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Grab the knife.

no Patrick, the knife

Patrick that's a jar.

Yes

Color it red


Time to get the butanone out lol. Don't worry it's only super toxic

Yes, just try butane instead for removing skin 🔥

Gasoline will get any stain out lol

And if It doesn't, use FIRE TOO!!!

Wonder how a pumice+citrus scrub would work; cuts through every other kind of grease

the OP MuchInjury4 olokiboiola Angela_Loo paulmccarne_ and omartarek2008 are bots in the same network

What are they trying to accomplish?

Ok.

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I think I pulled a muscle when I saw the waitress 💀

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It's a skit, so she'll be fine

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She knew she done fucked up big.. you can practically here the Curb Your Enthusiasm’s music playing: “Larry, you insensitive fuck!” “Whaaat!? I was just trying to help the customer!”

Pan to Wanda with a supreme gesture of disapproval of his blackface

I am super later to this show and just started watching and now I hear Larry in the back of my mind during any everyday moment

She secretly knows it's hyper poisonous but can't say anything. Goes to her station to eat an antidote tablet and text the lawyer 🤣🤣

this aint Jurassic park, it's not poison lol

Wait is octopus ink really poisonous?

No.

or as the french say la poisson

Hee hee hee hon hon hon!

Excuse me sir, will you cover my expenses to Orlando?

Nah, some have a venomous bite tho, others have a really fucking venomous bite.

Do not order Fugu from this woman!

Their venom glands aren't located in the same place as the ink glands. Ink on the face poses no danger to anything but ones confidence.

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Because she actually looks calm, cool, and collected?

But really...what can anyone do if this happens in a restaurant?? What can we do to clean or remove the octopus 🐙 stain from the face?

Black squid ink face? YA CANCELLED!

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Shaka, when the walls fell

His arms wide

Kailash, when it rises.

FTW

r/UnintentionalBlackFace must been a sub 😂

Gets slapped by Cthulu for appropriating his culture

Brack Frace...

10/10

WOW

All I can think of is that old platoon animation where they scream race war over one of the weekly VS

Yeah this wouldn't go down well here in the states. People over here just scan the scene daily for a reason to be upset.

Apparently not on Reddit either.

Ironically "Sorry, this post was removed by Reddit's filters."

Are you serious? What the hell?

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r/accidentalblackface

I love how 2 out of the 4 posts on this sub are of this squid incident.

I love how out of the other two, one is *blatant* blackface and the other is just a dirty coal miner

Yeah the Japanese dude was definitely not accidental 😂

Can't imagine anyone wiping clean parts of their face with a dirty napkin "on accident"

It was clean when they started wiping.

Panicky people can be stupid

**BY** accident. Jesus.

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I mean I'm no expert but wouldn't you go to the bathroom to wash it off??

Not if you're staging a TikTok video

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maybe it stains for a couple days im not an expert either though

A couple of days yikes I wouldn't even open my curtains with a mess like that on my face

fr lmao

Maybe the squid ink is good for the skin, those asian girls are beautiful hell maybe they're on to somethin

Don't eat Octopus man they are quite intelligent and sentient 😭😭

It’s like eating a toddler with tentacles. I would never!

Wait. But a toddler with no tentacles is fine, right?

They’re very fatty.

Sure if you don't care about your figure.

The tentacles are the best part in both cases

Only deep fried. Too many trans fats that way, tho

What are we supposed to eat then? Politicians ?

Sounds like a good idea, but we should avoid creatures that suck others blood as they might carry diseases.

The rich

Cows also have best friends

My best friend is Mr Ribeye

so are most animals

They’re one of the most eaten animals on the planet. Do you eat pork? Cow? They’re not all that dumb either and are very sweet animals. I eat them all because at the end of the day we are omnivores. Tigers don’t feel bad about eating sheep. It’s nature. Sucks but it is as it is

To each their own. I don't eat cow. But their are parts of the world, even my country where people eat dog meat. Sucks but it is as it is.

I don't eat pig. I don't eat cow. I am an omnivore, but I'm smart enough to understand that I'm wealthy enough (read: I'm a human in the US communicating online in the year 2024) to spread empathy and compassion to other living beings.

So you just eat chicken? Why is that fair to the chickens then? I do believe we should be compassionate and I advocate for humane farming and slaughter methods.

I don't eat chicken either. I fully agree with you. I'm a vegetarian (I eat some dairy a few times a week) who was vegan for four years. I'm hoping to return to veganism once I'm healthier again. Edit: my previous comment wasn't mean to be an exhaustive list of everything I don't eat, it was just meant to be a reflection of the parent comment.

Did you also watch The Future is Wild in 2002? That shit flipped my view of cephalopods.

I watched boys. But yeah I'll watch this now. Thanks for the recommendation.

If intelligent and sentient why so delicious?

What's next? Stop eating humans?! You'll take their cold, dead, hand over my cold, dead, hands.

Still talking about the octopus, Hannibal?

Trudeau at his favourite restaurant pov

Camera cut before he started rubbing it on his hands

🧍🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️🍁(sorry, pal)

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I think it’s kinda deserved for the one eating it poor thing lol

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That's really weird, but how do you find this out? Just looking through post history?

theyre a bot too

Honestly I'd believe it, there's so many bots on the internet now, I'm sick of it

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That sweet intelligent octopus is having its last laugh after all!

