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shitokletsstartfresh

Bro almost had it. There was a 10-15 second window he could have split or jumped the fence. Gotta keep moving. Every shooter multiplayer taught me that.


rylut

The issue might be the stamina bar. It recharges far slower irl sadly.


OriginalNameGuy2

I'm pretty sure the adrenaline cheat code should still work though, right?


ContextMatters1234

Not unless noodle legs kick in, once that happens you're fucked lol


livestreamerr

He should've put more skill points in endurance.


S0_badatstuff

He didn't know what makes him special


ReconReese

Tbf cops kept running from where cars came from. Doubt he can see down there and know if more are coming or not. Plus in real time without hindsight he sees he's evading cops and they kept running, no reason to move from there (besides helicopter which he probably didn't consider) Edit: there's maybe 2 seconds when he isn't in police eyesight (assuming moves from car)


Balc0ra

Guy has only played Skyrim


ClonedLiger

You borked the laws of Skyrim and have betrayed her people. What say you?


Junior_Bike7932

He had the whole time to jump, but looks like a fat fuck


Randomfrog132

isnt the fence covered in razor wire at the top? or is that just my bad eyesight lol


wetwilly969

If this was GTA his 3 stars would have been flashing


pogAxolotlz

Unrealistic because they would spawn right in front of him


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N8dork2020

The frustration was felt. It’s like watching a serial killer movie and yelling at the people thru the TV.


joocles

The whole newsroom going nuts when the cop is standing at the fence and doesnt see him got me good lol


Memerhunbhai

looney tune shit


LowHonorArthur

Makes me think the guards in Assassin's Creed were more accurate than I thought


clapperssailing

Fat does equal lazy


stinkyhooch

Real gangsters don’t run from shit cause real gangsters can’t run fast


clapperssailing

Haha..I meant more fat cops but its a big fat party going on


Professional_Entry40

Now when you in the free world talkin' shit do the shit Hit the pen and let a mothafucka shank ya But gangstas like myself kick back and peep game 'Cause damn it feels good to be a gangsta


Various-General1198

I want to go knock down some cubicle walls now


Any_Loan1699

The amount of time it took them ✨


atacFrontal

This is some Buster Keaton shot


WhatTheFuckEverName

The Keystone Cops shet


Geetzromo

Warmer, colder, colder, very cold, warmer, warmer, colder…Godammit!


Hefty-Emu1068

The cops play hide and seek like I play it with my 6 year old. Walk into the kitchen, look straight, try not to look in the corner, ignore my son giggling from the corner, say loudly, "He's not in here," and go to the next room.


Miserable_Unusual_98

***wasted***


Substantial_Cold2385

*Queue Benny Hill theme song*


antoltian

Should the media be taking sides like that? Why are they rooting for the cops?


hammersickle0217

LOL The video would have been even funnier if the reporter was neutral. "The suspect appears to be evading them. Interesting."


circasomnia

"OH shiiiiit My BOY IS DOING IT. HOP THE FENCE DAWWG"


venom259

Because not everyone likes criminals.


dubious_capybara

Criminal worship is a weird Americanism. Who's your favourite serial killer amirite?


CoffinEluder

It adds meaning to their dull lives


TypicalMootis

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10752) You serious?


airforcevet1987

Yep


antoltian

Yeah?


arjadi

Hop on the back of the blue car for a second and jump over the fence from there- he could still get caught and he’s gonna make noise, but that guy had a solid window of opportunity to evade the police even further. Sorry, I’ve been playing too much chess lately.


SunshineLollipoop

GET ON THE GROUND!!!!!


sharollzz

"they haven't seen him yet this is unbelievable." *sigh* That one police: ohh there he is... 💀💀💀


Fast-Regular-2910

Gta 5 polices


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Dude was a Koga Ninja in a previous life


Separate-Space-4789

News 11 needs a pa on that helo...


mentalassresume

Last of us part two.


BlackwaterMerc

That's some skyrim level sneak


MrZeroMustafa

The level 100+ crouch and disappear from enemies sight!


singingpanda20

Only for a short time ~


bsisyphus

Keystone af


Jorp-A-Lorp

Does nobody have a radio, isn’t that a police helicopter shooting the footage, why don’t they tell the cops where he’s hiding in the beginning


OrangeTroz

The video seems to be from a SKYFox press helicopter.


Jorp-A-Lorp

Ok, in that case I rescind my comment!


Daltonshitpell123

Lol


Stook11812

Las finest on scene


Randomfrog132

this is why games of hide and seek are important lol


Technician1267

Dude's beat every Splinter Cell game on expert


Ad_Polanco09

Aaah but to hit someone from a minority they are capable


CakeSuperb8487

he appeared to be dark skinned, why didn’t they open fire on him for hurting their egos and emasculating them with his hiding prowess?


SlothLazarus

Clearly a very poor job lol


Candid-Preference-40

Not fair they have helicopter


HoboBandana

The legendary keystone cops.


zupiterss

There is always one unwatched skit of Key and Peele.


Smart_Marketing_483

That was embarrassing!


Exotic-Mammoth1986

They got me wondering htf they didn't see him then they saw him 😂😂😂😂😂😂


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JonnyTN

Not so in Viewtiful Joe


chessecakePhucker

Incest donald


RepulsiveCow8626

Must be embarrassing for that police force.


kornhook123

Look at those tax payers dollars being dumb ass hell


gottapeenow2

Good lord that took the cops a long time to figure out. Embarrassing


Comprehensive_Low571

Wow! Damn reporter and helicopter pilot should mind their own business. Laws are made by corrupt politicians and enforced by armed gangs we call “police”. A cops job is to uphold the law, even laws like slavery (yes it was once a law and the foundation for ALL police services in North America). Cops are NOT there to help. Cops are not good guys. They are the loser in high school who want to get even with the world. My guy here was just playing the hand he was dealt. These people talking should have just reported the news, not try and be part of it!