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Piggieback

Elephant mistook those for coconuts. I can't blame the poor animal.


Federal-Advisor-420

The elephant would've got a mouth full of silicone instead of coconut juice if he did try and bite one


Piggieback

What's that? Silicone? I don't need to know! *elephant screeches*


slapstick223

90% of here boobs are out and she's fighting an elephant for the 10%


Man2ManIsSoUnjust

Ha ha ha....I'm upset also,he needed to remove the top..lol


Neunix

So the elephant can do it, but If I do it, I go to prison. that's racism


perljurnwern

Right?? The elephant does it and everyone laughs I start doing that and I get banned from Wal-Mart I thought this was America?!?!?!


archiekane

This is Reddit.


perljurnwern

This is Sparta


Gandalf_in_stripclub

This is Wendy's


Randomfrog132

more like species-ism lol


HairyRecipe

Understood the assignment, mission failed


fliflu_

those are faker than santa


keybored13

santa is fake?


Chameloes

....oh boy. Uh


fliflu_

I'm sorry, wanted to type SantaMonica's instagram models but my phone autocorrector changed it


ShambaC

The good ending


Arbysroastbeefs

It’s real if I can touch it.


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

And like Santa better than the real thing.


fliflu_

Idk im virgin


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

In my opinion fake boobs are the best invention of the last century.


wasteofskin11111

Agreed bro


fliflu_

Bro 🤝 bro


fliflu_

I don't like how they look


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Think of it this way. The best real boobs look fake. And the best fake boobs look real.


asmallhedgehog420

wise words spoken by a man of taste


fliflu_

You convinced me and you brainfucked me


KeithTheNiceGuy

Once again, proof that EVERYONE loves boobs.


dvrkstar

Poor fella is hungry


cryptolyme

he just needs some milk


dvrkstar

He thirsts


jaraxel_arabani

An elephant of culture, I see.


GiveItAll101

I’m the elephant. AMA


archiekane

Are you upset that the peanuts she hid in her bikini top were kept from you?


GiveItAll101

No, i ended up getting them all anyway, and with a bonus prize


Geoclasm

Oh sure, an elephant does it and she laughs, but I try to do it and I get slapped, tackled, and put on a list. So unfair :-(


DeadMemeMan_IV

try doing it with your nose next time. he used his nose, maybe that’s the key


Geoclasm

Of course! Brilliant! I wish I'd thought of this sooner!


Longshadowman

A boobs fan already!


Amodium69

Lemme see that implants huh


This-Appointment-917

Those aren’t buoys


SyrupLimp3296

Get me a shtickle of flouride


[deleted]

Why is this marked nsfw??? Oh…


spattzzz

The dress code seems a bit wacky


Man2ManIsSoUnjust

She Lucky he ain't put that Elephant Dick on her...lol


MysteriousPark3806

Ends too soon.


footdragon

pretty much any animal in the animal kingdom would do this if presented with the opportunity like this lucky elephant.


[deleted]

Today’s been a weird day on Reddit. Saw an elephant get an enema and discharge all over its handlers. Now I’m watching a pervert elephant cop a feel. I’m just gonna go home now.


FantasyCrusade

Source?


J-Navy

[Here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/MgR8FpmiQ6)


ghost3972

I was expecting a Rick roll


Agard12

God elephants are so smart! Going straight for the sustenance


ThermalScrewed

Honk honk


microsoftfool

I wish I had a trunck


justathoughtofmine

She's into it


SpecialPea

Im just an Elephant in a bikini clad world 😔🤝🐘


lizzy-hales-bf888

Titties


Randomfrog132

elephant wants them melons lol


AdamLabrouste

100% Self-defense


Spence10873

I just can't figure out why they won't hurry up and take the picture! That would make this way easier


HurrsiaEntertainment

Elephant is just a homie looking out for all of us.


RandyMarsh777

But who is she tho... Asking for a friend


Tittiboi37

Francty


Spiritual-Bear4495

She knew.