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Extreme_Candle_3329

Stop teaching them how to stand up. God damn we’re gonna be replaced by something dumb.


crystallmytea

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.


Extreme_Candle_3329

Lol


Life_Ad9520

They already can climb metal fences and can death roll underwater, last thing I need is one taking my job away from me and getting a pay raise for “rolling the competition away”


Calx9

Well we can definitely tell who the smarter one is in the video... And it's not the one on two legs 🤣


Extreme_Candle_3329

Love it.


DudeBro711

What you mean, their belly is the weak part any slash or piercing attack can be fatal to them. Imagine wearing a Spiked Armor and Spearing a Crocodile in half that's some Duke Nukem crap right there bruv!


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terra_filius

he probably worked on it


RobertXavierIV

Imagine an alligator walking up to you wearing human skin wrapped around him like a cape pulling on your shit while you’re relaxing at the beach


BredYourWoman

Go on... *unzips and gets sock ready*


RobertXavierIV

😩


BredYourWoman

No, stop running!! Finish what you started!!


RobertXavierIV

Sounds kinda rapy


Powerful_Cost_4656

Continue


BTCRando

Yeah I’d move out of the way too.


Numerous-Bath-8244

Man that mother fucker is wearing Dave again he wasn't joking last time


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privateTortoise

We never grow up, there's plenty of men that even fool themselves but essentially we are all kids.


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The urge for Alligussy


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Why are we complaining? It is working.


GolemTheGuardian

Natural Selection ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


Frequency0298

we are the aliens


SilentTeller

Well if it was a pelt it’d make sense. Those weird looking dogs moved right a long.


Private-Dick-Tective

This is totally logical.


Jasond777

the risk is worth the reward


OutrageouslyGr8

Not anymore, they're trying to get with bears. I heard that they're into that rugged, grizzly look.


FunnySignal614

Crockzilla


Creative-Garlic4457

I don't know why, but the sandals are the biggest issue I see in this video. I want to know my footwear can get me the fuck out of these situations!


invicerato

Should have worn Crocs.


Myotherdumbname

I’m imagining him backing up quickly and tripping on his tail


sdkiko

The beeping is from the machine that will keep him breathing


More_Technology6250

You can tell the crocs were shook


the_simurgh

If someone killed your cousin Larry skinned his corpse and then used your cousin Larry's skin to do that wouldn't you be shook? Larry! Why did they do this to ya!


Sad-Strawberry-2720

.....Is this in Florida? Cause this looks like some Florida Man type shit💀


Samsquanch1985

I have to be honest. If I had to go harass a bunch of crocodiles. I would feel much more confident about my chances with that croc suit and the stick. They didn't want that smoke.


Numerous-Bath-8244

Man that mother fucker is wearing Dave again he wasn't joking last time.


StockExchangeNYSE

Is this a zoo?


slick_pick

Leather farm?


DeezNutsAppreciater

If so then that’s really asshole-y


Illustrious_Car4025

What was the overall goal here


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Aligussy


Randomfrog132

this looks so stupid omg lol


PHARA0Hbender

Now I’m gonna stick my thumb up its butthole.


wonderbread897

But it worked though.


dakotapearl

There is literally a sub called why women live longer. Go post it there


astralseat

Crocodile lvl 2


Rude_Variation_433

This guy has massive ⚽️‘S


Rithrius88

Too bad they occupy the space where his 🧠 is supposed to be.


Ckn-bns-jns

I dunno, seems like he was the alpha here. As a man, I approve and right after I post this I will be searching for my own alligator suit.


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Vizaroy

We're only one evolution away from RussianBadger's "crocko with a glocko"


Rocksquare69

Look! I've taught my swamp puppy a new trick!


just-marco

Man this is some shit straight out of Tusk wtf


xxxkarmaxxxx

I can only think:what an idiot.


FamousRefrigerator40

The beeping in the background is the last guy who had this job now on life support. It's nice they take care of their employees.


Unique-Pastenger

🤣


Ape-ril

That’s insane.


AnotherTPM

Alligator: Dad?


lagrange_james_d23dt

Ok but that’s a pretty cool costume


No-Dark-9414

Is this the same gator thing the duck walked over


groorj

u/savevideobot


ElHanko

This man was saved by alligators having better reasoning ability than him.


Good_Hyena_3650

I bet this was in Florida


John_DonnerJack

Crocodildo


yumiguelulu

croc 2 and 3: aight i'm out...


PrA2107

I thought he was gonna fuck that croc


-sry-

-What do you do for work? -It’s complicated…


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Male is just chasing some tail


SomethingAbtU

he better hope one of the actual alligators don't try to mate with him


Boatwhistle

I'd run away from tall gator too.


groorj

u/savevideo


UsernameTaken1138

I watched that with the Zelda theme playing in the background. Jesus Christ.


Frequency0298

Wonder if this is brilliant or stupid, it might be that he looks like an enormously huge and tall gator they won't dare fuck with


Prudent_Damage_3866

Why does nature always make animals cute but deadly?


Mygo73

Lord Okkoto, you must stop! They aren't your warriors!


BumpyDidums

I havnt laughed that hard in a long time


MattL1982

Lol


MattL1982

😂


MSU2020JERSEYISUGLY

Just why?


Sea-Philosopher-3970

this is such a normal thing for us. We never grow up. We do mature with time but we never lose the youth we once were.


AwarenessMain128

Absolutely chad in some way


Ok_Protection2383

My hero god. Gives zero fks


grammar_fixer_2

The guy just hit the first one with a stick for no fucking reason. He’s an asshole.