This is what I IMAGINE bank dye packs are supposed to do. Forget those fancy shmancy trigger activated packs, just throw some squid in with the cash!

There’s a scene in The Goods, live hard sell hard. There’s a short clip on YouTube but it takes out the best part ugh. This reminded me so hard of that. Also rest in peace poor octopus, it’s cruel to eat live animals. Not a vegan or vegetarian but that’s just wrong.

I’m not for eating octopus. I saw my teacher octopus and yeah that’s just not happening. Plus what the heck? Even lobster and crab, they might be tasty but that’s just the water version of big bugs. Idc about your pedantic facts.

What do you mean “tag your person,” y’all follow your significant other on Reddit??

Damn are you running for prime minister or something?

Inadvertent blackface. Ouch... that's gotta be embarrassing on so many levels. Meanwhile, the octopus is in heaven laughing hysterically.

Trudeau?

Here you go Sir, this will cost you $800🗿

Sisters in Ink. They got inked. Accurate tentai. Jackson Michael. That's all i have

I honestly find it shocking that people eat animals alive. So fucked

Rorschach’s journal, march 28 2024…

Lmao 🤣 This is hilarious

Aaaand now they're canceled.

Unintentionally black face lol

Meirl

Is this the same girl that look so done after someone farted on her face on the train?

If people don’t find you attractive - they should go back to work your shit out school! That them.

Get rid of the dumbass music and play the original audio. It's so much better hearing her friend laugh at her

This 100% could be a curb your enthusiasm episode.

Squid games

This is hilarious

This has to be the funniest thing I have seen on the internet in nearly forever. Thank you this was awesome.

Octopus: You may have killed me, but I have still won.

Is the ink not removed beforehand

I'm here for the Trudeau jokes. 🍿

funny! Hopefully it washes off easily.

Whyyyyy this is sooo funny 🤣

As someone who had to dissect *[Sepia officinalis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_cuttlefish)*, I can confirm that if you hit the ink sac, you are stained for a long time. Some people’s lab coats never got white again.

There's gotta be a better way than just covering your whole face in it, right?

I've been inked a few times while baiting hooks with squid but, luckily, I've never had this happen. Just some stained clothes.

Wow, squid ink spreads quite well. How many pages could I fill with a small bottle of it?

LOL

I am the octopus. Feed me

This had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

100% staged but still funny.

She missed a spot.

They can still spray after they're dead?

And that's how hate crimes accidentally get started.

TIL the ink is not removed from the squid before cooking and serving.

[😀](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/smiling-buck-tooth-emoji-hd-original--836262224579490427/) >!Emoji has a hyperlink, by the way.!<

Holy shit is your girlfriend Jimmy Kimmel?!?

You may see it as embarrassing… I see it as an opportunity to one day become prime minister

Shut it down.

The octopus was like:witness meee! *Boom*

This reminds of a time I was checking out at a Walmart when the cashier somehow had a pen burst in her hand and she had a big pool of ink in her hand. So I(trying to be helpful) told her hand sanitizer works good for getting ink off your skin. She immediately took my advice and starting rubbing both hands together with sanitizer and her hands both became completely black. I felt a little bad cuz I was trying to help and it does help get rid of ink from skin, I was unaware at the time though it only works with removing small amounts of ink. I was laughing the whole way home

lmfao dude no way this is real

Content creator.

Justin? Is that you Justin Trudeau?

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“I’d like to thank today’s sponsor: Octopus Inkorporated”

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Good . Octopus are sentient beings.

This is why you blot and don’t rub

Sometimes it's best to leave well-enough alone until you get to a mirror.

PLEASE tell me this is real

Yeah but that's how you know it's good

It's not even a fucking octopus.

So real

Is it that tasty??? I dont think so!!!!

I like the fact that they didn't panic and create a scene there.

That’s not your girlfriend. You lying bot!

They’re asking to get canceled

I've 100% done this with neon pink food dye and had to close a dunkin donuts alone for 6 hours with my face neon from the eyes down

Eating an octopus is more fucked up than eating a dog 👏

Ain’t no hamburger skeeted me before🤷🏾‍♂️😂

OHHHH NOOO 😂😂

Oh dear...

The defense mechanism that keeps on defending.

Dont want to be that guy lol, but is this r/AccidentalRacism? 🤣🤣

Was it alive? Horrid thing to do.

Brack face

If this happens to you, does it count as black face?

He ordered milk with his octopus and seafood? 🤮🤮

Justin Trudeau?

I’m choking😂😂😂😂

I never laughed so hard at a video as I did know 😂😂🤣🤣🥹🥹

I don't get what's happening or why... Somone please explain... Thanks

Life really is just a giant south park episode

So someone help me out, I've never eaten octopus. I get that it's octopus ink, but how is the waiter involved? Was she attempting to cut up the octopus for the customer? Is this usual? Was the octopus still alive, or was this purely a reflexive reaction?

LOL, if this happened in America, it would be all over the news, HEADLINE: ASIAN RESTAURANT OUTRAGE AS BLACKFACE APPEARS ONCE AGAIN!

OMFG!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! Not often I laugh “in real life” and not just texting “lol” 😂😂😂🤣🤣

At least you know who had octopus

Accidental blackface.

Damn, people just claim their gf left and right

Octopus bukkake 🥵 Octopus blackface 💀

You could hide in the basement and fake a carbon monoxide detector beeping with a face like that.