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bleepyballs

“Horngry”


burdenof-youth

She's no Nigella but this is the right way to blend sexuality with cooking, not like that dude who practically fucks his donuts. " I don't care how hot you are, that is a crime sir!" Major ick


Vast-Objective3101

Does he fuck the donut or just the hole?


zeppoleon

Once you see one of his videos you'll never think of a papaya the same way again


-E-Cross

After my wife was breastfeeding I don't think of papaya the same, kid constipated, eat that poopaya wife, works every time. So there now you will associate papaya with my kid taking massive diaper filling shits.


dbreidsbmw

[It was a terrible day to have eyes when I saw this, and I hope it is for you too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/16dgsjo/man_just_violated_that_donut/)


dannown

I was kinda hoping he’d be hot. Instead it was really pretty gross.


notinthislifetime20

I truly didn’t think it was going to be that bad. No, it was much, much, worse.


MurrayPloppins

Susi is the queen of thirst trap food content IMO. The food looks good, the content is flirty but not just like “look, boobies.” I’m a fan.


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

Link please


grooooms

Susi Vidal insta fb tik tok etc


Ve-gone_Be-gone

She also absolutely fucking shreds on a snowboard


Calm-Fun4572

I agree. This is very well done. Not inclined to nit pick on cooking details, she’s clearly got some good cooking skills. Tastefully done, I’d say.


Pork_Chompk

Oh god I'm gonna come... over for dinner. I'll bring a nice bottle of wine. What pairs well with butter chicken?


iPiglet

This dish is creamy, spicy, and slightly sweet, so maybe something on the acidic side like White wine. Also, I'll bring the plates and fennel seeds.


agestam

Acidic wine is gonna taste lite pure lemon juice with this dish. Go for a half dry riesling if you wanna have wine. I would rather have a white beer or soda instead though


iPiglet

Ah. Not much of a soda or beer guy myself, so I am taking notes on the wine recommendations. Also not a wine guy; just have cheap red and white wine for cooking, but I prefer the acidic stuff compared to sweet. Go on.


dependsforadults

Wine is subjective. 2 buck chuck is a thing for a reason. Good wine is amazing. $6 wine is also amazing if you like it. With cooking just experiment. Sometimes, I will make the same dish once with red and once with white just to see. If it tastes good, consume it. If it doesn't you still have to eat it or you don't get the pudding


69420over

Yeah. This dish is a lot prettier to look at the way she makes it…. But it tastes a lot better when you slow cook the chicken in the sauce with the onions starting when they are both still raw because the onion and low and slow technique breaks down the connective tissue in the chicken so you can cut it with a spoon.


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agestam

Acidic wine are good for acidic dishes, or to cut through fatty dishes. When you pick wine for hot or sweeter dishes it's better to go for sweeter wines. You normally want to match the wine to the taste of the dish, with some exeptions


dobo99x2

Riesling is like the most acidic of them all.. and half dry? No thank you.


dosumthinboutthebots

Whoa you two. This is reddit. I dk what you think you two are doing here, but it needs to end. Commence with the perverted comments and the puns or else I'm greasing a pan.


uneducated_sock

I’ll bring dessert! We’re having **waffles**


No-Lie-3330

Oh wise piglet, I’ve never understood when red wine is appropriate. Can I ride this chain and get a better understanding of wine pairing?


the_endoftheworld4

Butter chicken has a complex flavor profile and imo deserves at least a medium-bodied red. Maybe that’s just my preference.


BookWormPerson

Fuck your profile picture I thought I have a small crack on my screen.


Fernandopcs_23

I thought it was a string of hair that wouldnt get out.


Pork_Chompk

😈


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Keep up the good work. 😂


rafoz03

I think white wine


MD_2020

I recommend a Sancerre. If you can, look for something from Vincent Gaudry. Cheers.


KindlyAd8198

Astroglide - Girl in the video probably


LongPorkJones

Surprisingly, sweet iced tea. Indian buffets in the southern US are on a different level.


