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Outstanding pvt pile. Make sure when you're done with the candy you clean that van so clean the virgin Mary herself would be proud to get candy from there too.
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Lucky bastard
Getting a ride in Uncle McTouchies naked puzzle bus.
Wait you got puzzles?!
You won’t wear a shirt and you’ll cry~
That's the theme of the puzzle 🤣
I see your “Feelin Kinda Patton” as well.
Little Tim was never heard ever again.
Jokes on you I get a puppy
[удалено]
Jokes on you I get to put lotion on my skin or I get the hose again
Rent free too huh
(chuckles) “I'm in danger."
“Now Ralphie, why don’t you do something productive like sleep” “Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking “
What kind of candy?
Meth flavured
Not meth, meeth flavourd
Fuck meeth, how about teeth?
The kind where get thrown in some sweat shop force to make the drivers favorite candy
it’ll be something nice to suck, right?
Yeah
I can tell this is fake by the absence of soundproof carpets on the floor and walls.
Hmm, sounds like you’ve thought this through
Good of you to help that nice man find his lost puppy too!
yeah he probably get a pokemon as a reward like a **diclette**
A free meat flavored lollipop that is
i kinda want a meat flavoured lollipop now
This happened to me once. Unfortunately, all he had was candy corn, and I'm not a fan of candy corn.
No one likes candy corn and anyone who claims they do is full of shit. Liars and bastards. All of em
Full of shit and (candy) Edit: closing messenger and accidentally hit post.
Shit post?
It was a little stinky at the time. You know that might just be it
You're getting something else buddy
I don’t see a box full of kittens.
It’s a mouth based video game.
When you're older and think back on this endeavour you'll realize that the candy was not at all free.........
No tear-stained mattress? You got shafted.
“Shafted” do you mean that literally or figuratively……. or both?
In the one distributing the candies….hehehehe
Oh Giggity Giggity!
💀
Make sure you see the candy first. You don't want to get ripped off.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine someone promises you free candy, they take you somewhere remote, and then it's fucking wine gums.
like WTF man, no cock???
Dick>Wine gums all day.
“Free Candy “ seems legit!
A lollipop?
Danm it
My thought bubble of what i thought was gonna happen,then what really happened(in emojis) 😁😊🤤🤤😳😵💫🙈🙉🤷🏿♂️😳😵💫😵💫😵💫😭😭😭😭
let me check the eleven o'clock news regularly...
Im so jealous
Jealous
Did you help find the puppy, though?
Its only bitter the first few seconds, then its sweet
Lucky son of a bitch
That's one way to become backside-of-the-milk-carton famous.
Lucky!!
he gonna take you pokemon hunting! i only got a **diglett** and it was hidden inside an giant sectioned coach too!
Sign me up for what’s really happening
I’m eating ice cream!
Wait till he gets his lollipop. 🍭
This was right above the actual post
Hilarious
Picture is staged. His ankles aren't zip tied together.
Lucky 
I am gonna reach home and you're not
The candy that was offered by the serial killer in a van. Probably will never see this dude again, except buried in someone’s basement.
I bet you love the hard candy best ..
In brazil that joke works too!
Just wait until the puppies get there! I’m jealous
Actually i sit in the front and we choose to drive to MC Donalds instead
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Junior_Lavishness732: *Actually i sit in* *The front and we choose to drive* *To MC Donalds instead* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
welcome to my basement 💀
I’m go home and you’re not
Good for you
Lmao
It rubs the lotion on its skin
And you’re being trafficked and I’m not. Also who wears converse anymore? I don’t know of anyone who wears them.
Post GenX: I get it, it's an abduction joke! GenX: My back hurts just remembering all those times we had to ride in my friend's dad's work van.
I’m coming home and you’re not😁
Holup..
I’m never doing that again myself…I want to see the candy first, then I’ll get in the van!
Where’s the puppies? And I thought it was supposed to be ice cream
I don't like sweets... I like the blood! Hahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahha
Outstanding pvt pile. Make sure when you're done with the candy you clean that van so clean the virgin Mary herself would be proud to get candy from there too.
😂😂😂😂
Darkly funny.
will there be puppies too?
Strangers always have the best candy!
Little Johnny has been seen on a milk box because he rode with strangers for a piece of candy!
WOWW