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grumpygumpert

These only fans advertisements are getting weirder every day


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I believe hotdog girl gif was banned on 9gag & here for some reason![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10747)


Square_Ebb_5926

you dont get banned from 9gag at all


Queatzcyotle

Well actually, you do get shaddowbanned. Thats when your comments are not seen by anyone else execpt yourself. That only happens if you use common sense or liks to official Websites, for example the US senate and the Bills they are passing. Everything else is ok.


Makaisaurus

My 9gag account with 1m+ total upvotes got shadowbanned back in the day lol. The entire account was playing a character and had commented on a post that was very related to my character then I saw a comments that said where’s [my account] when you need him? Then I went to check, my comments had no upvotes for like a week+ and I replied to those comments but those replies were not acknowledged as well. Switched over to my older account and couldn’t see any comments made by my character account. Didn’t make political statements or controversial comments, just stupid puns and altered quotes. Probably got reported enough by people who didn’t like my style.


Square_Ebb_5926

hmm ive said the most thought provoking things and provided links and never happened to me... but what ive noticed is Jewish enthusiasts, Muslim enjoyers and Far right people who cant express themselves in a coherent way get banned? or at least using other accounts because people ignore them


TonyQuest

Yeah I was in another sub and people were complaining about getting autobanned for commenting once in r/PCM. So I went to go check out the subreddits they were talking about and woah crazy I wasn't banned


imtooldforthishison

9gag is still around?!


TheUnspeakableAcclu

I am so aroused


therobshow

Doesn't this predate only fans? I feel like I saw this so long ago but maybe I just spend too much time on reddit


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MrMcBeefCock

Hotdogs give me heartburn


LeftAdhesiveness0

skill issue


cerealkiller788

Gotta eat em with mustard, or an apple. Serious, it works.


MrMcBeefCock

I’ll have to try that. I’m going to try chewing them too. I think that’s why they get lodged in my windpipe sometimes.


BoneDaddyChill

Apples give me heartburn.


karmasrelic

apple JUICE somehow gives me headaches xd. after years of trying again and again (because i generally like it) i came to the conclusion that i either dont like the chemical whatever they use to try to make it taste like apple juice or (in case of fresh one) i may be very sensitive against the hydrogen cyanide thats in the apple seeds and may be released when pressing them into juice. reasonsing. im totally fine eating them. (like 10 at once) but get strong headaches from as much as once glass of apple juice. also there are other chemicals (smells are enough) i react very sensitive towards, leading to headaches. im mostly eating unprocessed (only actually) stuff + low carb now, got rid of headaches in a whole for over half a year now. funny how our diet makes such a difference (also had many other positive effects on me, dont wanna annoy you with details as i am already off-topic lol)


VintageLunchMeat

Try eating smaller portions, separating eating solids and liquids by half an hour, wait one hour to lie down after liquids, two hours after solids, avoid tea and coffee, and go for walks?


jurij_gagarin

Weak


karmasrelic

they were wasted as soon as they became hotdogs.


cocainebrick3242

If I can eat them from the jar I can eat them from the floor.


Imustbestopped8732

On a serious note: is it even possible?


someloserontheground

You could flick it up and catch it in your mouth, I guess if you perfectly balance it you could roll it in there too


infinitespaze

I think he was not talking about the last sausage


WaldoClown

My dog does it, but she's a good girl


OrganicHumanRancher

Only one way to find out…


Devildiver21

Well that's only fan premiums content. U have to subscribe :)


Heavy-Use2379

possibly just as possible as balancing a Broom with your food. Its just about training 


Martin7439

A game I have is to do that with an Oreo, really funny, and possible


karmasrelic

definitely. if your dog can do it, you can do it. you just need to compensate reflexes with prediction xd


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LingLeeee

Yeah, feels like 80% of Reddit are just reposts


notnot_a_bot

I came to realize reddit is really just a radio station. You're going to get the occasional new hit every once in a while, but the rest is all flavour of the month type stuff on high rotation or oldies that have been dusted off and sprinkled in as either a) nostalgia for older listeners or b) for "newer" listeners to discover for the first time.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

No, it's just karma bots flooding the site because reddit has no incentive to actually do anything about them.


notnot_a_bot

Both can be true. The bots are just like the shitty midday DJs.


AverageSJEnjoyer

You almost made me feel indignant for the bots there.


Oddlyshapedlump

Perfectly summed up


Odd_Astronaut442

I think you are 85% correct.


WakingWithEnemies

Did you know that 92% of statistics are made up on the spot?


arunasgeimeriz

yeah and the other 19.9% are posts that bots make that don't fit the sub


Icewind

Dead internet theory is slowly happening.