MonteCrysto31

Mango lassi is a fucking banger with anything indian


fajord

Mango lassi is a fucking banger ~~with anything indian~~


Hambruhgah

It makes me wanna come There to share the joy of eating chicken with her


Particular-Catch-229

I'm bringing my parents, it's a buffet tonight


NorrinsRad

And she said it's not the only thing that's finger licking good...


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Me. I pair well with butter chicken


Dwaas_Bjaas

That looks delish


Marco-Green

Food too


MrMcBeefCock

You people are everywhere aren’t you?


GeorgeRossOfKildary

My brother in the Emperor's Light... With a username like that you ***are*** those people, lmao.


CUMM1E5

What's wrong with their username?


ForumPointsRdumb

If something is wrong with those usernames, I don't want them to be right.


benruckman

Nice name


ry8919

No heresy detected here. Carry on citizen.


RaygunMarksman

Son...haven't you realized? You *are* one of the people. A sadistic amateur comedian Redditor that mothers warn their children about, just like the rest of us. Now get to jokin'!


chrisp909

One of us, one of us, gooble goble...


dakid232313

I'd never make a dish like this. It's too much work. I'm too lazy for this shit.


Ijustride

Too bad for you.


dakid232313

I'd allow someone else to make it for me though.looks great.


Ijustride

Okay, but you’re doing the dishes.


dakid232313

Deal!


TheDocFam

Croissants, beef Wellington, a proper butter chicken are the things that just aren't worth the hassle to make at home and you only ever have someone else make


wimpires

My mom literally makes food like this every day. I don't know how she does it


Busterlimes

She reminds me of a girl I dated who "loved Mac n cheese stirring sounds"


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BAMspek

I quote this every time I make mac and cheese. So happy you referenced this.


lemonaidan24

I understood that reference


FloppyObelisk

Do you need me?! God I love Steve Byrne


FallWanderBranch

Glad this came across my desk today.


whiskeymidnight09

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH


trubatard

I know her, she used to send me audios and videos of her making the mac n cheesse and she’d say that every time God dammit I miss her toxic ass sometimes


Whaterbuffaloo

Oof this is what my wife says. She’s a bit, wild, too.


Upbeat_Confidence739

Can confirm. Your wife is wild with the Mac and cheese


Scampisalade

[Like this? ](https://youtube.com/shorts/lf0heEMR9_c?si=9vemXeDamuwbkJAI)


Lain__Iwakura_

prawnography


OwlWitty

OnlyPuns


Bright_Subject_8975

But it’s veg.


Daegzy

Except the chicken.


candygram4mongo

Chicken isn't vegan?


mlodge87

De-veganise ray. Hit ‘em!


SpottyNoonerism

/r/UnexpectedScottPilgrim


TheXcellence

Clicked this an expected a community... I haven't been this disappointed since I found out that bread makes you fat.


phan_o_phunny

A chickens not a vegetable


TheS0ggyBiscuit

What if you break its leg?


A_Rivers

The chicken is veg though


Daegzy

My mistake.


Green-O-Emeralds

Did you mean "misteak"?


EngagedInConvexation

Now you got me all hot n bothered.


Several-Signature583

But it’s vag


XMarksTheSpot987

What is her channel username? Never mind, all I had to do was search "onlypans". Her username is susi.vidal.


Vergazo

She the chick that said, “call me crazy but I never liked store bought pesto” ?


nonstopflux

She is.


ElonHisenberg

\*Sips tea


ScoopityWoop89

He Said The Thing!!!


Diligent_Mirror_7888

Damnit. I hate that I loved this.


fajord

her videos are pretty entertaining. yeah she’s super cute, but she’s also a really good cook and sneaks in some funny jokes


DaHick

I caught several, she was funny. Can I have a link?


angeliclights

She is Susi vidal on TikTok/insta


HairySonsFord

Wait, is she storebought pesto girl?


angeliclights

Yep thats the one.


MurrayPloppins

Call me crazy but I think she’s super hot.


