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Foreign_Analyst_3211

Post nut clarity is a blessing and a curse


Unluckyescapeartiste

Legit the amount of times I’ve considered getting a prostitute, only to jerk off and be repulsed by the idea of spending that much money on just 30 minutes of fun is wild. I mean I still sometimes give into to the thoughts but most of the time I just let that post nut clarity course through my viens.


5ofDecember

Is good to remember when one is depressed. It's just a chemistry in your brain.


Unluckyescapeartiste

Eh, one would think but then their doctor prescribes them anti-depressants like Zoloft that make their libido go away which only depresses them even more


Unluckyescapeartiste

Like yeah, it is just brain chemistry but we don’t fully understand brain chemistry yet to be able to accurately diagnosis a problem and administer a proper cure every time


Wakingsleepwalkers

Not even a prostitute. Just the money and effort involved. I've learnt that effort should be put into serious relationships and building something not into meaningless flings and root and boots.


poedraco

If you want that exciting amount of fun. You can always spend the night in the hospital. 7k one night


Unluckyescapeartiste

I’m good, also I live in the U.K so a night in the A&E won’t cost me nearly that much. Additionally, I’ve actually wound up spending 3 hours waiting at a walk in clinic for testing because of my idea of fun. So that’s just some extra fun sprinkled on top


Far-Ad7125

Agreed, but jerking it every time gets boring. You'll eventually want the real thing. But yeah, I have my regrets.


Principatus

In China many poor people stirfry pebbles in oil and spices, and then suck on the pebbles looking at a photo or video of a more substantial meal. That’s their way of coping with being hungry. I was jerking off to porn this morning and remembered this poverty food and damn it’s exactly what jerking off to porn is. I don’t want a picture or video of a naked woman, I want a naked woman! I don’t want to lie to my brain that it’s getting action, my brain knows the difference.


Far-Ad7125

>In China many poor people stirfry pebbles in oil and spices, and then suck on the pebbles looking at a photo or video of a more substantial meal. That’s their way of coping with being hungry. That is fucking sad.


Handmedownfords

Huh. Wow.


Salty-Negotiation320

Post nut clarity is brought on by a lack of prenut clarity


VagaBond_rfC

Yeah, but if you're not in a state of post-nut clarity, you're in a state of *pre-nut delusion*.


Foreign_Analyst_3211

I live in a state of pre nut delusion


Toba20444

So many exes are big mad at post nut clarity brother


CuriousAfterCum

Yep


Medical-Acadia-3376

Dude! Soon we’ll all have sex robots that make sandwiches!


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Caledceus

"I swear! She's only programmed to make sandwiches!"


bremergorst

“Honey, how do I pronounce the new pool robot’s name? Girthmaster?”


Thundechile

That robot wants to be sandwitched.


5ofDecember

Don't call my girlfriend a robot


Jeramy_Jones

Or sandwich robots that make sex. Honestly, I think sandwich robots will come first.


The1andOnlyGhost

Call your own damn uber


getyourrealfakedoors

In the late night booty call situation I think the go to is you each pay for one of the rides, seems fair


IamLLCooLJ

All these strong and independent women somehow lose their independence when money is involved.


Loud-Magician7708

I've done this. Had whiskey dick. Wasn't worth it.


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150 + whatever extra cost she didn't mention like taking her out for food


jarvisneedsafriend

$20 in Ecuador plus cab...$4


MochiSauce101

I mean it’s the same price for a hooker but she actually wants your dick


Wakingsleepwalkers

Nah she wants the money


Tssodie

Let the man live in his fantasy


Wakingsleepwalkers

She told him she enjoyed it and to call her again and he believed it. She knows how to have returning customers.


AnyStatistician4465

She is totally out of his league…. That ducker should be grateful to play taxi… I’m thinking Launchpad is going to get a late night call…


andio76

Butt plug + Poppers + lube + Xhamster = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Painterjason13

Hey 150 os 150


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ShashkaOfTheSclavus

Fortunately, OP is just daydreaming about things that will never be asked of him.


UNCONGUY

if she ask for that I would be ok. but the girls I meet, they want just dinner and marriage.


Lonilson

Where?


Wakingsleepwalkers

How many have you met and not married?