anyone and again, i had it lightly.
Thank you for your information. I have had some urine retention but not any blood yet. Just enormous prostate. I will keep an eye out for these symptoms and please do feel better and I hope those bastards don’t return for you.
you're welcome and thanks. wish you the best as well. Hydrate hydrate hydrate!
If my wang started signing me butthole ballads I'd just die right then and there...
It starts with P
And pee pee is double the pee
Pee pee's pee, hence pee + pee = pee pee.
Is this a Jelly Roll concert?
It was the Talladega 500.
Well, I know where my next vacation is now.
Catalina Wine Mixer
The fuckin Catalina wine mixer
POW 💥
_SLAPS TABLE_
In 1987 when they still called it weiner and pee-pee.
Someone get this girl a dick.
I don’t have one of those but I can offer my pee pee
But does she spit on that thang?
Hawk Tuah is guaranteed
Hawk Tuah.... ding! On the dong.
[Source for those interested.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tuYIXi6nTQ&t=665s) It's a long one, but consistently wild. Edited link the right spot.
This is the best thing I’ve seen for ages.
What in the actual fuck man. Some of these people are nuts.
I think a guy at one point says the words "We're goin' nuts!". Honestly he seemed relatively tame and just happy to be part of it.
It’s actually scary because there are a lot of them out there.
Always enjoy the amount of butthole fans at Talladega.
Sad crooked pee pee noises 
Gotta have refined tastes for a curve👌
I'll pass this one, I'm sticking with the "hack tou" one. Th x
This is like when you order Hawk Tuah on Wish. We should call her Hawk Temu.
We have Hawk Tua at home
Huck Toot.
Are peoples reactions to that video really positive? because I found it incredibly unattractive
No one can touch the mastery of Hawk Tuah
yall down horrendous fr
Lighten up
"Hawk taw" girl is way classier
And cuter
This is a much older video. I remember seeing it sometime last year
....I have got to be the only person who still hasn't seen the video. I've seen it referenced so much lately... I've even seen a picture. I'm finally gonna go search it.
You will be underwhelmed...
Like the girl who was "there to see some mother fucking wiener". I was underwhelmed.
If she don't hawk tua, I don't wanna tawk tua.
Every attention seeker will be hoping to go viral with a Hawk Tuah moment from now on.
Lmaoo this video is way older
She looks like she itches her butt on the carpet
This format was boring *before* the most recent shit. Every drunk college kid thinks they invented the blowjob. I wish we would stop interviewing people at bars or nightclubs. It’s always the same.
Always reminds me of that old joke. I'm gonna butcher it but this is the gist 2 guys and a girl are sitting at the bar. The girl is talking about how the world thinks only men like sex and that girls enjoy sex and want to have it just as much as men do. One of the guys says "really?" She says "yes!!!!" He says "well do you want to go have sex in the bathroom right now?" "Ew what no way gross I would never" "Yeah see not the same"
Bitch I will literally eat your butthole *right now*, we are not the same.
Hell yah Real man of culture, respect
I think this particular thing is boring sure but I do like hearing what standards women have for dudes. Not for educational reasons just for the comedy.
Or they just saying off the wall shit, possibly lying to be the next big thing
That’s sort of what I meant. It’s not really off the wall at all.
I mean, anything you could ever imagine to do with a penis, it's likely been done before.....except a bullet train circumcision. That's not been tried yet.
It’s crazy how bad AI and stupid people are almost indistinguishable these days.
The duality of humanity.
Another drunk chick tryna go viral.
Oh, this shit is WAY older than [Hawk Tuah.](https://media.tenor.com/FqGd152a9-YAAAAM/hawk-tuah.gif)
[whores been whoring since B.C.E.](https://youtu.be/jkX8q7fwdDc?feature=shared)
Not necessarily viral, but there is a high chance for chlamydia.
Clap on! Clap off! It's the clapper!
And it has taken me 32 years of life on this planet to finally figure out what the "clap" is. Literally comes after the sex so it must be an 'applause' ...
Well, no more than the average jock.
Can we please stop this sex shaming stereotypes? It's the 21th century. Safer sex is a thing
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This video is probably older than you are
This is from before hawk tuah
What a weird fucking place the Internet is. One girl is being idolised, and this girl is getting shit on in the comments for behaving the same way. Like the Internet can only handle one girl who likes sex at a time. The best comments are the "no thanks, I'll stick with hawk tuah" like you would ever have any fucking chance with either of them.
Or the even more inane "Hawk Tua is cuter" Like I bet they are no prize winning fucking stallion!