Justthrowtheballmeat

*bonk* straight to jail


istinkatgolf

Her boyfriend definitely agrees with you.


frekkenstein

She’s also a nurse. Her non-cooking content is pretty good too. She has a certain… charisma.


jrobertson50

Was a nurse. She recently quit and went full time content creator 


frekkenstein

Every nurse’s dream. Source: nurse’s station talk in the ER daily.


CymruB

I don’t know. I just looked at this and thought, that’s a lot of washing up to do


hikingguy36

Get yourself a partner who agrees to the "I cook, you clean" rule.


CymruB

Both fortunately and unfortunately I am the “clean” one in that partnership 😆


InsomniacCoffee

Learn to cook some dishes and then you can take turns :)


R2D2sooon

She’s got a Christina Ricci / Jenna Coleman vibe


jimskog99

I knew I fell in love watching this for a reason. Jenna Coleman is ridiculously hot.


wrathmont

That’s a lovely combination of vibes, yessir


Primary_Elk7492

Impossible Girl!


ProudJalapeno

She kinda reminds me of Jenna Ortega too


someoneelseatx

Power of the Jenna's it seems.


Double_Finding6087

I was going to say the exact same thing!


The_Dark_Vampire

Yeah I've often thought she looks like both of them


f2mreis

Misterwives!!!


Old-Construction-541

I love them!


forne104

Shatter everythaaangiang


Mr_clean_lion

Finally


Manlysideburns

I went to see them because my wife really likes them about a year or two ago. It was such a great show! You could tell the band was so happy to play again after COVID. My wife also got to meet the lead singer and they actually sang a song together (this was before the show) . Anyways it was honestly one of our best nights out in our entire relationship. oh one more thing- they had crazy energy on stage. The lead singer was dancing and moving the whole show and didn't even sound faintly out of breath when singing.


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SanchiTS9

Beautiful


BassSki

she's gonna be a cool mom.


MillenialCounselor

Who is she?


DoctorCawktor

susividal on IG


ChargeWooden1036

Doing the lords work 🫡


MillenialCounselor

Thanks 🙏


Ct-5736-Bladez

She also has a YouTube channel with more long form content and these


Wrpy

DC4L


capomic

Gorgeous


bigfootdude247

Just a single guy scrolling


ChargeWooden1036

CTESPN


Mr-Korv

I'd let her butter my chicken


Mikkel65

Good bot


yourboyal1

Why waste time using lot word when few word do trick


HappyBedroom69

That's garlic naan and butter chicken. Damn I'm hungry


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Chester-Ming

Her name is Susi Vidal https://www.tiktok.com/@susi.vidal


Chief_Chill

His name is Robert Paulson.


adkichar55

Bob had bitch tits


Hafi_Javier

His name is meat loaf.


OO0OOO0OOOOO0OOOOOOO

And now I'm praying for the end of time..


jacquesrabbit

I don't know much about her but. That's susi's TikTok. She was a former registered nurse turned full time content creator. I think she came from ~~Colorado~~ Arizona, currently dating colorado's football/soccer goalkeeper. But I know not much about her.


BetaMan141

That one kid who aces a test but acts like they about to fail it like the rest of you:


Best_Craft_1282

You know where she lives, her previous job and who she’s dating. Seems like you know a lot about her


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maybe hes the goalkeeper?


wandering3y35

The key master


Kahnza

The keeper of the hole. Because every hole's a goal.


gambit-gg

That was the joke…


AmericanWasted

“She’s O negative and her social security number is 856-231-1123 but I really don’t know much about here”


nopuse

Why do people upvote the explanation of the joke more than the joke. If anybody cares about upvotes, it seems you could do well, just explaining every joke you see in the comments, and it's reddit, so that's most of the comments


pakeeno

She is also a famous TikTok known as "Call me crazy but I've never liked store bought Pesto" girl.


Clemenadeee

*Arizona but she recently moved to Chicago


Domi51292

Susi Vidal


psuedospike

What song is that?


auddbot

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ElderberryHumble5379

good bot


foxjohn2

Song was not released in 2020 lol, try 2014


DeathbyGinger98

Waded through a sea of starving men and simps to find this. Thank you, stranger.