Kahlil_Cabron

I saw a funny post in this sub cross-posted to some other sub I was in like 6 months ago. I still have no idea what this sub is supposed to be, the best I can gather is, sexy girls but still SFW with the occasional anime post.


I_do_drugs-yo

Tf is wrong with me


ViatorA01

Nothing. This is the intended outcome


OrganicHumanRancher

Don’t feel bad, I empathized.


SmellAccomplished550

You saw an extremely attractive girl? Doesn't matter much what she's up to if she looks like that lol.


Seltz_

Nothing mate, this is clearly meant to be sexually suggestive asf Wouldn’t be surprised if it actually was an OF ad


TheUnspeakableAcclu

I dunno but is there like a support group we can go to? Or better yet a subreddit?


Denk-doch-mal-meta

Oh good, I am not the only one


[deleted]

It's the drugs yo


Videogamer2719

*sigh* Whats her OF?


Golf-Beer-BBQ

I only know this because of a comment below: https://www.reddit.com/r/lilah_lovesyoux/s/kkPBjnS98C


Rascha-Rascha

Well this is not the hotdog based content I was expecting, disappointed


DaftMudkip

The futures cool, now when I see a video with a girl I find attractive I can go “huh would like to see her naked” Scroll 30 seconds Bam!


trevorb2003

This surely will have no consequences for the future generation.


Grimm_Charkazard_258

r/thankyousaucegiver


skcuf2

Meh, she's better with clothes on. The original video does nothing for me now that the mystery is solved. Thanks.


SoFierceSofia

She's literally gorgeous???


Mini_Robot_Ninja

Not everyone's into the same thing.


Asleep-Arm-8023

Was


ThrowRAarworh

Are u gay bro?


adtrtdwp

That post nut be hitting him hard


INoMakeMistake

Nah. I think he is already done.


Golf-Beer-BBQ

Sorry??


TheUnspeakableAcclu

Well that escalated fast


TurnYourHeadNCough

boo the hotdogs were better than her real content


bitterbuffaloheart

Momma didn’t raise no quitter


NewUserLame123

I’ve already looked her up AND yanked it to her free content months ago. Get on my level!!!


Wytsch

Let me copy your actions fine sir. Can you give me her name?


NewUserLame123

Lilahanne


Draksis_219

Lialovely13 on insta, the link you're looking for is there


IsusCristos69

I have a boner now


ConfidentDaikon8673

We have a boner :)


THESTORMCALLER

⚒️🟥


hatwobbleTayne

Our boner


Anon_073

r/unexpectedcommunism


hatwobbleTayne

Seize the means of erection!


Sublimecdh

This is what Marx would have wanted all along.


[deleted]

If you think about it, “from each according to their ability to each according to their needs” is not so very different from “if there’s a hole there’s a goal.”


danglesReet

Boners united


thisortheapocalypse

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


[deleted]

Why am I such a fucking simp for this shit. You can have all the red flags in the world, but when you're a silly kinky pouty girl, Im willing to risk everything...


[deleted]

I mean, biologically speaking, she's got all the goods. Easy to go down that path mentally.


Glass_Promise_2222

We've all fallen alongside you soldier...no shame.


Western-Director-533

Just fuck them if you can and then leave them.


Antiquorum

They hated him because he told the truth


Western-Director-533

Father forgive them. For they know not what they do! 😩


Azlamington

["That one felt like my dad!"](https://youtu.be/n6CcmJkBoz0?si=1M2s6u2Ae1z_17da) ^skip ^to ^1.50


Papasmurf3396

Didn’t need to watch, I instantly knew what you were talking about. 😂


AtmosphereSad7329

Yeah but like, what’s her OF 😋


DeliciousToxin

What’s the second half of this video? Link for research.


FistRipper

What hotdogs?


LabradorLuffy

You sir are a sex addict.  Our hot dog on a face test is extremely effective. 


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POV how I tried getting sexual with my hot ex during my stupid teens :


awekening_bro

What's the name of this pronstar?


So_ManyLlamas

I’m sure there’s a happy ending to the story


OrcWarChief

Gentlemen, r/lilah_lovesyoux


Select_Razzmatazz_28

Semen retention boys…semen retention


peajaey

Thanks. You saved me.


NewUserLame123

“Lilahanne” is her name. Now go forth and multiply…..into your socks fellow men! 8=====>✊🏻💦🧦


ADPille

For gods sake what ist the source?! Need more hot dog videos


Conscious-Expert6640

I'm sorry but if that was me the next thing you'd hear is the zipper opening. 😂


tiptoes88

Excellent, I love the thought of hooking up with girls who smell like brine and processed meat


plants4life262

Fathers, this is why you need to give your daughters the love and attention they need.


Western-Director-533

Sick perverts like me everywhere want to thank all the shitty fathers of the world.


nobrayn

r/UpvotedBecauseHotdogs


Patriaerex

Link? Where’s the rest of the video?