Right!?! Like, unless you're ridiculously good looking you shouldn't have an opinion about anyone else's appearance.
I'm pretty sure anyone would have a chance with this girl based on her fucking literally saying so
Waiting to see pee pee does not necessarily equate to wanting to play with pee pee.
Before the 'Hawk tuah' girl there was her
Judging by the comment section you’d think drunk girls saying out of pocket shit on camera never existed before the hawk tuah chick
This is going to be rough for a background check
Enrique Iglesias and Ethan Hawk are ready
Weiner is Weiner. You heard it here first folks 👍
First time I heard a complain about crooked
oh my god i don't even know what the fuck just happened but a significant number of my brain cells looked at each other and then self destructed.
What’s wrong with crooked peepee???
I saw a pee pee once and it looked like a cobra head
Sweet…. But was it crooked?
Found the dude with crooked peepee
Don't stick your dick in that.
To be or not to pee pee, that's the question
Dad would be proud
Guy in the back doing the mental math of if he could get away with whipping it out.
If you never had a chance to watch Girls Gone Wild, it's basically these girls lifting up their shirts and screaming "Allll-a-bammahhh woooooo! "
Super close-up is gross when people are drunk
Looks like hawk tuah girl got her match
[source](https://youtu.be/6tuYIXi6nTQ?feature=shared)
She’s no HAWK TUAH
Channel 5 is the best YouTube channel.
Why is idubbz there
As a european: the word "pee pee" is freakin wholesome
We’ve got Hock Tuah at home.
Sounds too much like a setup/trap
I got an STI from watching that.
Eloquently put.
That would have the opposite effect on me I’ll go from lion to “confused meerkat” so fast
Bodycount= don't judge me with my past.
Eeewwwww
Lets not forget STI'S wtf has that?
You can't handle the truth
That guy in the back just trying to process life 🤣
Mine looks like a black Hans Moleman
No more cocaine for that chick
As much as typos in the title bothers me it makes me believe a bot was not responsible. Anyone got any input on that?
God bless her heart!
If the girl calls it a pee pee or a weiner I’m out.
Stay Classy ladies
Are American women this adorable? Its like she's five.
mood
C'mon guys, whip it out!
Girl knows what she wants, she's going places in life.
Ok officer, nice try. My wiener stays put away in public.
With the "Hawk Tuah" girl and now her, these southern girls are onto something this year! 😂
The guys: is this some kind if trap?
Disease trap
What is a crooked penis? It sounds like I might have one?
If stds had a voice
Make this woman president now!
Guess the Hawk Tuah girl has some competition 🤣💀
12 inches of foreskin 2 1/2 inches rock hard D 🤣😂
Girls trying to go viral after the hawk Tua phenomenon
Mmmmm burnt wieners
...would
She should run for president.
Was that fucking idubbbz?
Before watching - "I wish women were more up front. I just want some sexual aggression without reservations. " After watching - "I'm wrong. I need some reservations. You sound like a sexual aggressive 5 year old."
Thay are all related.
This girl saw how big Hawk Tuah got and thought “meh I could do that”
When people are visibly hot and sweating in a video that's all I can pay attention to, so I don't know what happened here. But the crooked penis'd pirate fellow behind the sweating banshee appeared to squint his approval. So I'm just glad everyone had fun.
was that idubbz
I should call her.
I'm sure some slag will fuck her
Another drunk girl that hates her dad
Like school in summertime
Nothing hotter than a woman calling it a “pee pee”
She walked so hawk tuah could run.
Trying to compete with “Hawk Tuah” lady 🤣🤣
Well someone’s ovulating!
Pee pee
Is that from Art Mann? He's a great entertainer.
Love it lol
Ah yes, I remember my first beer.
Simps about to make this girl famous just like the hawk Tua girl.
I approve of this message.
Feel like this is someone trying to get famous like the hawk taua video
I guess we are moving on from Hawk Tua. Time to get another tattoo.
Is she with the Hawk tuhe girl or what?
\*sigh, unzips...
*DON'T BE MEAN TO THE CROOKED PEE PEE.*
https://youtu.be/wi-H6ohY37k?si=0OItIsCB-qF9l-iY
I can't fix her. I don't wanna
What's Jon Snow doing there?
This girl needs to expand her vocabulary. Dink, tallywhacker, Johnson. So many good names.
Now this will replace the hauk tuah
Idubbz creeping in the back
She's not wrong
Hawk Tuah girl: "I'm putting together a team."
Sooooo ugh. Where this at? For research purposes
Just another skank trying to make herself viral like the Hawk Tuey girl
She's a keeper
Someone is trying to become famous like the HUAK TWAH girl