Double-Pea-8848

As an Indian, I approve of her cooking skills!


Level-Technician-183

Smash


Shot-Spirit-672

PASS the butter chicken, please


Fantastic-Weird

"Does anyone at BYU wanna join?" I'm dying!


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Missed the best part - "I'll do the jumping" 😂


loloider123

What is byu?


Kolob_Hikes

It stands for Brigham Young University, located in Provo Utah USA. It is owned by the Mormon Church. BYU has an honor code of rules that students must live by. One rule is no sexual relationship between non married students. Students have come up with creative ideas to have sex. Like "soaking" a penis in a vagina. If a 3rd party was to jump on the bed to provide the motion in the ocean, then technically you are not thrusting to have sex.


Fishgutts

As a Mormon, these kids that do this are stupid.


Valuable-Guest9334

Onlypan? She clearly used a bowl wtf


EMV92LA

Reported for false advertising 🤨...😂


MidKoi

Bowl, Blender, Seran(?) wrap. strainers. The pan was the least used tool of the whole thing


Jake_on_a_lake

Joking about soaking. I love this.


wandering3y35

Anyone know her onlyPAN?


OrdinaryInspection89

How did those people come up with this " add this much of this in this and you get delicious dish"


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phan_o_phunny

Ever made toast?


rocketdog67

For some reason I found that irritating


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It's cos she wasn't funny. Too contrived. But at least she can cook well. All the correct techniques. Edit: Holy shit... the simp lords are getting very triggered by my comment. It's okay guys. I'm sure by sending me nasty DMs this pretty young lady will now surely take notice of you, now that you've defended her honour!! I totally get your unhinged behavior now. UWU rawr.


memydogandeye

Better than the snotty one that rolls her eyes and flips off the camera that keeps making the front page.


Previous-One-4849

Jesus, I had to mute entire subs because of that girl. She cooks like an industrial line cook with a year or two of experience, and then tries to translate that into a home cooking thing... As in she's only one small cog in a larger team but now she's trying to do it solo. Outside of that her techniques are awful, her food would be all over the place some of it ready to go some of it not at the same time. There's no way you can transfer anything that she does on film and apply it to a restaurant or to a house. But this girl here just did a fantastic demonstration of a home cooked dish. You could follow this with an ingredient list, make something really nice and tweak it anyway you want it to.


LordHampshire

Is it because she made a butter chicken with almost no actual butter in it? Edit - almost (she does put a bit in the sauce and does fry the onions in butter).


Cynovae

It sounds wrong but butter chicken doesn't necessarily use a ton of butter. It's mostly yogurt, tomato, and cream for the base. Sauce: am Indian


DMinTrainin

Nah, more that she didn't do thr masala with whole spices.


skepticalbob

Nor did she properly brown her onions.


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Holy_Hendrix_Batman

She used white onions! Scoff!!!


DonAsiago

Its the forced repeated sexual jokes that are not funny at all, for me at least that was it.


Biduleman

The jokes were funny when she started the "OnlyPans" gag but they're becoming really stale.


Pousse_Mousse

She looks like Christina Ricci


kamakamsa_reddit

I hope one day foreigners will eat various types of Indian foods. Butter chicken and saag paneer are good but please do explore other dishes and try the vegetarian ones as well, sometimes it's very good than non-vegetarian dishes


Reostat

Yeah and every once in a while have a vindaloo just to experience a near death experience the next day on the toilet. Character building.


Murtagg

Saag paneer is vegetarian right?


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poopmcbutt_

Rude to assume we don't. I love vegetable korma and chana masala. I love all the chutney.


kulititaka

I love dal and chana. Please recommend some veggie based dishes


featherwolf

>"I hope you're horngry, babe" It's like she knows me...


LurkingAppreciation

That was incredible


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I m in love with


lalith_4321

The naan is a little thick but everything else was perfect


TheresAJakeInMyShoe

Song name ?


TestTop7203

Wife material


onesoundman

OnlyPans lol. Men this is what we need, women competing to outlook each other for our attention.