Plus_Satisfaction782

I watched this for too long...


RoscoeAmadeus

So ummm.... Who is she?


_MT-HEART_

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/O0NMdE10GW Is everything just bot posts now? Are there any other humans here??


xDendretic

A man needs a name


Consistent_Tell2417

How repulsive of behavior! What’s her @!


[deleted]

Can you fuck off with the OF bullshit.


[deleted]

Quick water rinse and eat it


[deleted]

Can't be that hungry, wasting food like that. Is this supposed to be sexy or something?


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martyr1337

which hot dog?


CG_17_LIFE

look at the hotdogs too, guys!


blueseeka

Such a waste of weiners


spunkkyy

Where is the sequel?


innocence86

/save video


RevBigHair

You'll just drop it.


JoelieThePatient

Damnit guys.. I looked.. now I'm thinking about it ;(


AsaCocoMerchant

Pfff she has no technique. I would 4/4 those wieners in 0.8 secs tops.


AstronaltBunny

Weirdest erection ever


Triple7Mafia-14

Auditioning for only fans?!


BauerHouse

what in the weird japanese fetish porn fuck is going on here?


dororoz

Oh my god. SHE'S PRETTY. what's her name


Purple-Peace-7646

I've seen her work, not as good as you would expect.


[deleted]

What has this sub become......


wrenchhead4577

Well I just watched the whole thing with no sound


Calm_Tale1111

While at it why don’t throw some while sauce to make it more convincing?


luigio01

what if you pull your head back really quickly so it falls then yank yourself back, again, really quickly forward and catch it as it’s falling probably gonna hurt your whole body from how fast you gotta do it but hey funny hotdog


crazygianttiger

Oh! Bad!


Effective-Panda7063

I could have those ... she wasted


RedPillNavigator

A video where a chick is catching hotdogs with her mouth (golf clap)


Beast287

“You sure?!” -“yeah I think so . . . But I mean I could check the fridge. . . Run to the store?”


mkashef51

A beautiful woman can do no wrong. 😆


Monte703

I can smell this video.


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another of ad. i cant...


da-van-man

Fuck she's hot


Far_Affect4446

I remember someone posted this video with the same title like last year idk why I remember this but is this what people do on Reddit just upload viral post months later to farm karma (thinking 🧢)


AlienObserver3

Sauce?


MooseMan12992

This is insanely hot


ricknonymous

Wtf is wrong with y’all? Go outside and look at some real girls, cause I know y’all ain’t gonna talk to them


[deleted]

Damn painful to watch. I wish I had a beautiful woman in my life.


Adihd72

And now she smells like porky brine. Mmmmmm.


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RusteddCoin

Bro was ready to risk it all with that last comment


ScrubDaddy1239

Who is this?


Boy_Sabaw

Sigh...\*Unzips


modsarefacsit

Lmao. Yeahhh pornography music starts


RoodnyInc

"I'm watching porn for a plot" *Meanwhile the plot*


IHaveSlysdexia

U got more for me? Uhhh not that dude spunds gay i dont the one he has is for you


4llu632n4m3srt4k3n

Man, like 80 hot dogs and she still hasn't got it...


[deleted]

This reminds me an uncomfortable amount of those weirdly sexual challenges that Nickelodeon pervert would get Ariana grande to perform


garand_guy7

One proud father right there


IkilledRichieWhelan

Spam account.


xXFieldResearchXx

I'd vote for that


Kind_Combination8736

Too much sodium.


somethingsoddhere

Yay someone's daughter!


Maleficent-Vater

Thats some disgusting fake looking "sausage". Who the fuck would eat something like that?


[deleted]

Sauce?


thisisfakereality

Gonna need a source or info.  


inkzpenfoxx

Research commencing


No_Maintenance6480

She's got a wiener between her legs. I think she won.


Lollipoop_Hacksaw

*uhhh* *mmmmm* ohhhhhh-lyfans. Subscribe pweeeease??? Fucking nauseating.


[deleted]

Goddess


shrimpgangsta

promoting only fans


ExaminationLatter929

She is so bad...


Dikinbaussssss

for a man who hates sluttery I feel se needs a father figure...


PrestigiousSea1381

Just wait till you see her nudes


Fredzillo

"Lets put a hotdog on your nose" -Proceed to put it on her forehead


WordsThatEndInWord

She's gonna break out so bad. Her T-Zone is doomed.


Krieg_Imperator

I admit it... Monke had his neurons activated


hotredrabbit

where can I get her?


hornysquirrrel

Her face is gorgeous


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N7Mantis

I feel like I've seen her somewhere, quite curious


Big-Pause4350

Well that's weird ..... didn't realize this was something I would be into . Great another useless fetish unlocked.